ITT Convoluted ways to write Hello World

>>56393785
Why are you using printf instead of putchar? Think of all the wasted CPU cycles!

>>56393785
Create a universe that spits out a creature that writes Hello Worlds.

>>56393850
Well, I'm not writing this for an Intel 8086 am I now?

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>>56393897
Nice burn

>>56393785

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    ;
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import random

def random_char():
    return chr(random.randint(ord(' '),ord('~')))

goal = "Hello World"
length = len(goal)

characters = [random_char() for _ in range(length)]

while ''.join(characters) != goal:
    for i in range(length):
        if characters[i] != goal[i]:
            characters[i] = random_char()

print ''.join(characters)

>>56393785
That font makes my soul cry.

>>56394822
What? It's the good ol' UEFI font, it's great, especially for textmode editing

>>56394856
i prefer the classic VGA BIOS fonts though

from sys import stdout

a = "l"
b = "e"
c = "H"
d = "o"
e = "d"
f = " "
g = "W"
h = "r"
j = 68
k = 138
l = 255
m = 73
n = 258
o = 135

def hello_world(what, the, hell, were, you, thinking):
    for i in range(what, the): stdout.write([hell, were, you, thinking][(i%3==0)+2*(i%4==0)])

hello_world(j, m, a, b, c, d)
hello_world(o, k, d, f, g, h)
hello_world(l, n, e, h, a, f)

best I could do

import sys
def run(x, nn, g, read, write, q):
    for i in range(x, nn): sys.stdout.write([chr(g), chr(read), chr(write), chr(q)][(i%3==0)+2*(i%4==0)])
    
run(68, 73, 108, 101, 72, 111)
run(135, 138, 111, 32, 87, 114)
run(255, 258, 100, 114, 108, 32)

>>56393909
Shitty mentality, shitty programmer

>>56395169
Shitty mentality, anal asshole

(defun get-char (x)
    (+    (/ (* -6607 (expt x 11)) 9979200)
        (/ (* 2633 (expt x 10)) 64800)
        (/ (* -26279 (expt x 9)) 24192)
        (/ (* 71681 (expt x 8)) 4320)
        (/ (* -24132961 (expt x 7)) 151200)
        (/ (* 21694193 (expt x 6)) 21600)
        (/ (* -1508562781 (expt x 5)) 362880)
        (/ (* 143574137 (expt x 4)) 12960)
        (/ (* -906700279 (expt x 3)) 50400)
        (/ (* 14255329 (expt x 2)) 900) 
        (/ (* -8626347 x) 1540)
        72))

 (defun hello-world ()
       (dotimes (i 11)
         (format t "~a" (code-char (get-char i)))))

void main()
{
    string s = random_string(12);
    while (s != 'hello world')
        s = random_string(12);
    print s
}

int main() {
write(1,"Hello World", 14);
return 0;
}

>>56396870

int main() {
  write(1,"Hello World\n", 15);
  return 0;
}

Code tags help.

>>56395218
anal [purge]