ITT: post some of your shittiest code

this is only the first part of it, the rest of it is just more of the same

import datetime
a=datetime.date.today()
b=(str(a))
c=(int(b[5:7]))
d=(int(b[8:10]))
e=datetime.date.today().isoweekday()
f=datetime.datetime.now().time()
g=(str(f))
h=(g[0:2])
i=(g[3:5])
j=(h+i)
k=(int(j))
l=(g[2:5])
m=(g[0:5])
n=(str(" "))
o=(str("AM"))
p=(str("PM"))
def time():
    if k<=59:
        print((str(12))+l+n+o)
    elif k<=1159:
        print(m+n+o)
    elif k<=1259:
        print(m+n+p)
    elif k<=1359:
        print((str(1))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=1459:
        print((str(2))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=1559:
        print((str(3))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=1659:
        print((str(4))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=1759:
        print((str(5))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=1859:
        print((str(6))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=1959:
        print((str(7))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=2059:
        print((str(8))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=2159:
        print((str(9))+l+n+p)
    elif k<=2259:
        print((str(10))+l+n+p)
    else:
        print((str(11))+l+n+p)

>>56384933
For what purpose

/g/ doesn't actually code lmao

>>56385741
To shitpost

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2
3 4

//get date +24 hours
Sleep(24h);
Echo date(H:m:s);

There was that challenge during Christmas season a few years ago to write a program to draw a tree.

Well here's one of mine https://raw.githubusercontent.com/iamevn/fun/master/tree/tree.bit

    theurl = "http://www.ipaddresslocation.org/ip-address-locator.php?lookup={0}".format(ip_address)
    f = urllib.request.urlopen(theurl)
    website = f.read()
    def striphtml(data):
        p = re.compile(r'^(.*)(?=IP Country Code:</i>)')
        return p.sub('', data)
    def striphtml2(data):
        p = re.compile(r'(?=<i>IP Latitude:</i>).*')
        return p.sub('', data)
    def striphtml3(data):
        p = re.compile(r'<.*?>')
        return p.sub('', data)
    def striphtml4(data):
        return re.sub(r"\\nIP ", "\n•", data)
    df = striphtml(str(website))
    lo = striphtml2(str(df))
    lol = striphtml3(str(lo))
    result = striphtml4(str(lol))
    print(result)

This was from a long time ago and since I've learned the error of my ways.

>>56386337
what language is this

>>56386360
BIT http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/bit.html

>>56384933
Looking back, I have a line something like this:

return hex_to_binary(plaintext_to_hex(text)));

>>56386311
lel, genius

>>56384970
<code>
// PHP & JAVA & Perl & Python & C++...
return ( x >= y );
</code>

All of my code is perfect relative to the system it'll be running on, just like I'm perfect relative to all the machines that the universe affords existence.

So there.

>>56384933
Had couple interviews for internship (not even a job).
In one was asked to write something similar to FizzBuzz, was nervous and fucked it up.
mfw the companies do not want me even for free.

>have to make a GUI in a game engine
>instead of creating a Button class I checked if the mouse cursor is within a certain area on the screen

>>56386925
I had this same shit and during the interview I got mad at the disrespecting cunts so I made it print fuck you instead of fizzbuzz, lel I'm a comedic genius

>>56386340
what exactly is wrong with it?

>>56386294
NO

start = int(input("from:"))
end = int(input("to:"))
yes = set(['y'])
no = set(['n'])
print ("Do you want numbers that are not Fizz/Buzz/Fizzbuzz to be printed? [y/n]")

choice = input().lower()
if choice in yes:
    print ("")
    print ("Doing fizzbuzz from", start, "to ", end)
    print ("")
    for count in range(start, end+1):
        if (count % 5) == 0 and (count % 3) == 0:
            print ("Fizzbuzz", count)
        elif (count % 3) == 0:
            print ("Fizz", count)
        elif (count % 5) == 0:
            print ("Buzz", count)
        else:
            print (count)

if choice in no:
    print ("")
    print ("Doing fizzbuzz from", start, "to ", end)
    print ("")
    for count in range(start,end+1):
        if (count % 5) == 0 and (count % 3) == 0:
            print ("Fizzbuzz", count)
        elif (count % 3) == 0:
            print ("Fizz", count)
        elif (count % 5) == 0:
print ("Buzz", count)

>>56387957
>elif not choice: print(count)

>>56387672
Classic

loop        ;grob
{
    PixelSearch,,y2, 520, y1-100, 590, y1, 0xDD4443, 0,  fast RGB    ;red
    if !ErrorLevel
    break
    PixelSearch,,y2, 520, y1-100, 590, y1, 0x71F3FF, 0,  fast RGB    ;blue
    if !ErrorLevel
    break
    y1-=100
    if (y1 < 0 and detectRetry = 0)
    {
        y1 := windowheight
        detectRetry = 1
        sleep 300
    }
    else if (y1 < 0 and detectRetry = 1)
    {
        chop := windowheight-50
        return
    }
}
y2+=100
loop        ;fein
{
    PixelSearch,,y3, 520, y2-30, 590, y2, 0xDD4443, 0,  fast RGB    ;red
    if !ErrorLevel
    break
    PixelSearch,,y3, 520, y2-30, 590, y2, 0x71F3FF, 0,  fast RGB    ;blue
    if !ErrorLevel
    break
    y2-=30
    if (y2 < 0)
    {
        chop := windowheight-50
        return
    }
}
y3+=30
loop        ;sehr fein
{
    PixelSearch,,y4, 520, y3-5, 590, y3, 0xDD4443, 0,  fast RGB    ;red
    if !ErrorLevel
    break
    PixelSearch,,y4, 520, y3-5, 590, y3, 0x71F3FF, 0,  fast RGB    ;blue
    if !ErrorLevel
    break
    y3-=5
    if (y3 < 0)
    {
        chop := windowheight-50
        return
    }
}
if y4 < 45
chop = 0
else
chop := windowheight-y4-17
return

>>56388075
Story:
Pixelsearch would give the coordinates of the first pixel found with the specified hex color.
Problem is, that it searches from left to right and from top to bottom.
I had to search from bottom to top though to find the bottom result.
Since there was no working alternative, I tried just searching line by line from bottom to top but it was extremely slow. So I did it like this which still works almost instantly and does search from bottom to top.

File: 1471477689849.png (311KB, 652x669px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 652x669px

https://www.udemy.com/sara-learns-to-code-making-an-app-from-scratch/

>>56388446
Has no one showed them a for / while loop?
Hell, the for loop wouldn;t necessarily even need a body.

>>56388446
I think mostly guys buy this course.

>>56388639
go do it if you're so smart?
that's an interview question btw
most people get it wrong

>>56388660
I know I will torrent the shit out of it the moment it comes out

>>56384933
I would post some code from the Tinder app if I could.
>turn off high accuracy GPS mode
>app spams you with requests to turn it back on
>it will even bring the app from background back into focus to request turning it back on
>turn off wifi for a moment
>app spams you with requests to turn on wifi network detection while wifi is disabled
I even emailed them about it saying that high accuracy isn't even required because the app doesn't need your pinpoint location, it's not like a mapping app, within a kilometer makes no fucking difference, and that spamming requests is bad design and they just emailed back saying that high accuracy mode was required.

I don't doubt that it is required because they get paid by Google/Facebook to enforce it.

>>56388686
>go do it

int somefunction (int base, int mult) {
int result = 0;
while (mult > 0) {
result += base;
--mult;
}
return result;
}

File: there.gif (136KB, 447x437px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 447x437px

>>56388734
nope, try again.

>>56388686
Just put it on pornhub

>>56388747
Your gif moves too fast and I'm not opening it in something else.

I also saw you post in the DPT a few weeks ago.

>>56388762
>not speed reading

for x in range(1, 101):
        if x == 1:
                print("1")
        elif x == 2:
                print("2")
        elif x == 3:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 4:
                print("4")
        elif x == 5:
                print("Buzz")
        elif x == 6:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 7:
                print("7")
        elif x == 8:
                print("8")
        elif x == 9:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 10:
                print("Buzz")
        elif x == 11:
                print("11")
        elif x == 12:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 13:
                print("13")
        elif x == 14:
                print("14")
        elif x == 15:
                print("FizzBuzz")
        elif x == 16:
                print("16")
        elif x == 17:
                print("17")
        elif x == 18:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 19:
                print("19")
        elif x == 20:
                print("Buzz")
        elif x == 21:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 22:
                print("22")
        elif x == 23:
                print("23")
        elif x == 24:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 25:
                print("Buzz")
        elif x == 26:
                print("26")
        elif x == 27:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 28:
                print("28")
        elif x == 29:
                print("29")
        elif x == 30:
                print("FizzBuzz")
        elif x == 31:
                print("31")
        elif x == 32:
                print("32")
        elif x == 33:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 34:
                print("34")
        elif x == 35:
                print("Buzz")
        elif x == 36:
                print("Fizz")
        elif x == 37:
                print("37")
        elif x == 38:
                print("38")
        ...

>>56388777
My realtime visual memory buffer is poor. I can only speed read if my eyes are moving and the background is textured.

>>56384933
When first learning programming (in C), I wanted to check user inputs. I did it like this.

if(input[0] == 'S' && input[1] == 't' && input[2] == 'r' && input[3] == 'i' && input[4] == 'n' && input[5] == 'g' && input[6] == '1') {}
else if(input[0] == 'S' && input[1] == 't' && input[2] == 'r' && input[3] == 'i' && input[4] == 'n' && input[5] == 'g' && input[6] == '2') {}
else if(input[0] == 'S' && input[1] == 't' && input[2] == 'r' && input[3] == 'i' && input[4] == 'n' && input[5] == 'g' && input[6] == '3') {}

Some of the strings I compared this way were pretty damn long.

>>56388787
Should use a switch case.