/csg/ Chink Shit General

Since when are 64GB Sharks $14,5 on gearbest?

What the fuck? I got mine for $11

>>56384591
Sharks are dead.

where my makibros at??

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What do you fuckers think about my latest order?
The protoboards is a ten pack, so..

has anyone bought anything from fastcardtech.com? please share your experience with me. I'm interested in the return/refund policy, the shipping methods they use, etc.

>>56384591
GB made lots of (popular?) things more expensive
I found some coupons in kimovil:

Gearbest 8% off site-wide coupon
Get 8% OFF by using coupon for all non-discount products @GearBest

GB8offc
Valid from 26/08/2016 to 25/09/2016

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>>56384591
>>56384621

Shark is out.

Monkey face is in.

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What's a decent Chinky 10" tablet for reading ebooks and watching jewtube and sheeeeeeeeit?

>>56384650

>le monkey face.jpg

>>56384672
i read cartoon porn powerpoints and draw furry porn on cube i7 stylus
i regret that i didnt wait for cube i7 book instead
but fuck cube there was no info about it back then

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Best Windows 10 tablet for $200-250 ?

>>56384698

yeah, no fully laminated display

Dropped

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I want to cum inside Hime Arikawa's boipucci, what's the best onahole that simulates tightness. I really poor so I cant do any more than $10 at the moment. If not I think i'll grab a tenga egg.

http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_361966.html?wid=21

Who the fuck thought putting a 2560 x 1600 display on a fucking Atom z8300 was a good idea?

>>56384709
well to be honest i picked it up because its the only chink tablet with proper stylus back then

>>56384712

>>>/a/ is that way

>>56384672
any fucking chink ARM tablet? why do people ask these retarded questions all the time? you could ask for a GOOD, BIG, CHEAP tablet instead.

Anybody know if this projector is any good? I don't trust those bot reviews

http://www.gearbest.com/projector/pp_25396.html?wid=21

Cube i9 any good?

http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_312556.html

>>56384739
>320 x 240 Native Resolution
Search Youtube for EPL007. You'll find similar products and then you decide

I got my MINISEAS pendrives today after about about 1 week. fastest csg parcel I've done.

Streaming the h2wtest, cause why not:
twitch dot tv slash immortalmewtwo

>>56384739

works great 10cm from the wall

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>>56384848
I got a gold 16gb and a maccas fried 64gb.

They cost under usd$2 and usd$8 respective

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>>56384877
I also got some 6.3mm to 3.5mm stereo adapters.

Page said 10pcs per piece ordered, so I either fucked up or they will receive dispute

>>56384877
link please?

Here is my story of how I got chinked.

Beware and never order anything expensive using free shipping.

>order xiaomi mi pad 2 windows version on July 7th
>retarded enough to not use PayPal
>gets dispatched the next day
>on July 13th tracking says "arrived at local post office"
>waited one week, never received it
>called all local post offices here
>no one has the tablet
>realise it's been stolen
>file a complaint to my bank
>also file a police complaint
>they tell me to wait
>chinks refund me $50 the next day
>they tell me to wait until Sept 7th until we can find "a satisfactory solution"

I sure hope they will refund me completely

tl;dr Always use paypal

Any good chink portable media players? I'd like something to clip to my clothes while running/cycling if possible.

>>56384943
It will cost USD$2.34, I got mine for USD$198.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Miniseas-usb-flash-drive-CCT-1-metal-waterproof-4gb-8gb-16gb-32gb-64g-memory-usb-stick/32676594881.html

>>56384992
So were they good or not?

>>56384992
Mistake: USD$1.98

>>56384958
These are pretty good for a buck.
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/191780970234
The clip is nice.
Other than that it works like any other shitty mp3 player/radio.

do reliable (by /csg/ standards) full sized headphones with active noise control (noise cancellation) exist
all i want to be able to do is use them like ear muffs but with greater noise reduction

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>>56384999
Trips makes me sorry.

Yes, it verified good.

I'm streaming the verification on immortalmewtwo twitch.

In Russia they sell well priced ZTE, Meizu, Lenovo, etc chink brands - is it still worth buying xiaomimeme instead?

>>56385016
>Streaming a USB test on twitch

What
How many gb is it again?

>>56385037
>Streaming a USB test on twitch
Super exciting, ay?

The miniseas is 16GB, Maccas Fries is 64GB

Please don't buy 64GB until it verifies good

>>56384591
got mine at 9.99.
so proud

>>56385026
uh.. do the comparison yourself for prices and specs between those phones?

>>56384848
great one.
better than shilling Techtablets and chatting on discord.

>>56384700
>>56384712
>>56385014
check the wiki

>>56385080

Or use 250 GB points to get it at $9.99

Yeah, it's shit

>>56384944
what did you use, GB or based Ali?

>>56385120

Gearbest

>>56385105
>shilling Techtablets
>chatting on discord

Did Hitler hate Lithuania? If so, can we resurrect him to purge this pissphone bloke?

What's the protocol for someone who's new to buying chink shit from places like Aliexpress?
Do you give all of your real information?
Do you use a PO box if you order stuff often?

>>56385138
the necessary
no, some chinks will not send anything to a PO box.

>>56385112
thank you, but there's nothing about noise cancelling headphones on there

>>56385151
>the necessary
Such as?

>>56385175
Real name and address, you don't need to put your telephone number.

How will this affect my chinkshit?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37241727

>>56385208
Thank you

>>56385210

imagine going to the beach and finding tons of crates of chinkshit floating around at the shore

>>56385138
I use my initial for my first name just out of mild paranoia. No problems so far. Don't oversupply information.

>>56385138
Spic here, i have a pobox in California, 80% of my chink shit is sent there, always without problems, i cross the border at least once every month.

As for your info, keep it real or Ali may freeze your orders, my Ali count has my name, my adress in both countries, no problems so far.

>inb4 build wall
>inb4 le chink botnet

>>56385126
it was an unregistered free air mail shipping?
so you didn't need to put your signature at the package arrival?
besides that, ditch GB
stay with Ali/Ebay and Bangood.

>>56385126
link of the tablet you bought?

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>got my RN3P
>Chinese ROM
>follow some poo in the loo guide on miui forum to unlock it and flash the global one
>error
>phone won't boot anymore
>find a too to enter EDL mode from fastboot
>try to flash the global rom again
>got this
>still won't unlock
>still won't boot
SEND HELP
Also, I don't get the qshusb qloader for some reason (signature is disabled by the way).

>>56385133
The techtablet guy, if so I don't mind.

>>56385287
>SEND HELP
Alright. Never think pajeet is competent.

>>56385240

unregistered, yes.

however i must sign for everything before they hand it to me

>>56385210

LMFAO FUCKING GOOK'D

>>56385287
Have you installed the proper drivers?

>>56385339
They should install with the MiFlash tool (and it looks like they do since I get always asked some authorization from Windows), but yep, drivers seem to be the problem.

>>56385365
You could try to use USBDeview to force-uninstall the drivers but as my Xiaomeme hasn't arrived yet I can't help you further :^(

>>56385383
Thank you, I'll try.

>>56385105
How much did you spend for your Xiaomi?

>>56385306
not everything.
some, free & untracked, could just laid on you front porch

>>56385287
Can you still enter EDL mode?

Does anyone have the link for actual Piston 3s?

Anyone here interested in a cube i7 stylus? I'm going to be posting mine to ebay in a little bit. It works great, I'm just selling it because I don't use it. I bought it to replace my Surface Pro 2 but then ended up repairing my Surface instead.

>>56385407
Yes, using fastboot EDL.
I can start flashing too, but miflash suddenly complete the operation after a while and nothing seems to go right since I can boot up or unlock the phone through fastboot after that.

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>>56385443
What ROM are you flashing? I don't know if MiUI 8 is supported.

>>56385495
Old kenzo MIUI since I wanted to make sure to follow the instructions to the letter.

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>>56385495
Here's what mine showed. Looks like you're also using an old version of MiFlash

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>>56384732
>>56384732
What's a GOOD, BIG, CHEAP tablet you slant eyed gook?

>>56385507
I mean MIUI 7
>>56385508
Again, I wanted to follow the guide without making stuff up, but I'll try again with the new version.

>>56385524
Also, have you checked the MD5 of your rom?

how come we don't have a shared email address that we collectively use to get promo offers?

also, is this cheap?
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_28060.html

>>56385339
this, or perhaps the cable you are using is too shitty.

>>56385652
>also, is this cheap?
$9, btw. anyway, nevermind... of course generic SD cards are much cheaper

So, fastboot EDL + latest MiFlash + latest MIUI seem to work.
Fuck pajeet.

>>56385677
Glad to see you got it working fine.

guys who's going to pull the trigger on this? http://www.gearbest.com/m-goods-sn-188178801.htm

>>56385707
Thanks for the help.

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Does anybody know if these are safe to use?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/latex_condos/32617211593.html

>>56385717
You can get them for about 1 dollar on ebay.
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/90S-Nostalgic-in-One-Virtual-Cyber-Pit-Toy-Funny-Tamagotchi-Retro-Hot-Gift-/282128637509?hash=item41b02d5e45:g:pyUAAOSwHoFXqXft

>>56385728
NEVER use chink dick-sleeves

>>56385728
I wouldn't use those unless you want to cut open your gf's tubes and fill them with lead from the chink latex softening process.

>>56385728
Don't expect them to protect you from STDs and pregnancy. Maybe wear a quality western condom ontop of one?

so is the rm3 camera as shit as people say? its basically the only thing stopping me from copping desu senpai

>>56385762
>>56385789

Any particular reason why not? I was mostly wondering if the spines around the head are physically harmful.

>>56385806
>chink silicone
>chink condoms
>putting chink silicone inside your body AND expecting it to not rip or let STDs/sperm through

>>56384723
Damn even a z8700 would be pushing it.

>>56384762
Yeah, those same specs in a yoga would be twice the price

>>56385652
in less than a day Techtablets and his italian and lithuanian sturmtruppen shill come here to getting those.
exactly like in that le leddit moment this board had.

Chink kendama arrived, it's really nice. The paint on it was great, until it gets dented from use.

Also got a 2nd Convoy S2+ torch, with the warmest colour temp they had.

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>>56385909

>>56385287
chinkd
I once bricked my Jiayu S3 because the software wasnt complete and resetting device stopped running the main menu and you could do random functions like holding HOME button to bring up applications running but you couldnt get to the home screen etc.

Followed poo in the loo guide and bricked it
Had to flash a new software with another poo in the loo youtuber and it was all good.

Dont worry you will be able to do so. GOOD LUCK

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>>56384566
Look what mummy got me today!

>>56385957
Already fixed, thanks anyway.
And thanks god I didn't buy an unsupported MTK chip.

>>56386014
Nice house fire cable

>>56385894

Sadly, it's a non laminated display

>>56384723
>>56385871

Check techtablets' review on it.

It's slow even when navigating through pictures in windows

I wish I could just order straight from the mi store, all their products are so much cheaper when just buying directly from them.

>>56386075

i can't find the mi pad on the xiaomi store, where is it

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Is this any good?

https://es.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Smart-Temperature-and-Humidity-Sensor/32648571466.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.17.3xnEdh&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10065_10056_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=142329fb-c0d7-4379-aa40-c57abd515377

Sorry, I don't know if I should've shortened the url.

I already have a Xiaomi Mi Band 1 paired with my phone, using original software and all. Do that means that I could use this with the same smart phone?

>>56386159
>es
REEEEEE DIEEEEGOOOO

>>56386171
lel

Any mechanical keyboards that have been confirmed as fakes, but still says that they are mechanical?

>>56386159
Just cut out everything after ".html"

>>56386281
>i want to outchink the chinks
nah

>>56386159
Post english

>>56386296
with Ebay and paypal shouldn't be too hard

>>56386296
What? I do it all the time.

>>56384712
Unless you have a death grip, the egg won't satisfy you.

>>56385436
nevermind, I'm going to save it. I'm not going to recuperate what I spent.

Also, fuck ebay.

>>56386116
I found it via the mi store app (which is included in a tab with the mi home app).

Mi pad 2 16 gb is 999 yuan = 150 usd
64 gb 1299 yuan = 194 usd

Compared to gearbest which sells 16 gb for 182 and 64 gb for 240

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Opinions on this?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ebook-Reader-BOYUE-T62/32416805119.html

>>56386556
>$101
Get a 2nd hand nook and I guarantee you it's seldom used

>>56386171
less Italian shills more diegos

>>56385026
Do you have to flash russian chinkshit for malware? If no ditch xiaomeme

>>56386556
got a 2nd handed paperwhite for 60$.
not everything has to be completely chinky branded

Does the mi band 2 cause burns?

>>56386694
Not atm

>>56386573
This, tons of people get these things and never use them or return them and you can buy it open box

>>56386573
>>56386670
I live in a shithole, would have to pay twice the price for shipping if I want to buy anything from ebay.
Kindle is good, but I have to get atleast a voyage just to get half of the features this is offering.

I guess I look around my local second hand sellers to see If I can find anything good, but I'm doubtful

>>56386749
OK, that should be an issue.
still, it's a condition around here; hundreds with pure chinky smelly blood in their veins.

Any good rubic cibe recommendations for beginners?

>>56384591
got mine for $8 during cakebux

>>56386321
What do you do?

is banggood chinking it up or are the xiaomi dual drivers really 37 dollars when not discounted?

Got a question csg

I'm looking for clip on sunglasses, however I am looking for something VERY dark, after years of dark rooms and artificial light, I can barely open my eyes outside without it being too bright.

Are there any chink clip ons that are so dark you could safely stare at the sun? Possibly a multi clip on set that has a few different tinges of darkness.

Looking at photos of lenses, some seem dark, but they remind me of the sunglass rack at any gas station where sure they look dark, but really you are hard pressed to call them that.

banggood has starten selling professional torture tools, when will I be able to get an iron maiden?
http://www.banggood.com/Professional-Ingrown-Toenail-Thick-Paronychia-Correction-Tool-Pedicure-Manicure-Nail-Nipper-p-1077048.html

>>56385524
Did you follow the rootjunky tutorial on youtube on how to unbrick your phone? Do that and try again.

And do what >>56385617 said to rule out the fact that the ROM might have become corrupted. Good luck on your endeavours.

I got pretty lucky on my part with my RN3P. All the steps outlined on rootjunky's videos worked perfectly for me and now I'm running CM13 (Santosh's build) and it works great. However let me tell you to never, ever upgrade to any of the CM13 nightlies. It corrupted my pin file and it even stayed that way after restoring an older backup, so I had to reflash everything.

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Moving house in like 3 weeks so can't order any chink memes in case they don't arrive in time

Also, what stuff would be good for chinking up a new place?

>>56387170
posters, pillows, led lights, stuff for your desk

Anyone ever got a refund from Gearbest? Not paypal.

I didn't receive my package and they told me we will find a satisfactory solution on the 60th day since ordering

What does this mean?

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-37241727

>With South Korea's biggest shipping company filing for bankruptcy protection, the vessels, sailors and cargo of Hanjin Shipping are stuck in limbo, stranded at sea.

Will my chink shit be stuck at sea?

>>56387300
Once 60 days have passed since the day you ordered, they will refund you if it hasn't arrived.

>>56387316
No, it's coming from China. Not South Korea.

>tfw no fully laminated Cube tablet

>>56387345

That's good to know.

Thank you

>>56385728
If you want condoms spring for Okamoto's, they are the most popular brand in Japan.

>>56387577
OR... just fucking buy them locally.
Jesus.

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oh boy, more chink shit just in time before the weekend.

>>56387664
Internet condoms are cheaper and fancier. I don't think you understand this whole csg thing

>It's been a week since I submitted extra info about my package to customs
>Tracking info hasn't update yet
>package hasn't arrived yet
>no extra new info

When is it going to get here? Summer's almost over and I'm still waiting for my sunglasses.

alternative to 17track?

>>56385287
>following poo in loo guides from incompetent street shitters
>trusting pajeet
you deserve everything bad that happened

>>56387300
I've received 2 refunds from Gearbest so far.
Ive only ordered from them 5ish times.

One headphone they let me keep the product and refunded the full amount pretty easily. $45 USD. The other was a VR head thing for android which didnt work for my phone so they just refunded me and let me keep the product.

Headphone is mad because its just a little louder and present with the highs on the left side and not too noticable so I am still using them as a daily and they are sweet

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I bought the chink lantern.

"30 LED collapsible camping lantern."

It works quite good. Uses 3x AA and will be my source of light when power is out.

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Yay

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>>56387674
it's the usb powered penis pump!
Will test it as soon as the sister gets out of the room. Also the package seems small not sure if penis will fit

what do you think of these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-New-Ultra-slim-Wireless-Keyboard-Bluetooth-3-0-Keyboard-for-Apple-for-iPad-Series-OS/32580054266.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Universal-Ultra-Slim-Portable-FHSS-2-4G-Wireless-V3-0-Bluetooth-Mobile-Keyboard-for-Android-Windows/1899975577.html

first one uses batteries but looks nicer

second one looks sturdier and it also has its own rechargeable battery
so, dunno

>>56387821
>buys device to make penis bigger
>claims he already has a big penis
oh anon

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>>56386171
>ES
Spurdo spärde :DD

Finally got my card. What are the 2 best chink knives. I am thinking of ordering Sanrenmu GB9 707 and what else?

>>56387051
Not him but a classic scam is to buy a fake capacity flash drive, get a refund, then restore the drive to real capacity (usually 4gb).

>>56387760
Link?

>will be my source of light when power is out.
How often does that happen?

>>56387821
oh god

>>56387954
>>56387838
wow this thing, it says it goes to -50kPa, just stopped it somewhere around 60 (no dick inside of course).
The motor/electric is a thing of beauty, high quality stuff can't wait to open it up completly and see how much it will suck if juiced up a bit.

>>56387910
Sanrenmu 7010 or Ganzo G729.

>>56387985
>/g/ - Technology

>>56387674
>>56387821
hello austria

>>56384698
i find it kind of hard to jerk off with, you need to hold and change pages with one hand and i'm not fucking buying a keyboard for 15% of the price of the device

>>56387947
http://www.gearbest.com/outdoor-lanterns/pp_264644.html

amazon has the same thing rebranded for $10

https://www.amazon.com/Etekcity-Portable-Camping-Batteries-Collapsible/dp/B00Q8HN0NI

>>56384566
What is that thing, chink keroro gunsou knock off?

How do I rack up good boy points? Any active exploits I could use?

>>56387985
Post webm now and post another in 3 months for comparison

>>56388169
• write reviews with pictures and youtube videos on the GB site
• ask them directly, they used to give you points if you shilled them on review portals
• open a blog/youtube channel, get a wide audience and spam referral link (they don't give you points but $), eventually ask them to give you points for shilling them yo your audience

>>56387698
Its for buying useless things you don't immediately need, so its obvious why poorfat NEETs would want expired nip condoms delivered a month later.

>>56388184
I'm not using it on my dick anon, well okay I tried it out because fuck it but that's not the reason I bought it.

>>56388207
How did it feel?

>>56388240
The hole on the silicone sleeve is tiny, feels kinda nice getting it sucked in through that, other than that nothing special. Also would not recommend "auto mode" it will literally chink your dick off.

>>56385287
>>56385443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNhdQT9Ivu0&list=PLaPvcEA8BA-J9_3mmzhwE5TGRU53q3oux&index=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/wiki/roms/flashofficial (EDL guide on the bottom).

>>56388207
And before someone asks, im using it to mold silicone baits for fishing and possibly to vacuum seal freeze bags

>>56386014
test the current

>>56388306
Already fixed it pretty easily without following any guide (which were only making things more complex than they actually were)
>>56385677
but thanks anyway.

I dunno shit about soldering but you anons seem pretty skillfull.
need to change SMD Soic bios chip from my bricked laptop. so desolder and solder
any chinky solder for doing such thing are just fine, amrite?
the TS100 is expensive, is there something cheaper? what else do I need?

>>56384566
Tfw Your package gets shipped to the opposite side of the country

>>56388197
le shill /csg guide
hope it'll make the news on the next thread

Are there any guides to spotting fake Rock Zircons? I've seen them for Xioami Pistons but searches for Rock Zircon ones just bring up guides on how to tell cubic zirconias and diamonds apart. Are Rock Zircons even popular enough to have fakes?

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ASUS ZenPower Max Power Bank with 28,600mAh Capacity Unveiled

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/09/02/asus-zenpower-max-power-bank-28600mah/

Xiaomeme BTFO!!

>>56387674
>>56388037

>Post address says Schiedam, Netherlands
>PostNL delivery
>Austria

???

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Does this even have any ICs?
How shit will this be?

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/122110324921

>>56388645
>$158 for a powerbank
Uh, yeah, they sure showed Xiaomi!

Took them a month to process my order but I finally got my package shipping notification today.
Friday night though, so not expecting tracking number to work till Monday.

RL number Post NL

>>56387820
Is dat a Jolla?

>>56388656
thats the return address. it was sent by postnl. postnl is a postal service.

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>>56388668
Well I guess it will connect the batteries to the phone and it will charge.
What you will probably be missing out on is everything in the picture

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tfw I get home tomorrow after a month and a half of being away and get to review my shit for good gweilo points on gearbest

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And now xiaomu.eu rom is installed.

>>56388732
Yes. Too bad it's getting bit outdated.

>>56388800
checked.

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>>56388800
>>56388442
Great, now apply the Android N theme and your'e set.

>>56388798
>fuck you mummy and new daddy for taking me to Hawaii for 6 weeks vacation while school's out, I just want to stay at home and order a bunch of $0.99 cables and poorly-painted Pokemon figurines to post on 4chan

>>56389087
Switzerland actually

>>56389087
I don't think I've ever seen anyone presume anything that hard

tfw I'll get back from a four day vacation and have nothing there

>>56389123
he's basically right tho

>>56389154
>four day vacation
so a long weekend

So.... Has....ummmm... Anyone ordered any.... Self pleasuring.... Devices?... No not the slots to....umm stick it in... I meant .... The other ones...

How was your experience with it?

>>56389196
Soo. ummm... how .... do I say.... hum.... KYS

I want some monkeys but gb jacked up the prices and I used up all my points, which sellers on ali are trusted?

>>56389222
... NO

Anyone buy a backup camera from chin? Got an old truck and I'm bored.

>>56389087
Literally me

I'm going to try to find some good school supply's for college, wish me luck

>>56389272
post dem school supplies here my friendo

>>56389196
Aim for silicone ones and you should be fine.

>>56389225
Mixza fragship store

did you guys found any coupons on aliexpress lately?
like those 1$ flash drives 2 weeks ago

>>56389255
How does new daddy treat you?

>>56389375
What $1 flash drives?

>>56389425
there were coupon to get 8GB usb flash drives for about 1$ or so... it was the usual promotion of a newly opened store

>>56384566
Posted a little late in the last thread. Anyone know of reasonable software defined radio USB dongles that'll work with gnu/toeskin?

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Opinions on this
http://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Elephant-Costume-real-articulated-trunk/1909532_32603050182.html

>>56386159
bump

Has anyone used this?

>>56389483
Is adding es. the new meme or are you literally fucking retarded

>>56389492
>native Spanish speaker
>literally fucking retarded
Gee, I wonder.

>>56389483
What about this? I have a costume party coming up
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-ISIS-Fighter-Costume-New-Design-Man/32464452286.html

>>56389483
>with picture (15)
also fuck you

>>56389483
fuck off diego

Anyone here buy mens boots or shoes off Ali?

What's a good mouse with a high DPI suitable for for games (mainly: League of Legends, Starcraft 2, WOW, CS:GO) that I can get off Chink sites?

>>56387832

A-anyone?

>>56389633
>high DPI
literal meme, and so are laser mice
250-1500 DPI is the only decent range for gaming.
Anything higher is for web browsing in 4k+ resolutions/multi monitors.
You'd be happier with a larger mousepad

>>56389704
but for the record, I'm just looking for a good responsive mouse.
My current Microsoft one is just horrible.

>>56389704
Bullshit.

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I have a xiaomi redmi note 3 I bought from goybest and it isn't getting MIUI 8. What am I meant to do with this phone? Should I flash some xiaomi MIUI rom? Should I get CM13? It needs to be very stable, I use it for work.

>>56389196
BMCV
M
C
V

>>56389633
Chink mice use ancient Chinese secret tricks to fake a high DPI.

>>56389196
Why do you type like a fucking retard?

>>56389642
Just buy one or both and review it for us. Be adventurous. Every /csg/ poster should strive to be the first to purchase/review something. Chinkshit is the road less traveled, take it.

>>56389740
Probably running a chinked vendor rom.
see
>>56388306
and flash the global rom

>>56389778
Because It's embarrassing

>>56387144

>checked

looks like something you'd use on your car

>>56389794
How is it embarassing on a anonymous website on the internet?
How much of a cuck are you irl?

most of the phones i see on here are missing most of sprint's bandwidths. are there any known good chinkphones for sprint?

can anyone explain the cakebucks fiasco that keep getting mentioned?
it happened before I joined this board, and googling cakebucks returns an indian bakery.

>>56387737
trackitonline.ru

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>>56389828
???

>>56389815
>he thinks we're anonymous

>>56389731
Get a James Donkey
>>56389732
Its all bullshit marketing, go ask counter strike general.

>>56389872
Gearbest had a rigged game on their website whereby you cut a cake and were awarded on average fewer good boy points then you had spent to play it in the first place. Someone figured out an exploit which let us cut the cake a breeze-infinite amount of times without spending any points, tilting the odds in our favour. Some of us managed to farm in excess of $200 in points before some memelord tipped gearbest off, who proceeded to delete all our points.

>>56389791
>tfw born in the right time to explore the e-silk road

>>56389740
Snapdragon version?
Flash global rom.

>>56390049
yes, do I need to unlock my phone to flash the official global ROM?

SSDs

What are the cheapest most reliable 240gb+ chink SSDs?

>>56389968
welp.
did everyone get their points removed, or did some people get away with it?

>>56390179
I managed to keep 20 bucks somehow
It seems that if you farmed tons of points they noticed

>>56390179
I had like 3k points and they didn't take them away.
Spent the last of them yesterday.

>>56390177
KingDian S280
lurk more

>>56390115
You can even unlock the Snapdragon version while flashing it (no need to wait for Xiaomi), so no.
I flashed the rom without the unlock by the way, just get the latest fastboot global rom and the latest xiaomiflash tool.

>>56390236
Do they have higher capacity SSDs?

>>56384944

my rn3p has been "CNSZXD,China, International item has left originating country and is en route to Canada" since Aug 20th.

I bought of AliExpress but goddamn I hope this doesn't happen to me. Shipping was ePacket.

The seller just tells me to contact my local post office but they don't know shit.

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>>56388311
But you already have the perfect bait. That maggot in your pants laddy.

>>56390275
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313952.html

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Looking for cheap chink shit? Not sure what to buy? Check out /csg/ approved video reviewers:

Dirty Reviews - reviews everything from mouth fedoras to the world's cheapest mechanical keyboard
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - top production values, nearly lost a leg in an exploding chink shit accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - well-known for BM-800 microphone phantom power tests and chink knife reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

BigCliveDotCom - the myth, the legend, tears apart chink shit to see if it'll kill you in your sleep
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

GeeekyStuff - boring voice but in-depth reviews of chink shit especially dash cams and obscure chink phones/tablets
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdt2o-hQ3BF-lc1z58ZY2mw

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still the best resource for chinky tablet reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

>>56384944
>>56390314
>too cheap to pay $20 for 1-week DHL shipping
Serves you right.

>>56390342

>DHL guarantees extra fees + taxes
>/csg/

>>56390342
Look at you, Mr. Big Shot with your fancy DHL and your piles of money.

My bud made a horrible drawing for a DnD game and I want to have it printed on something to give him on his birthday. What should I get it printed on?

>>56390388
a mousepad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgdHMP5evwQ

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>>56389880
was going off this, so i was confused

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The tackiest of chink knives ever just arrived!

Bought it after seeing Comfy review the thing, it's the Boadanli "Ancient Coin" Folding Knive.

Purchased on Aug 25, managed to get it down to €2.75/$3 using 63 gbpoints. Dumping pics now.

>>56390403
That was my first thought as well, but he uses a laptop without a mouse, just the touchpad.

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>>56390404

>>56390342
I don't like dhl because it requires me to answer the phone at inconvenient times
either that or they just dump it on my doormat letting some nigger steal it

>>56390330
why you keep posting this one with people who don't even know about 4chan and without people always active here?

/CSG/ OFFICIAL APPROVED CANCER LIST (Beware of imitations, ask your doctor if JewTube is good for you)

Dirty Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

OneBoxing Video Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Unbiased Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

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>>56390421
I keep coming back to it and fiddling with the thing, really like how the light reflects off the sun rays.

Gold is best fitting color for this little meme knife and I can't complain for $3 since I will only be using it to unbox chink shit package with.

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>>56390502

>>56390502
man if thats real china money it could be worth a fortune

>>56389704
this
also smaller movements results in RSI easier, and just puts more general strain on your wrist
eDPI is what counts in vidya anyway

>>56387737
packageradar.com

>>56390502
>$3
Nice desu ne

Now do a sharpness test on a paper, book or something

>>56390445
It's Dirty Reviews.
He's just trying to keep himself in the /csg/ zeitgeist during the summer holidays while he's at his parents' house in Slovenia and their dialup internet isn't fast enough for him to upload any more 10 minute unboxing "reviews" of $0.50 OTG adapters.

Don't forget to like and subscribe!

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>>56390527
"""Ancient""""
>>56390564
In the video review it had some trouble getting a little snagged on a bell pepper, I'm only using mine as a chinky package opener so it doesn't matter as much.

>>56384944
>>56390314
>>56390440
>"Just imagine, there are some 540,000 containers with cargo caught up at sea," explains Lars Jensen, chief executive of Sea Intelligence Consulting in Copenhagen.

>Hanjin, one of world's largest shipping companies, files for bankruptcy - cargo and sailors stranded at sea
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-37241727

Ahahahaha, there's your chinkshit anons.

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>>56390612
>Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Cancer

Anyone ever got anything shipped with XFL Surface Mail?

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>>56390612

>>56390657

would they really send a tiny ass box on a HanJin ship, though?

>>56390657
>so uh yeah my order never arrived
>ok mr. anon here's your refund
>order it again from another seller
okay?

>>56390445
The other channels are dead or have gone full shill but here you go:

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links and shilling for free stuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

SkeletonKeystone - reviewed a chink Famicom and promptly quit the video review game
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRmpwW7pWFCbSiWDeFNGLg

Frostycakez - gets chinked by chink drone purchases repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn7FeJcsUaxRbS22Zfn1uYg

Kate Monster - a girl (?) making weird video reviews of chink shit to meme music
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSR-0t_4Hzj7zNLr_st89FQ

Gearbest Reviews - arguably the worst review channel, Awful Reviews but without any of the bumbling charm. Sickening amount of Gearbest shilling
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCApOiAa6cdxEhhgva8AsDng

>>56390657
We don't order bulk and most of the time just small items. 99% of the time it's by air

>>56390657
>Hanjin
>South Korean company
Stop being dumb.
95% of stuff on Aliexpress comes from China.
It won't be affected by a South Korean company shutting down.

>>56388668
What you have there will be fine, you'll need to buy the 4 AA rechargable batteries yourself though. Since generic brands multiply their actuall capacity by about 1000% you should buy real-brand batts, or at least generic ones a reputable source like your local hardware store or something.

My meme cards arrived today, got them before the price hike feels good man.

>>56390739
18650 you mean

>>56390612
Fuck off falseflagging autist, Dirty hasn't posted here in forever.

>>56390659
That was literally Dirty's sign-off on his early reviews before he was called out on it.

>>56390882
The fuck it was, it was the Lithuanian autists sign off when he was flaseflagging Dirty.

>>56390846
His spirit certainly lives on in mindless contentless shitposts like yours.

>>56390918
Don't you have Jack Ma collages to make Lithu?

>>56390846
t. dirty

>>56390947
>everyone who doesn't like unironically awful, rambling, uninformative reviews of $2 disposable impulse purchases by a moron pretending to be intelligent must be Lithuanian

To all drama fags KYS.

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>>56390653
Last one for good measure.

>>56391003
>>56390975
>>56390947
>>56390918
>>56390915
>>56390882
>>56390846
Nice ontopic discussion, dipshits.
NO ONE CARES
Kill yourselves fucking homos.

>>56385508
hi James

>>56391003
did Dirty fuck your mum in the past? Why all the hate, fella?

>>56384647
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Dupont-line-120pcs-20cm-male-to-male-male-to-female-and-female-to-female/32501238474.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/MB102-Bread-plate-experiment-socket-plate-165-x-55-x-10-mm-MB-102-experiment-for/1444529207.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/generic-parts-package-For-Arduino-kit-shippng-list-1-20-list-for-1package-20P-Free-shiping/32247620941.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10PCS-LOT-DIY-Prototype-Paper-PCB-Universal-Experiment-Matrix-Circuit-Board-5x7cm/32552848150.html

Next time lurk more to save some money, tho the prototype boards I've got smell kinda funny.

>>56391028
>not opening your chink shit with a Ganzo Spyderco axis lock knockoff

>>56391030
Lithuania and bad youtube reviews are 100% on topic, autist.

>spammers and shills fighting and being dramatic

lols

>>56390653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds1Da1dANi4
Review of the knife for anybody interested

>>56391062
that shit's 15 dollars, anon. do you know how many tenga eggs you can buy with that kind of money?

>>56391059
Those boards are complete arse. Use a fine tip and be careful.

>>56391089
>not opening your revolving and reciprocating auto-masturbator with a Ganzo etc etc

>>56389740
wat? i have redmi note 3 snapdragon and already got miui 8

>>56389740
CM13 for the Redmi is extremely stable and an official port. Everything works including fingerprint scanner. Plus it has Android 6 whereas MIUI is stuck in Android 5.1.

BM-800+Phantom Power Vs. Samson Go Vs. Blue Yeti??

Which is best?

Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item, Your item departed a shipping partner facility at 12:31 pm on August 31, 2016....

did they lose it lads?????

>>56391149
If you mean the folding clip on Samson (not the plug in job) it's really good and very portable.
Got a BM800 yesterday, yet to play with it though.

>>56391044
Because he's a stupid person trying to be smart. There's another popular website which would be much a more suitable for his brand of bullshit.

Someone make new thread pleae

>>56391149
Not many people in chink shit general has much experience with non-chink microphones. Listen to sound tests on YouTube. Podcastage is a very good, comprehensive channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U7czr1gR_s

>>56391193
making one rn

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chink shiiiiiiiiiiit

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>>56391062
But the Boadanli was only $3 and with its maximum chink design a perfect choice for /csg/ addic- I mean enthusiasts such as myself.

>>56391252

>samsung microsd

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56391262
>maximum chink design
>not even a knockoff

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>>56391193
Finally back from work to make a new thread, making one now. Back in a few.

>>56391252

>the tablet I want

fuck yiss bruddah

>samsung knockoff microSD

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK?

>>56391252
Did all that shit arrive today or did you wait until you had a bunch of it to take a more impressive photo for this subreddit?

>>56391270
Speaking of korean shit.
>http://www.androidauthority.com/official-samsung-announces-worldwide-galaxy-note-7-recall-714337/
>Samsung has collected reports about 35 incidents of the Note 7 malfunctioning while charging.

>>56391294
The knife is old, just used it to open. Also got some dirt cheap ESP8266s and some other assorted chinkphone parts. Mostly showing the tablet because I know other anons are looking at them.
Will report back when charged.

NEW BREAD

>>56391379
>>56391379
>>56391379
>>56391379

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Think I've been chinked by Aus customs.

Ordered the same knives as in picture (another fellow Aus anon got these in with no issue), but tracking shows they've been in "customs clearance" since August 24th.

No idea if it normally takes this long to clear customs or if they've been seized.

>>56391389
real new thread without youtube cancer in op when

>>56391177
>>56391217
thanks fellas.

>>56391433
KYS when?

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Real thread here
>>56391437
>>56391437
>>56391437
>>56391437


Proof that it was Lithu being butthurt again >>56390495 >>56390612 make sure to report his thread too.

>>56391409
get a loife, bin that knoife