Bottles are technology, right? ITT: god-tier bottles.

>>56383087
those are really nice bottles, did you know when you buy one they throw in water for free?

I just got a Zojirushi 16oz thermal bottle today. It's Sweethome's top pick. This thing is godly. Excellent build quality, fantastic heat retention, great materials, and attention to all of the tiniest of details to make life with it more pleasant. It's comfortable in the hand as well. Perfect size.

>>56383087
There is one of these in my fridge right now, but I'm not sure where it came from.

I'm pretty sure it's been refilled, so I just left it there.

I guess it has good aesthetics for my fridge. It's kind of too big though.

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The last fucking water bottle you'll never need.

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you can fill this motherfucker with cold water and leave it in a hot truck for 12 hours, it'll still be ice cold

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>>56383319
>GRAY MALIN LIMITED EDITION
>DESTINATION COLLECTION
>GEM COLLECTION
>RESORT COLLECTION
>ELEMENTS COLLECTION
>SATIN COLLECTION
>EXOTICS COLLECTION
>GLITTER COLLECTION
>WOOD COLLECTION
>they're all the same with different print designs
>they're making their water bottle a fashion accessory

>>56383319
>>56383377
Gotta get that SpaceX edition, senpai

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>>56383294

>>56383087
>Artesian Water

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das it mane
my town has good tapwater and use one of these next to me

>>56383087
I miss sink threads

>>56383541
Weren't they just CP threads in disguise?

>>56383087
>$3 a bottle

>>56383573
Shhhh

>>56383533
>tfw live in AZ
>Shit tier water everywhere
I miss the midwest. Always good water there

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>rubber exterior texture
>all glass inside, no funny after-smell
>different options for tops
>pic related is the full twist-off version, easy to clean and drink as much/little you want
>bpa, green, etc etc propaganda

there's really nothing better m8

>>56384092
>glass
That thing would die so fast.

Not a bad idea for desk jobs, though.

>>56384153
>die
In terms of it breaking? I've dropped this thing so many times and the rubber finish actually helped with a few falls.

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>>56383087
ice all day

>>56384169
How thick is the glass?

Glass is actually quite strong, it's just brittle. Not sure how it would stand up to being impacted by equipment.

>>56384212
Ok well I'm a teacher so there's no worries there

I've dropped it on concrete a few times but usually it either hits the cap (hard plastic I believe) and even if it hits the bottom it's pretty tough. All anecdotal tho.

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>>56383087
Pic related is the god of all time water bottle.

>>56383087
Can someone explain the appeal of Voss water to me? I work in a supermarket and people buy these all the time. The thing is, I come from a first world country and the area that I live arguably has the cleanest tap-water in the country. Why do people pay for this shit?

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>>56383087

>Not using Miu bottles

Why live ?
God tier bottle right here !

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Have Bobble 2x1litre bottles in the fridge. I drink one of them at work during my shift, and half when I get home. Keeps some of the harshness off the local tap water.

>>56384092
What's the brand?

>>56384635
I have one, but I don't know if it's working.

>>56384695
You fell for the marketing gimmick
>it's working

>>56384670
Life Factory

>>56384581
>buying a bottle of pajeet poop

only massive plebs drink water.

>>56384810
fat

I just get 5 dollar 30 packs and leave them in the fridge.

Water is water, don't care if its cold or warm.

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God Tier

>>56384816
>using a jew bottle

kike detected

>>56384864
>muh manley whiskey XD
>*tips fedora*

>>56384866
it's literally a rebranded kleenkanteen

fuck off kike

>>56384835
the problem is the bpa anon. google it

>>56384876
>whiskey
>e

It's spell whisky kysmm.

not using a brita bottle that cleans the chlorine and brainwashin juices out of your cities water

>>56385241
But Brita barely does that

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>no boxed water

get a load of these plebs

Unless you convert it into a reservoir, fuck off.

>>56385359
>boxed water

Actually kill yourself.

>>56385359
>hipster water

they actually did it

>>56385387
It actually seems like a good idea to get low-test hipsters to stop drinking out of plastic leeching bottles that turn them into estrogen-producing cuck faggots with gyno

So what are the /g/ approved bottles that arent made of materials that will leech into the water?

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>>56383087
For fucks sake! I never seem to get away from Voss in any shape or form, be it the place, meat or the fucking bottle of water. Everywhere I go I end up seeing Voss.
News? Voss.
Store? Voss.
Ads? Voss!
Am I cursed or something?

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Glass bottle, stainless steel lid, with a silicone protective sleeve.

I sure hope you guys don't actually drink from plastic bottles.

Plastic is a xenoestrogen. It's LITERALLY Jew poison.

Anyone know any good 48oz waterbottles?

>>56383319
I have a 24oz in silver
Can attest to its greatness in norcal heat

>>56383684
>I miss the midwest. Always good water there
Indeed. My city specifically won some contest for best water recently. I wonder why that is? I guess I live near a bunch of lakes, though.

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>>56385388
you have no idea

http://grist.org/living/water-cafe-sells-filtered-bottled-tap-water-and-nothing-else/

>>56383415
is it going to explode?

>>56383377
lel youre one mentally challenged individual

>>56384926

This, I have the 40 in black.

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>>56385561
Only PSVitas allowed in here

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Bought a Mizu M6 to replace my old Sigg water bottle after the liner in it detached.
Fuck Sigg and their shitty liner

Voss is Norwegian tap water

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For some reason I find myself drinking more water whenever I use this one.

>>56384581
>Dead mouse inside bottle

>>56387400
i think that is some form of floral tea ball

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>technology board
>no Klein bottle

>>56387530
Fun facts about the Klein bottle:
- it has a volume of 0
- it's a 2 dimensional differentiable manifold
- there is no discernible inner and outer side

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>>56387530
>>56387548
A mathematician named Klein
Thought the Möbius band was divine.
Said he: "If you glue
The edges of two,
You'll get a weird bottle like mine

What materials are the best?
Obviously any type of plastic is terrible.

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>>56387567

>>56387548
>>56387567
Is it orientable? How do you know the volume if it is not? What's the volume if there's no inner and outer side?

>>56387530
>>56387548
>>56387567
that's cool

>>56387657
Mathematically speaking the volume is zero.
It's not orientable.
>A manifold has a volume form if and only if it is orientable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volume_form

Disclaimer, I'm not a mathematician and possess only little knowledge in topology

>>56387681
That's exactly why I asked. How could you define a volume if it is not orientable? Not having volume is not the same as having zero volume.

>>56387721
>Not having volume is not the same as having zero volume.
Fair point. I stand corrected.

According to Wikipedia it still has a "density" but that is way over my head.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Density_on_a_manifold

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>Not drinking your chlorinated dirt water from a tactical army canteen with super leakage properties.

>half of /g/ drinks out of plastic
Explains the whole trap thing

>>56387986
CamelBak m8

>>56384822
pussy

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>>56385359
well at least it's not bagged like the fuckin canadian fags

>>56383112
thatsthepoint

>>56387392
i try to hate it but that's pretty cool desu

>>56385515
facts

>>56384835
terrible

>>56384635
hahahaahahaha

>>56387530
w-wait... how do you drink from it

>>56389360
Why would you drink from your piss bottle?

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No flat bottles?

>>56389397
jesus i saw this shit in a kickstarter campaign.
most pretentious garbage ive seen in a lot of kickstarter bullshit.

Do you all actually drink tap water? There's no point eschewing drinking from plastic bottles since you're drinking distilled diarrhoea flowing through lead pipes. At least use filters.

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Used glass kilner for a while before it shattered into a thousand pieces

>>56389532
I do but only at home.
I live in Canada but if I were to travel to another country that shit will kill me- literally.

>>56389397
There should be a chunk cut out of the bottle, and the lid should moved there so that the whole thing is actually rectangular and not a rectangle with an inconvenient lump sticking out of it.

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>>56383087
reminds me of this

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>>56391795
fagot detected.

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>>56383087
reminds me of how I water my plants sometimes when I'm in the mood and the weather is fantastic

I go to the local river with a few bottles, fill them up, water my plants, save money on water bill by tremendous amounts because the earth stays hydrated for felt decades.

and suddenly FOSS open source software wrecks shit up.

I got bitten by mosquitos everytime so far though, annoying as fuck to be honest, especially because they always bit me at my back

I suspect some niggers I know talking shit behind my back about me.
Well, I know them fo sho.

thanks nature.

>>56391897
what

>>56391931
Well... Yeah.

I felt like an idiot, too. But nobody cares and in the end nothing really matters.
So there's that.

I only started doing this because I have a carnivore plant that dies when watered with tap water. Because tap water was too hard, it nearly died. So I looked what I could do instead and then I found out about doing it this way. It kills flies with ease.

Pretty happy with my little natural bug killer.

>>56389291
Why oh why isn't there a sarcasm button

>>56391820
I drink whisky mostly, This is just great for picking up chicks because there all like its so fancy. fucking love these things.

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Got one of these, starting to actually drink my 1,5l water a day

>>56384635
trash

>>56383294
just bought mine like 2 days ago. 32 ounces, glow in dark. i'm very happy

>>56393148
now we can spot fags like you even easier

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This baby is great. Keeps cold/hot for up to 20 hours, and no exposed mouthpiece so no risk of germs.

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>>56383087
YETI ! You use anything else your a poorfag
(haha sorry just had to say it)

>>56383294
This

>>56384938
No it's not you dumb murican shit.

I use my dad's Stanley food vacuum bottle for coffee. Works great and it would be even better if I had regular access to soup to put in it.

>>56392053
It might be chlorine in the water that does the plants in. Trick to avoid this:
>Fill bottle with tap water, leaving 5 cm to the top
>Squeeze bottle so that the water level now is about 1 cm from the top
>Tighten cap
>Put in fridge overnight if you want to drink it yourself, or in room if for plants.
>The under pressure assists in getting chlorine out of the water and traps it in the gas pocket on the top, removing chlorine from the water itself
>Enjoy.

This has worked everywhere I have been with one single exception: Athen, Greece. Tap water there felt like the aftermath of chemical warfare.

>>56384926
I have the almost 2 liter one. Bruddy gud.

>>56383241
This kind of thought process bothers me. Build quality, materials, details, What the fuck does it matter it holds water.

This is why apple sells computers.

>>56394500
That maybe true but zojirushi is pretty good. You buy a zojirushi rice cooker and it you can use it for more than its supposed to. Aside from making rice you can make bread with it, you can cook full dishes in it like you would a crock pot, you can adjust the fluffyness of the rice, etc. Apple on the other hand...
>inb4 shill

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>>56389415
I don't know, it could be very practical if you are one of those people who likes to have water on the fridge.
But then again, these exist.

>mfw people use plastic water bottles

Just estrogen my shit up senpai!

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I've always wondered how this tastes. People say it tastes like plain water.

>>56396726
You know that sort of rock/metal like subtle tang that water has from the minerals in it?

It's like that, but a bit stronger.

It's nice. Not like, I'll buy this everyday, nice, but interesting enough to grab every now and then when I see it.

>>56396761
The bottle's pretty cool.
I might grab, like, 4 of them, peel off the etiquette and refill them for daily use.

>>56396726
>Humic and fulvic acids, when present in treated drinking water, can react with the chemicals used in the chlorination process to form disinfection byproducts such as dihaloacetonitriles, which are toxic to humans.[15][16]

The rest suggests it tastes of decomposing plants. What possessed these people to put this in drinking water?

>>56384092
heavy af tho.

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shout out to this fella

got me through two winters at a ski resort job where i had to stand outside for 8~10hours a day. coffee stayed hot for at least 5 hours even though i'd stash this poor mug on the snow. like hot enough that i'd still have to blow on it like a bitch.

grew up in a jap household so i only ever used/trusted zojirushi but this coffee mug is the tits

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Personally I take on a more utilitarian approach.

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>>56393895
>>56384938
Rye/Scotch are whisky, bourbon/Irish is whiskey. Pick related is the best bottle, hands down.

t. whisky/ey technologist.

>post in this thread
>hours later actually taking notes on good bottles to get in the future

What the fuck /g/uys

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i drink water out of a japanese rice cooker thermos

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1L (32oz)

Perfect in every way.

>>56396965
> What possessed these people to put this in drinking water?
They saw an opportunity to make money.

>>56383684
I feel your pain. However a water softener and a sink filter helps

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Don't mind me, just passing through

>tfw every time I see this thread I think the image is a side-view of a smartphone and click it expecting a phone thread.

Am I retarded?
Should I end my life?

go to other boards, guys. branch out. not everything is technology just because it's something that's manufactured in 2016.

>>56400921
>>56400935
kys

>>56400319
Nice dick shaped bottle.

>>56383087
Is that plastic or glass?

>>56400023
mah nigga.

>>56387191
True. I don't think I've ever seen anyone drink it here in Norway.

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Didn't see this one in the thread so far, anyone know which bottle brand this is (the bottle itself, stupid)?

From Iron Man 2, thought it was awesome when I first saw it in the movie but never was able to track down what company actually makes 'em.

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>>56383087
Superior meme bottle

>>56387392
My favorite bottle desu

>>56392053
>>56394135
Too many minerals in tap water, even using River water is chancing it. Best to get a cheap reverse osmosis unit to soften your tap water (not an alkalizing one). You can always use RO or distilled water bottles from a shop too.

>>56402213
This is a Kor something or other. Aura, maybe?

This thread is full of mentally impaired people, and I'm not saying this as a joke or an insult.

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>>56383087
come at me