Well, /g/?

>>56366789
>Pull out phone and open up sick AF desktop tower pics.
>Show photos of your rig so he'll cry.

tfw I don't care if anything can play games anymore

It used to be all I cared about now I don't even enjoy playing games much and barely have the time.

tfw almost 30

>>56366789
>It works
>I use it to work and make money

/thread

>>56366844
this

>playing modern video games on a laptop

I've never played video games before.

>>56366789
>gaming is for manchildren


then see him for a spazattack

I game on my desktop

>>56366789
I already have a gaming laptop at home trying to get rid of. Tired of lugging around a Xbox in the form of a PC.

>>56366904
*having a

>>56366789
>place cursor over the battery icon
>10 hours remaining
>Win+E
>2x 2tb hdds + msata ssd
also >>56366872

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>>56366789
I throw my $50 shittop at his $1000+ gaymen craptop and watch him cry. Then I buy another one and install Gentoo.

>>56366904
>gaming is for manchildren
This just makes you look like jealous and insecure, and trying to rationalize.

Ask him when he plans to drop the class so you can bring party hats.

>close lid on ThinkPad
>crack idiot's skull open with a quick chop along the spine of the ThinkPad
>open ThinkPad and get back to work before the idiot's dead blood spewing carcass hits the floor

Simple.

Heres a tip for you nerds: ignore him and just focus on your own shit, and if he continues tell him "cant you see im busy?"

This will give you the power and people will symphatize with you.

>>56366969
I like this solution a lot actually.

>>56366969

>ignore him
>tell him "cant you see im busy?"

You can't have it both ways, you have to end it from the first shit he throws at you lest you be perceived as a punk ass pussy, which based on your solution makes me already think you are, you punk ass pussy.

>>56366966
woah I almost fell off with that edge

>>56366789
"who are you?"

>>56366789
>oh you mean my work laptop? oh hey you're the guy with the garbage bargain acer. You do know acer is a chinese brand with underpowered shitter hardware right? what do you have in there, an nvidia integrated graphics?

>>56366966
Had that charged attack sound from smash bros in my head when I read that.

>>56366789
please get away from me

>>56366789
this thread is full of autism and cringe. It's the perfect example actually why I don't visti /g/ as much anymore.

>>56366789
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>56367138
how about you finish the job and never come back

>>56367024
>cant let people think im a pussy bro
>gotta IMMEDIATELY and STRONGLY push back
>or people will think im a PUSSY, IM NO PUSSY
For some random faggot being a faggot.
How insecure do you even have to be.
Well, maybe that or making shakes with powdered testosterone pills instead of protein powder, I guess, but the insecure autist who wishes he could be like the chads seems more likely here.

>>56367161
yeah, I'll close this tab and crawl back into bed with my gf

>>56366789
I'M POOOOOR :-dDDDD

>>56367114
i actually laughed way fucking harder than i should have.

>>56367176
don't let your bull hit you on the way out

Why the fuck would anyone play video games on a laptop?

>>56367138
This thread is actually a meme from 2011
But you're a newfag

>>56366789
i'd probably just start tearing up and keep asking "will you be a friend of mine" or something i dont know

Gee Bill,

Gee Bill everywhere.

>>56366789
I would fart really loudly on my hand, than proceed to slap him
> GET SOME FREE FARTWARE YOU FAGGOT

>>56367200
I travel a lot, no point sinking money into a fag tower I can't use most of the month
may as well put the cash toward sik laptop grafikxs

>y-you too

>>56367024
Forgot to type *at first. Being alpha or superior means you have to nicely take care of betas craving for attention, he is asking for it, you are stating that you are busy and your matter is more important than him and youre making him look bad since he 'obviously' didnt see you were busy, because he is an autist. Getting angry means he has actual emotional weight on you which means you are betaing it up.

>>56366789
I'm too old for video games.

>>56367099
>>56367114
>>56367219
>>56367309
this

>turn around
>look smug as fuck
>tells him that crysis will never get him pushy
>or even ass for that matter
>show him a custom Ubuntu interface
>tells him it's Arch
>tells him it's called arch because bitches arch their backs at the instant sexual arousal at my genius
>being the gullible fuck he is since he bought into the GEYMOIN bullshit he wipes arch and cries that it's not the same
>whispers into his ear "at least I can now run crisis"
>he cries
>bites his tongue
>/b/ stream
>billion dollars from stream ads
>buys new laptop
>60fps crisis
>jack off knowing I made someone kill himself and made enough money to buy his chair and get said laptop only to masturbate at temporarily overcoming my crippling inferiority complex.

>>56367494
Autismus maximus

>gaming laptop

he played himself.

>>56366789
My other laptop is your mom

>>56366789
My ROG needs a motherboard. It's on the slow boat from China

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>mfw playing even the latest video games on my ThinkPad iGPU with no trouble
There is literally nothing wrong with 480p on a 12 inch screen.

>>56366789
I don't understand why you would want to buy a gaming laptop unless you want to make the statement that you're so hopelessly addicted to video games that you want to play them even when you're forced to leave the house.

It's like playing your 3DS in public, only more spergy.

Really? Gaming on a laptop?
Here's my rig. This is just for leisure, faggot.

>>56366789
I am going to stab you

>>56366789
fuck I see like 3 different expressions on the right side cartoon....

I needed a laptop not a hair dryer

>teleport behind him
>Unseath thinkpad t420 from swiss gear bag
>Recompile kernel
>Heh, nothing personel kid

"Is that how you introduce yourself to strangers?"

>>56366789
"Fuck you, faggot."

>>56367795
*it was a hologram*

>>56366789
Why would I play video games on my laptop when I can do it at the comfort of my desktop?

My W520 is for work and school purposes.

>>56366789
Gamer laptops have no battery life.

>>56366789
>Earphones on
>Keep quiet
>Download metasploit
>Exploit his system
>delet system32
>Observe his inferiority

"I don't play video games on laptops and I bought this piece of shit because my hobby does warrant the spending of anything more than what I did spend on this piece of shit."

Decided to go with the simple and honest route. How'd I do?

I don't play games and spend my money on more expensive electronic testing equipment.

>>56366942
>This just makes you look like jealous and insecure
Lmoa whatever you say, faggot.

>>56366789
"I don't need one."

>>56366789
>i'm doing serious work, kid. go back to playing minecraft

>>56366789
>implying I bought it

>>56366789
ok kid

>>56366789
Well if you're are buying...

>>56366789
"k"

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>>56366789
>gaming on laptops
also
>that captcha
spooky

>>56367869
>underage, the post.

>>56367494
Thank you for this post anon

>>56373672
>Put headphones on
>Let out a slight grunt
>Bust open terminal
>run aircrack-ng
>intercept their traffic
>upload malicious 'package'
>remotely setup a few partitions..
>tar xvjpf stage3-amb64-20160830.tar.bz2
>"heh,simple geometry"
>watch as they panic in fear from having had gentoo successfully installed on their gaymen laptop
>observe their inferiority

>>56366789
My usual laptop had its motherboard irreparably short-circuit not long ago.
I got this piece of- very old laptop (please stop breaking down on me) from my brother, and using it as a temporary substitute.

>>56366942
Man child detected

>>56368330
hows life in the bottom of the pecking order friend?

>>56366789
why would i buy a gaming laptop when i can buy a gaming tower than can run at 4k?

I don't buy tech toys.

>>56366789
I play Halo 4 (I may play Halo 5 too, one day) and Super Smash Bros Wii U with my friends. Personal Computer is a meme. Ultra HD is a meme. You're a meme too.

>>56368401
Google recruits engineers with Minecraft, though (I mean qCraft)

>>56367107
You took an autistic post and made it even more autistic

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ThinkPad Gentoo gamer reporting in.

>>56373709
You welcome fellow anon

>>56367521
Is what makes this funny

>>56366789
>close lid
>get up
>walk somewhere else
>sit down
>open lid
>continue shitposting

>hey wanna buy a 1kW PSU? Im selling mine since its not enough for my rig

Dude fuck off... I dont care
>>56375829
Piss off pissphone

>>56366789
There's no good comeback for this because he's right. Gamer laptops offer higher performance than Stinkpads at reasonable prices.

You couldn't build your own rig so you bought a laptop for gaming? Aww bless.

>>56375964
/thread

>>56366789

>unsheath my Katana
>teleport behind him
>"nothing personal, kid.."
>install gentoo on his laptop

video games are a waste of time

>>56366789

Stay on your containment board /v/

>>56375964
You forgot the part where your screen doesn't come back on after you open the lid because Linsux

Why would you buy a workstation laptop when you have desktop?

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>>56366844
>rig
>unironically calling your PC a """rig"""
>it probably has a window and LED lights
Neo-/g/ everyone.

>>56374389
so you can make fun to neckbeards using shitpad

>>56376080
>gaming laptop
>reasonable price
pick one

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>>56376574
well, some people on /g/ were calling their computers "rigs" already back in 2008, but they got mocked about it as well

>>56366969
you won't be getting sympathy if you ignore people

>>56376684
People were calling their desktop a box or a rig back in the 80's.

>>56366789
So you're better because you are some sub-human troglodyte that doesnt like videogames?
Go waste your life with literally endless commands and barely usable """""operative systems""""""" while Im at 1 click owhatever I want to do and actually enjoy my free time.


BUTTBLASTED NERDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

My T460s costs more than your car bitch

>>56366904
>>56378176

>>56367598
>mfw can play anything on 960p on my w530 with standard graphics no prob
you're good, but get better sempai

>>56366873
/thread

>>56375829
>Press F8 to save snapshot on remote computer
Yeah right

>>56366789
I don't actually game, and this one doesn't spy on you, or forces stupid updates.

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>>56366844
>>56366877
>>56366888
>>56366922
>>56366966
>>56367099
>>56367200
>>56367244
>>56367333
>>56367566
>>56367822
>>56376055
>>56376500
>>56376755

>>56382158
is this when bart gets like a extra large slurpee

I didn't buy this laptop to play major games on it, plain and simple

>>56366789
>Show workstation grade laptop with dualboot
Yeah, I use my GPU for hash cracking instead of your stupid excuse to waste your life with these fantasies.
>inb4 Y even bother

>>56366844
FPBP

>>56376574
>weebshit

>>56375829
THINKPADZ
I hate myself for loving them

>>56382414
ThinkPad is love, ThinkPad is life

>>56366789
>What hardware is in there?
>...
>What did you pay for that?
>...
>That's more than double the price that kind of performance is actually worth, you know that, right? It's not smart to pay twice as much just so it's portable. You play at the same place almost always, anyway. You should sell it.

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>>56366844

lol pleb.

>>56366789
Videogames are for children. I'm an adult.

>>56382869
If that's what you think, then you need some growing up to do.

>>56382869
>Posted on 4chan

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From /v/, with love.

>>56383012
pretty fun bro hbu

>>56366873
>>56376296
>>56381682
/thread

>>56366789
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>>56383405
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several days and it does not sit right. Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country. You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country. The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.

>>56366789
install gentoo

Also, is that OC?

>>56383479
No
>>56367217

>>56383490
Fucking A.

Was kind of hoping the EFG artist started drawing again.

Samefag as >>56367494 bored at work so here's another.

>stay silent
>furiously write a script
>calls him a faggot nonchalantly
>bait worked, saunters over with immense girth jiggling about huffing and sweating
>turns out to be a sjw on tumblr
>finishes script
>names it allgamescrack.exe
>tells him it's able to kill any drm on all content
>face lights up revealing crooked and rotten teeth and the unmistakable smell of doritos
>begs me for it
>makes him pay $100 and post his fursuite on Facebook and Twitter
>gives him the .exe
>faggot runs it
>it wipes sys32, uninstalls all drivers, forces hdds and ssds to perform 90 stress tests
>hooks him into all botnets which name my fake account as a referral and signing up to 42 cam websites with cc details
>lowdsamoni
>tries to pull a full autist REEEEEEEEEEE
>Smack him with gentoo laptop
>breaks his temple and bone fragment punctures the artery
>turns out he had brittle bone desiese
>withers on the floor
>crying and begs for help
>whispers "where's your gentoo now?"
>shits himself
>regrets not streaming to /b/ and
/fit/ as they'd have paid billion dollars for such quality entertainment
> makes a YouTube channel dedicated to doing this
>Google defends it from sjw outcry because of all data mining I give them for free
>secretly have hooks into Google's system with each datafile
>steals all their cc details they got secured
>whole Google sec team fired
>They all an hero
>Uses $100 bills as cum rags and buys millions of cd keys with stolen cc details
>pays off every police force to not arrest me
>send ea/Activision and bunch of shitty indie devs burning to the ground as banks act upon stolen purchases
>trillions of dollars
>buys out the entire USA of its debt
>owns the USA now

All because I had gentoo.