What went right?

>>56359409
php7


it will easily beat nodejs, go and other meme.
make sure to learn this language because the jobs for it are going to explode

php became similar to java

>>56359409
Literally nothing

>>56359490
Kill yourself

>>56359563
ad hominem insult because no proof whatsover to back up his "php is shit" meme

>>56359591
I didn't insult anyone, I only told you (I assume it was you) to kill yourself.

php is a downie version of perl

Let's make a list of what went right.
I'll start:

>>56359863
-php was then the simple C lang

>>56359863
-php was the first templating engine

>>56359863
-php is a great language dialect C (not to mention all kinds of pythons)

>>56359863
only 16kb per array declaration in php

>>56359863
but php began to die, when he became a parody java

>>56360094
...Long live C

>>56360021

> Comparing PHP to C.

This post gave me cancer.

>>56359490
>nodejs
The thing with non-existent threading model and the shittiest even loop the world has ever seen.

Apart from hipsters no one in his or her right mind would use nodejs.

>>56360171
compared syntax (php his lite version)

>>56359743
No, but I am insulting you, I am Dragon Dildo Man and I say fuck you. Now be a good Millennial bitch and make my double double bitch, your nodejs is going down.

Php is the best and you can't prove the opposite without falling in love!