Do you treat your phone with care?

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>>56358106
Thank you good sir

What even is this?

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>>56358158

This is my new fetish. And yes, I've not broken a phone since I stared using cellphones, back in early 2013.

>>56357805
>>56358139
>>56358301
>>56358429
Nice, keep posting

>>56358481
>2013

The fuck.

I've had a mobile phone since 1999, for emergencies when I was 9-10 years old.

>>56358481
>2013
What are you a ten year old?

Just retiring my Nexus 6 now, put a TPU case on it the day I got it. I swear I could sell this thing as new on ebay. Looks like the day I bought it.

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>>56358481

>>56358481
and i thought i was late getting myself one at ~13 (2003)

>>56358587
I'm 28. Thank you for asking.

>>56358666
So you got your first cellphone at the age of 25? Are you a time traveler from 1999?

>>56358717
Yes I got my first phone at 25. Used a pc until then, so didn't need a phone. My first phone was a Galaxy S3.

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>>56357805
fixed just in case anybody else was as bothered by the phrase "much modes" as I was.

>>56358755
But the engrish was part of the charm.

After i put a case and screen protector it not that much

>>56358771
It was, but incorrect usage of the word "much" is probably one of my biggest pet peeves.

>>56358806
i very many agree

>>56358806
How much times do you encounter it?

>>56357805
>>56358139
>>56358301
>>56358429
What happens when I crack my phone screen

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>>56358894

>>56358806
how many of an issue do you had to make of it?

I have some shitty 2nd gen moto G, I punch it when it lags

>>56357805
These images arent as bad as i thought when I first saw them a year ago or whenever it was.
I remember feeling rage back then for some reason

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>>56359007

>>56359032
I never knew my phone was such a slut

>>56359058
if you think it's a slut you should see your wallet.

>>56359080
I won't believe it til it's in comic form.

>>56358755
Thanks, I only came here to sperg about that.

Sayonara.

Japan was a mistake.

Why boner

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>>56358641
Does anyone have the awoo~ one?

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>>56359141

>>56358746
You carried round a PC with you to make phone calls?

Are you taking the piss, or do you actually not leave the house?

>>56359183
because you're loicon master race

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>>56359194

>>56359241
lolicon*

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>>56359250
thanks!

>>56359240
Why would I need to make phone calls? If I want to talk to my friends I use skype, or drive to their house.

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>>56358586
>9 year old with a cell phone

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56359281
There are cheap cellphones made for kids. So the parents can check up on them and what not.

>>56357805
Nope. I recently destroyed my phone trying to sand down the back side for a grippier surface. Pushed down too hard and crushed the thing. Good thing I buy cheap chink shit.

>>56359273
>I want to talk to my friends I drive to their house

>>56359306
Or skype them. Dumb shit. The other day I chilled at home and had a skype call to a friend.

The call was 9 hours long.

>>56358429
>>56358301
>>56358139
Remember when webcomic footnotes were
>a date
>a number
>a url

it seems that every single one is BY [email protected] SUPPORT MY PATREON

>>56359323
Bahahahahha you're a moron.

Genuinely.

Enjoy your "life" buddy.

>>56359514
I'm enjoying it very much right now, thank you. Oh, I have a phone now, by the way.

>>56359241
>>56359261
You will never be a qt3.14 loli
What's the point of living?

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that feel when today I forgot my phone at work and I have a romanian coworker

>>56359240
>You carried round a PC with you to make phone calls?
>tfw soon I'll be doing exactly that

>>56359298
> tfw NSA knows where my kid is, but I don't

>>56359657
You f*ck her on that rusty blue thing?

>>56359229
>>56359141
greenteaneko is from Singapore

For the most part yes but it is fun to demonstrate how I can toss it across the room without worrying about it

>>56359657
It's her? She's pretty.

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>>56359765
>>56359848

>not knowing based Katya

>>56357805
>imagine being such lonely virgin that you look at a phone and see a girl

I loathe Japan

>>56360015
>doesn't have some kind of girl as a phone wallpaper
and you call us lonely?

>>56360015
if it makes you feel better, he's Chinese

>>56360048
Now I'm also calling you a creep

>>56359533
Why?

Just use Skype or drive across the state to talk to your friends. Duh.

>>56360133
Now I'm responding to your post

>>56359876
surname?

>>56360182
Stallone

>>56360235
Could not find anything.

>>56358586
>>56359281
>>56359298
>only a couple kids I went to elementary school with had some way for their parents to contact them remotely and they all used pagers (up to 2005)
Things sure have changed.

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>>56357805
Damn, that artist is funnier than expected.

>>56360560
>Pagers
>Mfw I saw them on American music videos and asked my mother why the fuck they just didn't use a mobile phone
>She said they must be old music videos so they use old tech like tape players and pagers
>This was 2005 and the music was current.

America is literal trash tier. I find it funny that you guys think chip and pin is an unproven technology that still has "flaws to work out".

>>56360725
I grew up in a rural area and from what I understand was a bit behind the rest of the country. I've also heard about people having to type out all their assignments and sometimes even typing out notes in class in the mid to late 2000s instead of using a pencil and paper and that other people weren't using floppies to move files between computers at school and at home in 2007.

>>56360725
Were you watching a rap music video? Bet they were dealers.

>>56360725
I remember a lot of music videos around that era wanted to emulate late 80s - 90s aesthetic regardless of the genre, so that may have had something to do with it. But yeah, we suck.
>mfw my work said we were going to have chip readers installed almost a year ago and still nothing

>>56360725
>pagers
Never seen anyone with that shit. Isn't that from 80's?

>>56358481
Shit, anon, I didn't get my first cell phone until just this past February, and I'm 24.

There was no point in having one when I was young since the area I grew up in didn't have cell service at all (and still doesn't), and I just didn't care in Uni.

>>56361841
I bought my first cellphone when I was 21, two years after I moved out, because the carpooling sites I used to travel to my parents on semester breaks started to make them mandatory.

>>56361841
>>56362124
I still don't have a cellphone, or a computer. I'm sending this from my village's public toaster with Linux.

>womanising sexualisation of literally inanimate objects
men, everyone

>>56362618
It'd be fun to see manising sexualisation of literally inanimate object

>>56362618
Theyre just objects, they don't have rights. That's why she's drawn as a phone, something with a relatable, personal connection

>>56362618
>women sexualize men
no one gives a shit
>men sexualize women
MUH SEXISM

>>56362618
I'm not a guy but I think this is kind of adorable and creative desu. I won't deny it's sexist af but it's still cute.

>>56359601
oh my fucking god is this loss?

>>56362618
Every woman I've met has the aptitude of a brick and the self righteousness of some award winner. Why can't I just get a shy girl :(

>>56357805
>>56358139
>>56358301
>>56358429
>>56359032
>>56359530
>>56359601
the fuck? fucking chinks are fucked up in the brain

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Best one.

>>56362618
>the concept of anime girl personification of inanimate objects is new to me
welcome to the internet, you wont last long, I think.

>>56358666
>>56358746
did you live under a rock this whole time
or are you a victim of one of those home abuse cases where the child is locked in a house for an entire portion of his life?

>>56363218
>tfw every girl thinks they are the hottest thing on earth
>tfw no intelligent and reserved/modest gf

when does it end?

>>56358641
O shit i had that Nokia once, actually loved it

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>>56360696
Subtle.

>>56363284
???

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>>56363451
He knocked up his younger sister.

>>56360696
Is this like a fursuit joke?

>>56363472
>>56363451
OK, I'll bite. No you stupid, he fucked his mother.

>>56359273

>If I want to talk to my friends
What about if you want to talk to your boss?

>>56363514
Then why is the arrow pointing at his sister's stomach, retard?

>>56363523
OK, my bad. Sorry.

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>>56362618

>>56363514

Mothers do not call their sons "big brother"

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>>56363612
Not in front of their husbands, at least.

>>56363691
Sauce? Reminds me of shota eater, but also something else I can't put my finger on.

>>56363874
One of these. I forget which one exactly, but they're all the same two characters.
https://exhentai.org/g/253555/97e7ac511f/
https://exhentai.org/g/118325/633cda164b/

>>56363895
You are a saint, thanks anon.

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>>56359601

>>56362169
don't you fucking lie to me you piece of shit

>>56357805
this is fucking retarded
i think this is what retarded people actually get off to