What if windows was a girl?

>>56349700
OP wouldn't be able to turn it on

>>56349700
Do you hug your pillow and pretend its your waifu while you cry yourself to sleep? Yeah, I do that too.

>>56349723
BTFO
T
F
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>>56349723
FPBP

>>56349723

Savage

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>>56349700
Nobody should have that many type of STDs.

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>>56349723
>OP wouldn't be able to turn it on

would you bone and cum inside windows 7 tan, /g/

>>56349700
She'd be like your mom, widely available and penetrated thousands of times a day.

>>56350126
If it was fuckable and weighs between 95 and 160 lbs, I'd fuck a lot more than I care to admit.

So yeah

>>56350281
>Fucking a whore with so many STDs

>>56349723
i dont get it.

>>56350107

Fucking hell. Why did I just get tears

>>56350107
I cry everytim

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>>56349723
Brutal

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>>56350107
Woah

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>>56349723

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>>56349723
haahahaha

>>56349723
FUCKING DESTROYED

>>56349723

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>56349723
include me in the screencap, reddit

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>>56349700
Since 2004

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>>56349723

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>>56350107

>>56349723
Fucking kek, someone better screenshot

>>56349723
I've been an GNU/Linux user for about 20-25 years and this is amazing.

>>56350439
English not your first language? No worries. The joke sucks because it is predictable like bad puns.
>unable to turn it on
>unable to turn her on
>unable to turn on device
>unable to sexually arouse her
>double entendre

>>56354166
>I've been an GNU/Linux user
I've been a Linux user

>>56349700(checked)
Dunno about the others, but 10-tan would constantly ask you shit about yourself and what you do during the day like an annoying yandere

Nanami looks a fun girl to have around

>>56349700
She would make you wear a condom. Every time. Forever.

>>56349700
It was, it was called ME.

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>>56349723

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>>56349700
Old is gold, anon

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>>56350107
I'd imagine that her and Windows98 were freinds

>>56349723
My sides evaporated.

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>>56349723

if windows was a girl she'd have every std known to man and have terminal lung cancer

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What if browser was a grill?

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>>56355912
faggot

>>56349723
Holy fuck

>>56355912
google chrome would be a complete whore cheating on you continuously, and she would tell her friends every single thing about you, including every deep dark secret you've ever had.

so basically chrome is just a typical female

>>56355912
She'd be way to Edgy.

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>>56349700
>anime

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>>56349723

>>56350107
;_;

>>56349700
What if OP wasn't a huge faggot?

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>>56358379
He's obviously not a homosexual

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>>56349723
REKT

>>56349700
>>56349723
samefag

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>>56350107
I never asked for this.

Farewell XP, you'll always be remembered.

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>>56354999
If Windows 7 was a girl, her name would be "Madobe Nanami", and she would be User-san's long time sweetheart. If Windows 10 was a girl, her name would be "Madobe Touko" and she would be Nanami's rival, but Nanami would be totally oblivious to this fact. In the end, Touko would probably play some tricks too dirty and off-topic for the sensibilities of this fine Christian imageboard in order to steal User-san away from Nanami. User-san would end up in an abusive relationship with Touko where she's always having her way with him and posting embarrassing things about him on the Internet. All the while Nanami watches helplessly from a distance. The End.

Pictured from left to right, for the reference of those who might be unable to follow the use of proper names in this reply in the discussion of the hypothetical situation where Windows is a girl, thus opening up the possibility of mistaking this post for one meant for another thread or board:
Madobe Ai and Yuu (Windows 8 tans),
Madobe Touko (Windows 10 tan),
Madobe Nanami (Windows 7 tan),
Madobe Claudia (Microsoft Azure tan)

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>>56349723
HOLY FUCK

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>>56349700
Damn, just imagine how well lubricated her insides are if you just push your willey in right this instant. It'd be like sticking it in a hot pot of honey. I bet her pussy will start gushing out love nectar from the sheer volume of your cock squeezing its way in.

>>56349723
Hahahahhahahhaahahha

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>>56349723

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what if AMD was a girl?

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>>56349700
They're all disposable tools anon, don't you forget.

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>>56349723
You, funny guy, I like you.

>>56359685
madobe = windows
Really made u think huh

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Which one of you epic maymaylords run this Facebook meme page?

>>56363801
Literally nobody who is a regular here uses facebook. That group is just like assholes who screenshot their own posts for /r/4chan karma.

>>56349723
BRUTAL

>>56363801
So did they reposts any other images from this thread to there