/csg/ Chink Shit General

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2nd for hail of chinkshit.

What's your favourite chink clothing you've bought, /g/?

Fourth for free spiders

>>56330286
I replaced one (work keys I always forget) after 4 months and the other (wallet which is usually in pocket) after 5. I don't use the beeper much mind, usually just the phone alarm unless I manually call them.
The new 4 bring me up to the max of 6.

>>56330335
dildo, xiaomeme, and assorted garbage

>>56330335
Man I keep getting the whole area's chink shit mixed in with mine. The post office has worked out where all the chink goes.

>>56330339
http://www.banggood.com/a-classy-gentlemans-fedora-p-1001422.html

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>>56330335

Bottom left package is from GoyBest, the other three are for AliExpress.

I'll start with the AE shit: got a bucket hat, a usb numerical keypad, and two self-defense rings!

>>56330517
>self-defense rings

>>56330438
Actually I'm lying, in reality it's probably something crotchless. There's something nicely sordid about tarting a girl up in dirt cheap chink shit.

>>56330543
He meant cock rings.

http://sale.aliexpress.com/G20_notice.htm

Anybody have a backpack recommendation? I need to carry around a ThinkPad and some binders and stuff.

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>>56330517

I was originally filled with blind rage when I saw the bucket hat, because it was supposed to be camouflage. Further investigation led me to the conclusion that the hat is only camouflage on the inside (or the outside, whatever). Still like the hat though, so I'll only consider it a minor chinking.

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>>56330616
>>56330543
>>56330570

Its a steel ring with a spike on it.

>>56330616
it lets you blend in seamlessly with people who have no sartorial taste

>>56330616
That's chink camo.

>>56330632
>self-defense rings

>>56330632
a-a-are you gonna put that around your dick?

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How to set time amd date on this?

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>>56330651

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>>56330650

I didn't thank about that, but unfortunately, my dick won't fit in it. Its a ring, so unless your benis is the size of a finger, it isn't going to fit.

>>56330646

I'm gonna go downtown after the sun sets and play the knockout game.

>>56330651
>>56330674
Search yt for LED watch date red

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>>56330708
My, my, those smooth feminine small hands.

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>>56330733

Thanks man, I've managed to avoid manual labor my whole life.

>t. computational linguist.

>>56330708
One in the pink, one in the stink.

Who am I kidding.
>pink

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MMM, what do we have here?

>>56330794

baby mouth car masturbator

>>56330708
will you give me handjob? those hands looks really soft

>>56330794
Well whoop-de-doo, look at Mr. Big Shot and his DHL bag.

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>>56330708
Are they for breaking glass in case of emergency? Or can you really not defend yourself?

>>56330794
>DHL
wew lad

>>56330794
SPIDER
P
I
D
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Is the Xiaomi 20L backpack any good?

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>>56330637

As you can see from the pic, the fabric and stitching are exquisite, and the hat is masterfully crafted.

>>56330644

I plan on using it for airsoft. The chinks will never see me.

>>56330846
jfc I could stitch better than that

>>56330818
sounds like an excellent way to destroy your knuckles

>>56330846
it menaces with stitches of twine

>>56330862

There is a reason the hat was only $1 (with coupon).

>>56330811

Pay me.

>>56330884
I'll give you 100 GB points

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>>56330794
It's a Tigernu backpack, it feels pretty well made.
I'll give a review in a week

>>56330812
>Waiting 3-4 weeks just to save 3 bucks
Good goy

>>56330918
you don't really *get* chink shit, do you?

>>56330818
That's some kinky shit my man...

>>56330918
>pays less money
>good goy
anon?

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>>56330918

>paying three additional dollars just to get your chinkshit three weeks sooner.

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>>56330946
I soon will, that is for a $8 lamp

What happen to that anon that asked the chinks to draw a smile face in the package? did they delivered?

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>>56330918
The point of buying chink shit is waiting 2 months to receive a one dollar item. These aren't items you urgently need, just things you fancy that you know will arrive in a beat up smelly package down the road.

It will arrive.

You won't remember what it is.

And you will rejoice.

Take your bullshit shipping and your mustard tiger bitch backpack elsewhere. Might as well order off of amazon.

>>56331010
He's dead now

>>56331008
>tracking
faaaaaaag

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What is the best chink mechanical keyboard I can get under 75?

>>56331107
motospeed inflictor

Anyone had experience with Wish.com?

>>56330918
>>56331008

Link cabron, yo tmb le traigo ganas a una

experiences with CM13 on Redmi Note 3 Pro? I've had so much buyer's remorse with cheaper smartphones, my heart can't take anymore.

>>56330708
Honestly judhing by your hand even those rings wont save you, especially that those rings are small af so your hands are small too

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>>56331264

>>56330715
Thanks my man

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>>56330708

Last but not least I got this numerical keypad.

Rating: 10/10

Worth it for $2.45

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>>56331293

>>56331107
Pretty much every anon including myself has been happy with their cheap chink mech. I'd say just go for whichever one looks the best to you and make sure it's actually mechanical not "mechanical-feeling".

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Really makes you think...

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>>56331342

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Guess.

>>56331314
>centrino
If you didn't pay for DHL you might be able to afford an actual toaster.

Also, I'm not getting my chink high off smoking ali and goybest any more. I need the hard shit, what's good on taobao?

>>56331439
Fake clothing.

If you need Rick, Raf, Supreme, Yves Saint Laurent, BAPE, Common Projects, Yeezys or any of that shit, go to Taobao.

If not, you're probably chillin with Ali my nigga.

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>>56331407
a black dodil :DDD

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>>56331439
nvm, I found it
fuck yes I will be Mao incarnate

>>56331494
I see chinese moot is saving on bandwidth again

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>>56331486

Its something far better than a dildo, its an LED book light!

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>>56331439

>DHL

But I got it via USPS.

>>56330632
link?

>>56331439
>what's good on taobao?
dried shark fins
dog instant soup
gentle thypoons
chinken

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>>56331407
I see that you tried to hide the barcode.
Because barcodes are one dimensional, this barcode is still readable.

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>>56331573

Works like a charm.

>>56331603
aw yeah that's the good stuff bby
talk chinky to me

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>>56331607

You got me XDDD

>>56331603

>dried shark fins

Link to that shit?

>>56331602

Here you go:

www.aliexpress.com/item/defense_ring/32690665561.html

need a big but non-military backpack
any suggestions?

>>56330281
what's a CHEAP ([mini] computer/router/phone/tablet/.../whatever) that uses an ARM cpu?
doesn't matter if android or not (although if I could buy cheap phones, even without their screens, it'd be great.)
for example, I bought these SD card readers with wifi that use MIPS CPUs and are practically wifi routers

>>56331610
>>56331573
Link, please? Looking for one of those myself.

>>56331737

Here:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/led_booklight/32712603756.html

>>56331314
the cable looks terrible. that thing probably won't last too long

>>56331770
Thanks, anon!

>>56331632
https://world.taobao.com/item/36345507611.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.XFwsCT#detail

Any decent smart watches out there?

>>56331842
Short answer, not really.

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I'm going to try the Rock Zircon meme buds and order some memory foam tips similar to the ones in /csg/ news.

Does some have links or sellers? I want to reduce the risk of getting chinked.

Also >>56331603
Has anyone ordered Gentle Typhoons lately?

>>56331842

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/small_watch/32600622178.html

>>56331832

Thanks m8.

ree where's my shit

i bought a cube i7 stylus and it works well, so i bought a keyboard cover and a screen protector for it. once it arrives i'll do a review. i put linux on it so maybe it will convince someone to buy it as a linux tablet.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834232631&ignorebbr=1

or a chinkpad?

>>56332073
Either go full ham and get a T300 Chi, or get a chinkpad.

>>56332073
>>56332126
sorry i meant tablet

>>56331696
anyone?
the idea is to buy small, cheap computers that support linux, have storage, networking, lots of ram, wifi, and, if possible, gps. it's no problem if a bit of hacking is needed


on unrelated notes... what's a good, ~$100 xiami phone (other than the RN3P)?

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Why is my gaybeast shit sent from an Ontario address?

Is this some kind of trick to skip duties?

>>56332611
>mississauga
Iunno anon that's pretty fishy.

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>>56332632

I paid an extra canuck-buck for 'expedited canada post' or something.

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>>56332679
>>56332611

the cases were gaybeast (or, Ontario?).

the headphones were aliexpress ($1.00?)

they are clearly fake
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/MambaMan-Xiaomi-2-Mi2-Noise-Isolating-Earphone-Wired-In-Ear-Stereo-Metal-Headset-Piston-Earbud-For/32713094831.html
>Sorry, this item is no longer available!

kek

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>>56332611
>>56332679
>>56332719

The worst part is, I bought the cases (they are alright) for my rn3p.

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>>56332611
>>56332679
>>56332719
>>56332733

But my rn3p isn't here yet!

maybe it won't ever arrive ....

>>56331332
Do you get them off ali, because I don't have time for taobo

>>56332751
Mine arrived today! After 18 days pretty quick desu im in aus tho.

Any good magnifying loupes?

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Nomos arrived today, looks the goods.

Getting a new band for it soon though as this leather one looks cheap.

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>>56332893

which store did you order from?

> I just fell for the Redmi Note 3 meme
> again
> after I've already bought it once (back when only the MTK version existed), and returned it in disgust due to the bootloader unlock procedure and lolmiui

sigh, you fucks better not have lied to me.

>>56332843
People get them from gearbest, ali, ebay.
Got mine (Lingbao Jiguanshi) from ali, took the usual 3 weeks and was marked as $5.

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>>56332946
Got the same one yesterday. Pretty happy with it, it's quiet, seems to keep the time.
Swapped the band with one I had already.

>>56332611
/csg/ Ontario meetup when?

>>56332611
The original chinky address should be under that Canadian sticker

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Got some eBay chinkshit.

>>56332946
>>56333100

the problem with these things is that if you do literally ANYTHING while wearing them a bunch of chips and scratches appear all over the silver (coloured) bits.

It's damn near impossible to buy a daily driver watch from our sites here.

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>>56333231

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got 3 shitty watches from the gaybeast.here's the first one
i like this miller one, it's pretty quiet, it's almost perfect in the movement. we'll see if it starts losing time. the band it came with is nice but cheap, fits the watch though

>>56330616
Those hats are designed like that on purpose, they're made to be reversible so it's like '2 hats for the price of one'. Not sure why the chinks would have marketed it as just camo, usually they loves their gimmicks.

>>56333265
>chink daily diver
I bet there some decent out there but I've read anon buying $30< watches and receiving it dials and hour marks fallen off

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>>56333284

Its a Thinkpad T61 7800 mAh battery.

I'm currently getting about 3 hours of battery life with this.

>>56333160

I'm in quebec so never

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>>56333295
here's the second one "rosivga". also pretty quiet. the band is that fake rough paper leather. this glass face (and the glass on the other one) isn't scratched. movement on this one is also off a hair. on these two you're not going to notice it unless you're looking at it right on the hour.
again, gonna have to wait and see if it's losing time (i just opened these tonight)

>>56333336

>3 hours

damn.

my t430 is desperate need of a new battery but it's tough choosing between shit and 200 bucks.

>>56333182

nope.

and the gaybeast snapshot they sent when they shipped it showed this sticker, too.

>mfw 17track showed it going straight to Ontario after xhiaghushaiulshu

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>>56333350
>>56333295
and here's the 3rd one. this hideous digital beast.
the only issue so far is one of the lights on the day of the week arch is out.
it doesn't feel cheap, the band is this thick stiff rubber. the quality of the timepiece itself though is really tough. no scratches. the LED lights aren't very bright even when turned up all the way but it's seeable/usable.

>>56333350
I was supposed to buy that but I saw this faggoty watch

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/faggoty_watch/32691176582.html

Can you measure the band width of that watch for me, please? Sometimes chinks fuck measurements up and I ended up buying dozen of 20mm NATOs for a 22mm watch. My solution was buying bunch of 20mm chink watches

guys what the fuck, I ordered the xiaomi hybrids and the left earphone just died on me. I don't even know what the fuck happened.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

which earphones should I buy now?

>>56329353

Where can I get a nut?

>>56333412
now this pleases my autism

>>56333507
it's 20mm and just barely narrows to 19mm

>>56333577
Thanks. My 20mm straps will do

>>56333559
i work around a lot of mechanics and i wanted to see if this triggers or amuses them.
it's a nice bonus this watch seems rugged enough not to be destroyed in a week

What are the best, cheap chinkshit over-the-ear headphones?

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I was talking about trying to buy a balisong knife earlier, and I ended up finding a local seller online and grabbing a little cheap one. It's not chink shit, but I thought I'd say what I ended up doing.

>>56332602

Why?
Just curious.

>>56333918
the ARM stuff? to do some projects. they are really cool as local servers, cheap and "powerful enough". some languages support ARM natively and offer good performance, so I guess I might as well buy cheap machines :P

>>56333918
>>56333959
also, ARM is obviously cheaper than intel...
I wish I could find cheap intel CPUs with those specs. the only cheap thing I can find is Edison, and it's not that cheap.
oh, and because I'm (still) poor, and can't afford to buy expensive stuff.

>>56333986

damn, I never knew anything about non-intel or AMD procs.

Do any big name companies or server banks or anything important use ARM or Edison cpus?

>>56334043

fug i'm dumb edison is just a really low-nm intel proc....

I should have known this - I bought the 1080p (HD-meme) eePC when it first came out in like late-2009.

My bad.

>>56333333

>>56334043
>Do any big name companies or server banks or anything important use ARM
your phone does, as do many, many other things

>Edison cpus?
edison is a cheap cpu produced by intel:
www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/do-it-yourself/edison.html
https://www.sparkfun.com/products/13024

banks? I doubt they use cheap anything... most likely, they use old af hardware that was very expensive at the time

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eBay auction guy here again, got another amazing deal :v)

10 screen protectors for $0.08

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>>56334099
oh and this case too, I guess

>>56334059
>>56334082
Edison isn't a CPU, it's the whole board.
Quark is the CPU

Also the MemeePC that you bought had an Atom.

>>56334099
>>56334118
for what purpose

>>56334133
flipping the shit out of them

>>56334124
>>56334082

yea I figured it out

see: >>56334059

2009 was weird though, wasn't it?

that eee pc was literally torture to use.

>>56334145
are you the fucking guy in the fucking subway being a fucking chink?

>>56334169
I'm 150 km away from the closest subway, so no

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>>56334099
>>56334118

Nice.

>>56334157
2009 Atoms were slow as shit, so you're right there

Has anyone ordered t-shirts from aliexpress?
Considering this one

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/the-geisha-New-York-New-Fashion-Men-s-T-shirts-Cotton-t-shirts-Man-Clothing-Wholesale/2139018_32662752627.html

>>56334172

>km

mah nigga

>>56334189
but there was an even cheaper option in netbooks

cheaper than the atom, I mean.

damn - those were truly dark days.

>>56333379
Well, leave honest, there is no difference now between China and Canada, both are yellow

>>56334448
>Let's be honest

Fucking botnet keyboard

>>56334124
>Edison isn't a CPU, it's the whole board.
>Quark is the CPU
right, I didn't know the name of these SoCs. they were cool when they were release, now intel is selling some other "similar" shit for $300 or so

>>56334464
ignore the name... lel

>>56334157
I've still got one of them, i so rarely use my laptop that as shit as it is i can't justify buying a new one.

Anyone have experience with an ergonomic mouse?

http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261458.html

It looks like aids but seems oddly comfy.

>>56333359
Hey if you're still here I just got a battery from this site today. They seem to ship everywhere and are cheap.
http://www.battdepot.com/us/model/notebook+battery/lenovo/thinkpad+t430/lln246.aspx

Or you could get a high-grade explosive/battery from china for cheap, your pick.

>>56334613
A friend of mine ordered one a while back and he's done nothing but praise it, I'd imagine it's worth the 5 bucks if comfort is a priority.

>>56334613
>http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261458.html
good god what the fuck is that

>>56333412
How do you see what time it is?

>100 word essay due next week
>can't stop shopping for chink shit
h-help me /g/

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>>56334695

>>56334695
>two character essay due in a year
>in the process of ordering 50 tamagotchi clones off goodboy
save me

>>56334695
>8 word post due in 2 seconds
done

>>56334695
>tfw wpm only 49 words per week

>>56334739
the absolute madman

>>56334689
you press the top button and it lights up, the top right is the hour, the bottom is the minute in 5s and the bottom 1234 will light up on the way to the next five so you can read it.
if it's 4:37 the top right lights 1,2,3, and 4 light up, and the bottom 5-35 light up. and the 1 and 2 will light up in the bottom center.

it's actually a little neat

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Wew. Has anyone else got shipping this fast?

>>56334716

ワロタ

I asked in the last thread about mens wallets with zip coin pouch and got called a grandma. Where I live coins go up to 2 euros and wallets with zip pouchs are very acceptable. Zip or those popper pouches. So still any recommendations for your loving grandpa wanting a hot fuccboi wallet?

>>56334776
My earliest is 6-7 days, ePacket HK to US.

>>56334681
It's a vertical mouse, it's supposedly more ergonomic.

>>56334681
It appears it's more ergonomic to give handjobs than rubbing someone's clit

>>56334827

Link?

Any recommendations for computer speakers?

>>56334836
cant you read the filename?

http://aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160830010626&SearchText=gpd+win

>>56331107
Got Geek AK33 yesterday, been using it for that whole day for some coding, I consider myself happy with it - so if you're in a need of a very small chink keyboard,that's your way to go.

>>56334909

No, I am a second-language English speaker.

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Guys, i may have accidentally ordered some magic...

>>56334827
Did you got one, or just ordered? A review maybe? Flash benchmark?

Hey guys does anyone have experience buying bitcoins from aliexpress?
Would these be good?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/bitcoins/32600376495.html

Samsung original 64gb microsd http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_204281.html just died on me. Right the day i needed it to backup my phone and flash things. Damn chinks. I had it since january, can i ask for a refund/discount code for a Shark card?

>>56334909

are you cuck'd?

buy a controller for you memephone and play that.

jesus fucking christ. 300+ dollars?

>>56331926
The guy who made that post. I think I just literally grabbed the first promising result on eBay when searched for "Rock Zircon IEM" and "IEM memory tips". Hard to get chinked in ebay

>>56335018
Is that the real deal Samsung sells or some copy?

>update Redmi Note 3 Pro to MIUI 8

>still on Android 5.1

>mfw people started receiving Android 7.0 and we are still on Android 5

>2016 "flagship"
Chinked again

>>56335062
As far as i checked it was a real samsung. h2testw reported true 64gb capacity, and the serial code matched original samsung ones

>>56335077
And speeds too?

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Looking for cheap chink shit? Not sure what to buy? Check out /csg/ approved video reviews:

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and definitely started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP), most well-known for BM-800 condenser microphone phantom power tests
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

BigCliveDotCom - the myth, the legend, tears apart chink shit to see if it'll kill you in your sleep
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links and shilling for free stuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

GeeekyStuff - boring voice but in-depth reviews of chink shit especially dash cams and obscure chink phones/tablets
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdt2o-hQ3BF-lc1z58ZY2mw

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still a good resource for chinky tablet reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

>>56335074
Flash CM13 onto your Redmi, it has Android 6.

>>56335087
didn't really check them with crystaldiskinfo or whatever but i transferred like 30gb of music once and it was pretty fast

>>56330829

It's Xiaomi (R), it has to be bretty gud

Might buy it when my current backpack falls apart completely

>>56335107

is all the shit working correctly?

>>56335114
Yes, it's officially released with fingerprint scanner working as well as everything else.

>>56335112
It looks awful though. Just look at those thin, unpadded straps.

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>>56330918

>mfw your backpack looks like a cameltoe on red panties

>>56335032
Not the person who bought it, but I'm thinking about it. That's a full windows pocket PC out there with a workable amount of ram and a decent GPU. This machine could play some really good titles (but 7+ years old) on the go, and while docked to a hub be used as a regular text/code editing machine. Still, I think that my 60$ windows tablet + ipega controller does the very same just fine, but I do see the appeal of a small clamshell thingie I could just stuff in my back pocket - I actually did use nintendo DS lite back in the day like a workable PC.

Should I choose the Grey or Silver Redmeme? The pictures online have weird lights reflecting off them and the silver looks pinkish. Anyone have a side by side picture of the silver and grey phones?

>>56334826
Its also more gay

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>>56334987

>buying bitcoins from aliexpress

It is like you are asking to be chinked.

>>56335092

>referral links

Please show yourself out.

>>56334987
what the fuck are you even expecting

>>56330616
link hat

>>56333265
This is why I bought my "nomos" for special occasions. I have a Vostok as my daily driver.

>>56330596
Tinyat make some decent ones, mine arrived last week and so far I'm really happy with it, looks to be pretty water proof as well. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/TINYAT-memepack/32469747024.html?

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>order hdmi to vga adapters mid-may
>open a dispute like 2 weeks ago since tracking number shows the package is sent to nigeria or something
>this happens

Do they have no fucking shame?
PSA to everyone:

If you can chink the chinks for shit that arrives without a tracking number, or shit that arrives with a tracking number just pretend part of it is broken or something, or won't turn on - DO IT.

They deserve nothing.

>be in Taiwan
>Order chink shit from dx.com
>Previously ordered while in USA
>Them fucks can ship to USA in 3 days
>Across an entire ocean
>A narrow strait keeps them mainlander shits away from my homeland: TAIWAN.
>Takes 4 weeks to ship across the strait
> Fuck you mainlanders.

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>TAKE HONESTLY AS NUCLEAR ON THE FAITH

what did he mean by this

>>56335476

>Daily reminder that the chinks even chink'd the real china.
Nationalist China is true China

Is there a recommended 80% keyboard with brown/clear switches. (Tactile, but not clicky.) I dont need backlight. And if it has to have backlight, It'd like white with black keys.

>>56335499
You've got to take this as serious as the nuclear damage done by the leaking powerplants.

>>56335553
is this a threat?

>>56335562
I only told you what it means. I dont know if they're going to send mini nukes mailbombs to you if you don't.

>>56335562
no its a promise

>>56335570
5 STARS OR NUKE

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>>56335499
Warm tips

>>56335469
Ask nudes.

>>56330644
its woodland-ish

i bought one from here for airsoft purposes
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Unisex-Bucket-Hat-Men-Women-Boonie-Round-Sun-Hat-Hunting-Fishing-Outdoor-Wide-Brim/32516064270.html

http://www.gearbest.com/photography-accessories/pp_437411.html
New meme collector case.

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My Xiaomeme bluetooth speaker (the one with two drivers) arrived today.
Took only 10 days to arrive here in Germany, which is amazing for free shipment.
So far i'm pleased with it, the only real downside is that it only speaks ching chong.
I'll buy a shark only for this, i hope it takes the 64GB.

Also, which micro USB, USB-C and 3.5 audio cables are /csg/ approved? Never bought these from China.

>>56335834
>the only real downside is that it only speaks ching chong.
Wait, wait, wait. Hol up.

You mean if you play German music it comes out Chinese?

>>56335862
Yes.
It's amazing to listen to Ramnstein in Chinese-Mandarin

>>56335862
Y-yes. It just started playing out of nowhere! Guess after all the chink shit i got our chinese overlords decided i'm worthy for a first contact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7EKl0cOlJA

>>56335903
万岁!!!

>>56335340
>Lithuanian
Please genocide yourself like the strawpoll said.

>>56335915
Nihao konpao Mao Zedong roasted duck with mushrooms?

>>56335924
Gutter fried cat pl0x

>>56335942
Fried cat with bambus and morels in a spicy sesame sauce?
Fuck man, i'm hungry now..

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fucking chink send me the fucking posters REEEE

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What the fuck are the Spaniards doing with my memecards?

>>56336102
playing soccer

>>56335340
kys

>>56336154
>kiss you softly
y-you too

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What could it be?
Excuse the quality, my phone's camera is shit.

>>56335340
>le referral meme

consider suicide kiddo

>>56335834
Read the manual, I think it takes 32gb

>>56336194
Just open it already, nobody gives a shit

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>mfw some guy said Gearbest shipped his stuff from Ontario
Can anyone confirm? If that's true, I could order Gearbest and get it in a reasonable time frame.

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>>56336317
S-Sorry, it's a shark and some sunglasses I bought on a whim, testing the shark atm

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>>56336374
I seriously have no idea why I purchased these

>>56336385
cuz u wish u were in lonely island

why is China Post so fucking slow? ;_;

>>56331222
Bump, also interested

>>56336444
Just leave while you can anon

>>56336444
Socialist posts are guaranteed slow

>>56334739
"2" isn't a word.

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received fake bitcoins

>>56335092
You forgot karpathyz.

>>56336486
Fuck off you filthy impact marketeer.

>>56336478
whats the point of fake bitcoins? aren't bitcoins already fake to begin with?

>>56336526
i just like the coin design, nothing more and no point of buying that.

>>56336478
is the gold one gold plated or is it brass or what

http://m.geekbuying.com/item/Teclast-X89-Kindow-7-5-inch-E-Book-Reader-Tablet-Windows-10---Android-4-4-Intel-Z3735F-2GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-Dual-OS-IPS-1440-1080---Black-365634.html

Is this gud for animu mango

>>56336486
Did you get your gift in the post yet, dear Marcus?

>>56336552
It's a fucking table bro, does a magna reading device have any special requirelents I'm not aware of?

>>56334987
A suggestion has been made to chinkshit.xyz
Thanks anon.

>>56334926
I was casually browsing Ali for a mech kb and found the AK33 for 35 bucks, then recalled reading something about it in the news, I'm checking it and liking it a lot, how are you liking it Anon? I need some more feedback

>>56336662
I mentioned animu too...

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>>56336806
Fucking weaboos

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>>56330281
Should I trust you, /g/ ?

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>>56336878

>>56336902
The Chink Shit Randomizer could do without useless joke item trash nobody's ever going to buy.

>>56336478
link bro

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>>56336539
Plated yep

>>56336741
Link btw http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ajazz-Geek-AK33-Backlit-Mechanical-Keyboard-White-blue-switch-Black-Switch-Black/32676642219.html?spm=2114.10010108.100009.1.44odPn&scm=1007.13482.37805.0&pvid=38075b09-54c0-40d8-abbb-9d2313e6a243&tpp=1

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>>56336952
http://aliexpress.com/item/lot-wholesale-mixed-A-set-of-Bitcoin-round-United-States-coins-metal-Gold-Silver-copper-plated/32231335613.html

Just hard bricked my redmi 3 pro.

Fuck xiaomi and their shit unlock system. Completely unnecessary for no good reason.

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>>56333412
I have one of those
it either broke or the battery died

I'm not really a big watch fan, I just thought it looked cool

>>56337028
its not hard bricked if you can still access fastboot, if you fucked your fastboot then you're a retard

>>56337051
Can't access fastboot. Usb device not recognized when plugged into pc.

>>56337070
Try another computer. If not, you really are a retard.

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Gaybeast confirmed for putting the precise price on the package (although this is under the EU threshold for tax, so it doesn't matter)

but will it be a shark???????

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>>56337088
yay, I will now test this thing with crystalweebmark

You have no idea how many of these dildos and onaholes I get in the suggestion box. Most of them I remove and ignore, but some get through.

>>56337120
What I expect is that people just keep adding garbage to the randomiser.

>>56337088
Well shit, that means I'm going to be paying out the ass on customs in the future, coupled with the no longer free shipping, makes things much more expensive.

>>56336902
Gümrükte açıp kullanmasınlar dikkat

Any good suggestions for a mic to use on the go?
I already have BM-800 meme, great mic but cant use it with phone since it needs phantom power.
I also bought 0.5 dollar cheapest small mic from alie with great reviews, the mic works well for a 0.5 dollar mic, but it has too much static and too low strength to be really used.

So yeah, any good chink mic suggestions besides the meme-800 or super cheap shit mic?

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>>56337101
Didn't feel like doing the other tests, but it is fine.

Pic of screen is because I am too lazy to look up the thread on my laptop (which has the sd card reader)

>>56337165
my samson go mic is made in china :^)

breddy gud mic, but it is like $30

>>56337088

Confirmed my ass, I got a package last week and the price on the package was significantly lower than what I payed for.

They just didn't bother writing a fake price since in your case it was already under the EU treshold

>>56337213
Yeah maybe, that's why I mentioned that it was below the threshold. But generally everything from china is a $2-10 gift from mr. cheng. So it is sort of weird to see the actual price.

>>56337088
>>56337151
Nah, they'll just declare up to the threshold.
>>56336806

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>win ebay auction for 3 gameboy carts at 99c w/ 3.99 shipping
>comes neatly wrapped in Japanese newspaper and inside that its safely stuck together in bubble wrap
>they even added a little thank you note and piece of candy

eBay chinks got nothing on eBay nips

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>>56336374
I don't know if I was chnked or is it due to my laptop being shit, but these were the results

>>56337318
Man, I wish there was a Japanese AliExpress... I'd so order stuff from them. The nips are miles ahead of the chinks when it comes to proper mentality.

IT'S HABBENING

http://news.mydrivers.com/1/497/497366.htm

>>56337353
Yeah your laptop's card reader is USB 2.0

>>56337353
Those are USB 2.0 speeds?

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>>56337414
it's the Mi Watch, sadly no Mi Shaft yet

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>>56337418
>>56337421

Oh, that explains it.
Yeah, those are 2.0 Speeds

>>56337120
>tfw I stopped adding onaholes several weeks ago and now seek only to add useful shit or shit that is funny but not sex related

>>56337364
rakuten global market

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>>56337318
Save batteries are all working too

Check the images posted in the reviews.

http://s.aliexpress.com/aiu2a6vu

>>56337550
wtf its fucking guy

>>56337471
Has anyone purchased anything from these folks?

>>56337529
Battery for pokemon carts were only for the clock, geniune poke carts saved games in non-volatile memory.

>>56337318
This. I got a small packet of tea with mine too.

>>56337604
yes i have a couple times. it's pretty good. however, you have to use stores that offer SAL shipping (unless you want to pay extra for EMS). the site isn't intuitive and the search function is bad. however, there are some good items on there.

Has anyone had any success finding the 13" mi notebook air actually shipping?

I've been thinking about getting one but can't even seem to find info on the actual release dates.

Any experiences with the 12" version?

>>56337636
Gen 1 games don't have clock you dingus. It's for saving.

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>>56337550
T-That's not a feminine penis, anon
W-W-Why would you do this to me?

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There is a banner contest and we need it something /csg/ related because this is the best general!
Here banner thread: >>56320549

>Image dimensions must be exactly 468x60. JPG, PNG, and GIF accepted. Animated GIFs are allowed. Filesize should be less than 150KB

GO GUYS!

(I'm too stupid for a good banner, as you can see in pic)

>>56332719
TechTablets is pure shill you faggot.

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>>56337761
OP here, whipped this up before making new thread.

>>56333726
what is pic related?

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>>56337913
Alright submitted, making thread now.

>>56337653
yeah, I've heard (from my friend) that the site is wank, but it can be good for odering in niche products, like some jojo's bizarre adventure figures

If I want a refund for something, should I message the seller or open a dispute? I have not left feedback yet.

>>56337550
Best part is that it has 32 likes.

>>56338171
Message the seller first.

>>56338220
thank ,friend

>>56338198

33 now :^)

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New thread here
>>56338262
>>56338262
>>56338262
>>56338262

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>>56330918
My backpack
It's pretty decent
I'll probably by Tigernu again.

Any chink MIDI to USB converters that aren't shit?

>>56337636
You're retarded.

>>56336552
I'll tell you in a couple of weeks

>>56337947
I don't know, it's just silly because it shows a girl drawing a flat chest, and the subtitle says "appealing".

>>56335540
Nationalism is retarded