Why aren't smart rings more popular /g/?

i have one on my dick
vibrates when i get a notification

>>56321653
because there are still too many smart people who knows not to byu it

>>56321698
if that thing fits on your dick then I am very sorry

>>56321729
it's a ring attached to my dick, not around my dick retard. are you a fucking virgin

>>56321741
Are you retarded?

Do you also say 'I have a ring on my finger' after strapping one to your finger with tape?

Face it, you fucked up.

Because.

>>56321768
>Face it, you fucked up.
no it's pretty comfy.
i can call myself and get myself to cum.

>>56321729
maybe he just has a cute penis