Linux uptime thread.

>>56320091
> uptime
14:26 up 3:05, 2 users, load averages: 1,32 1,46 1,48

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Uh. Here.

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>n-no bully

13:28:23 up 4:09, 1 user, load average: 1.10, 1.00, 0.76

>>56320115
uptime > a.txt
cat a.txt

>why.xcf.gz

>>56320115
>10.100.0.14
haha your fucked

>>56320125
Is there an easier way to do this?

>>56320115
>nano a.txt

11:30:06 up 192 days, 10:19, 2 users, load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.05

>>56320133
~$ uptime

>>56320129
p-please no all my life's savings are on that server

>>56320144
That would not produce the result I am expecting.

>>56320133
Yeah, wait 4 years

>>56320091
>>56320136
Enjoy your vulnerable kernels

>>56320157
uptime | cat, if you like cats

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>>56320157
Works for me.

>>56320091
am I the only one that has his servers rebooting weekly?

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>>56320091
Ok. But I don't have linux.

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>>56320145
I guess this will need more work.

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>>56320176
>>56320175
All right, got it to work!

>>56320195

Why do this? By all means I'd reboot whenever the kernel gets a security patch, but I don't see much point doing it more often than that.

>>56320219
>.compute.internal
cum on m8 notice it already

>>56320219
keep it gonig and post updates pls

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>>56320104
fuk lincux btw

>>56320256
that load tho. what are you doing, watching flash videos?

>>56320308
Photoshop and Final cut pro are pretty taxing. I have PS open pretty much always and today i used FCPX too.

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Damn.

>>56320221
Kek, nice one

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one of our servers at work

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This is a laptop put on top of a PC with a router to bridge 2 wireless networks. If interest I'll snap a pic of it. Lol.

>>56320334
Why are you still trying? It's an internal IP address.

Awwww, now you stopped answering pings but are still leaking enough to tell you are up

Nmap done: 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in OPSEC seconds
Raw packets sent: OPSEC (OPSEC) | Rcvd: 5 (280B)

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>>56320591
what are you doing anon
it's an internal IP address
you're accessing another machine

>>56320219
You're an idiot :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_network

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Almost 1 day, locked up during vidya yesterday and couldn't recover her.

Second rig a little over a day - reason: power outage and no UPS

Personal record: 2 years but it was on a vps

>>56320221
Kek

>>56320219
It must hurt to be this stupid

1 day

there was a kernel update so i had to reboot

why will you ever need to reboot or shutdown anyway ?

>>56320372
>2 users

% uptime
 17:27:41 up 31 days, 20:25,  1 user,  load average: 0.33, 0.09, 0.07

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Had to reboot my raspberry pi a few weeks ago. Had almost a year worth of uptime.