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>>56297752

>seutje gains +10 SJW points

>>56297752
>this might offend some hypersensitive dullard so I'll turn it into a universally condescending statement instead

>>56297752
>Real LGBTTQQIAAP never define acronyms; they understand them genetically.

>>56299189
>9gag

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>tfw updates install automatically and without choice

>/g/ "humor"

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>>56297721

>>56297721
lost

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i win

>>56302694
brilliant

>>56303786
>kek'd loudly
>woke up cats
thanks anon

>>56303887
What's so numale about cats?

>>56297663
>this was supposed to be legs
kek
What is that head image from?

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>>56303956

>>56302639
>I got an idea! Hes cool having a VR headset, lets get out butts out and smash it in his face and take a picture
>that won't be gay or degrading to us at all!

>>56304682
wearing a gentoo shirt got me a job proposal

>>56304354
It's missing a clit mouse.

>>56304413
>the spider

>>56304796
It's supposed to be a halloween party anon.

I mean there is a purple spiderweb just there.

>>56304354
this image makes no sense

I've had shit flung at me for even wanting a simple battery charge status LED on a laptop

>>56304354
holy shit that looks almost like my gentoo desktop

>>56304396
That picture would look heaps better if he had a fedora on his head.
>Lovecraft.
Yeah I know.

>>56297752
Definitely not as funny

>>56304788
I use it stock and it's a fucking neato phone.
The ZeroLemon battery on it that I use sometimes indeed looks a bit fedora-tier, but I only use it when working on-site and when traveling on trains.

(Using portable chargers would not look any less fedora-tier either.)

>>56302639
>I get more ass than a toilet seat

>>56305149
what was the point of your post

>>56304309
archey and conky gave me cancer

>>56305895
you should listen to different songs.

>>56304587
Someone grew up without any friends

>>56304788
serious question, has anyone here ever met in person somebody who jailbroke/rooted their iphone? I have only one other person I know who rooted their android. I'd say the pic had a point except not even one single time have I even met an iphone user who knew what jailbreaking is

>>56297752
How hard would it be to just create an alternative coding site where women are not allowed to contribute?

>>56306241
Not the guy you replied to, but I grew up without friends, and I can appreciate this joke.

>>56306950
The problem is that you'd have to be able to prove the users aren't women.

Dick pics won't work because people could just share accounts.

>>56306950
But it's not women doing it, it's numales.

Just ban any Apple user agent and you'll weed out most SJWs.

>>56306985
>Dick pics won't work because people could just share accounts.
Live skype calls, at random intervals. All users must have webcams they can turn on their cocks, on-demand. They have to tap their dick a certain number of times based on commands over webcam.

>>56306306
Most people I know who at least know that jailbreak/root exists are too afraid of doing it

>>56306306
I know several people with jailbroken iphones and most of them are normies. I know one person who jailbroke literally just to be able to change Minecraft Pocket Edition game modes back and forth (this was a while ago, you can do that with stock game now) and still uses it because they prefer it. And I know a ton with rooted androids. They're generally not normies, but not all of them are neckbeard tier. The reason they aren't normies is because they're similar to fedoraman in the pic, but not quite as autistic. I know none with the crazy meme roms and shit for their android phone.

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>>56306981
btfo

>>56297893
>>56298196
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>>56306985
>>56306990
>being this triggered over making a little joke comment probably written decades ago make today's workforce feel included
grow up faggots

>>56307355
>being triggered enough over a joke to enforce a re-commit.
Yeah, I think that's a bigger problem. Especially when this is done by people who have no actual programming skill.
(even if their crusty vaginas can get numales to do what they want, their vaginas are still not programming languages.

>>56303883
kek

One time I was popping git stash, I typed 'git stash poop'. I kek'd hard.

>>56306306
I've jailbroken my iphone 3gs. I was mad cause I couldn't downgrade OS version since newer OS version were just slowing down the phone and I couldn't use skype or any updated application since they stopped support for older OS or app versions (forced updates).
Itunes automaticly deleted older app files and wouldn't let me install them so rooting was the only option to have a working phone without the need to upgrade to new iphone or phone at that time.
I was fairly happy with it at that time since the competition wasn't so great and I got them fairly cheap. Never had and never will have any apple hardware after that. I don't know anybody who had their iphone jailbroken or did it by themselves, I only know that guys who worked at rooting/repair shops bragged lot of people come to have their phone rooted after end of guarantuee.

>>56306306
not an iPhone but my iPod Touch a couple of years ago, just to tweak some things in the UI. If someday I get again an iPod or iPhone, I’m pretty sure I'll jailbreak it again.

>>56306306
I know a handful of people who jailbroke their iphones but never any that rooted android.

>>56307380
It was one of three changes so it probably didn't "force" a re-commit. Besides, who the fuck cares? The computer does it for you.

Also what do you know about this person's programming skills? Do you genuinely believe women can't code? Then who the fuck will ever listen to you?

>>56304396
jesus christ was a faggot

>>56307614
>Also what do you know about this person's programming skills? Do you genuinely believe women can't code?
I don't. There are brains aren't designed to handle it, because they're mapped for emotionalism rather than rationalism. That is why they are essentially designed to be nurturing mothers. Cultural marxism puts forth toxic egalitarianism the idea that they need to prove they are on-par with a man by entering men's fields. Notice how you don't see half as many straight men audaciously entering book clubs or nail salons or ballet classes and demanding that everything be more inclusive for them.

Do you honestly think women are as smart as men?
Then who the fuck will ever listen to you?

patches welcome

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>>56307654
The real world.

Enjoy living your life an isolated degenerate caveman.

>>56307680
Not an argument.

>>56307687
>I can spew complete bullshit that bloats my ego and has no basis in reality and it's your job to counter with proper arguments

No.

I have better things to do than entertain your intellectual laziness. You should be able to think on your own. I don't have to do it for you.

>>56307718
>I have better things to do than entertain your intellectual laziness. You should be able to think on your own. I don't have to do it for you.
*tips fedora*

>>56307167
amazing

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>>56307732
lol like i said enjoy your life broseph

>>56304764
Not a job though

>>56307778
>You're not important enough for me to find it WORTHY to refute your arguments.
>But I still need to reply to EVERYTHING you say, so that I get the all important last word.

lol like you said enjoy your wife fucking other men, numale

>>56307804
I already have a job and it's too comfy to change.

>>56304512
Where can I download this?

>>56306306
most people i know including me rooted for adblock

>>56304682
But that's the opposite of the truth.

>>56304265
Another dimension

>>56297752
>actually letting women into any project, any year
>they spend more time bitching about politically incorrect statements and "correcting" perceived injustices than actually making any sort of contribution
>a literal waste of scarce resources that have alternative uses

A guaranteed way to make any project fail.

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>>56308384
SJWs at Apple? You don't say!

>>56308422
I don't get it, why would anyone make this and thought it was funny?

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>Wood screws happened over 5 years ago

>>56297663
>Java
>abstractions
What.

The last /g/ humor thread I visited filled with furfaggotry and a debate of thumbnails in Linux file explorer

>>56304682
heh, I only got my current job because of linux knowledge
/v/ gaymur babby detected

>>56308660
Oh-oh
AMDcuck again

>>56306985
you could just ban anyone who admits to being a girl

>>56308720
You never heard of abstract classes and methods?

>>56306950
Wouldn't it work just as well to have a don't ask don't tell policy, where anyone ADMITTING to be a woman is banned?

>>56306990
It's trivially easy to fake a user agent.

>>56307654
>There are brains aren't designed to handle it, because they're mapped for emotionalism rather than rationalism.
Male and female brains aren't totally different, they're just influenced in different directions by hormones and socialization. Neither sex is significantly more rational / less emotional than the other, it's just that men and women tend to emphasize different TYPES of emotion.

>Notice how you don't see half as many straight men audaciously entering book clubs or nail salons or ballet classes and demanding that everything be more inclusive for them.
Because, stereotypical masculinity is viewed as a positive, something to aspire to. So a woman adopting a male role is moving up, while a man adopting a woman's role is seen as weak and shameful. Same reason why women can wear pants but men can't wear dresses.

>>56307844
>you replied to me, that means I le ebin >TROLL'D< u
>if i call him a cuck and a nu-male (thereby demonstrating how insecure I am in my masculinity), that means I win the argument!

>>56309251
Thanks dude. Didn't know what else to say to this retard without just feeding him.

>>56304682
This is far from reality.
Having Linux knowledge will always be looked for by tech employers, even Microsoft. There's absolutely no downside.

It's a shame that people that refuse to learn things because "its hard" or different will propagate this misinformation to seek out approval from other people who refuse to learn.

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>>56307644
just look at these dogfuckers :^)

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>>56306950
>coding
It's called programming.

Calling it coding is like calling writing wording.

The code is the end result, not the means of getting there.

>>56309251
>It's trivially easy to fake a user agent.
Assuming they figure it out. I block those on my servers and they rarely figure out that's why they can't access them. In addition, they can't do it on iPhones/iPads/etc.

>>56308422
>>56308607
its fucking hilarious!

>>56306950
They have those, they're called "languages with compilers."

>>56309201
You really think these are powerful abstractions? Ever heard of Lisp macros?

>>56309621
Stop screencapping your own posts. This is only funny in a laughing-at-you way.

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>>56309201
Just because it has "abstract" word in it doesn't mean it's abstract. Patterns might get pretty abstract, but Java has quite limited syntax even when compared to other OOP languages.

>>56309999
Nice quads.
>>56310000

>>56309772
Did this actually work?

>>56309251
>Because, stereotypical masculinity is viewed as a positive, something to aspire to. So a woman adopting a male role is moving up, while a man adopting a woman's role is seen as weak and shameful. Same reason why women can wear pants but men can't wear dresses.

Independence is always a positive attribute. Only feminists associate it with gender roles.

>>56310355
There's always somebody asking that, for the last 5 years. Is that a meme? Did you hear that joke about UDP as well?

>>56310437
I saw that pic a gorillion times, as well as the question, but I don't remember the answer so I still wonder.

>>56309496
Those crafty nips

>>56297752
What's so bad about this one?

It's not really SJW behavior, because the joke is about programming, not toughness or men. "Real men" jokes are fine, but something gender neutral makes more sense here.

>>56297663
funny because even C has many, many, many layers of abstraction between it and the "bare metal".

face it boys, abstraction is everywhere. it's abstraction all the way down to electrons. sick of this bloated Java meme

>>56309251
>>you replied to me, that means I le ebin >TROLL'D< u
But the point is he replied without actually offering a counter-argument because he has none.

>>56309251
>Male and female brains aren't totally different, they're just influenced in different directions by hormones and socialization. Neither sex is significantly more rational / less emotional than the other, it's just that men and women tend to emphasize different TYPES of emotion.
Yes! And these different brain configuration are conducive to the gender roles we've developed over the millenia. In super feminist countries like Sweden there are hardly any women in traditionally male-oriented jobs because women there don't feel like they have to prove something, and women who get too old without becoming a mother tend to go pretty crazy. They can staunch the craziness by getting a dog or a cat, but there's a reason things have gendered connotations, and that's because the gender's gravitate to them.

>>56309464
>Thanks dude. Didn't know what else to say to this retard without just feeding him.
Probably because you didn't have an argument to defend your dogmatic belief in egalitarianism, and he largely confirmed what I already said.

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>>56304265
only time ive seen it was on /s4s/

>>56309554
I was literally diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and even I'm not this fucking autistic.
If you called "writing" "wording" it would still syntactically make sense but sound less grand then "writing" and also the art of "writing" has existed for thousands of years, while the art of "programming" or "coding" has only existed for about half a century.

>>56306985
You ban people who bring politics into their programming. This promotes people who actually want to code while keeping people who want to demonstrate how virtuous and great they are(n't) out.

>>56310499
>I saw that pic a gorillion times, as well as the question, but I don't remember the answer so I still wonder.
Well stop fucking asking. Some things are not meant to be known, shitlord.

>>56304354
a device like this would be unstoppable

>>56304354
I could sling that motherfucker on my back and hack the planet.

>>56303786
KEK

>>56307818
this is just like "was" and "were"

>>56311890
>coding

please dont lump the real programmers in with those stupid fucking codecademy bootcamp Node.js webdev kids

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>>56297663
>edit/scrpit3.exe

>hacks the fucking world

also
>opensource code kek

>>56312729
sysadmin is SMUG

>>56297721
>>56291311

>>56312025
Well, maybe more on the immovable object side of things.

>>56306985
If you can't tell they are a girl then it's fine.

>>56303786
Would this work? Its just pin to pin, and the third is juat ground so i don't see why not.

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My favorite.

>>56303786
Just remove the middle pin, ffs.

>>56312846
int a;
int b;
int c;
int caux;

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>>56312846
Explain me this one, i dont see the problem

>>56312946
pt2 is a regular int type, not a pointer.

>>56312946

It's declaring a pointer to an integer, then an integer (not a second pointer to an integer).

That's why people prefer to place the asterisk next to the variable name rather than next to the type.

   int *ptr1, *ptr2;

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>>56312846

>>56312790
this.

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>>56312996
>>56313007
Kek, have a free Lum

>>56313008
Fuckkk, this is exactly how I used to "program" when I fiddled with Game Maker when I was a kid.

Does anyone have a compilation of the weird shit Toby Fox did in Undertale?

>>56306306
i was introduced to jailbreaking by a very not tech oriented friend, this was before the app store so he used it to get games on his ipod touch
my brother jailbroke with me for a while, and without me after i switched to android
he's probably switching too if the iphone 7 has no 3.5mm jack (big music guy)

>>56313077

fucking kek

>>56313116
>68°
Whoever made this is a massive idiot.

>>56312829
>>56312869
Sure, but then the device will "float" and eventually build up a huge offset.

>>56308660
i made the original titanic picture in that
i 'm still clueless about technology

>>56312846
Would work in C#.

>>56313168
shitty reddit meme

>>56312846
fuckin a, this had me for a while back in the day. Never making that mistake again.

>>56313221
Fahrenheit

>>56313386
In Germany we use Celsius Masterrace, thank you very much.

>>56313045
Vaguely curious if this is real.

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>>56313116
>>56313221
>>56313399

Fixed

>>56312675
>shitting on codecademy
is there a better alternative or are books the only respectable way to go?

>>56313386
>Fahrenheit
Does not comply with current Nazi DIN-standards.

>>56306950
that's illegal
making a site where men are not allowed to contribute however is fine

>>56313531
Thanks

>>56313560
higher education works too

>>56297752
The response

https://github.com/Droogans/unmaintainable-code/pull/20

>>56306306

I've had a few friends jailbreak and root their phones but that was on my direction, they'd see something on my phone and be like "neat how do you do that" but I haven't seen anyone with a jailbroken or rooted phone out in the wild.

There's a guy I work with that watched Mr. Robot and is going to install Kali Linux onto his Chromebook so he can hack people.

Can some kind anon dump all the phone number UIs? >>56302694
There's a whole bunch of those and they're all hilarious.

>>56314077
https://github.com/caseyfw
https://github.com/pshendry
These nu-male cucks were defending that shitty pull request.

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>>56313560
I'd also like to know this. I had a couple of Java classes, but it's been a while and I forgot most of what I learned. Should I just get some books and learn that way, or are there better options?

>>56309554
I like how you worded that

>>56314189
It boggles my mind how this is even a fucking discussion

>>56314313

What is quite amazing is one of the nu-males actually accuses someone of bike-shedding for discussing the issue instead of solely complying and remaining silent like the privileged shit-lord he is. In a way, even raising this issue is bike-shedding in the grand scheme of things.

This is the end-result of treating every stupid, worthless little shit like a winner at school when they have done nothing to deserve it mixed with political correctness.

>>56300200
That face when IE updates actually make you vulnerable rather than safe

>>56303786
That looks like a fucking megazord.

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>>56306306

I haven't even jailbroken my Android Korea Phone S7 because I feel it's more hassle than it's worth.

>>56303786
>fixing code.webm

>>56314525
Never happened.

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>>56312675
I had to learn on codeacademy because I didn't have anyone that could teach me
pls no bully

>>56304354
Anything without punchcard reader is pleb-tier anyway. Kek

>>56297752
Just deny the fucking request. Fuck the bitch.

>>56304788
Should have been Chad instead of David

>>56313067
Based Nef.
Best hacker alive.

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Hot off the GIMP 2.8

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>>56315682
>tfw I'll never be a hacker like Nef

Why even live

>>56313037
wait what did he do in Undertale

I know he said on twitter that he doesn't really know how to program in a real language so I'm curious what his GML scripts look like

>>56315693
lol

>>56315786
I don't remember all details but at the core of the game there's a switch block with over a thousand cases. And that shit has virtually zero bugs, unbelievable.

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>>56297663

>>56304396

what a giant faggot

by that logic a fucking wasp is the worlds greatest pet

you don't own a pet because its independent of you, you do so for the opposite reason

>>56313077
lost my shit
here is a (You)

>>56304365
the hammerhead eagle i-THRUST is carkino though

>>56315995
what a giant faggot

by that logic you should adopt a quadriplegic

they literally can't do anything without you, so you'd probably love them more than anything

>>56304396
based lovecraft.

>>56316073
kek

>>56297752
what bothers me more is how there's a semicolon there

it's the same topic, subject, train of context, you are not splitting to another subject, it's the same shit, don't fucking put a semicolon there, if anything, put a regular colon there to indicate focus

>>56316120
Do you think he lives alone these days?
Or maybe not alone but out of his paren'ts house.

>>56316178
yes i'm willing to bet since the jew works at google

>>56316120
>moot
;_;7

>>56316136
Where is the rotational velocidensity compensator?

This just happened

>mom complaining about not having a pc
>tell her to give me a budget, and I'll build her something simple and nice
>refuses to give me one, just expects me to do it, somehow
>says she's just going to go buy a pre built from Walmart
>ask what she's going to spend, so I can build her something better for the same price or less
>this goes on for days
>find out she has 2 pre-builts, one of which non working, the other a side project I'd exchanged a few parts on here and there, with an Ubuntu installation and gifted to my little brother (he never used it)
>take them home and see what's missing/damaged
>open the one I left
>it's pretty much intact, just needs a bigger HDD to replace the little 60gb I had in it, and a header cable I'd filched from it way back. Otherwise, seems clean and functional.
>open other case to pull HDD and/or compare specs
>dusty as fuck but seems complete aside from missing power supply cable
>plug it in and try a startup
>neither the cpu fan or the rear fan are turning
>they're not broken, just so choked by dust, they won't go
>nofuckinwonderitdidntwork.gif
>pull HDD, install Wangblows and drivers, and send her back the old project PC
>dunno what to do with old dusty, yet

Looks like it has an Intel atom processor. If it hasn't been outright killed by heat, yet, I might get a cooler and make it into another project.

>>56311839
>Yes! And these different brain configuration are conducive to the gender roles we've developed over the millenia.
How can you even say this when different societies developed different gender roles? Even so, the fact that something worked well in the past before we had modern science and ethics is not a compelling argument that it's the only or best way to do something.
>In super feminist countries like Sweden there are hardly any women in traditionally male-oriented jobs because women there don't feel like they have to prove something, and women who get too old without becoming a mother tend to go pretty crazy.
Sounds more like anecdotal evidence to me.
>They can staunch the craziness by getting a dog or a cat, but there's a reason things have gendered connotations, and that's because the genders gravitate to them.
So why are genders gravitating away from them suddenly? Have you even given thought to the fact that gender role give women less power in society, and that one possible reason for their existence is simply to keep women subservient to men, because men wrote the laws and want to keep power? I suppose not, because your mind is more than likely not capable of processing a train of logic when it's more than a simple conditional statement.

>>56311854
It's funny because your only argument so far has been "it's always been that way" or "you have no arguments," but you're unable to appeal to any kind of ethical or moral framework, despite the fact that in many systems ethics, it's trivial that women should be treated as people because they: exhibit rationality (deontology), can experience pain and pleasure (utilitarianism), can experience desire and control of power (Nietzsche's will to power)

>>56316107
what is this?

>>56313067
Ahahahahahahaha!

Holy shit this fucker is still active? Fuck, I remember this littler poser when /g/ first found him. Fuck those days were fun.

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>>56315693
Was an actual thing, just not by Dell.

>>56315786
Doesn't game maker have a graphical script building interface? He probably didn't code anything.

>>56311179
if you look at the original repo it actually fits to have real men there, since you can say it's like real machoism to have stupid variable names

>>56316564
Holy shit that looks ridiculous, they actually SOLD that?!?!

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>>56316721
Yeah, its ivy bridge too. If this one was $150 cheaper i would get it just to have it.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toshiba-Satellite-U845W-S400-14-4-Intel-i5-1-7GHz-6GB-RAM-500GB-HDD-Ultrabook-/182220791819

>>56306950
The haters would shamelessly taint your personal accounts and try to (and probably will) get you fired from your job.

It's all fucking backwards and shit.

>>56316568
It does but it's shit and doesn't use most of Game Maker's functionality, it's basically just there to troll normies and kids into thinking you can make a decent game without programming so that they'll buy GM thinking it's easy (and then give up later). Undertale could not have been made with just the drag and drop interface.

It's pretty weird to just learn GML by itself though and I wonder what Toby even used to learn it, like how do you even know Game Maker scripting well enough to make Undertale but still don't into other at least babby languages, what was even his learning process?

Although if >>56315848 is true then ayy le kek. Actually he also posted on twitter "how do I code gaem" after Undertale blew up to fix some shit for Steam or something and various top indie devs offered to help him out like Rami Ismael so I guess when you hit that level everybody just sucks your dick.

>>56313077
kek that's great

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>>56304265
It's from an anti-humor facebook page called Special Meme Fresh

pic related is an example of the premium content you will find there

>>56307654
>Do you honestly think women are as smart as men?
there are many, many examples of woman outperforming their male colleagues in science.

>>56315090
>updates never make software worse
lol, plenty of fuckups went into production

>>56316535
i think the joke is that it's he is trying to make a memory switch

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How about this?

>>56316099
Where can I download this?

>>56313247
What about all those countries where there's no ground in power outlets at all?

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>>56297752
fucking cunt

>>56302694
fuck is dis????

>>56313077
You can see they took the note down in the picture on the top.

>>56308519
You clearly never worked in academics. If you don't know the gender you can't use a genderspecific word. Sure, in this case its retarded but what if you are writing a paper on something marriage related and your numbers cover husband and wife?
The only thing thats worse than sjws are paranoid fuckers like you who see sjw agenda everywhere.

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>>56308422

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>>56313034

>>56317809
it's about the wife of someone, there is no ambiguity, so wife is the appropriate term.

>>56304396
Has he never seen how pliable cats will become with only a string?

>>56317809
>if you don't know the gender
Oh gee, I wonder what gender Assad's wife is?

>>56313067
>uses sprintf
>uses strcat
>returns pointers to mutable static shit

top nef

>>56318123
>>56318245
Then he shouldn't be using pages FFS. It's for technical writing. Maybe if he wants to write a biopic or whatever trite shit he's on about he should pop open word. It doesn't look for "sjw" shit, it looks for terminology and diction that get your paper thrown out in a professional setting.

>>56313399
lol cuck

>>56304413
whats with the moustaches

>>56297728
I almost want to contribute to hurd just to make Stallman happy for one brief moment

>>56304396
I had a cat that would fetch stuff you threw, though.

>>56313045
Charge your fucking phone.

>>56307167

>no tralse

>>56304396
Lovecraft was a furry?

>>56311945
But did it actually work?

>>56317419
Someone was really really mad that they had to go for 8 GB for their build to be within budget

>1
>2
>3 4

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>>56318230
fuck off, I know exactly what this is

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>>56318336
>apple
>technical writing

>>56308384
This actually triggers me though
Won't someone think of my ancient greek sensibilities

>>56317419
I love this meme

>>56316535
EEC error generator for memtest bullshit.

>>56304788
i know people like this, they are annoying and everyone talks behind their backs, don't be like that, you won't ever be happy.

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>>56318336

>>56306306
> not even one single time have I even met an iphone user who knew what jailbreaking is

usually they are android converts who got tired of lags, they live in basements, that's why you don't see them

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uauGkDjT-m8

>>56314264
Word, dog.

>>56311890
Wordy wordpecker

>>56316068
Kek

>>56312846
kek, space-after-asterisk fags btfo

>>56314042
/g/ "self learned" coders made that into a meme too

>>56313116
>swastikas slightly crooked to the left
>temperature not 88°
>jew ballmer in contacts

>>56297752
>Randomly capitalize the first letter of a syllable in the middle of a word. For example ComputeRasterHistoGram().
Javafags BTFO

>>56302639
>authentic_4chan_experience.jpg

>>56318804
How the fuck can a ram module generate errors in the European Economic Community?

>>56319162
that's not what a syllable is fuck what the fuck dude fuck off

>>56317068
>Anti-humor Facebook page
Actually it's on tumblr

>>56318529
same

>>56314313
Yeah, changing it to say programmer is just so obvious.

>>56316099
Why would you even have steam installed on a laptop

>>56313247
idiots that actually believe this

>>56312729
does anybody have the original\source?

>>56308940
>the way you're meant to be played

>>56313318
>i don't know shit

>>56316417
Good stuff. Thanks for posting, anon.

>>56316897
>top indie devs
>Rami Ismael

(you)

>>56308384
This thread is hilarious

https://github.com/apple/swift/pull/165

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>>56308607
because the sad truth is that it is true

>>56319998
this doesn't really compare to telling people to install a new library they're unfamiliar with.
if a computer has wget then it also has curl.
if a user is too stupid to read a manpage, he's too stupid to know that he probably wants curl instead of some arcane switches that nobody has used since the day the first browser was invented

>>56308384
>>56308519
>>56318762
> Not noticing obvious trolling

C'mon, the guy's called 'pcbro'. His profile pic is a "PC bro" from South Park.
Pay some attention instead of getting triggered by a guy pretending to be triggered.

>>56316859
>>>56316721
>Yeah, its ivy bridge too. If this one was $150 cheaper i would get it just to have it.
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toshiba-Satellite-U845W-S400-14-4-Intel-i5-1-7GHz-6GB-RAM-500GB-HDD-Ultrabook-/182220791819

What the hell? I have the 14" i5 8GB/750Gb, Touch screen. It came with windows 8.1, but... I loaded 7 on it, and its MUCH faster than any of my Q6600s. Much...

I am thinking that with a browser, two games, minecraft... I cannot think of any time it has crashed. ever.

I have it running VMWare with 3 VMs. Its literally crash-proof...

>>56304764
>>56308185
>>56308750
>>56309477
its a fucking joke u damn autists
so defensive about the -100 hrs youve put into ur waifu of OS

>>56304396

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove’s fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th’Olympian host conceiv’d a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

Written by the same guy btw

>>56319998
If you look at the page now, there is a discussion that that parameter has been added 4 months after the question was asked. The 'Actual answer' is two years afterwards.

>>56309251
off to leddit, cancer

>>56320065
>if a computer has wget then it also has curl.
Blatant lie.

>this doesn't really compare to telling people to install a new library they're unfamiliar with.
Compares very well. One is an emphasized version of the other.

>>56319312
they branched out but it was originally on Facebook to my understanding

>>56320455
Ahead of his time.

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>>56300200

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>>56297752

>>56303786
>three-pin plug
>ground pin isn't longer than neutral and line pins
I cringed. Doesn't your country have any standards?

>>56313116
I like how this moron completely misses the fact that the nazis were huge on the metric system.
Including the fucking temperatures

>>56320939
>Celsius
>metric
American education, ladies and gentlemen!

>>56320939

So they used Kelvin for temperatures?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0

>>56317259
Name three then.

>>56320948
>assuming everyone who isn't from your country is American
Typical Americans.

>>56316136
Posempronic Brain*

>>56315995
You own a pet because you can form an equal and loving relationship with it, not so you can exercise some weird insecure dominion over it. If a dog loves you and literally everyone else then it doesn't really love you/it's love doesn't mean anything and isn't special.

>>56313318
One of the funniest stories I have ever read.

>>56320997
underrated

>>56313318
I thought it was pretty funny friend xD. In fact it was that story which brought me here !!1! After upvoting it on reddit I had to come here to see what sort of content you guys make/

>>56321155
>xD

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>>56321309
:rolleyes:

>>56309772
>>56310355
>>56310437
>>56310499
>>56311945
>>56318648
Nope.

This is a from a joke article based on another article that shows the cameras and screen. The third image is unrelated to the first two.

To quote the article
>I wonder what would happen if through DK94 would drive a car like this

https://niebezpiecznik.pl/post/fotoradar-injection/
in response to
http://pokazywarka.pl/gxce2i/

>>56320455
>its real
Kek

>>56315090
>vulnerable code doesn't come through updates

You think that only the first commmit contains all of the bugs?

>>56320915
You can change the depth of the connections inside the socket you know, its not that hard to make the ground pin connect first.

>>56308519
>le assad is a bad guy meme

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>>56303786
holy shit enjoy your house fire

>>56316093
This got me too.