>2016
>owning a cell phone
ISHYGDDT
>2016
>being a luddite
Lol OP still using poem and paper
>>56290039
>>56290011
What could be so important you HAVE to get ahold of me now?
Out of all the stock photos of cell phones, why would you choose the one that looks like it came out 7 years ago?
>>56290837
How would I know what a new cell phone looks like? I don't keep up with that shit
>>56290005
Pfft, seriously. Only members of the plebian class need a cell phone. I have the help read the latest news and make my calls for me. Driving directions?! HA! I've got a chauffer for that.
Its sad and embarassing whenever I see a poor person fumbling around on that little 6x4 inch screen to try to forget their sad pathetic little lives.
No offense.
I got my first cell phone is 1999, even I was 17. Motorola Startac.
omg i hate cell phones now
>>56290181
Friends