can /g/ teach me how to program?

>>56284172
kill yourself skid

>>56284172
literally drink bleach you gigantic cock sucking faggot

fuck you

>>56284172
go outside and meet new people.
you're ugly and you have a bmi of 40 :^)

>>56284172
>Implying /g/ knows any useful language

>>56284302
shut up faggot /g/ taught me how to be efficient. right now thanks to /g/ my helloworld.cpp is only 2 gb

>>56284327

What's he plugged into, /g/?

>>56284427
the botnet

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>>56284427
Short black one is power cable from big ass auxiliary battery strapped under his memepad that charges his main battery.
White cord is used to hold said memepad as shown in pic related.

>>56284472

Truly, the father of all autism, no?

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>>56284427
Here is a more illustrative depiction of power cable and battery without carrying cord.

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>>56284506
A few examples of autistic symptoms and treatments were described long before autism was named. The Table Talk of Martin Luther, compiled by his notetaker, Mathesius, contains the story of a 12-year-old boy who may have been severely autistic.[212] Luther reportedly thought the boy was a soulless mass of flesh possessed by the devil, and suggested that he be suffocated, although a later critic has cast doubt on the veracity of this report.[213]

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>>56284540

>a later critic has cast doubt on the veracity of this report

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>>56284467
This appears to be a rare glimpse of the think-pad with attached carrying cord and without battery or power cord.

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>>56284549
The earliest well-documented case of autism is that of Hugh Blair of Borgue, as detailed in a 1747 court case in which his brother successfully petitioned to annul Blair's marriage to gain Blair's inheritance.

Autism in History: The Case of Hugh Blair of Borgue. Blackwell; 2000. ISBN 978-0-631-22089-3.

>>56284172
go to codecademy, take python course

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>>56284427
This example shows the subject with another laptop with power cord extending to what is assumed to be a large battery inside his black messenger bag

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>>56284323
yee I got that joke

am I cool yet /g/?