>become a wizard in less than month What distro should I choose?

>>56281615
install gentoo

>>56281615
If you have to ask, the correct answer is Ubuntu.

CentOS

Moebuntu

OpenBSD

Arch. Gentoo requires you to already be a wizard.

>>56281615
Fedora

>>56281615
Pick one:
Linux From Scratch
Gentoo
Slackware
Arch

Don't forget to RTFM of course :)

>>56281659
I don't know, seems too professional

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>>56281615
>yfw Ellen Degeneres is the best rapper of all time

Eminem is a fucking faggot and a terrible rapper.

I could name a random white rapper (like the High and Mighty) and they would still be better than Eminem.

Windows Vista

>>56281615
Just stay with your iVirgin.

>>56281615
Mint.

>>56281835
Everything here but Arch, if you wanna be a wizard you have to cast most spells by yourself.

>>56281615
Windows 2000 Professional

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>>56281847

>>56281615
Source Mage. Linux so advanced it may as well be magic! Who doesn't want to cast spells?

Fedora is the best.

>>56281615
Instead of wasting your time installing dependencies for slackware, pick up some day labor and spend it on an escort.

I mean, really. You'll also probably get a discount or free anal or something if you tell them you're in danger of becoming a wizard.

install mint