Hey, B, which language do you love the most?

>>56273841
>Hey, B, which language do you love the most?
sorry, i have meant g

>>56273841
JavaScript: syntax of c, power of haskell/lisp and java. It's also very beautiful AND the language of the future!

>>56273841
>>56273847
JavaScript because it makes /g/ nerds rage cause of its weird parts but if you understand it it becomes a powerful and beautiful language

I also love Go and Dart

Official /g/ poll

Let's settle this ONCE AND FOR ALL:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11084093

>>56273913
>the most
>multiple choice

>>56273913
>Official

>>56273927
For the people who can't decide between 2

>>56273913
>>56273927
>people voting Visual Basic
Stop meming please, let's get a serious, official result

>>56273841
French

>>56273913
PHP

>>56273841
>Hey, B,

>>56273913
Where is fortran FUCKER?

Nice, people started voting for real

Currently leading:

>Python, C, JS

Makes sense to be honest

>>56273986
Dude, it's 2016...
Are you into some kind of 80s retro nostalgia or some shit

>>56273841
Body

I bet people voting C are the kind of people who only wrote a fizzbuzz once and feel like leet haxors. Also installed Gentoo to feel great but they actually dual boot into W10 "because vidya"

>>56273841
I don't get the C analogy

>>56273841

Golang.

>>56273913
>no rust

>>56274043

You can tell that the creator of this chart only knew half of the languages he describes..

>>56273841
C and C++

>>56274130
fuck off shill

>>56274130
This. Rust is awesome

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As you said I forgot to include many languages
And I did multi-choice by mistake
SO HERE IS THE NEW AND IMPROVED
100% OFFICIAL STRAW POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/11084204

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Let's settle this before the dust settles !

>>56273841
C++, Julia, Lisp (e.g. Clojure), Octave, R.

>>56274119
>>56274130
>>56274200
>>56273986
Check the new, fixed version: >>56274219

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>>56273841

>>56273872
>Javascript cucks actually believe this.
If you want power, learn C.

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>>56273841
C++

>>56274246
Do you use C for web dev fgt?

>>56274248
PHP and Ruby look the cutest in that.

Should I learn angular.js, or start learning html/CSS first?

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>>56274219
perfect balance between JS, Ruby, C++, Pascal & Rust in strawpoll

>>56274347
HTML/CSS first. What the fuck are you going to do with JavaScript if you can't manipulate HTML?

>>56274296
yep i write httpd modules

>>56274357
server, desktop applications (like cocoajs)... angularjs is webdev though.

>>56274357
So how useful is angular.js then?

>>56274219
>no X86 Assembly
but anon, THATS my favorite

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>>56274248

>>56274396
oh fuck you!

I'm not making another poll you memer

>>56274403
She's 28 years old
14 is the day she was born...
Can't you read basic kanji ?

>>56274424
nope

>>56273872
>javascript
>beautiful
Hah, that's a good one.

Look, I'm not on the anti-js bandwagon. I think it's become a decent language over the years and it's here to stay, but it definitely didn't start out that way and the language itself looks and feels disgusting.

>>56274296
Do you use Javascript for anything other than Web dev?

>>56274460
Yep.
Smartphone apps
Video games

>>56274403
%Y %M %D

>>56274476
I use C for Web.

>>56274442
maybe learn some kanji ?

"hi" is a very basic one

means sun, also day

>>56274507
Nice meme.

If Google uses JavaScript for creating web apps, it's good enough for me

>>56274476
>Games
Oh, like candy crush saga! Sweet game anon!

>>56274509
Hi, sun, day, how are you?

>>56273841
You guys are autistic, COBOL is the language of the future.

>>56274563

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. FIZZ-BUZZ.

DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01 CT PIC 999 VALUE 1.
01 FZ PIC 999 VALUE 1.
01 BZ PIC 999 VALUE 1.

PROCEDURE DIVISION.
FIZZ-BUZZ-MAIN SECTION.
    PERFORM 100 TIMES
        IF FZ = 3
            THEN IF BZ = 5
                THEN DISPLAY "FizzBuzz"
                COMPUTE BZ = 0
                ELSE DISPLAY "Fizz"
                END-IF
                COMPUTE FZ = 0
            ELSE IF BZ = 5
            THEN DISPLAY "Buzz"
                COMPUTE BZ = 0
            ELSE
                DISPLAY CT
            END-IF
        END-IF
        ADD 1 TO CT
        ADD 1 TO FZ
        ADD 1 TO BZ
    END-PERFORM
    STOP RUN.

>>56274508
inaccurate

>>56274714

How so?

>>56273841
You got the images for C and perl mixed up

>>56273868
This. Fuck the haters: it's best language out there right now. People just don't understand how to use its features properly

>>56273841
>>56273847
>B
>g
Lurk more faggot.

What amateur singles oneself out to 1 language? They are only tools. Sure would love to do highperf on js or web frontend on cpp. Laughable

>>56274338
C++ has the most class

Classy women >>> cheap scripts

>>56274919
>highperf on js

Why not? Like you can heavily optimize this so it's ok unless for something EXTREMELY critical.

>>56274509
And also Japan

>>56273913
Example of a non-biased poll

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>>56274241
What elaborately accurate curves they are. kek.

>>56274248
>>56274403
C++ Any day, all day, every day.

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>>56274241

>>56275694
this is actually true...

>>56273841
>i want a secure job this month
php, c# and javascript
>i want a good job eventually
c, c++, java
>i want to blog about programming and be an elitist on /g/
any of the rest

>>56273913
>5 votes for Ruby
S h i g g y

>>56275694
I found that the line of productivity and the line of self-assessment are spliced.

>>56273841
Java because it just werks and has all the tool and library support I want

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>>56276141
>java
>works

pick one

>>56276787
>$0.01 has been deposited into your Micro$hill (TM) account

>>56277164
The image is making fun of C#

>>56273913
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11084093
>can't vote because of proxy

There's only one true language: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculus_of_constructions

>>56273868
A language that's limited to scripting interfaces can't really be "the languagae of the future". That's like calling a golf cart the "transportation of the future".

Javascript is very enabling for shitty syntax and style. Not sure where people get the "beautiful" from. Good on you if you code in Javascript properly but after I had to refactor an intern's scripts I can say I am really bitter about how this shit just compiled.

>>56279124
>limited to scripting interfaces

wat?

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>Lua
>god-tier language
>not even mentioned in this thread
you disappoint me, /g/.

>>56273913
>C# was invented to combine the good aspects of C++ and Java
>/g/ grampas are still voting for the antiquated old pieces of crap C and C++

>>56279143
What is your question?

Is there a javascript to binary compiler I didn't hear of or something? A javascript IDE to make offline applications?

>>56273841
Personally:
>C
>Python

Professionally:
>JavaScript
>Ruby

Sucks to be stuck doing webshit, but when the money good and the job can be done from home...

>>56273868
Pajeet place target around loo and poo in it.

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>>56273841
python, for people who know it

>>56274136
/thread

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>>56273868
>syntax of c
>can't declare variables by type
>no pointers
kys
>power of haskell.
you fucking wish you got even remotely close to functional power
>beautiful.
your standards of beauty are as low as my dick to the ground man.
>language of the future.
N.o

>>56273841
>B

Python tbqh fâm

>>56274007
>80s
excuse me

i think you mean
>50s

>>56274248
>despise JavaScript the actual language
>most want to fug the JS chick

>>56273956
i spent years maintaining a crusty vb6 application. it's terrible but i've grown to love it. nothing surprises me any more and work is damn comfy.

>>56274525
Most modern games are using JavaScript based event systems, not only mini/browser/facebook/mobile games.

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>>56280945
exempli gratia?

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>>56273841
Lucifer.

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>>56273913
>Python in the top 3

Muh niggas

>>56274219

WOW! Check those results.

For all its crying and shouting, /g/ such normie faggots.

The order there is exactly same as what's on Tiobe, and a large number of /g/ does not even program.

Fucking! Normies!

>>56273913
C++ Master Race

>>56281111
Quadz.

>C
>has a usb dongle
>and all those other useful things

C should be an incredibly sharp knife. It doesn't help you do anything, and if you're a retard you *will* cut yourself badly, but a C master can carve up any problem with the utmost speed and efficiency.

C++ is spot on though, a billion different tools with a bunch of different wants to do something, and you can still hurt yourself even if you're being careful.

I'm a C++ guy, worked with a hardcore C guy on updating a project from the 80s, it was very eye-opening.

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>>56283103
>it was very eye-opening.
?

>>56274476
>Smartphone apps
sure must be fun using shit libraries that will break tomorrow after apple updates ios.

ada not even on the list :(

>>56279124
>Intern writes shitty javascript code
>Javascript is bad

You should blame your company for not having coding standards.

>>56279212
Node.js, Electron, Nw.js
IDEs are for noobs :-)
>>56279399
pointers are trash
keep denying c-fag, soon everything will be written in JS

>>56284934
>Node.js
>Electron
>Nw.js

All scripting interfaces.

You can't make powerful applications like Photoshop or Final Cut Pro with scripts. Compiling to binary is vital to pretty much anything that isn't just forms.

>>56284998
Adobe Photoshop itself (Express) is made in ECMAscript (Actionscript via Flash). :-)

>>56285022
Wrong. The Adobe Creative suite _supports_ using ExtendScript, an implementation of ECMAScript to execute tasks in their software.

If you understood the first thing about machine code and scripting languages you'd know it's pretty much impossible to make a software that processes heavy video data in a scripting language.

>>56284998
>You can't make powerful applications like Photoshop or Final Cut Pro with scripts. Compiling to binary is vital to pretty much anything that isn't just forms.
Photoshop Express != Photoshop, other than being from the same company and having the general purpose of editing images those two applications have absolutely fuck all to do with each other.

>>56285066
Oh.

Who cares about Photoshop express? It's normie software.

>>56284934
>keep denying c-fag, soon everything will be written in JS
except all the mainframe shit that runs the financial world, all that shit still runs COBOL and that is not going anywhere. COBOL Devs on the other hand are a different story, they're going into the ground, or possibly Florida to retire.

>>56274508
>C# looks like Trump
Make .NET Great Again

Ladder logic

Everything else is useless to me

Ada, but I'm the only one that cares apparently. So to conform, C.

>>56284934
>pointers are trash
literally every embedded device with code utilizes pointers
>soon everything wil be written in JS
good fucking luck programming embedded systems or anything else than websites/apps in JS.
i challenge you to write a compiler or expression parser in JS. come back to me when you did

>>56273913
>no lua

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>>56273841
please help. how do I learn the basics of python?