You are the owner of the google.com domain for 1 week. What do you do?

>>56269249
sell it to apple for $1

i post cheese pizza

>>56269273
Sell it on Craigslist for $1 obo

>>56269249

Sell it back to google for $1bln

Expose Hillary Clinton

I would sell it to North Korea.

>>56269249
redirect all users to bing

>>56269249
Replace the cursor with a picture of my cock.

Redirect to templeos.org.

>>56269249
Start respecting the users accept-language parameter.

>>56269249
Have it redirect to /b/.

>>56269249
take it down

>>56269249
Redirect all google services to https://www.donaldjtrump.com/

>>56269249
Sell it to Yandex. Making Russia great, and sticking a finger to the decadent west

Dedicate it to muh waifu

goatse

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Create MyBB forum

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>>56269249
Change it to pic related.

>>56269249
Add some stock shares into my name

>>56269249
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>>56269249
black list the entire Australian subnet.

Redirect everyone to some .onion pedophile site

>>56269249
javascript redirect to /g/

Redirect users to the free software foundation website, it might actually get users to use free software.

Sell ad space / the domain back to Google I guess.

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reverse search results so all the results that would be on page 1 are on page 4223134 and the ones on page 4223134 are on page 1. Hehehe DEVILISH

>>56269249
sell users data to shitty ad companies and make millions

>>56269249
i would open a GET thread, if quads are even numbers i would redirect to 4chan and cause a new eternal september, if odd anons would pick (cant really think of anything outside of black supremacist raping white women or shitting on tumblerittes, both looks kinda stale)

>>56269249
Short Google stock.

Post gay porn.

>>56269249
>hello.jpg

lemonparty redirect

put a ransomware

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>>56269249
>redirect to /pol/
>watch the world burn
>profit
heh.

>>56269249
sit on my ass and watch the numbers on my bank account go up or something I dunno

Redirect it to the Libertarian Party website, lp.org

>>56270320
DARVILISH

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>>56270700
Hehe i probably would do the same thing the massive redpill would be worldwide

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>>56270207
Best response even if unfeasible. At least has potentially interesting fallout.

I'm surprised how shitty most of these responses are, but I'm too lazy to come up with anything better.

>>56269249
CRASH THE SERVER

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>>56270968
>being this retarded

Sell it

>>56269249
Sell it for 1 billion dollars

>>56270968
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>56269249t nigger cattle

I wouldn't be able to obtain a server that can handle that amount of bandwidth, so I would just redirect everything to bing

>>56269367
this would be a very tiny cursor

>>56269249
Fire that faggot moot

>>56271322
YOURE A TOUGH LOAD BALANCER

>>56271405
For you

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>>56269388
>>56270228
>>56270700

Install gentoo

Redirect it to /mlp/

Then die from the ensuing sodium poisoning.

DDOS service. Set the IP to any server you want, massive amount of people trying to visit Google will do the rest.

>>56269249

Redirect to Bing

>>56269249
Sell it.
Definitely sell it.

ITT:
>people not knowing what a domain is

Redirect to Google's IP and become a hero.

I would put a ton of ads and malware on it and would sell the largest botnet of all time

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redirect it to highest bidder

>>56272713
Why would someone pay you to ddos them?

>>56269249
put meatspin on it

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>>56272746
I hope you realized your mistake

>>56269249
place ads and affiliate links
collect revenue

upgrade from NEET status to retired

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Leave everything exactly the same, except pic related.