/csg/ Chink Shit General

third for tipping your mailman

fourth for fucking your sister

sixth for shit thread

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Wrote news for a new thread but looks like you got to it before me, posting it anyway because it looks like you missed some.

- Anon has a cute relationship with his mailman, finds commonality in chink shit >>56239301
- Anon orders chinky jewelery complete with a $0.30 zircon, sure to impress the ladsies >>56239473
- Ruski sputnik poster arrives >>56239314
- Xiaomeme 10,000MaH batteries go up in price >>56239337, no longer ship to Australia or New Zealand >>56239357
- Anon orders more seeds, fails to comprehend that growing things from seeds is more expensive than buying from a store >>56239346
- Anon orders some weeby statues and posters, is suspicious of mail man >>56239547
- Anon explains the custom of tipping in the US, *only* have to tip 16 different professions >>56239735
- Anon orders an MP3 player, will order shark to match soon >>56239964
- Anon believes CRKT has been chinking the western world for years, claims the chink knife is the real CRKT drifter without logos >>56240430
- Anon finds hot deals of fedoras, sales skyrocket as anons rush to buy >>56241013
- Anon contracts chink madness >>56241271
- Anon plans to do a Magic Schoolbus on himself using chinky medical equipment, believing that the years people spend studying for a degree in medicine are a joke >>56241451
- Anon gets chinked on a hydrometer, which arrives in tiny glass pieces >>56242073
- Anon gets $4.50 leather wallet >>56242105, fiber cloths >>56242156, Water bottles >>56242199, a hydrometer >>56242240, and a large syringe >>56242282
- Anon comes to the realisation that the need for companionship in his life can't be filled with chinky toys and jerking it to slutty reviews on Ali and GB >>56242325
- Anon is scared by Danbo doll, is worried about being chinked in his sleep >>56242432
- Comfy tech reviews shows anons how to build a sound system on a budget using chinky supplies coupled with thrift stores >>56242916

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Tenth for DAP
>Captcha: 6969

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Alright m8s, Comfy Tech Reviews anon here. I've made a quick video on how you can harness the chinks and your local thrift shop to get a great sound system for next to nothing. Featured is a really good amplifier you can get off AliExpress.

https://youtu.be/76w-Efjwagg [Open]

I'll be doing a watch comparison video next comparing the DW, Nomos and a few others. Stay tuned.

>>56243066

don't talk about Vicky's asshole like that, I'm sure it's a very nice compact asshole

>>56243118
can you review glass penis sounding and baby mouth car vagina?

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PEDDLE PEDDLE YANG

>>56243113
>>56243118
fuck off comfy

>>56243117

How much is that in real money?

>>56243145
oh so that's how they deliver our packages

>>56243113
>>56243118
Also learn how to fucking type a •

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>>56243147
????

I'm buying a case for my Orange Pi

Translucent black or translucent blue?

>>56243147
Comfy isn't the regular OP numbnuts

>>56243145
>Use sellers shipping method

>>56243145
mush, MUSH

>>56243165
Transgender orange desu senpai

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>>56243148
wait what

>>56243166
I wrote the extended news, I'm not the regular OP nor comfy.

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>>56243148

>>56243176
literally fucking yourself you retard

>>56243198
oh

>>56243176

>chink shit general
>chink shit
>chink

>c h i n k
>h
>i
>n
>k

>>56243219
chinks are just low tier gooks
same shit

>>56243174

I'm sorry anon but that was not one of the available options

>>56243176
It's not yen white man

I got a prepaid visa gift card for my birthday, and want to buy a capture card for shitty Let's Plays with buddies. I don't know ANYTHING about these things though.

Is this an actual capture card? Should I expect it to work? I'm afraid this is just some kind of weird adapter and there's no actual capturing thats gonna happen with it, 6 bucks seems low for this kind of equipment

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Black-USB-2-0-Video-Capture-Card-Converter-PC-Adapter-TV-Audio-DVD/32674311344.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.10.3Tq8pL&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10059_10058_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=26632c3b-1bc7-46f5-adaf-43167405ccdb

>>56243157
For every 10packages a dog has to dye

>>56243145
Poor doggo, bastard chink

ok chink whisperers, when will I get MIUI 8 on my redmi note 3 qualcomm?

>>56243254
>Let's Plays
fuck off

>You must be 18 or older to post on this website

>>56243277
Sometime next spring.

>>56243275
and then it become food

What are some interesting /g/ related electronics to get?
Fishing for ideas.
There was an anon who posted a chink oscilloscope and function signal generator setup before that looked interesting.
Or chink audio mixers.

I'm just liking the looks of some of these. Any ideas guys?

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>>56243064
Hey, I made it to the news.

>>56243281
you dont scare me and you cant stop me

>>56243254

i've been looking for one cheap, but the cheap ones are all shit, so i stumped up the cash for an avermedia lgx

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I justify my purchases saying I'm saving some in the long run, I've still spent far too much for someone on minimum wage.

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>>56243358
I had bad luck with these cheap dongles too, but I ended up getting Magewell XI100DUSB dongle.

For clones search: XI100D

>>56242916
When buying speakers at thrift stores and other places, make sure that you check the foam surrounds on the outside of the speaker cone, since that tends to disintegrate on older speakers. Don't poke it, since it will cause a mess. Just lightly run your finger around the foam, and if any small particles flake off it means that it's gone bad.

On the other hand, foam is really easy and cheap to replace, and if you're lucky you might find some hifi speakers that someone put out on the curb not knowing that they can be fixed.

>>56243384
Autism.

Btw, you need to count the waiting days

>>56243297
DIY radio kit?
http://www.gearbest.com/kits/pp_427174.html

>tfw waiting on chinkshit
>local sorting centre goes on strike so no mail.

>>56243384
Buy more knives.

>>56243495
yeah a chink HAM radio setup sounds neat

>>56243494
I keep intending to but a lot of the stuff I ordered so long ago that I can't really put a time frame on arrival.

It's not really autism, it took like half an hour to make up and it lets me keep track of my expenses and shit.

>>56243512
I gotta wait to see if they'll get through customs in glorious surveillance state of Australia

>>56243358
well, how shit we talking here, because I only own an SDTV anyway and do not plan to record HD content for that reason

Where where get mi pad for my wee lad?

>>56243539
where it is the cheapest.

Will German customs collect a chink knife if I try to import one?

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Is this the new terrorist watch?

SainSmart New Electronic Crystal Table Watches DIY Kit for SCM LED Watch Digital Watches for Arduino
http://s.aliexpress.com/AZnARFFJ
(from AliExpress Android)

>>56243558
Are they nazis or something?

>>56243563
>having to solder processors just to know the time

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>>56243064
>jew anon
im not jew :(

>>56243575
the processor is socketed.

>>56243553
Ali express as far as I'm aware, but do you guys have a go to seller or a better site?

>>56243563
>for Arduino
the arduino meme dies today

>>56243254
>I got a prepaid visa gift card for my birthday
Okay i'm gonna stop you right there
As someone who recently got hit with a restriction on my aliexpress account for using a prepaid card, make sure your prepaid card has your personal name attached, because if they figure out it's a prepaid card they will just cancel the order until you find a way to successfully appeal

>>56243584
I think you should google "solder processors" if you're so unaware of your own memes.

/CSG/ APPROVED CANCER LIST

Dirty Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

>>56243568
They pretty much are. I once imported a tiny little scissor and I had to visit the customs office to open the package so they could check on it. Package also had a "dangerous shit inside" or something sticker.
I think a knife would flip them out. Or maybe I just got unlucky. That's why I was asking.

>>56243612
i'm a bit slow today, it hit me as i posted it.

>>56243625
You keep forgetting karpathyz.

>>56243384
Im an single engineer who makes way to much, filling up the void in my life with chink shit in the mail once a week.

>>56243064
Any good sd card readers out there?

>>56243596
F U C K

Okay, will any of the other chink shit sites not do this, then?

>>56243625
>/CSG/ APPROVED CANCER LIST
/csg/ didn't and never will approve youtube cancer

>>56243684
kingston USB 3.0 the little metal one
ugreen makes a couple of nice ones.

>>56243708
hello, /csg/ here, i do approve youtube videos

>>56243709
Thanks, friend. I'll check them out

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>>56243558
Why would they? I mean, last time I was in Germany folding knives and fixed blades were sold as over the counter stuff. You're probably better off checking with your customs office than mongolian clay motion forum

Also, got today newest haul of chink stuff: 2 James Donkey mice, some trackpoint caps and 100 microfiber cloths. The mice feel pretty allright, altough the cable is kinda snaggy. Scroll wheel is smooth as fuck tho, not to mention these mice have a physical switch to turn off the gamer leds. Buttons also feel allright, side buttons maybe bit spongy before actuation point. Also the grippy rubber on the sides is super grippy. Not too sure about sensor, but it seems to be about the par of my old mouse(Gigabyte M6800 Worth 7 bucks? Yeah.

Also the microfiber cloths I got, those are bit thin but otherwise similar to most microfiber cloths for eyeglasses I've seen, seem to work allright for my glasses, phone and camera optics. And it's like 5 dollars for 100 pieces off ebay, so no need to worry about losing one as I can keep these on the counter next to tissues.

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Boy do I love me some chink watches.

Got my chink "Nomos" watch today. I really don't think you can get any better for $5. It has a nicer feel than the Daniel Memeington watches and it's a little heavier so it feels more quality. The watch is very quiet and does not tick loudly.

Only downside to the watch is the garbage "genuine leather" strap it comes with. So for the time being I'm using the Daniel Wellington nato strap on it.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nomos-Watch/32683357599.html

>>56243625
>no Tiech Tablets

>>56243720
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Kingston-FCR-MLG4-MobileLite-G4-Multi-Function-SD-microSD-Card-Reader-/151919572718?hash=item235f1cb6ee:g:RMwAAOSwbYZXXmI6
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-All-in-1-USB-3-0-Card-Reader-High-Speed-Memory-Read-Card-For-TF/32435741721.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=59686dcb-fb1d-447f-868d-2f97f4b45564
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-All-in-1-USB-3-0-High-Speed-Multi-Memory-USB-Card-Reader-For-SD/32437175216.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=59686dcb-fb1d-447f-868d-2f97f4b45564


i don't know how to shorten ali links

Any porta pro fags here?
I need new ear cushions for my pair.
Any experience with these thick ones?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-pair-Cheapest-Relaxing-Replacement-Ear-Cushion-Pad-Soft-Foam-Headphone-Pro-for-Koss-for-Porta/32563099702.html

Or should I just go with these
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-6xReplacement-Earphone-Ear-Pad-Earpads-Sponge-Soft-Foam-Cushion-For-Koss-For-Porta-Pro/32464397071.html

>>56243766
DELETE everyting after the html

>>56243780
aye ta laddy.

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>>56243766
I think this reader is worth of mention too. And yeah, nice URLs!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Al-Ti-alloy-PRO-USB-3-0-Professional-Card-Reader-CF-Micro-SD-TF-SDHC-PC-Silver-/281979418990?

>>56243766
Thanks for spoonfeeding me. I think all the text describing the actual product can be replaced/removed. Same with the random crap after the "html?"

>>56243531

tried 2, both DOA, so yer mileage may vary, but it's pissing cash (no matter how small the amount) away.

>>56243740
I'm sorry but the strap is ugly.

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2$ keyboard mini vacuum.
This is so bad.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/vatcuum/32304778899.html

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FSuAP5Y7og

$28 for what looks to be a luxurious version of the most basic cardboard headsets out there, at least it has that Xiaomi name on it that you all love so much and Gaybest has a coupon XMVRYT that makes it $20

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/19/xiaomi-hints-at-a-more-sophisticated-virtual-reality-headset.html

>>56243795
Yeah, the bit between /item/ and the number.html like so
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/anything_here/32437175216.html

>>56243802
How so?

If it's because of the DW on the metal then yes I agree. It's from my DW watch anyways and it's only temporary.

If it's because of the colors, it matches with the watch hands so I don't see the problem.

>>56243118
Nice advice, will keep my eyes peeled next time I'm in one of those salvation stores

>>56243824
Pretty sure Ashens reviewed that in his early days of reviewing Poundland tat, shit had difficulty sucking up crumbs

>>56243740
>>56243802
I think it looks quite nice actually, just seems the strap is the wrong size?

>>56243849
It's the colours.

>>56243854
>Ashens reviewed that
Damn right. He's the OG chink shit reviewer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttkRU6c4eYU

>>56243859
Yup. Daniel Wellington watch strap is 22mm. Nomos strap size is 20mm.

But like I said, this is only temporary while I get a proper one since the included leather strap is trash.

>>56243883
Masturbatory eggs?

>>56243873
I'm in poundland nearly every week when I'm in town and I never see the shite he sees

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>dispatched from warehouse
>14 days ago

t-they give up on the tracking sometimes, right?

>>56243799
Okay then. I'll stay away from this one.

Know any sub 30$ capture cards? Again, I'm only doing SD video, so I don't need HDMI input/output. A simple RCA to USB should suffice, if any such device can at all be trusted.

>>56243980
Unless you pay for expedited shipping the tracking only works in China, most of the time that is

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>>56244015
it's been like this for a while

>>56244046
Check with 17track

Are there any worthwhile chink sound cards? Preferably a USB DAC, but a PCI sound card would be fine too. I'm looking for something better than onboard sound, but I don't want to spend $50+

This shop has a $1 off $2 coupon, they have a lot of bracelets, keyrings and other stuff for cheap
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1901216/search/1.html?origin=n&maxPrice=3

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Are there any good TKL (or smaller) keyboards for 10-25$? Obviously non-mechanical, because I gave up on that meme.

>>56244063
From few threads back http://www.aliexpress.com/item/PCM2704-USB-sound-card-mini-USB-DAC/32699157835.html

>>56244071
>Obviously non-mechanical, because I gave up on that meme.
stop posting

>>56244081
I will return to that meme, I promise. I already have a lazer-cut aluminum case for Planck, but not the 120$ required to actually build the rest of the keyboard.

Im seriously considering buying sexy shit, then wear it and post feedback pics just to mess with people. Im a thicc guy

>>56244072
Thanks man. Has anyone bought one of these yet? I tried this one, but it was absolute trash: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-USB-to-3D-Audio-Sound-Card-Adapter-7-1-Channel-Sound-Professional-Headset-Microphone/32383081182.html

Do you know if it would be better sounding than an on-board Realtek chipset?

>>56244112
>thicc
>guy
picc one, fatass.

>>56244054
yeah still the last thing is 'dispatched from warehouse', still in china

>>56243064
Read all the wiki but I couldn't find anything about a gf
Where may I acquire that guys

>>56244071
Wired/wireless? There's a lot of nonmech keyboards tenkeyless and smaller but most of them are ultraslim chicklet type ones

>>56244120
get one whit a PCM2704 board they will be better than your on board sound almost guaranteed. Chck ali for them.

>>56244120
>Has anyone bought one of these yet?
People use somake card to cheap out 48V Phantom power, but these are shit for listening music.

>Do you know if it would be better sounding than an on-board Realtek chipset?
Well, http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/high-end-pc-audio,3733-19.html

>>56244167
Wired. I'm trying to flee from the wireless chicklet shit I'm currently hurting my nervous system with, but all I can find is what I have but worse.

>>56244121
thats what I was saying, no point doing that unless you can weird people out

recommended usb to micro-usb otg cable?

>>56244272
just get the cheapest u can find
cable is cable

>>56243311
We won't watch you either.

>>56244166
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/life-like-texture/32531892536.html

>>56244308
yeah thats fine tho, its your right

>>56244316
>0 feedback
Yeah I think I'll pass

>>56244071
You can get a 10keyless mech for ~$35 on amazon. I just got mine in the mail, it's pretty rad for being so ludicrously cheap.

What's the cheapest quadcopter I can mount a GoPro on?

>>56244340
True that. Anyway just get an EasyCap DC60++ or whatever the fuck they're called. You can even get them on Amazon for cheap.

>>56244428
Which one?

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>>56243802
Not as ugly as mine

>>56244428
Yeah, I've considered them before getting into mechs hardcore.
But now I've looked all over Ali and found nothing that I like. Oh well, I guess I'll save up for my proper mech.

>>56244448
>EasyCap DC60++
This helped me find a model of cable that isn't saturated with either overwhelmingly negative reviews, or clear chink bot reviews. thanks homie. finally, I will record that video of demolishing every boss in ZoE2 with the vector cannon. yes, even the one with no flat ground nearby

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Just found this on Alibaba. Been looking for a cheap arm laptop for linux for a while now. Advice?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Wholesale-Very-Cheap-New-10-1_60509600931.html

>>56244435
Syma X8C can atleast and it's $85, I'd guess you're looking at $60-100 if you want a cheap drone capable of carrying one

>>56244605
>Allwinner A83T
Yeah, it's good.

>>56244544
Why not just get a Ajazz Ak33, aula f2012 or lingbao jinguashi etc. for ~$35-40 and sell it once you don't need it anymore?

>>56244666
It's a third of the way to my dream mech. I'd rather save up for it or spend the money elsewhere.

>>56244488
MagicForce 68; I got mine for $33 last week with Outemu Blacks; it's not a bad board at all. It's my first 'MX' board (I have a bunch of ALPS ones), so I can buy some meme caps for it and it can be tossed in my bag to take places.

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>tfw no cute traps on ali modeling lingerie

Anyone have Xiaomi Mi Max?
Is it good?

>>56244793
do they have traps in asia?

>>56244793
shoo shoo disgusting degenerate

>>56244071
Literally the only wired, tenkeyless, non-mech, non-chicklet keyboard on the whole of aliexpress
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/JinLong-KJ606-Rainbow-Backlight-Gaming-Keyboard-87-keys-Suspended-Keycaps-Portable-Wired-USB-Metal-Base-Keyboard/32687623563.html

This looks pretty decent for its price
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-NEW-Arrival-K3M-USB-Wired-Mini-Keyboard-Black-Keyboard-with-84-Keys-for-Laptop-Desktop/32705321348.html

>>56244830
>6.44 inches
but why

>>56244834
Far more than in the west I would say, because they actually can look good and not like an abomination.

>>56244834
thai ladyboys?

>>56244918
Rose looked cute though

>>56244876
ey bby what u doin 2nite

>>56241567
>>56242338
>>56242406

>>56243141

>sounding

Every thread, with you people. Like clockwork.

>>56241629

I hoped you two fucked already.

>>56244957
Kissing you softly

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>>56244936
the drink?

>>56243064
any real life experiences with mi 5 >>56243064
+ different roms here? Is it worth it ? ( I don't want to use miui, who knows what the chinks did to that version of android)

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anyone know a good pair of cheap panties to jerk off in, im looking for something is is soft makes my dick tingle

>>56244112
Do it.

>>56245063
>cheap panties to jerk off in,
right....
just come out of the closet, you little sissy

>>56245095
no i need some simulation and have bad thoughts afterf my tenga egg became loose and grew this red bacteria stuff that got all over it and the silicone began to decompose

>>56244517
kek

>>56245118
just buy any girly looking panties and a small dildo to start with
And then just try to orgasm without touching your dick

>>56245118
A'm glad ah hae a throwing a sausage up a close toy wi' an actual human body attached tae it unlike ye loser

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anyone have experience buying socks or underwear from chinaland? a lot of the socks don't have size options. Size 10 foot and want dem comfy bamboo socks

>>56244834
There's something in the drinking water over at Thailand, all the men are turning into women and their women into men

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>>56244605
>1024x600 HD

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>>56245118
>red bacteria stuff

Your dicks gonna fall off

>>56245063

why can't people just jerk off like normal people, shit
there's always some weird kink or pervy twist
I blame late stage capitalism

>>56245148
I bought ice silk undies. It's maximum comfy and stretch to my american size

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>>56245063
How are we supposed to know what sort of panties you get off to?
Just look up panties there are like hundreds for cheap. Read the feedback for how the material is. Girls also like soft panties just as much as your dick does. You are probably looking for something like pic related, they are made from a soft cotton material.

>>56245180
>american size
is that Chinese XXXXXXXXXL?

>>56245202
I kid you not. Ice silk material stretches like a motherfucker

>>56245219
do they make you feel like a girl?

>>56245202
after the XXL they start using numbers, you illiterate dumbfuck

>>56245229
My penis feel feminine underneath

>>56245232
ur mum is a dumb fuck

>>56245168
I use baby oil.

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>>56245200
Stripped pantsu is pretty universal

>>56245247
I use bengay

>>56245180
Link?

>>56245247

that's not really weird, its just a lube.
unless you get off on the fact that it's called baby oil.

>>56245219
Why is it called ice silk?
It doesn't appear to be silk.

>>56244166

Just get a BMCV.

>>56245257
This
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/chink_bulge_warning/32714574431.html

and this
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/another_chink_bulge/32714602034.html

and this
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/this_contains_no_chink_bulge/32688067481.html

>>56245271
It's supposed to feel like silk but stretches more than spandex

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Which one? Are they all the same?

>>56245297
Sharks have more meme

>>56245255
Reminds me that I once bought striped pantsu made from a thick soft terry cloth.
It came as a bit of a surprise for me, but I guess the OP would like it.

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>>56245305
They have more failure too.

>>56244605
>Screen Resolution 1024x600 HD
>1GB RAM
U WOT M8

>>56245297
From what I remember, they are the same exact cards, except the graphic print on them is different.

>>56245180
added to the list. still curious about sizeless socks too

>>56245329
I can't trust someone who censors his poo in the loo fingers that much

>>56244830
I will have it on friday or monday.
Obviously I looked up reviews and everyone seems pretty positive about it. Don't expect the best camera or screen ever, but nothing about it is particularly bad. Performance is supposed to be good. I will post my experiences with it.

>>56245297
Click and drag the picture to roll which MIXZA Micro SD you buy

>>56245329
Are they actually prone to failure? I know this is chink shit but whats the point if they fail a lot?

>>56243563
>http://s.aliexpress.com/AZnARFFJ
I bet it breaks as soon as a drop of water touches it.

Is it a good idea to buy AAA batteries from Ali? Or should I just go to IKEA for them?

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>>56245329
Looks like you need some Shark Stimulation.

>>56245345
Chink 'bamboo' socks in my experience stretch good too and mostly sized big even for Asian standards. Bought a couple of pairs from my trip

>>56245391
Buy them from Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-Rechargeable-Batteries-8-Pack-Pre-charged/dp/B00CWNMXQW/

They're rebadged eneloops AFAIK

>>56245414
This is /csg/, don't bring _that_ A-word in here.

>>56245391
Non-rechargeables are pretty safe and I'm pretty sure IKEA batteries are chinks

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Found /g/'s bracelet.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Infinity-Love-Autism-Mom-Awareness-Heart-Charm-Leather-Handmade-Bradied-Puzzle-Piece-Bracelet-Customized/32515141084.html

>>56245391
I'd say buy some IKEA rechargeables.

>>56245424
>sister
iykwim :------D

>>56245371
They don't. Read the text on the screen carefully, he pulled it out halfway through the test.

>>56245424
/csg/ sister meme reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

>>56245295
>It's supposed to feel like silk but stretches more than spandex
are there girl ice silk panties,my friend wants to know this

>>56245232
>triggered amerifat
SHART IN MART AND PLOP IN SHOP

>>56245475
A bunch. Just search Aliexpress

>>56245297
Mixza Shark
what are the monkey ones called?

>>56245509
Limited Monkey Year Edition

>>56245523
needs a pepe or mitu version

Dubs decides what chink shit i buy, lets say $50 limit

>>56245561
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/dubs_get/32514182942.html

>>56245561
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_386483.html

>>56245561
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_436022.html

>>56245561
http://www.gearbest.com/designer-clothing/pp_395965.html

>>56245561
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/buy-this/32542611116.html

any good wool socks? (no it's not to jerk off in)

>>56245561
http://www.dx.com/p/students-uniforms-temptation-sexy-underwear-red-multicolor-444488

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The fuck is with all these options, which one should I choose if I need it sent to Norway?

>>56245561
http://pl.aliexpress.com/item/4-w-1-Samoch-d-Zasilany-Energi-S-oneczn-Solar-Robot-Toy-Cztery-Rodzaje-Modelu-Dinozaur/32676873318.html

>>56245630
doesn't matter probably
the SG and HK options are maybe two different warehouses?

>>56245561
http://www.dx.com/p/woven-rubber-tin-plated-copper-wire-high-temperature-cable-red-100m-300-500v-353762

>>56245561
http://www.gearbest.com/logic-puzzle-toys/pp_436285.html

>>56245561
http://pl.aliexpress.com/item/Pandamodel-ICONX-Metal-Earth-Same-style-Star-Wars-TIE-FIGHTER-Colour-white-black-3D-Metal-Model/32656285676.html

>>56245630
Neither, expedited shipping is one of those chink tricks.
It's not faster.

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Is there a cheaper way to get framed/canvas chink artwork on my walls?

>>56245561
http://www.dx.com/p/14-in-1-universal-car-civil-lock-pick-set-126005

>>56245666
he won

>>56245666
>mfw I got devil trips

>>56245561
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/for-anon/32440571192.html

>>56243145
>that Mercedes ornament

This is clearly a high-end dog rickshaw.

>>56245561
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-arrive-Baby-mouth-car-masturbator-oral-sex-vaginal-masturbation-Penis-youcups-pussy-tenga-egg-Sex/1876323842.html

>tfw no ice silk shimpan for my girlfriend (male)

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>>56245666
>$50 limit
>$49.69
nice

>>56245680
game's over dawg

>>56245561
Baby mouth car meme

>>56245666
Guess ill have to

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Just ordered a Gamesir G3s. Apparently works with Android and Steam sees it as a 360 controller

>>56245713
inb4 you get vanned by the Rozzers

Is it worth it to flash cyanogen on the N3P?
How's the battery life?
I've been wanting to do it for a while, but all the guides are so damn vague that I don't understand shit and thus postpone out of fear of doing something stupid

>>56245731
Ill just lock pick my way out? Fucking idiot

>>56245723
how much?

>>56245753
they only leave you with one lockpick
and then you need to sneak past a guard to get your stuff from a chest

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>>56245723
>Gamesir

>>56245754

£16, but I used some points and paid £13.50

>>56245354
>Click and drag the picture to roll which MIXZA Micro SD you buy
Monkey.

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>>56245297
>>56245305
>>56245344
>>56245509

>He doesn't use the superior monkey face card.

Best external hdd? Fast fast dont wanna do research xddddddd

>>56245561
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Personality-Colorful-Galaxy-Sport-Style-Backpack-Camouflage-Motorcycle-School-Bags-Cool-Computer-Laptop-Male-Backpack-Mochilas/

>>56245834
kys.

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>>56245834

>>56245561

four baby mouth car masturbators

>>56245856
>Kisses you softly
T...thanks

>>56245561
http://www.gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_366473.html

Should I buy these?

KZ-ATE earbuds.

http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216375.html?wid=21

>>56245561
bad game clone cd-rom

>>56245922
guy, it's over

he's buying $49 lockpicks

>>56243145
>china_builds_a_benz_patent_motorwagen.webm

Hey /csg/ what usb cables should I buy that won't break after a week?

Are there any specific brands I should look for?

Is the 20kmAh Xiaomi powerbank for 29$ a good deal or does it go lower?

>>56246029
Rock.

>>56246050
Paper

Are you ready for the chinkshit rockbox revolution?

http://forums.rockbox.org/index.php/topic,51071.105.html

>>56246063
Scissors!

>>56245666
Those are trips not dubs

>>56246149
trips contain dubs

>>56246193
What did he mean by this?

I hope these chinksharkcards actually get 10MB(yte)ps and not 10Mb(it)ps, or else im out 30 bucks.

>>56246468
64/128 GB ones are SDXC

>>56246504
That info doesn't really help me. All I can gather from google is that SDXC allows for 64GB upwards to a couple of terabytes of data, nothing on speed.

>>56246568
Yeah I guess I'm a dumbass, got it mixed up with uhs

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>>56246568
Posting this for the x-th time, results from my 64 GB shark

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I wonder have anyone had luck with banggood's snap up deals?

>>56246645
>X-th time
>Not n time
Why are you even in this board

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>>56246645
Can't say I trust your jap app to get the difference between bytes and bits correctly, so just to confirm, that is mega bytes per second right?

>>56246722
Because I'm a biochemical/biomedical major so I'm more used to x than n, tech is more a hobby of mine.

>>56246786
I just rechecked it and it's indeed set to MegaBytes/second.
Also CrystalDiskMark is a widely used and solid benchmarking tool

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Gearbest sent me a package! The content declaration is not entirely truthful, however...

>>56246880
>Digital caliper
wat

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There was a pair of digital calipers in there though!

They seem to work pretty good, but their cheapness is obvious when you use them. I wish it had a locking function so you don't have to hold the jaws tightly while you look at the measurements. Still though, these calipers will be just perfect for my purposes.

>>56246880
it's an urethra stretcher isn't it

>>56246925
measure your benis

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Next is a USB fan! It seems to work pretty good, I can't wait to use this with my Xiaomi powerbank!

The flexibility gimmick is a lot stiffer than I thought it would be which is good. Also the color gave me the opportunity to use the black backdrop of my chink lightbox for the first time!

>>56246925
>Rimfire
Enjoy your malfunctions

>>56246932
nah it's for measuring how deep the stretcher will go in and its circumference

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Last but not least is a Panasonic 18650! This is probably why GB lied about the contents.

>>56246925
Speaking of batteries, I forgot to mention the calipers came with an LR44 battery inside AND a spare battery which is really nice.

>>56246076
what is rockbox even

>>56246945
Pic is overexposed tbhfam

>>56246961
According to my Nitecore UM10 charger the battery came at 30% charge. No picture because I already put my camera up.

I hope I don't burn my house down.

>>56246961
I can see text/qr under the green plastic. Seems like they just packed a chink cell in green plastic. Or is this normal?

>>56246998
some shitty third party mp3 firmware

>>56246149
squares are rectangles

>>56246961
looks a little fake, as all the green panasonics i've seen have a matte cover.

>>56246925
i've got those and it's nice for £3 calipers they even have a data logging connection port.

>>56247060
Except they are rectangles you daft cunt
>The word rectangle comes from theLatinrectangulus, which is a combination ofrectus(right) andangulus(angle).
90 degrees angles

>>56247102
GB doesn't sell fakes.

>>56243064
Which seller sells the best 18650s with discharge protection? (I already destroyed a unprotected one because my flashlight doesn't stop discharging them when they're under 3V, it's still quite bright so I would have to check the voltage with the multimeter all the time if the battery isn't protected. I only need 1 or 2 batteries, about 2500mAh would be ok if they are cheaper than the high end 3400mAh ones.

>>56243794
probably, but i can't say as i've never used that one unlike the one's i posted which i have.

>>56247138
learn to read

>>56247167
nitecore and xtar, avoid all ultra-house-fires

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>>56247183
Yeah maybe I should, i had a rough day

Got my 681 EVO's. Like them a lot. Their sound is remarkably warm, like I'm actually listening to a live show, and that's both a praise and a critique. Nothing is quite as sharp as it could optimally be, but it's a very pleasant change from more sterile-sounding audio tools.

But getting them, I realized that they are so fragile they might break if I look at them funny. They're also fucking huge. Can anyone at /csg/ recommend headphones, not earphones, for taking out in the bag? Something more durable.

>>56244837
were you think you are

>>56247301
beats solo 2.

>>56247323
in the christian image board /g/

>>56247331
fuck off dre

>>56246040
Anything? I know it's a bit more expensive than before because of the pokemon go bullshit but still?

>>56247217
one of the nitecore batteries costs more than my flashlight

>>56244069
thanks anon

>>56247426
why do you need batteries in your fleshlight

>>56247426
try xtar then, as they are like nitecore but cheaper, or if you can find genuine samsung, LG, sanyo, panasonic, or sony protected cells.

>>56246655
I tried to get the dgi phantom 4 and the blitzwolf robo vac, but it didn't work.

>>56247167
http://www.gearbest.com/batteries/pp_187046.html

>>56247547
1 cell
>can't ship to UK
4 cells
>ships to UK
gearbest must be bullshitting their battery restrictions.

>>56247585
For me it's 1 cell $1.33 shipping, 4 cell free shipping

But I'm not a britbong

>>56247217
They are all Panasonic.

Nitecore takes about 10 dollars to put some plastic around those batteries.

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>>56247750
>>56247750
>>56247750

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Good evening /g/ I'm wondering if you could steer me in the right direction, I have three requests: I'm looking for a gaming mouse, preferably in the design or size of a Microsoft Intellimouse. A pair of in ear headphones, and a high quality webcam that can do at least 720p but emphasis on lens/light management.

thanks!

>>56245630
choose hk anon, it's bretty good..

singapore takes longer, hk is easy to get to from china (they smuggle your package over the border to send it with that country's dhl service)

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>>56245118
>grew this red bacteria stuff that got all over
Sounds like your nutbladdder is broken.

>>56246076
any more info on this development?

When is Mi Pad 3 coming out?

2 gb of ram for windows 10 isn't enough

>>56248356
I just don't know where the memes begin and the information starts with this thread.

>>56248473
I think the problem is using windows 10.

>>56248835
I live in sg and generally the post here is shit. Customer support is good but the mailmen are shit.

>>56248841
It is a lot more productive and usable than android meme os