A crisis

>>56240257

fuck off with your shill post.

DUAL FAN LAPTOP MASTERRACE!

>>56240257
>how will you keep your laptop from overheating?
Well firstly I woul-

>AMD graphic card
Buy a new laptop.

>>56240257
hairdryer on cold setting duct taped over the inlet.

>>56240257
macbook (the one without fans) doesn't have this problem

put it in the mini fridge

>>56240269
Never laughed so hard thanks anon

>>56240257
I use one of those USB cooling pad things. It's great.

>>56240257

Under clock/undervolt the fuck out of the CPU and GPU as much as you can remaining stable

Unless you need the processing power for 'work', in which case you're pretty fucked

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>>56240257
The fan in my laptop already turns its self off at low usage, If it breaks it will probably just thermal throttle.

>>56240282
Wouldn't the laptop get wet and eventually stops working?

>>56240320
Those things are a meme it only brings the laptop 2-5 C

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>>56240275
>800mhz

>>56240282
underrated post right there

>>56240336
Hot lapop in cold fridge is fine, cold laptop in hot air will condense moisture on it, so just don't let it get too cold.

That weird Asus GX700 watercooling thing

>>56240257
I'd have to solder a resistor to the fan header since my laptop refuses to start if the fan stops working

fire up my terminal and type in:

echo 35 | sudo tee /sys/devi<TAB>sy<TAB>/cp<TAB>in<TAB>max<TAB><ENTER>

and done

have my secratary blow into the intake whenever i want to use my laptop

Depends on how willing you are to bastardize it.

1. No modification:
Disable absolutely everything that's not vital for what you do at any given moment.
Tweak settings too obviously. Buy bags of crushed ice and tin foil, wrap it around ice bag, make somewhat even surface, put laptop on it.

2. Slightly customized:
Remove fan, get lots of copper wire, remove isolation, jam as much as possible in the coolers to make nigger rigged passive cooling. Don't put the cover back on and have a lump of copper wire next to your laptop. Obviously you could still add ice.

3. Fuck it up:
Basically an extension of 2, remove plastic casing where needed and solder wire of different thickness directly to the heat pipes and build better cooler to put ice on or next to a fan/ac.

All of these can be done in a few hours with up to 10 bucks, given you carry basic tools and are able to scavenge, improvise and are not retarded. Experience in bastardizing things in general is helpful

I wouldn't use it, switch to a backup netbook

also,
>using unreliable hardware
>he doesn't have a pre T440 thinkpad, or a HP/Dell business line laptop

>>56240842
Or trying to fix the fan.

>>56240257
My Surface 3 doesn't have a fan and doesn't come close to overheating because the Atom consumes less power than a Snapdragon 800 series SoC.

Put laptop next to sink, place long bit of metal under laptop and under faucet. Turn tap on making sure that water goes down and doesnt run across to the laptop.

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>>56240257
by getting a cooling pad

>You're on a business trip
cool
> you're working on your laptop
ok

>but the fan suddenly stops working
oh no.

>buy a new laptop
>use the old hard drive
ta-da
takes 30 minutes.

If I'm not in a hurry I just give my laptop to a shop.

>>56240257
> god mode: using HP laptop with an AMD graphic card

anything bought post 2011 has switchable graphics anyways... so the dGPU is essentially off when not in use.

my laptop is fanless :3

>>56240990
Not everyone is a multi billionaire like you anon

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>>56240257
> god mode: using HP laptop with an AMD graphic card

>>56241866
>business trip

claim it as a fukken business expense, even if the company won't buy you a new/used one you get it as a tax write off

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>>56241866
Not everyone pays for laptops in Zimbabwean dollars

>>56240257
Tell my customer they need to requisition me a laptop so they aren't paying for idle on site time.

>>56240257
underclock the CPU and hope the ambient temperatures aren't too high

>>56241085
Do you proceed to cook ham on it or what?

>>56240990
This is the only correct answer. Clearly none of the other posters have ever been on a business trip, and most are probably NEETs.

>>56242320
Zimbabwean dollars were suspended in 2015

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>>56242459
Have they? Damn it I've still not managed to convert my 1946-issue Hungarian 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 pengő notes

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>>56240257
Oil the bearing.

>>56240257
I have a ThinkPad x1 hybrid. If it's basic productivity, I just transfer the documents before switching to Android and continue working.

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>using HP laptop with an AMD graphic card
I actually had one of those a few years back. Shit was awful.

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>>56240257
Is it a Pavillion or an Elite/ProBook pre-Ivybridge? If yes, pic related.

nice try OP, my laptop doesn't have anything that spins inside it.

is this the answer you wanted?

>>56240257
Put it in a plastic bag and submerge it in water.

Fun fact:

Apple computers throttle with normal use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DyUitTVWlw

>>56240257
>be me
>own Chinknovo S440
>i5-4200U
>only one fan
>fails
>limit power to "eco"
>laptop running stable at 45°C
>still enough power for minimal usage
>Since Chinknovo, the fan was easy and cheap to replace
Felt good.