Anyone on /g/ have a startup?

I don't know about have one but I am currently working for one as their lead sysadmin

I'm the gilfoyle of the company

>>56231256 Interesting! So what exactly does your startup do?

>>56231256
>I'm the gilfoyle of the company

So everyone hates you?

>>56231049

Working on getting it out the door now. In reality, it's ready, but I need to tighten up the graphics on level 3.

But seriously, I'm actually just doing a few last minute changes to improve the user experience by farming out some of the synchronous load to a job queue rather than blocking execution and making the user wait.

>>56231049
>Posting a snack dick

>>56231379
Right on, so I'm guessing it's a game.
What kind of game is it?

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>>56231429

>>56231470

I was actually making reference to an old Westwood College commercial that had criminally bad acting. I'm an oldfag, that commercial is probably 15 years old by now.

It's a web application designed to securely store and distribute end of life documents.

>>56231572
Yeah, never seen it.
Ok, so for wills and the sort right?
Seems pretty interesting.
What got you started on that?

>>56231300
Ur mum XDDDDD

>>56231722

Friend got cancer, docs told him he had three months, and he survived. Realized what a shitshow trying to get all that stuff together was and came up with the idea. Asked me what it would take, told him 90 days, a shitload of coffee, and 49% stake. At first he balked, then realized the timelines that companies were giving him were insane and the cost was very high.

>>56231744
Hey, be careful!
She's getting old!

What is difference between startup and small business? I can't find difference. Only hipster name.

>>56231049
CJ?

>>56231327

the only person who hates Gilfoyle is Dinesh.

anon confirmed pajeet

>>56231049
I founded one once, we became obsolete and closed in 3 years, but with a nice profit margin

>>56233427
Small businesses are built around the idea of selling products or services to consumers for profit. Startups are built around the idea of selling bullshit to investors for funding.

>>56233474
Dinesh and Gilfoyle are friends