/g/ humor

>>56228544
I put little baby heatsinks on my pi and no one gets it :(

>>56228749
I do, heatsinks are one thing but this is overkill

>>56228749
You want a fucking cookie?
People put 1,500 dollar loops on their i5's that they oc to 4.1ghz, is that funny? IS IT PUNK?!

>>56229282
>1500 dollar loop
Why not directly go with phase change?

>>56229304
I don't know, ask those fuckers.

>>56228544
>he doesnt OC his pi to 3 GHZ
wow

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>>56229578
what is funny about this? why the fuck is it 2 pixels wider and higher than it should be?

>>56229598
Vi förstår inte somaliska.

Swedish on G? Get the fuck back to /int/

>>56229598
>>56229623
No Somalian on our English board for mongolian stone-throwing please.

>>56228544
A classic xbox 360 heatsink would fit almost perfectly on there

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>>56229282

>>56229888
kek

>>56229888
TFW I started that thread, TFW it evolved into something much more than innocent bait, what we saw out there was beyond evil never in my life have I seen such atrocities, may god have mercy on our souls.

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>>56228544

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>>56229780

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Local gas station

>>56230265
PAJEET MY SON

>>56230265
>that subtle eye twitch.
top kek

>>56229929
>libertardian
opinion discarded.

>>56229282

yeah kinda

>>56229640
Prtscreen then crop in paint I'd guess

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>>56230265
I would fuck a pajeet girl tb.h

>>56232580
Why the hell didn't they mount it the other way and save another 0.25yuan per unit?

>>56232742
muwahaha

>>56232666
They're chinese, not hebrew.

>>56232742
I'm sad that it took me a second to figure out what was so wrong about this one.

It's pretty funny.

>>56230505
>phase change
usb port?
>doubtful

>>56232909
>not checking the floopy disk drive first

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>>56232963

>>56230265
That filename

>>56232524
Its friday

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>>56232963

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>>56229977
mfw you have no face

>>56233245
what's wrong with that penis in the gloryhole?

>>56233109
kek

>>56233110
whats wrong with ccleaner?

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>>56233197

>>56233377
>dell gaming mouse must be the problem

>>56233418
took me a second
What is that? A suicide shower?

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>>56233468
brazil

>>56229282
Maybe if you add a wallet chain and mohawk?!

>>56233418
Electroshock stimulation OP.

>>56233480
>>56233418
>>56233109

jesus christ that's terrifying
This is a /g/ humor thread. Not a horror thread

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>"Sir, this is the third router we've had to service this year." Said the Cisco tech.
>"We don't know what's happening!"
>Cisco tech looks on table.
>Cisco tech spots the ether killer.
>"Is this the reason?"

>>56228749
Lol fuggin nerd

>>56233468
Third world countries don't have gas lines going directly to their houses so if they use boilers, it's really expensive because of transportation/delivery costs.

The alternatives are filling buckets of water and sticking a shorted out coil inside the bucket or using one of these electric shower heads.

I assume they work the same way as the coil.
It justs flat out shorts and heats up the water as it passes.

Yes, i'm being serious.
I've been to mexico and guatemala and these things are sold at EVERY hardware store.
They are pretty common.
I've used them when visiting other peoples homes and in cheap hotels and have had no problems but I have heard of people being shocked but not killed.

>>56229623
>>56229640
I can just see the smug sons of bitches who snicker at this kind of thing. The pinched head, Trilby wearing fucks shaking their heads and thinking, (or saying, for the sake of anyone close enough to over hear them,) "When will these poor Microsoft plebs learn? My custom-made OS, 'Ozone Paradigm: Zero' is the only software worth using. These sheeple with their direct X, flash players, and Java will eat up any bullshit bucketed their way like the ignorant swine they are. "

>>56233542
holy shit lol

the webpage for etherkiller is pretty funny too

>>56233605
>tfw taking hour-long baths and leaving the drain semi open and water flowing so the bath water won't get cold and the noise relaxes me
Suddenly no longer want to move out from Russia.

>>56232666
Diabolical suggestion bro

>>56230283
I want stormniggers to go back to pol

>>56233706
Soviet LED.

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>>56229977
Calm down son

>>56233319
Go back to /b/

>>56233115
1/10

>>56232808
kek

>>56232742
>>56232807
>>56232867
What is going on here?

>>56233870
nevermind I see the magnet now

>>56233871
made me giggle

>>56233871
made me kill myself

>>56233197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S76pHIYx3ik
What a heathen.

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Someone made their ram faster, clears much faster and permanently!

>>56234208
amazingly, this is brilliant
if you could force the OS to run on one stick and your buggy progs to run on this stick

>>56234072
>>56233951
>>56233871

oh wow
http://imgur.com/gallery/Y9Sa0

>>56234319
>Oh yes, little bobby tables we call him

>>56234319
This wouldn't actually work, would it?

>>56234357
Depends on how much they sanitize their inputs.

>>56234357
Yes it would but I doubt you can encounter one where this still works, maybe in some city in the sticks but then why would they need cameras.

>>56234368
I'm confused as to how this actually works/what it does.

So the camera takes a picture of the car, sees the command, and does what? Shuts down? I'm just not seeing how this could possibly work.

>>56232524
Kinda looks like Anetta Keys

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Block your neighbors WiFi and lose your eyesight!

>>56234398
lrn2database.

>>562334
>>56234398
Sql injection.

If you don't check the input. You can inject a drop table command directly to the database. Only real bad programmers and real old ui's allow rhis.

>>56234679
kek

>>56234679
Yeah this is one of my faves. Friggin' jade...

>>56234861
>>56234875
these can't be real
there's no way, man

>>56228804
You've clearly never run an RP3 under load. Those things heat up to 80C and then start clocking down to like 25% speed.

>>56234932
I don't even get this one.

>>56233480
>>56233418
from the diy rekt thread. C'mon man, participate on the diy board instead of shitting up this one. That board needs the content.

>>56229578
i too remember 2006

>>56233871
reddit type of cancer

>>56232524
I legit have curry fever. Fucking hell.

>>56234971
> greater than
< less than

>>56235020
>Living Things came out in 2012
>2006

wait i shouldn't know that

>>56232963
holy shit my stomach hurts from laughing so hard at the typing

>>56233605
That's how people heat up water in prison. Called a stinger.

>>56233718
Honestly.

>>56234760
>Only real bad programmers and real old ui's allow rhis.
If only that were true...

>>56235398
it has to be really old. i haven't even heard of rhis.

>>56234888
IIRC a website asked users to create the mosts obnoxious way to ask a user for his phone number, these where the entries

>>56235715
Have the site / archive.org link?
>>56234760
If only bad programmers and old UI's do this, I'm Queen of England. It's almost like you've never seen any other person's code.

>>56233418
>>56233516
>>56235008
>>56233468
There are 0 chances of anything happening. Every home uses electric showers (expensive as fuck) and all of them have ground cables.

I would be more afraid of having a tank of gas/piped gas in my house than anything else. You can isolate electricity, gas you don't.

>>56235862
>gas you don't
Are you sure, senpai?

>>56232580
Wouldn't 2 dyna bolts make it heavier than a normal ssd?

>>56235881
Yes.

>>56235750
Doesn't that mean you've only seen a bad programmer's code then?

>>56235750
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=please+enter+your+phone+number

>>56235066
>tfw i liked my zune

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>>56236025
Everyone likes Zune except everyone who didn't use a Zune :-/

>>56234281
This can't be real.

>but you know deep down it is.

>>56234900
underrated

>>56235599
Was popular in the late 90s

>>56232742
bitch gonna catch them hands

>>56233719
kek

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>>56232918
Well, at least they aren't on fire yet so it must be idle.

>>56235715
the guy should have added a captcha that appears if the plus is clicked too fast
wouldn't want anyone to miss their number now would we?

>>56236812
>AMD
not even once

>>56230505
The local shell had a similar issue with the gas station TV BSOD'd with a video error code.

>>56229304
Diminishing returns?

>>56236946

>tfw you never personally got to know the awesome that was demonoid

>>56231936
Cuck spotted.

>>56236986
>tfw you thought demonoid was boss until you found private trackers

>>56233109
does this work?

>>56236812
Why all the AMD FX hate? that thing is really good for the money if you're using rendering software that can handle 8 threads.

>>56237993
limited application
>as a man, i could use a maxi-pad to bandage a wound, but that's such a special case, i choose not to keep pads around.

>>56234971
It's binary search.

>>56233377

Holy shit normies are stupid

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oc

>>56238110
please tell me you were giving an important presentation and lots was riding on it

>>56233377
2k dollars wasted
he deserved it

>>56236828
holy shet this is comedy gold

>>56234969
top fucking kek

>>56234969
>>56234957
>>56234932
>>56234918
>>56234900
>>56234888
>>56234875
>>56234861
These look more like an art project than anything else. Not ever mad, anyone have sauce?

>>56236828
You dun turbospeng'd the intergaggle again anon

>>56238260
http://qz.com/679782/programmers-imagine-the-most-ridiculous-ways-to-input-a-phone-number/

>>56229623
>>56229640
SEB
I'm not förvånad at all.

>>56238219
this is what pajeet should be learning in middle school

>>56234900
HAHA

>>56233376
botnet

>>56237894
Not, simply not.
Having a physical bucket full of "protective earth" is a lot like watering a binary tree.

>>56232580

I got two of these and refunded some time ago ty alibaba : )

>>56238219
Nostalgia. I remember back before Internet access was widespread we shared such images on floppies in highschool.

>>56230283
You must be 18+ to post on this board.

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>>56240816
n-n-nice to see someone using my OC..

>>56232742
It's a fucking HD disk and a measly fridge magnet, this won't affect the disk at all.

>>56233418
Proper thick grounding wire going out, don't see the problem here.

>>56234208
Hardware mod to switch timings

>>56234357
The last picture used to work on some early systems, we tried this shit too when speed cameras started being a thing.

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>>56240870
>>56234357
Of course it's not using those shitty cameras on the first picture, it used actual high definition photo cameras that took stills, like pic related.
The real time one's never used a SQL system.

>>56234861
>>56234875
>>56234900
>>56234918
>>56234932
>>56234957
>>56234969

Stop reposting that shit, they have been on every thread for the past month.

>>56233197
What is that "••••" appearing after pressing tab? I want that plugin. Also, is that status bar powerline?

>>56237823
>2004+12
>still using private trackers

>>56240832
You obviously didn't post it yourself so someone had to do it, retrofag.

>>56228544
>>56229578
>>56229623
>>56229780
>>56230283
>>56229888
>>56229929
>>56230265
>>56232868
>>56233377
This shit is not remotely funny
Fuck off to reddit with your pseudointellectual fedora bullshit

>>56241066
Fuck off.

>>56241066
This. Especially the poo in loo one.

>>56232918
this would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that AMD has never released an 11-core CPU

>>56241224
>hating on AMD
>AMD being know to be better in only one thing VS Intel and that is multi core

>>56241224
So a program without support for multithreading magically multi threads on an Intel CPU and not a AMD one?

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>>56241288
>>56241310

ELEVEN core CPU you dumbfucks
NO-ONE is EVER going to release an ELEVEN core CPU

>>56233418
how did you get inside my bathroom

>>56235083
>tfw no qtpi american collage age curry grill to do homework with

>>56235862
you are actually the dumbest person I've ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k

>>56241377
>ELEVEN core CPU you dumbfucks
>NO-ONE is EVER going to release an ELEVEN core CPU
Spinal Tap would. :(

>>56234401
ngl I'm gonna make a magnetron gun once I get a broken microwave.

>>56229929
what the fuck does haskell have to do with politics?
fuck off

>>56242074
Oh look, bigclivedotcom, like we haven't seen the video linked 100 times, did you even watch it?
There's nothing that can happen if you have a separate ground running from it like in the picture.

Yes, if someone would cut the ground while you are using it, you might feel a small buzz, if someone cut the ground AND one of the live wires, then you would get electrocuted on spot.

>>56242118
Been there, done that. Actually harder to focus the waves, a magnetron like that will spill them all over.

>>56242149
did you even watch it?

He clearly goes over the dangers involved even if a ground is connected.

If you wanna grab live wires to heat up be my guest.

>>56242167
Yea, that's the biggest problem. I was thinking of making some kind of focusing dish, but I'm not sure what's involved in that yet.

>>56242183
>Yes, if someone would cut the ground while you are using it, you might feel a small buzz, if someone cut the ground AND one of the live wires, then you would get electrocuted on spot.

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>>56232918

>>56242217
5 core CPU?
No better than the other shitty pic.

>>56242196
No way that's real?

>>56242230
The other 6 are off-screen

>>56229737
>G

>>56242295
Ohh same like in >>56232918 then.
Did you hear that >>56241377?

>>56242265
http://www.ncr.com/retail/department-specialty-retail/assisted-service-hardware/real-pos-terminals

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>>56235066

>>56242196
whats wrong with this?

>>56233197

>uses mouse to focus the terminal
hoo wee.

>>56241066
>>56240894

you must be new here

>>56242370
real Piece Of Shit

>>56242387
Point Of Sale, that can't be the joke

>>56242405
ya, i was explaining to him what it looks like, aka whats wrong with it

>>56233480
that red cable should have a tag "to nefarious devices"

>>56231936
why dont libcucks like the truth?

>>56242265
POS means Point Of Sale in this case.
It's a cash register machine. You can tell by the card swipe slot in the keyboard.

>>56230265
Source?

>>56233871
Street address

>>56230265
Source.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dliUKvE_wo

>>56233418
That's surprisingly safe. May not look it but the exposed wire is ground.

>>56234298
If it's not plugged in and you waited for it to dry and the force of the water wasn't to high then nothing wrong with this.

>>56233706
if this isn't shopped, then wow, just wow.

>>56233719
made me chuckle

>>56232666
If they were that smart they would start producing real HDD's and will become sub manufacturer for Toshiba for example.

>>56233871
>Oh you geeky nerd!!!

>>56233871
Isn't this shiet from that stupid new show about """"hacking"""???

>>56233719
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>56234298
I've actually done this.
Airdried it afterwards and it still works great.

>>56233721
Oh god, I liked some of the songs of this girl. brb deleting them

>>56236901

Kinda already passed that when considering a $1000 loop.

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>>56229973

>>56232666

They probably solder it outside of the case. That speeds up assembly. This is the easiest way to fold the extra wiring.

>>56230265
There must have been a lot of poo in that laptop.

>>56243322
too soon

>>56242106
As author of humorous comment 56241377, this made me smile

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>>56229640
I saw a better one a few weeks ago

>>56233542
nothing wrong with this, its called power over ethernet

>>56244301
It's an actual thing and called ethernet killer, used when your company won't upgrade it's tech.

>>56232987
Lol

>>56233197
Nice lag mate. I'll stick with Mac OS

>>56244218
Damn, I would come back dressed differently and try to hack that mainframe.

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>>56244415

>>56233377
> He thinks Star Wars is a company

>>56242739
Has someone decrypted this?

>>56229973
10/10

>>56245027
Fuck off.

>>56245088
>>56245027
I'm so fucking pissed I fell for this dogshit.

>>56242521
173.168.15.1

>>56244776
It's unreal because of all these 1, I, l, 0, O, Q symbols - any OCR will shit itself on that blurry image. We'll need to bruteforce it to even get the encrypted message right.

>>56233454
>>56238089
>>56238165
>>56244756

It's a pasta you retards.

>>56230265
Thinkpad would have survived.

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r8 my build

>>56245885
Does this actually work?

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>>56245885
no u

>>56234903
Its shit then. Fuck the heat sinks and get somethng better than a pi.

Fuck you Emma

>>56244433
Dont forget your trenchcoat, sunglassses and fedora.

>>56246142
who? arent everyone "anonymous" here

>>56245973
>Summoning_Satan.jpg

>>56238601
[citation needed]

Fuck you Emma

>>56246562
who?

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>>56246207

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sry emma this is a /comfy/ thread now

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>>56246209
Excuse me?

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>>56246627
>>56246706
>>56246142
stop making emma a forcred /g/ meme it's never going to happen just give up already also contributing to the comfy stuff

>>56230265

>"NOH, MY TEK SAPPORT MACHIN"

>>56246811
What about fetch? That's still happening, right?

>>56240833
We know, you fag.

>>56246902
Fuck off, you dip.

>>56246843
Fuck you, Gretchen.

>>56229977
>started
you need to post a link to that thread

>>56229578
humor, not cringe

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>>56247101
genuinely irloled, it's been a while in those threads

>>56233719
Fucking kek

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found this in a dollar store an hour ago but did not buy it

>>56247660
You should have.

>>56247660
Was it in the laundry detergent aisle?

>>56233418
Bigclive anyone?

>>56235066
What's the joke

The zune was fantastic. Hell, still is. My Gen1 has never failed me since it launched.

>>56247707
it literally just does the same things as CCleaner. i'm watching the video now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZwtF30qIM
>they tried peddling this shit for $60

>>56247660
i didn't even notice that. it's somehow trying to subtley invoke the cleaning power of Tide in old white people's brains by ripping off their logo

>>56247849
this one is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwfH3eaKdM8

>>56234208
Rowhammer defense mechanism

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>>56236812

>>56234298
that's nothing I was with a "technician" and he done this multiple times with MoBos, said sometimes it's the only and last resort to revive dem dirty electronics

>>56242217
It still amazes me how inept the russians are at coding their games, pic relatet
>62k files in 4500 folders

>>56233605
they are not common in the part of México where I live, and 60A sounds like a fast painless death

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>>56248230

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>>56248265
you have mods or many replays?

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>>56232524
>>56235083
>tfw dating skinny first gen indian american gurl. all da looks with none of the dothead regressive mental gymnastics
be jelly

>>56233480
That's better than solar.

>>56245552
An old thinkpad would have survived. The T430 onward removed the spill protection

>>56232666
because if they mounted it the other way, it would be USB A male to USB A male
and that would be gay and prohibited by the party

>>56248617
>having a gf at all
Yeah, I'm jelly anon....

>>56249070
I straightened my back

>>56249070
man all the apple employees are like people who failed at life and had to get a min wage job. Just cause they have some experience with mac, they are hired.

the longer you look at the employees in the picture the more it makes sense eventhough the joke is the poor guy with a crooked spine.

3quater pants, seriously? baka

>>56229638
In all honesty what is the highest you could OC a Pi?

>>56249125
>man all the apple employees are like people who failed at life and had to get a min wage job

Actually, applicants to those retail stores go through vigorous multi-stage interviews and group assessments. They sit you down at a round table with like 20+ other applicants and make you do shit to prove you can 'stand out' or are sociable or some bullshit. It is stupid really for the type of work you do which is practically nothing but making sure that you see to customers in the store who are browsing. You gotta be able to sell shit or sound like you know your shit or have a pretty face basically.

>>56232742
>This image is everyone on "PC humor" sites

A fridge magnet isn't going to wipe a high density floppy.

>>56249215
Is this actually bad?

>>56248265
>>56248399
Hes got the SD version without the HD models and textures.

>>56234357
not these days

>>56228544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QrlBEj_VgY

OC

>>56229888
provide an archive link reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>56249413
No, it's just funny.

>>56244475
ask me how do I know that this terminal emulator is a gazillion GB webkit bullshit

>>56229640
>taking a photo

use print screen you idiot

>>56250538

Printscreen an ATM?

>>56250538
dis nigga high

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>>56242723
>I had a fear that I would drop my spaghetti and look like a crazy tinfoiler
>hands in a encrypted resume

>>56246811
>the tv is on channel 69

>>56233109
Is the metal rod leaning against the yellow rails?

Good bye to whoever leans against that rail.

>>56238165
It just makes me wonder how stupid people are. And thinking about it more it makes me mad it's stupid people with money.