What do you call it /g/?

desu I mostly just call it "a USB"

>>56228078
USB stick.

space slice

>Clé USB

>>56228078
That's pretty funny. My professor called it a jump drive today in class.

micro usb hard disk drive

I call it "Uwe" because its short and "Uwe's B stick" sounds like USB stick.
My name is Uwe btw

I call mine a pci-e drive. But I'm from the future and that's what we migrated to.

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>>56228078
why are flash drive and flash stick in completely different categories?

Neither are inaccurate. This is flash memory, self "flashing" EEPROM.

>mfw Americans call a self-flashing EEPROM chip with microcontroller universal serial bus-compatible device a "flash drive"

>compliant solid state drive

Made me chuckle.

Multi masser moobler probe

>>56228130
What's the current Mo to MB conversion rate?

dongle masterrace reporting in

>>56228134
Show Uwe's A stick

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>using "dongle" unironically

we call it 'stick' here

>>56228078
Here in poland literally everyone calls it pendrive. Its kinda hard switching your habots like that

Autism Detector

>>56228078
just flash

flash drive. but usb mass storablahblah is severe autism tier. memory stick or flash stick is much better.

>>56228078
The "we just had this same fucking thread yesterday" thread.

>>56228712
I ironically unironically use "dongle".

>>56228130
USB key

>>56228078
Where the fuck did jump drive even come from?

Why is it called pen drive

I say piss drive and nobody complains

usb disk

Almost always flash drive, but for some reason I tend to call it a USB stick if I'm using it to boot or repair an OS

>>56228078
My teacher at college used to flip out at me if i called it a usb stick or flash drive

"Tom it is a pen drive you call it pen drive ok?"

Stick.

Interestingly enough, almost everyone I talk to on a regular basis calls it that too.
Might be a German thing though, because the English word 'stick' sticks out, pun not intended.

>>56228254
>>mfw Americans
Whoa, had to check and make sure we weren't in /pol/

>>56230199
I'm going to start. Truly patrician

botnet

>>56228078
Stuff Stick
Hoard Board
Archival Memory Unit
USB Storage Device
Thingie

I usually say flash drive, and sometimes USB drive/stick.

Fuck anyone that says thumb drive or jump drive. Hell, I'd rather hear pen drive than that shit.

>>56228078
USB, or "stick"

Dongle.

>>56228078

Memory stick.


Also, fuck you.

>>56228078

Sticky in the Netherlands (and all other variants).

penis

>Clé USB
USB Key in French

>>56228078
It's called a Jump thumb you fucking tard.

>>56228078
Where would USB Key land on your chart?

[spoiler]Not relevant to me because I say thumb drive, just curious[/spoiler]

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>>56228112
this

universal serial bus-compliant solid state drive electronic media storage device

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Pluggley wuggleys, knew a chick who called them this, her reasoning was she thought it was cute. I really hope she's killed herself by now.

"Memoria USB"
USB memory

fuck Mexican Spanish

>>56230840
newfag

>>56231854

Same in Italy, more or less.

>Chiavetta (small key) USB
> Just Chiavetta in informal conversation

>>56228078
stick

Flash drive since 2003.

>>56230602
Here in Brazil we call it pen drive. I just follow along because using other terms mean people won't understand what i'm talking about.

>>56232460
Its like how brits named a boat 'boaty mcboatface'

Jump drive sounds like some shit outta star trek

When I try to talk in English I said flash drive.

When I speak in Spanish, pen or pendrive is enough.

Memory Stick

>>56234375
Everyone calls them pendrive in Spanish, at least in my country. Which is a good thing, since people used to call them "mp3s"

>>56234463
pen drive in portuguese too

I usually call it a flash drive.

Flash drive

>>56233630
>>56234375
>>56234463
>>56234546
Why is it called pen drive in third world

>>56235705
>shit tier
>pen drive
self explanatory

>>56236820
Why isnt it puta drive or some nonsense then

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Clé usb

>>56230412
"Jump Drive" is the brand name that Lexar uses for their drives.
http://www.lexar.com/products/usb-flash-drives

>>56228078
USB magical storage wand

>>56228078
флeшкa

fleshka or flæshka depending on the accent

>>56236860
>puta drive
topkek

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discstick

>>56237663
*clef

>>56228078
Thumb drive. My IT boss kept calling it that, so the name stuck.

>>56228078
Holy kek I had a teacher who always referred to these at jump drives, no one ever knew what the fuck he was taking about kek

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Zip Disquettes

>>56228078
chiavetta usb

>>56228078
Portable Universal Serial Bus compliant Solid State Zip Disquette Storage Device.

>not even joking this time

its a memory stick dickhead

USB penis

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>>56240525
I don't think so, captain.

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>>56228078
>Calling it anything other than a Universal Serial Benis
wew lad

i simply refer to it as "whore"

Jump drive lol

>>56228254
If I hear someone say flash stick, they're getting getting punched in the face.

>>56234330
They don't.

>>56228093
USB is a port

I call it a memory stick

I call it m(ass)usb. I usually omit the ass so it becomes musb.

I generally call it a USB thumb zip or pocket ssd

>>56235705
Probably because the first widely commercially available flash drives were elongated, and stores called them that, and it just stuck.

>>56228078
>zip disquette
EVERY TIME

>>56242664
I don't get it. Does no one remember what actual zip disks were?

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>>56237916
Clé

>>56228078
A duck's mouth.

>>56228134
Uwe Boll's Dick

>>56228078
Pooter pickler.

>>56228078
Either flash drive or usb drive.

>>56228134

Why is this so funny?

>>56243274
Dick jokes

>arguing about this shit
holy fuck this board is seriously autistic

Zip disquette

Everyone calls them "USB stick" in Germany.

>>56243333

There's no dick joke in there. It's more like a German pronunciation joke.

>>56243376

Who is Uwe and why does he own so many B sticks?

My fiancée calls it a jump drive and it makes me want to backhand her. I call it a USB stick.

>>56228078
South African's call them stiffies.