What went wrong?

>>56227433
IN

Loo

>>56227443
THE

Jews

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>>56227449
found pajeet

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>More relevant

What went wrong?
Jobs died.

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>>56227457
found ahmed

Steve Ballmer

>>56227518
After a entire year of not only giving away Windows 10 but forcing it to download through Windows Update that is hilarious.

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>>56227471

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>Religion of Peace

>>56227524
what about Bob?

>>56227436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y

>>56227424
Pajeet hindu nuffin CEO

PRISM got exposed

>>56227653
Is this real?

>>56227424
Nothing. They had a gross margin of nearly 60% last quarter.

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>>56227707
yeah... it's expensive and hard to find though

>>56227424
No POSIX compliance.

The rest of the world will leave them behind because no one wants to go through the pain of making their software Windows-compatible with their Frankenstein's monster of an API.

Nothing.

>>56227424
They don't actually make any products that people like and want to use, they're just stuck with it through necessity.

Microsoft is honestly lucky OSX only runs officially on Apple hardware. If it didn't have the hardware price tag associated with it most normies wouldn't use Windows.

>>56227424
Everything. All they had to do was release a worthy desktop-focused update to Windows 7. They could've fixed the update system of Windows 7, added workspaces, updated the driver model and added exclusive support for DX12 and called it "Windows 7 Ver. 2" and the shit would have sold like hotcakes, but it's obviously more lucrative change every IP they own into a cloud/data-mining service and get those fat kickbacks from the lawless Obama administration.

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>>56227609

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>>56227614
dindu mayne
>>56227890
woah. blew my mind but that is so true

Microsoft has a monopoly on the OS market, they are abusing that monopoly by forcing 'upgrades' that people dont want. MS can get away with anything, it doesnt matter how bad windows has become, their 95% marketshare will use it without question. The public is to blame for tolerating MS's monopolistic price gouging, so the public is a victim of their own stupidity for putting up with it without question.

>>56227450
toilet.

>>56227518
>give 10 for free
>7 still surpasses it
>XP still 10% of marketshare

kek

>>56227836
>no one wants to go through the pain of making their software Windows-compatible
They still do go through it tho

>>56227742
Making more money from patent trolling Android phone makers than from selling Windows phones.

>>56227836
And yet theyll continue to comply for another 50 yrs.

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>>56228389
> the public is a victim of their own stupidity

>>56228729
lmfao where is this from?

>>56227518
>mfw my bro updated my PC to win10

C-can I go back, please?

>>56227614
white people are closer to nuffins than indians tho; Indians really dindu nuffin but are also brown, which confuses the white man

>>56227543
What ? I'm still on windows 8

>>56228729
Look at that desperate pajeet's face when he realizes he has to redo all of his javascript assignment or he won't see any rupee deposited on his account.

>>56228729
>>56228866
looks like some indian TV show

>>56229085
>white people are closer to nuffins than indians tho;
>smelly
>irritating
>poverty ridden homeland
k

>>56227468
what's this from originally?

>>56227436
I've been using a mac for 4 years and haven't received a single "pay to update" window, they've always been free. Maybe this comic is old as fuck? or maybe I'm autistic and they were just implying that everything Apple costs money and that was the joke.

Anyhow, shit comic.

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>>56229334
> macmeme to rewrite history like they didn't used to charge.
About time you guys stopped getting cucked.......as much

>>56229240
I meant more disposition toward violence.
Indians are lots of things but generally gravitate away from criminality.

>>56229388
Tell us more lies, Ashmad

>>56229414
well, you can look for some stats but in fact it's quite obvious considering household income of diaspora indians tends to rank at the top, and wealthier people are usually smart enough or not desperate enough not to do shit that lands them in prison.

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>>56229492
Harsh and barbaric punishments and the Indiansmarrght meme is really just our exposure to the cream of the crop

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>>56228866
>>56229208
It's called "Poo in the Loo" by Pajeet Sing Sat Nam Porem Harshabat

>>56229787
>Harsh and barbaric punishments
even that is relatively rare; what does happen makes it onto national news.

>Indiansmarrght meme is really just our exposure to the cream of the crop
Who else would you be talking about? You're only at risk of crime from the people you live around, obviously.

As far as Indians in general, India started industrializing in the 1950s; Until then its labor and resources were mostly contributing to industrialization in the UK and European civilization in general. It's still 50% subsistence farmers and still backward and uneducated.
Meritocracy, liberalism, reduction in poverty, and increased access to infrastructure will allow the population to approach its actual competitive potential over time.

>>56229492
>being this poo
Pajeet pls

>>56227424
what went wrong with AOL

>>56227518
XP is 16 years old now
people don't want to change
they invented a vacuum cleaner
xerox parc invented a vacuum cleaner
apple invented a vacuum cleaner, before
m$ .. people have a cleaner with enough attachments. They cannot resell 'OS' (filing system, GUI). They never did much with it

>>56230000
charging to remove the ads on the card game

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>>56227586
He's Hindu, not Muslim. They have been persecuted and mass-murdered by Muslims for centuries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Hindus

>>56230191

>implying Hinduism is not a religion of peace

>>56230206
They're much more peaceful than Islamists, that's for sure.

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>>56227436
daaamn dis is old shit, ~2010

>>56229334 see ^

>>56229322
Silicon valley

>>56230219
They are all lowlifes

Corporate culture crushing innovation and competitive spirit of developers.

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>>56227424
Smartphones happened, but Microsoft didn't jump on the train until it was too late to become a front-row player, now they're a backseat to Apple and Google in the market.

>>56227890
> If it [OSX] didn't have the hardware price tag associated with it most normies wouldn't use Windows.

Probably true.
t. linux user

>>56230012
Microsoft could've literally won over a bunch of people like my mother if they paid some random college grad to make a few card games and advertised something like "over 25 new games added in windows 10! Upgrade now for free!", but they opted to go full jew mode with it. Instead she's still running 7 because "it works fine, why change it."

Microsoft's incompetence continues to astound me. Someone post the image that explains how all the different sections of Microsoft hate working with each other.

>>56227424
Their copies started being shittier than the originals... and they never abandoned their "just copy the successful thing and brute force it into the #1 spot' strategy.

THEN:
Copy CP/M, successfully displace CP/M
Copy MacOS, successfully displace MacOS
Copy Wordperfect, successfully displace Wordperfect
Copy Netscape, successfully displace Netscape

NOW:
Copy iPOD, FAIL with Zune
Copy Google, FAIL with Bing
Copy iPhone, FAIL with Windows Phone
Copy Steam, FAIL with GFWL

>>56227653
anyone link torrent?

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>>56230301
>>56227653
>>56230472
>>56227707
>>56227771
Already have it on Spotify. :^)

https://open.spotify.com/user/graysonfromohio/playlist/1BGJc2RRLdcjgu1QiftEIN

>>56230420
mfw zune was great.

>>56230520
I asked for a torrent not for your hipster streaming service fucking retard.

>Implying i'm going to hand over my email address to a data miner
>implying i can log in with facebook LOL LIKE I HAVE A FACEBOOK AHAH OFF THE GRIND KIDDOS

>>56230559
Just create a new email address. You do have your own IMAP server + domain name, don't you?

>>56228683
Do you really think that Microsoft, as a whole, makes a ~60% margin on JUST the Android patents?

Also, it's not trolling if it's a legit patent, and Microsoft is hardly a NPE...

>>56229388
>being raped is a legit concern for any woman taking the bus
Ok loo

>>56230420
Stfu n00b, Bing is GOAT for porn.

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>>56227424

>>56230420
>Copy MacOS, successfully displace MacOS
You really should learn your history...

Xerox PARC created the UI. Apple and Microsoft both copied it.

>>56230353
It's a shame, because their UI is much more interesting and innovative than Android or iOS. Nobody's going to choose a cheap plastic device with no apps over a premium phone with millions though.

>>56230420
You're equating commercial success or failure with the quality of their product. Which obviously is wrong, because you call Zune and Windows Phone failures despite being decent products that never got market share, while calling Internet Explorer, the slow browser with shit standards compliance that everyone except your grandpa replaced with Chrome or Firefox, a success.

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>>56229334
>they've always been free

>>56227548
Underrated, kek

>>56227548
kek

>>56227890
Basically this, their whole business model revolves around forcing people to use their stuff, and that's not the kind of thing that keeps consumers' goodwill.

>>56229035
Liveboot Linux, get the files you need, install Linux, never look back

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>>56227890
>lucky OSX only runs officially on Apple hardware

Nobody would use the pile of shit that is OSX if it ran on PCs. OSX is such a clusterfuck abortion they can't even get stability on a tiny handful of hardware configs.

>>56230685
Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

We can all agree that OS X is technically a better OS than Windows.

Microshit really fucked themselves out of the game with 10. Forced updates that break drivers, advertisements even if you pay for the damn thing. You will have to get some ultra skimmed enterprise version if you don't want any of the bullshit. But then you are left with essentially a reskinned 7. No added functionality .

OS X at least is BSD-like so it caters to both users, noobs and professionals. By adding bash support to Windows Microshit is attempting to pander both audiences, but not without trying to fuck the user, pro or not, in the ass.

I'm glad W10 will mark the end of Microshit. They deserve it.

>>56230297
>t. Mohammad

>>56231232
>I'm glad W10 will mark the end of Microshit
lolno

Not even close...

>>56227424
Jews, the same thing that always goes wrong with every corporation. More specifically, whenever the kike bean-counters get control, all creative (i.e. engineering) jobs get outsourced to the lowest bidder (i.e. those fucking shitskin assholes in Bangalore). And at that moment, all progress stops. Never in my entire fucking life have I seen anything other than complete disaster when a white man's job is handed off to a fucking Indian shit monkey. And now they have one running the joint (MS). Top fucking kek.

>>56230685
>Microsoft <3 Linux
what is an open letter to hobbyists

>>56228582
Shit

>>56230559
why don't you use a burner email instead of chimping out you fucking autist?

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>>56227424
>letting Pajeets run your company

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>>56231152
Mac OSX is actually very fucking solid and very fucking stable.
The problem with it is that Apple has the stupid "product ecosystem" bullshit so there can be bullshit problems with different types of hardware.

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>>56231004
>It's a shame, because their UI is much more interesting and innovative than Android or iOS

Completely agree, I went to a phone store and was looking at it. I actually loved the way it was oriented. However the sales rep told me not to even consider it.

I never fucking listen to them but then I texted a friend who's obsessed with Smart Phones and ricing who even he told me to avoid it.

>>56231152

OSX is much nicer to use that a standard PC. It's much smoother to navigate and organize things, newer versions of Windows are clusterfucks.

>>56231735
>OSX
>solid and stable
Pick one.

Open-source software is what went wrong, OP.

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>>56231843
>OSX
>not a clusterfuck

>>56231735
>60 billion cum downloads
AND ONCE AGAIN

>>56231863
>UNIX
>DOS Shell

pick one

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>>56231863
No it fucking is, I used it from 2009-2014 unfortunately. Hated it for other reasons but one thing was consistent and that was the fact that it almost never stopped working.
If it ever did have a critical error and was unresponsive (this happened twice the entire time) restarting it would fix the problem entirely.
I never had to reinstall the OS.

I've had to do that at least a few times with Windows.

I honestly will never go back for various reasons and would rather use a Linux distro but I do recommend it to the facebook machine people and elderly because it just werks.

>>56231863
From a normalfag perspective and compared to windows it is.
From a /g/ perspective and compared to "I restarted my laptop running debian once seven years ago to get my wifi working" it isn't though.

>>56231966
>hourly crashes
>stable
>do anything intensive
>application just "poofs" away with no error message to even search for in desperate attempt to prevent users from being able to describe and give OSX instability a name

Fuck off shill.

>>56232021
>compared to windows
OS X is a bigger fucking joke than Windows, just look at Hackintosh. Literally like installing gentoo, but when you finish setting it up, you have a botnet rather than an OS.

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>>56232025
>Fuck off shill.
Nigga, how long did you actually use OSX?

I had to use it for 5 years. The fucking iMac I had, only had 2GBs of ram, a Core 2 Duo processor, and a shitty laptop GeForce Card I can't remember the name.

The fucking thing became obsolete in 2011 because of Sandy Bridge.

I have very few good things to say about that computer and the one good thing I say you accuse me of being a shill for saying it.

This is why I fucking hate /pol/ and the level of retardation it brought to this website.

Can't say I blame m00t for leaving.

>>56232130
Not gonna lie that monitor looks sexy as fuck

>>56232130
You need to stop blaming /pol/ for every retard we have on this site.

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>>56232130
That was a cool monitor, but it just wasn't worth owning. Sold it at a loss after just a few months of use. The latency was bad enough that you could only watch video with it. Nevermind the limited FPS (though, I knew that going in to purchasing it).

Still, it was cool owning such a high-res screen for the short time I did.

>>56231152
>Nobody would use the pile of shit that is OSX if it ran on PCs. OSX is such a clusterfuck abortion they can't even get stability on a tiny handful of hardware configs.
All true, still a lot better than windows.

> Pokemon Go not available for Windows Phone
That kills Windows Phone, again.

>>56232130
Just ran uptime on my work macbook pro

>54 days
>unstable
please, pick one

>>56232025
what are logs?

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They should have never strayed from their core demographic - making CP/M emulator cards for the Apple ] [

>>56233835
He tried to run photoshop on an underpowered machine and it crashed. He doesn't know how to check the logs

>laughing-girls.jpg

>>56233497
No kidding. /g/ has a higher tard factor than /pol/ by far.

>>56233918
It's literally impossible to be more retarded than /pol/. Even /b/ is a shining example of intelligence compared to those knuckle dragging fuck sticks.

>>56234003
Spotted the libtard

>>56234003
well /b/ is an actual board without a topic, whereas /pol/ is a containment board turned staging ground for political evangelists; folks that visit /b/ are looking to be entertained, folks that visit /pol/ are looking to be loud and convincing.

>>56234134
/pol/ is for politically incorrect, so basically /b/, yet for whatever reason saying nigger there gets you banned

>>56234154
/pol/ was for political discussions and when it became clear that it was just /n/ reincarnated they decided to stop pretending it wasn't a cesspool and renamed it "politically incorrect".

it's amazing how easily people can signal how new they are here by things like not knowing that /n/ used to be "news" aka "stormfront for /b/tards"

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>>56231966
You're right. OSX is dope. I love it. I like loonix, but we all know it's just a fucking meme. Windows 7 is glorious. Windows 8.1 is pretty nice. Fuck Windows 10. If I weren't running such an expensive build, I'd get a macbook pro and a dock, Call me a shill. I don't give a fuck. 90% of you are neckbeard neet faggots.

>>56234605
>loonix
>just a fucking meme
>Windows 8.1 is pretty nice
Wanna know how I know you're retarded?

>>56234643
Prove it isn't.

Wanna know how I know you're retarded?

>>56234699
As a sysadmin for dozens of small and medium businesses in my area, there is a linux server on about half the networks I manage. VMWare, Elastix, web servers, etc. As for desktop linux, there is no reason most people couldn't use it at home.

And Windows 8.1 is absolute shit.

>>56234753
You are retarded because you are bringing servers into a statement made about home computing.

Congratulations. You are fucking stupid. Please kill yourself.

There is one reason most people can't use linux at home. Software compatibility. Don't even start with muh libre or muh wine bullshit. This argument has been done in every linux thread ever. Eat cocks.

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>>56234134
BLACKED spam made it mildly entertaining

>>56234851
Google Docs will cover 99.99999% of home use cases.

Eat shit.

>>56234904
LOL okay faggot. Enjoy google docs fucking up your Word formatting and Excel formulas.

>only considers office applications...
>doesn't mention muh gaymes

>muh 99.999999%

Nigga you dumb. Fuck you loser. Go rebuild your gentoo kernel.

>>56234999
>muh games
That's why I said it wouldn't cover all use cases.

>go rebuild your gentoo kernel
You're so stupid it hurts.

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>>56235018
>go rebuild your gentoo kernel
>You're so stupid it hurts.

thatsthejoke.png

>>56234904
I wish that were the case.

>>56234999
99% of personal microsoft office use is either typing resumes or doing very basic schoolwork. Google docs most definitely covers this use case, and so does LibreOffice.
Fuck, for the latter you could probably turn in a text document and not receive demerits as long as you don't copy from wikipedia like every other chucklefuck.

>>56235108
Thank you for the statistical data.

Now please inform every windows and osx user on earth how they can fulfill your desire for them to use linux with you.

>>56227836
this

The NT kernel has become so bloated it's absolutely ridiculous. They need a complete Kernel rewrite, the code for the nt4 kernel is fantastic.

>>56237413
They tried with Vista. They failed miserably, but you can't really expect much more from Microsoft.

>>56227836
https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc754351(v=ws.11).aspx

While not enabled by default, it's easy enough to enable.

>>56231735
i'm forced to use osx now and it fucking sucks! i've had 4 crashes today and all i've been doing is 4chan and word dcouments.

fuck you and fuck apple. atleast windows is logically laid out.

>>56237600
I can't remember the last time my system crashed. Running OS X 10.11.6 on an rMBP

>>56227424
After windows seven they put the head of their smartphone department in charge of their OS department during a round of downsizing, a couple years later a new CEO came on board and decided to change direction to stop being a software company and try to morph the organization into a "service" company.

>>56231288
>t. street shitter

>>56230219
>>56230297
>They're much more peaceful than Islamists, that's for sure.
True. Pajeets are generally weak since they spend most of their lives being sick from drink cowpiss and smearing shit all over their bodies

>>56237764
drinking*

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>>56227424

They based his entire business in millions of obsolete lines of code , including of more than 25 years old.

You always see all those Microsoft Ex-Employees writing shit about Windows OS and his 50 million lines of executable code.

>>56237713
>After windows seven they put the head of their smartphone department in charge of their OS department during a round of downsizing
Well, there we go. That explains quite a bit.

The other aspect is an organizational structure that favors people who are very good at infighting, rather than actual vision, talent, judgement, etc. That's why management is incompetent and Microsoft generally displays the typical sense of decadence when something monolithic has begun to crumble.

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>>56227468
on the way to work

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>>56238528
Pajeet taking full advantage of a 2560x1440 phone.

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I even bought your phone for you to poo in the loo. Did you listen? NO. Why are you doing this to us? My friend didn't get win10 update for his WP. But you promised. Why, mr pajeet, why?

>>56238528
>indian public transport

>>56227424

They transitioned from a software company to a service company, trying to copy Google except they're shittier at it. They focused on cloud first but for the average person it doesn't mean shit.

>>56227491
>ifunny

>>56227424
Everything. Microsoft should die. We don't want walls and Windows, we want freedom!

>>56227468
Where is this from?

>>56227424
They got extremely wealthy and powerful and wanted even more wealth and power. Now they are not cool anymore.