hey guys how does one hypothetically hack the fbi?

>>56226157
By getting access to one or more of their servers.

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fbi - easy peasy
cia - too big, you'd need friends at least

>>56226183
can you do it through cheat engine

be a big guy and have a master plan

>>56226195
Why would I want friends?

like dis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE

>>56226157
Well first you have remove the keys c and p on your keyboard so the fbi cant counterhack and arrest you for cp. Then once your past the main firewall its just a matter of rerouting all their circuits to fry the leftover defenses.

>>56226157

Serious answer: Consider social engineering

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>>56226157

you must use quantum physics to crack their closed shell system

Install Gentoo and SSH into ftp://fbi.gov on port 12345

Get dank hacks

You Can't.

>>56226157
Hi, this thread and all of your IP addresses are being logged and put on our watch list for investigation

>>56226157
Get a low level job in a federal building and install a key logger.

>>56226904
this, make some retard install a trojan inside their network

the same way you hack any other well secured enterprise class network?

i've heard rumors that their software isn't always the most securely configured, but they will come after you and will come after you hard.

>>56226157
smoke weed obviously

social engineering
start fucking someone who works there and steal their password, ID badge or whatever
keep in mind this the way you hack anything or anyone

>>56226157
if you have their IP address they are DONE