Hey /g, new to programming. rate my hacker code. #include <stdio.h>

Did you copy this from Mr Robot?

>>56219150
r8 no commentary nigger

>>56219095
my brother please help me
i tried to run the program and it did not work
i require the rest of the program email to [email protected]
please do the needful

>>56219197
wtf i hate yahoo now

Bump for some actual ratings ni/g/g/ers

>>56219095
Is this a meme

>>56219359
Yes. Dat Boi

it sucks

if (num % 2 != 0 && num != 0) {
  print("odd")
} else {
  print("even")
}

idiot

>>56219410
0 is even despite what some people might tell you. It follows all the necessary properties of being even. Its succedent is odd and there is an N where 2*N=0.

>>56219410
need semicolons after statements, should also be printf
also you could just do if(num%2){...}

Rate mine:

#include <stdio.h>
int main(void){for
(int i=1;i<101;i++)
{if(!(i%3))printf
("FIZZ");if(!(i%5))
printf("BUZZ");if
(i%3&&i%5)printf
("%d",i);printf
("\n");}return 0;}

>>56219197
what do u mean it did not work, the code runs fine

>>56219721
Nice obfuscation

>>56219721
OP here I was baiting as you can expect but god damn this is on a new level, I salute you, may god have mercy on your soul.

>>56219410
Using the brackets in C

>kek

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42KB, 500x388px

>>56219721
what in the world

thank god Python exists

>>56219095
thanks for the laugh :)

Rate my code.

                                                          #include\
                                                     /***/    <stdio.h>
                                                ;long                /***/
                                           zero=                +0x0L    ;
                                       void                 main         \
                                   (int                 YANG             ,
                              char*                DON[]                 )
                         {long                 a=0*                      0
                    +zero                 ;long               /**/       b
                =((5                  *+25               *1998   )       *
           zero)                 ;long               i=zero;     i       =
       0x0;                  if(+               YANG<      3     )       {
 printf                          ("arg: int1 int2"         )      ;       }
else{for(i=0;                                     +DON[1][i]      ;       i
+=           1)a=a*10-48+                                   *      (      i
 +                       DON[1]);for(i                      =      0      ;
 -                                    DON[2][i];i++         )      b      =
 10*                                               b+DON[2][i      ]       -
  48;if                                                            (       -
       a<-b){i=a;a                                                 =       b
                  ;b=i;}while(b!=                                  0       )
                                 {i=a%b;a=b;b                      =     i;}
                                             printf("gcd"          "=%ld"
                                                         "\n",a);}}

>>56220487
i dream of code like this

>>56220487
Bwahaha that is some nice fucking anti-obfuscation

>>56220487
>void main()
enjoy your undefined behavior

Is that you in the picture?

>>56220427
Are you stupid? He just removed all the spacing and line breaks.

>>56219095
>not just doing Array.apply(null, new Array(100)).map(Number.call, Number).map(a => (/^-?\d*[13579]$/.test(a)) ? 'Odd' : 'Even').join('/n')

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176KB, 1440x2560px

>>56220487
It almost compiles, except for the

void main

, which I had to change to int

check my kode:

function FizzBuzz(length, bool, map){
    this.length = ++length;
    this.bool = bool;
    this.map = map;
};
FizzBuzz.prototype.fizzbuzz = function(){
    console.log(
        Array.apply(
            null, new Array(this.length)).map(
                Number.call, Number).map(
                    i => {
                            let c = '';
                            this.map.forEach(
                                (
                                    a,
                                    b
                                ) => {
                                    switch(this.bool){
                                    case true:
                                        ((''+i).indexOf(b) != -1)&&(c += a);
                                    default:
                                        !(i%b)&&(c += a);
                                        break;
                                    }
                                }
                            ); return (c)?c:i
                    }
                ).slice(
                    1
                    ).join(
                        '\n'
                )
            )
}
var FizzBuzzer = new FizzBuzz(100, false, new Map([[3, 'Fizz'], [5, 'Buzz'], [7, 'Woof']]));
FizzBuzzer.fizzbuzz();

>>56221581
It's C.
http://uguu.org/src_comment3_c.html

Rate my code.

const exec = require('child_process').exec
const fs = require('fs');

checkEquality = (this_variable, do_something_if_true, do_something_if_false) =>
{
    fs.writeFile('do_something_if_true.js',`eval('(${do_something_if_true.toString().replace(/\\/g,"\\\\").replace(/\"/g,"\\\"").replace(/\'/g,"\\\'")})()')`,(err) => 1)

    fs.writeFile('do_something_if_false.js',`eval('(${do_something_if_false.toString().replace(/\\/g,"\\\\").replace(/\"/g,"\\\"").replace(/\'/g,"\\\'")})()')`,(err) => 1)

    exec(`echo \'exec(\"python -c \'\"\'\"\'from subprocess import Popen,PIPE;Popen([\\\"\'\"node\\\\\"\'\",\\\"\'\"-e\\\\\"\'\",Popen([\\\"\'\"cat\\\\\"\'\",\\\"\'\"do_something_if_true.js\\\\\"\'\"],stdout=PIPE).stdout.read()]) if \\\"\'\"true\\\\\"\'\"==\\\"\'\"${Math.ceil(Math.sqrt(Math.sin(((!(this_variable&&!this_variable)-1)||!(this_variable<(!!!this_variable||!this_variable))) << 3 / 2)*Math.E/Math.clz32(this_variable*Math.PI^2)))}\\\\\"\'\" else Popen([\\\"\'\"node\\\\\"\'\",\\\"\'\"-e\\\\\"\'\",Popen([\\\"\'\"cat\\\\\"\'\",\\\"\'\"do_something_if_false.js\\\\\"\'\"],stdout=PIPE).stdout.read()])\'\"\'\"\'\");print $2\'|perl`,(_, stdout, __) => console.log(stdout))

    exec('rm do_something_if_true.js do_something_if_false.js')
}

// Testing the library.
checkEquality(
    // Condition
    3<2,
    // Callback if true;
    ()=>console.log("It's damn true"),
    //Callback if false;
    ()=>console.log("Hillary Clinton")
);

>>56221162
hey catnip, i'm a good programmer no matter wat u say

>>56221915
That is some beautiful JS, my indian friend. Much better than dead languages like C. Truly the language of the future.

>>56221902
Don't care, still compiled

>>56221902
It doesn't matter because C++ is compatible with C's methods anyhow

>>56221949
Thanks brother just tring to create someting meaninful

>>56219095

for(int i = 0; i++<100;) Console.WriteLine(i % 2 == 0 ? "Odd" : "Even");

Sup fellow hackers. Rate my code:

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