Bought a macbook today

>>56151901
>mac
Found your problem.

>>56151901
You could have just turned it off if it didn't worked after 5 minutes.
Also, why would you buy a Macbook when this exist?
https://www.amazon.com/ZenBook-UX360CA-DBM1T-13-3-inch-Touchscreen-Windows/dp/B01GHQOD8U/

>>56151901
install gentoo

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>>56151901
>is apple a meme /g/?
Apple was always a meme.

>>56151901
did you try to drag you ballsack across the screen?

>>56152004
Never paid for pro once back then. Always used Pablo Nop's keys.

>>56151901
Why the fuck did you buy that piece of shit instead of a rMBP?

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>>56152004
>macfags literally had to pay $30 to watch fullscreen video

>>56151983

>impliying

>>56151901
Out of all the memebooks out there, you had to pick up this disaster?


You deserve to lose all the time you have wasted waiting for this trash.

Once a meme, always a meme

>>56152004

>went to Apple store over a decade ago
>mess with an iMac on display
>load up the QuickTime panel
>see the QuickTime Pro key
>screenshot/email it to myself
>BONUS, and it still works to this day

>>56152054
>Why the fuck did you buy that piece of shit instead of a piece of shit in a burning bag?

u w0t m8

>>56151901
This exact thing happened to me

Turn it off and boot into recovery mode and perform the drive health check

Takes like 2 minutes overall and it'll boot fine next time

It just works!

Literally the only problem i've had with it

>>56152098
2 rupees have been deposited in your loo Pajeet!

>>56152106
No my friend, it looks like you need it more than me. I can already afford the products I want!

>>56151901
lol fag.

>>56151901
>not the pro
You fucked up.

Interesting. My refurbished 2012 macbook pro came yesterday. Came wit El capitan and literally no problems so far. That screen only lasted about 30 seconds.

>>56151962
>0.9 GHz processor speed
>mfw

Apple is the complete opposite of a meme

>>56152456
>Its the very same M3-6Y30 processor the baseline rMacbook has
You're not very smart, right?

>>56152475
>Apple
nice meme

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>>56152423
>o-oh no! someone found out my favored corporate religion brand is a meme
>i must expedite a reply to convince everyone my experience with the product was positive to protect my cult leader whom i swore fealty to

What a sad life you lead.

>>56152612

you're delusional

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>>56152635
>>you're delusional

>coming from a mac user

Comedy gold.

>>56151901
>not installing debian
What the fuck are you doing?

>>56151901
>mac
What the fuck are you doing?

>>56151961
first reply best reply

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>>56151901
Apple decided to go full sjw mode instead of improving their products

>>56152098
Thanks anon!