/csg/ Chink Shit General

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post chink drone videos

Let's call it Chinese Stuff General /csg/ from now on!

second for kingdian

>>56148116

/csg/ really would fit in better on /biz/

>>56148128

I wish there was a general to discuss chink shit holding up after we've had it for awhile

>>56148112
Which quadcopter is that?

>>56148116
>>56148128
>>56148143
meme shit general

>>56148116
>>56148128
only pissphone shark pic missing and it's a bait post bingo

>>56148112
these are fun to watch even though the quality is shit

>>56148163
Doesn't matter it's all the same autist anyway >>56142506

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>>56148116
>>56148128
>>56148143
Gee...

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What are some chinkshits?

>>56148181
neat that ali does chunky sizes also i like oatmeal

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>>56148147
h20c

>tfw no park with big wide open spaces and no wind

New to chinking.
I want a mi band or mi bamd 2 but they're perpetually sold out on Xiaomi's site. There are plenty on Aliexpress though.
So what I'm wondering is if these will be counterfeits or the actual Xiaomi product. May seem a weird question but like I said, I'm new.

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>>56148112

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when will you hold hands with your highly toxic chink imotou?

>>56148289
It's on sale for $30 over at Gearbest

http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html

>>56148289
for xiaomi stuff buy from gearbest and use paypal, less likely for them to try and verify your bank card
it may be a little more expensive, but at least you know it's not going to be fake.

>>56148323
Where can I order one so that my dick can fall off?

>>56148323
>holding hands

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>>56148179
Bear in mind that weebm compression fucks with the quality somewhat. The original footage off my camera looks pretty good

>>56148341
really? ali has a million listings

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>>56148112
>>56148238

> when you know some anon gonna post start posting creep shots.

http://www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991
00.01c items, but you have to pay a "small order fee" of 00.55. Worth it if you buy all the items together.

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Why are people even using Ali? There isn't a single >$1 item that wouldn't be cheaper on Ebay or even Goybeast.

>>56148481
Thanks senpai.
Not seeing the order fee.
Just ordered the stand for $0.01 pp

>>56148481
>>56148557
bought all five for 0.55€, wonder if you could have avoided the fee by buying every item separately

>>56148441
There's a webm of a drone (probably DJI Phantom) sneaking up a roof to a sunbathing girl. She tried to knock it down with a broom

Anyone have it?

>>56148635
bump

>>56148646
bump

>>56148674
bump

>>56148586
Took me to pp first to pay 0.01 but then took me back to let me pay for another $0.50.
Not gonna do that.

>>56148481
how often do they have 1c stuff for sale? Is this a special or a regular occurance?

>>56148788
No idea, just found it and thought I'd share it.

>>56148370
Please link your chinkcopter and camera thanks

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Just bought this meme phone, should I now get a meme sd with it? Or should I just buy a safe samsung or sandisk?

>>56148855
shark

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>>56148635

>>56148855
sharks are good, and it doesn't really matter, as there's only a few companies who make high capacity NAND that small.

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>>56148077

What could it be?

>>56148970
tenga egg

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>>56148844
Quad:
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_226785.html?wid=21

Camera:
https://www.amazon.com/Matecam-Webcam-Hidden-Camera-Monitor/dp/B01E5HDUUU

Camera attached to quad with a rubber band and a piece of kitchen sponge wedged between the two to reduce vibrations.

I cannot recommend this quad highly enough at this price, especially if paired up with the transmitter from an X6 Tarantula which lets you fly it faster and at longer range:

http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters-parts/pp_166393.html?wid=21

>>56148970
>health products
tenga egg?

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>>56148970
>>56148988
>>56149002

:-DDD

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Quick review my new automatic watch :
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/turd/32705309288.html
Mine is completely off, it gains 10 minutes per hour (!!!), pic related, asked for a refund.
It is comically big (sorry no pic) and the band is folded two times under the dial so it protrudes even more.
The internal dial is not perfectly aligned with the exterior one (green circle in pic), maybe 1mm.
Band is leather, very "raw" and a bit elastic.
Other than that, it is nice, well finished.

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>>56145602

>>56149024
That's a shame, it looks pretty neat

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>>56149024
>here is my watch
>it can't tell the time
>the finish is shit
>apart from that it's great

>>56149074
Yeah, still VERY large, not my taste.
The off time may just be bad luck because they will quickly get out of business otherwise.

>>56149019
>getting the shitty tenga egg
>instead of $2.60 onahole

Recommend me some clip-on sunglasses, fampais

>>56149087
Build quality feels very nice, finish is good (apart from alignment).
I just think I got a bad one. I won't try my luck on another one though.

>>56149167

guy a few threads back linked some

>>56149024
>10 minutes per hour
that's pretty rad

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>>56149019
>>56149119

But the Tenga egg is only $1.70. Link to the $2.60 one? I'm new to the hole masturbatorial aid thing.

>>56149211
Enjoy your lead poisoning, or are you circumcised?

>>56149024
>gains 10 minutes per hour
Look on the bright side. You'll never be late again

>>56149205
I triple checked, couldn't believe it.
I may try to open it and see if I can make adjustments (anyone knows if possible / how ?)

>>56149246
He is American so yes.

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>>56149211
>>56149246

I'm circumcised.

Is the lube safe to use, or will I get a disease?

>>56149246
why does it contain lead?

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>>56149302

I'm gonna wax my pee-pee with this later, then I'll report back :-DDD

>>56148881
thank you, senpai

>>56149302
Lube is fine, it's just normal lube.

>>56149308
It's how the Chinks get rid of excess cum

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>>56149167
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/adequate-ones/32654833375.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/better-ones/32323354404.html

The clip on the expensive one feels higher quality and the lenses are more curved which makes them fit better and blend in more.

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>>56148503
Try finding these cheaper

>>56148416
I'm pretty new to chink shit. I should know better.

>>56149501
Try finding them more counterfeit and with less warranty too.

>>56149561
They work (that screenshot is from last years order and they still work) and it's not like there aren't ebay sellers selling the same shitty clones for a markup price.
The cheapest one on ali on the first glance was a set of 4 for 19€ including shipping, ebay seller can't beat that, they start at 27€ for 4

>>56149466
thanks senpai

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>>56149027
Really made me think

I also received a tenga egg today. just used it. it's really fucking good. definitely worth the like $1.75 i paid for it. washes easily too so i can use it a few times

>>56149672
fuck, I want one, but live with my parents

>>56149027
Me on the right (the reply)

>>56149706
i live with my parents too anon, just order one. they probably won't realise what it is inside the package and if they do i doubt they'll care anyway unless you're like 12 or something. my one said "toy" on the customs.

>>56149706
Do they open your packages? If not why would it matter, it's a blank white plastic egg on your desk when it's not being used.

>>56149706

So what? It shipped in a white envelope.

>>56149024
You can get it adjusted in any watchshop, or do it yourself, mechanical watch always need adjustment specially since that thing went across the globe. check watch general if you want to know more.

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why did i laugh at this so hard

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Hey guys, lurker here.

Just got my first batch of stuff from aliexpress. Mostly because it was cheap.

I cant tell if the dice are loaded or not.

>>56149875
what are you gonna need this shit for?

>>56149751
>>56149804
>>56149752
>Hey Anon, cool pogeyman ball, be sure to show it to your sister.
>It's good that you go outside again but you shouldn't waste money on that silly game.

>>56149840
Thanks, just checked.

It seems that 20-30s a day can be adjusted, if the watch is off more that that, something is wrong.
Will try anyway in the next few weeks hopefully.

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>>56149910

Why would you open it in front of your family, or show them?

Why would you even tell anybody about it?

>>56149908
D&D for the dice

As for the triforce, I saw it on the randomizer, and said why not.

>>56149875
How much did you pay for the dice? And what seller?

>>56149968
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/7pc-lot-dice-set-High-quality-Multi-Sided-Dice-with-marble-effect-D4D6-D8-D10-D10/32513482738.html

>>56149950
It's not suspicious at all to sneak a package upstairs.

>Hey Anon what you got in the mail
THAT'S PRIVATE

>>56149916
I have a ruskie one that I adjusted it from losing almost 10 minutes a day to gaining 50 secs every month on average, it depends on what mechanism it has.

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So my 10$ FIIT 2S is somewhere in transit now. A somewhat late question, what the fuck am I going to do with it? Is it good for porn?

Also, now I need a mircoSD reader for my phone, good boy points for miro/USB combo, princess points for it working as a keychain.

>>56149706
I live with my mom and I have a Lilith Uterus and a fleshlight. I'm almost sure she found them but neither of us gives any fucks.

>>56149992
You definitely sound underage, this isn't an issue for anyone 18+.

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My ghetto battery powered Phantom Power for my BM700 is nearly ready, I just need to wait for the XLR connectors and find a metal case to put my cardboard circuit board to avoid static.

>They paid $20 for a Phantom Power
I wish I was rich as well.

>>56150032
I'm Catholic

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>>56149992

Holy shit, just make something up.

>Hey anon, you got a package. What'd you order?
>(package says 'health products')
>Multivitamins
>Oh, alright then.

Are you fucking retarded or something?

>>56150064
just imagine it's a little boy's mouth and not a pussy

>>56149992
haha i get so much shit from china, my mum doesn't care about any of it, i just pick up my packages and take them upstairs.

if you are really that bothered about it get one from a sex shop or something.. or just get it delivered to the post office or a parcel shop (eg doddle in the uk)

>>56150064
nah if you're catholic your parents wouldn't suspect, just buy one faggot

>>56150064
don't fap then

hi anon are you here

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>>56150149
forgot pic

Any chink tankards I can buy with a personal engravement/family crest/anime ?

Anyone know of any good 10" Windows Tablets?

What about 10" monitors with decent resolutions?

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Would i be rused ?

>>56150168
yes

>>56149952
randomizer? what is it anon

>>56150322
so does this guy send to europe?

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>>56150324
anon, pls.

>>56149992
"Computer parts" "oh"

>>56149992
order a few items so when asked you can just pull out a nessie ladle and shark card

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>>56150341
sorry im ebay newfag

Are the reports of the Mi Band 2 catching fire accurate?
I need a present for my sister and she's a fitness nut, but preferably one that won't get her arrested for possession of unlicensed fire-arm.

>>56150357
read the op

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>>56150357
Read the OP, anon.

>>56150334
I sent him a message, waiting for his answer... I will post here tomorrow

>>56150378
>>56150384
ok boyz

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anyone else getting cheap boards from Ali?
sometime in the future I'll review every single one of those buck/boost converter boards and other various boards, maybe even post it here (although I don't think any of you would be interested in this)
also can't wait to lay my hands on that 9999-in-1 game console.

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Wow finally found the perfect keyboard !

Is it safe to buy a soldering iron or soldering station on aliexpress ? Don't want this shit to catch on fire or something.

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So /csg/, i picked pic related with a 64gb shark, i hope the backpack arrives next week.
Any feedback on tigernu?

>>56150431
Why that keyboard reminds me Skyrim?

>>56148855

Which seller is that? I payed 280€ for mine.

>>56150370

>Mi Band 2 catching fire
>unlicensed fire-arm
>fire
>arm

kek'd

>>56150431
>104 counterstrikes

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>>56149840
OK, I have insomnia so I opened it up (turns out calipers is a decent tool to open watches).

There is a what looks like an adjustment dial, played a bit with it and tried the audacity method to adjust, but playing with it, noticed something strange, it skips beats.

Regularly, the seconds hand ticks 2 seconds in one and the sound is a bit different.

Turns out one wheel is missing a tooth (pic related, this wheel).
I think it is FUBAR.

>>56150536
Top-one on aliexpress, literally the first result I think when you search mi max. If you're EUfag you can pay 20€ for dhl and they guarantee no duty, so I actually paid 250,(as you can see) but it is still cheaper indeed and they have tons of good reviews.

>>56150370
Could be chink competitors trying to scare people out of buying it or bootlegs.

>>56148855
Is that a good FM transmitter?

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>>56150595

That's fucking weird, I also bought it off Top One, but they seem to force one year replacement warranty for Germans. I also don't know why no one besides Top One seems to sell Xiaomi phones to Germans anymore.

>>56150534
Gonna be smaller than you'd think, but it's a decent buy otherwise. The lock they give you with it looks like a determined child could break it with his bare hands though.

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>>56149667

>>56148077
People who bought the KingDian, how is it holding up? About to pull a trigger on it

>>56150801

month in and mine is still chugging along fine

>inb4 we should have a separate thread for this

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Got this no-name 1.5m nylon fast charging microUSB cable from Ali today.

Is it safe to use, or will I die in a fire?

>>56150081
>buying "multivitamins" from China
Are you taking drugs anon?

>>56150779
Welp, the shitty lock isn't a surprise for me, but i ain't gonna use a lock anyway.
If the bag can support my 15.6 laptop + 3-ring folder i'll be happy.

>>56150813
one way to find out?

>>56150833

ancient Chinese secret.

>>56149024
I'm about to pull the trigger on the Xiaomi Mi Band, thoughts?

>>56150575
This is the reason why I don't have the courage to buy >$10 watches

Returning it might be not worth it like the anon with his DOA tablet yesterday,

>>56150602
I hadn't considered that they could be bootlegs. Thanks.
Gonna order one then; I hope it arrives before December.

>On Flashsale @ gaybeast
Neat

>>56150855
>thoughts
I think that if you want a fitness tracker wristband you should get it. If you don't want a fitness tracker wristband then you should consider purchasing a different product or service.

>tfw got a nice tail butt plug but cat got a hold of it and tore it in pieces

Give me one reason why I shouldn't pull the trigger on this

http://s.aliexpress.com/MZnqqUBB

Will you die if you buy sex toys from the Chinks?
Like that Tenga egg? Shouldn't it be safe since it's from the Japs, or is it a "Tenga" egg?
What about stainless steel stuff, that should be safe at least, right?

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>>56150907

>>56150930
>http://s.aliexpress.com/MZnqqUBB
Do eet faget

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Now there's a special offer that's hard to refuse.

>>56150855
The band is thinner than I'd like, giving it a more feminine look. I plan on buying a leather strap to replace the black "anti-sweat" strap though. Step counter, like any fitness band, counts the movement of your arm as steps from time to time. The software seems fairly bare bones, especially when compared to fitbit, but the mi band 2 is 1/3rd the price of a similar fitbit band. The battery life seems really good. My band was charged 16 days ago and it's still on 81%. Screen is very clear and easy to read. I have a massive 8.2in (20.82cm) wrist and the default band fits, though just barely. Overall I would say it's worth a purchase.

>>56149211
>>56149302
>>56149361
I'd recommend going to /jp/ for good onahole advice. They have a general thread.

>>56150944
I'm buttplug anon, it's made from stainless steel and so far I'm still alive and well and it didn't rust

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>>56150995
I'm not here so often so I'm not familiar with you. Was it one of these or similar ones?

>>56150898
I mostly want it for notifications and a cool looking watch
>>56150957
thanks, can you link to the leather strap?

>>56150811
>Chink Shit General
>implying this isn't general
no, we shouldn't have another thread. also I like the speed of one thread

>>56151032
no it's a tail, I just posted like 1 post before you

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>>56150930
Because the FPV kit which comes with it is wank
>poor resolution camera
>camera can't be bothered recording half the time
>camera is pointed downwards so is useless for actually flying fpv
>deals horribly with light level transitions
>shortens flight time

Honestly, the toy FPV cameras are a novelty that you'll use for the first few flights while you think "oh wow isn't modern technology wonderful", then the FPV screen will get shoved away in a drawer while you lament the poor quality of the videos you record when the camera decides it wants to.

Webm related, it's from the stock camera and isn't all that much worse than the raw footage.

The quad itself is superb though, just make sure you get a couple of extra batteries to go with it (and leave it for a few minutes between flights to give the motors time to cool down).

I'm searching for a nixie tube driver board, someone got any recommendations?

>>56151070
Oh, sorry, missed it.
Thought "buttplug anon" was someone famous on /csg/.

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I just decided to look up sd card costs locally, seems that sharks aren't really that much cheaper (but worth it for the meme). Still saves money when you consider shipping costs, but definitely not much.

>tfw sandisk 200GB meme is now deprecated
>only costs €69

I remember paying €20 for 4GB

>>56150634
It's a receiver m80, should just be a generic tv stick to pick up random memes from the air.

>>56150666
Maybe it's because they get in trouble with german law when they don't give you warranty or something? DHL is german right? But yeah weird.

>>56151097
What's the deal with that terrain?
Is that some kind of ruined medieval fortress or something?

>>56151049
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Leather-Strap-Belt-with-Screen-Protective-Metal-Wristband-For-Mi-Band/1726350_32701068158.html

>>56151136
It's Badbury Rings in Dorset, an Iron Age (ihill fort. It doesn't look like anything much from the ground because you can only see one ring at a time, hence me taking the quad there.

>>56151200
Neat!

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>cancel order on goybest

>Thank you for your contact.

>We are arranging the PayPal refund of the order.
>Please allow 48H for the transaction to appear in your account depending how the item was paid (e.g.Paypal balance,credit/debit or checking account).
>Then you will be able view the status of your refund in your Account History.
> Log in to your PayPal account.
> Click History

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>gearbest Customer Service
>http://www.gearbest.com/

lel

>>56151124

If you find something share it. I don't know of any :(

genesis cart anon
how wide are those PCB's?

I don't want to damage/stretch my board, might it be worth getting a lock on cart?

>>56151147
>http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Leather-Strap-Belt-with-Screen-Protective-Metal-Wristband-For-Mi-Band/1726350_32701068158.html
looks pretty cool

Generals should only be on /vg/

>>56150023
Once you try out all the gimmick shit you just use it for the porn. Check out /t/ or /gif/ for vr porn.

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infographic when

>>56150023
If you're into GTS it's like the greatest thing in the world. If you're not well then it's just kinda fun but more of a hassle and you'll just watch normal porn after the first few times.

>>56150874
http://s.aliexpress.com/aaiuuaeU
I've had this for a month now and I'm liking it a lot, other than the fact that the watch glass came a bit scratched and I'm waiting for the new nylon watch band to be delivered, as the leather one is shit. Quartz watches are pretty simple and it's pretty hard to fuck them up.

>>56151769
Almost perfect but the second watch color is just bleh. I'm still getting one tho.

Choose for me: black/yellow or white/green?

It was a IR For SLR cameras. I lost the link does anyone have it?

>>56148116
>chink detected

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>>56147331
This is the gayest thing anyone's bought in this general, and people have bought butt plugs.

>>56152009
I'm considering stepping up the gayness
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Lovely-Cat-Face-Beanie-Black-children-hats-cap-baby-hat-photography-props-baby-cap-hats/32491375083.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10055_10017_10059_10058_10060_414_10061_413_10062,searchweb201603_1&btsid=f31d8201-e059-4e2b-8aa8-640f8bbbe9ad

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>>56152094
>mfw

>>56152094
At least it isn't jojo

>>56152102
>design greeted to what kind of clothes hanging on the neck feel the cold too good scarf
really makes you think

>>56152126
hey jojo is fun
but also pretty gay

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>>56152102
dafuq

>>56152165

you just don't understand fashion

>>56152165
What? 2deep4u?

>>56151129
If you live in the US or other developed countries, sharks are not worth it at all.If you live in a third world shitholeistan then yeah sharks are alright.

>>56152102

I hope you're a girl, anon.

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Sup /g/uys. It's your boy back at it. This time we have delivery from Banggood Mainland. 10 days of wait. What could it be?

>>56151769
whoa
every single letter in that last part is a vowel
that's actually pretty impressive

>>56152231

ona-hole

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>>56152231
It's a Jinhao X750 hand fedora. It looks great. Works with Muji ink cartridges. Inside of the package smelled like a fart. The pen smell like nothing.

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>>56152297
I love the markings very subtle.

any chink ereaders /csg/?

>>56152375
no

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My package has been sitting in Liettua almost week, is this nornal?

Has anyone received Prescription Glasses from Zenni Optical? I put an order for two with free AR coating. Too bad the codes I googled wouldn't stack and I couldn't get free shipping because it's only US and I don't live there.

>>56150813
>no-name
Enjoy burning to death.

>>56148007
link?

>>56152588
Why do cheap USB cables explode?
I mean, how hard is it to combine 4 wires without them catching fire?

>>56152297
I wonder are there any clones of the muji fountain pen. That pen looks sleek, but I can't justify spending over $10 on a pen.

>>56152225
um
would it be gay if I weren't?

>>56152622
Metal is the most expensive part, they skimp on the gauge of wire. That's why making your own cables is the best option.

>>56152622
>undersizing the wire gauge so you can save money on copper
>higher resistance
>cable heating up
>chinky, flammable insulation
>housefire

>>56152654
I thought this was only a thing for Ethernet only. What do I need to buy to build my own USB cable
>14 AWG wire

>>56152692
just buy aukey cables they are good enough
and not that expensive
not worth the hassle to make your own

I am getting "Sorry, this order is failed due to internet connection problems.You can go back to shopping cart." when trying to buy in Aliexpress.

Anyone know a solution?

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>none of the ship that you ordered in july has show up
Damn guys, im having some chink shit withdrawal

>>56150417
All the time. Haven't gotten a single bad one yet.
Didn't order any buck/boost converters though and I need a few.

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>>56146058
Thanks, anon. I bought one, can't wait.

>>56152692
20AWG is a nice size, make sure it's strands and not solid core.

I like to sheathe mine with paracord, ideally you want the thickest wire that you can fit inside paracord. make sure to include the size of the insulation too. USB is 4 wires, AUX is 3 wires

>>56152711
Making your own is fun

>>56152225
>girl
>on /g/
At best you'll find trans girls

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I did it, I bought some retarded shit
Am I a pro yet?

>>56152858
>urethral penis plug
Oh, wow

>>56152858
>stainless steel penis plug for men, urethral catheter stretching blabla
anon why

>>56152858
now you only need kneehigh socks, a thinkpad and gentoo and you're transformation will be complete

>>56152858
>HDMI to RCA

HAHAHA

>urthral dilators

wat

>>56152834
why did you fall for the braided wire meme
the best you can do are fine strained test leads with silicone insulation

>>56152637
I say get the pocket muji fountain pen is slick as fuck. I have a normal muji fountain pen at work. Worth every penny.

>>56152882
I like how it looks, it was a challenge to make.

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>>56152858

>urethral plug

What the fuck?

>>56152868
>>56152873
>>56152895
It's, uh, c-computer parts
>>56152878
The HDMI to RCA is actually for a PS3. My TV doesn't have an HDMI hookup (It's a CRT).

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A few packages arrived today. Parker fountain pen, I'm retarded and didn't know I need an ink well so I haven't used it yet. Feels nice, $12AUD. Ganzo folding knife, feels good in the hand solid construction $26AUD. Bbkule fixed blade, not entirely sure why I bought it, but it's pretty decent too, $26AUD. Box came pretty fucked up. SATA USB adapter just so I can recover some files off old HDDs. Can't remember price, cheap though. And a chink knock off Samsung micro SD card. Decent haul.

>>56152893
>I like how it looks
but it's gay(mur) as fuck

>>56152874
I feel like someday I'll actually buy kneehigh socks and that'll be the day I stop having any glimmer of dignity.

>>56152933
Why are you fighting it anon? Do you fear you'll like it? Do you think if you buy them it'll lead to losing weight and shaving your now lithe body? Maybe even lead to take hormones and post trap threads on /g/?

>>56152858
whatever you're planning to use that HDMI > RCA cable for, it won't work.

>>56152982
hormones are gay tho
>>56152986
It's not HDMI, it's for a PS3. They just labeled it wrong.

>>56148481
fuck, I missed it for a fucking minute, I was adding more shit and the prices went up :'(

>>56153011
>hormones are gay tho
Are you so sure? Liking guys when you're a girl is bretty straight afaik

>>56153017
uhm, nevermind, they just rotate the products being sold for $0.01, wtf?

>>56152834
Those cables look nice. Where do you get all the connectors?

>>56153027
>hormones
FUCKING CHEATERS GET OUT REEEEE, F-FEMINIZE YOUR BODY LIKE A REAL MAN.

>>56153027
>pumping yourself full of hormones makes you a girl
LOL
>>56153054
this
[spoiler]although I ain't a bottom, buddy ;^)[/spoiler]

>>56153054
>F-FEMINIZE YOUR BODY LIKE A REAL MAN.
That is the greatest thing I read all day, thank you anon

>>56153049
Ebay, ali.

"3.5mm replacement jack" "mini/micro Usb connector"

>>56153027
Kill yourself, degenerate tranny.

>>56153066
>I ain't a bottom
yeah sure, whaever

>>56153095
Can we go back to talking about Chinese products and not how gay I am?

>>56153107
Buying chinese products is gay in the first place, but yeah, we should get back on track

:^)

>>56151393

I don't have a caliper handy but some sort of lock on thingy is probably a good plan to save the pin headers. The PCB is slightly too thick so you are probably damaging the headers

>>56151393
Not that anon, but I've used chinese reproduction carts before, they can get pretty tight in there, they're pretty strong in on themselves, but I don't recommend sticking them into a real genesis, if you are getting the games you might as well get a cheap Genesis clone.

>2016-08-17 15:53 Bulk mail acceptance Center, has received send
>2016-08-18 09:00 Bulk mail acceptance processing centre
>2016-08-18 09:25 Bulk mail acceptance Center, left, and the next stop "Tianjin Centre"
>2016-08-18 09:30 Exchange Bureau of Tianjin, has been exported to open
>2016-08-18 09:51 Exchange Bureau of Tianjin, has been exported
>2016-08-18 14:20 Beijing airport terminal, arrival
>2016-08-18 14:23 Beijing airport terminal, left hand navigation
>2016-08-18 14:23 Beijing airport and left

the hell does that mean

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would these be good for running?

Hey guys, is ruizu 02 still king or is there something better for that money?

thanks.

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Mi-Scale-LED-Display-Bluetooth-4-0-Connected-Smart-Weighing-Scales-Digital-Body-Weight-Scales---White-343582.html

Anyone ever buy from geekbuying? Authentic Xiaomi?

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Is there a usb c powerbank that outputs 20v? Or just a powerbank that outputs at 20v.

>>56152654
> That's why making your own cables is the best option.

Or just only run the amount of current a cable is rated for. Making USB cables yourself is a waste of time and effort.

Also I don't really believe usb cables are catching fire unless you're just using the connector to power something retarded like 120vac

Got my Tomo v8 4cell power bank today

Currently only have two cells in as I'm waiting for 18650s in the mail, thanks Aus fucking post you jews.

So, it's pretty nice, the slide isn't easy to open which is a plus. both 1A and 2A outputs are as rated, phone pulls 1.95A while load tester was getting ~1.7.

once I get my li-ion discharger I'll test the cells I get(From banggood) as well as get efficiency for the Tomo.

>>56153228
you shit flew from bejing what is hard to understand?

>>56152919
links anon? That pen looks nice

do chinks make decent hard drives (1TB min.)
pls link if yes

>>56152927

? this is a industrial thing.

>>56153209

meh, I use my original. Original genesis is the same price as a clone.

>>56153344

I bought a onda tablet a while back, other anons have said geekbuying is legit.

>>56150534
The backpack looks like the dell urban traveler backpack. The dell is cheaper and color looks better imho.

>>56153699
>industrial thing
lol no
you'll only find braiding for shielding or protection in extreme environments
and it will certainly be stainless steel, copper or other metals and no fucking paracord

braided wires in consumer electronics is gaymer/10

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So I got my Redmi Note 3 Pro. Whats the first thing I should install??

>>56153675
No.
Can we put this in the wiki already?

>>56153905
a ROM that wasn't potentially fucked by your seller.

>>56153920
I'm pretty sure it already is
but no one actually reads the wiki

halp, my 5V 4.6a charger doesn't supply enough power to charge my Cube i7 Book via the USB Type C

Do I need to get a 12V QC capable charger?
The DC adaptor that came with it outputs 12V 2.5A 3.5/1.35mm.

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>>56148077
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO NOW

> Paypal sided with Gearbest on anon's request for a refund even after explaining to paypal that the return shipping is quite high >>56145602 → Maybe try contacting support and hope they will cover your costs?

Dear x

Thank you for contacting PayPal.

I realise that you're not satisfied with the outcome of this dispute. Our claims process is an arbitration service we offer to help resolve disagreements between buyers and sellers, but as you can imagine, it's extremely difficult for us to reach a decision that satisfies all parties.

We deal with all cases objectively and with the intention of making a fair decision based on verifiable information which is available at the time.

Ultimately this isn't an adequate substitute for a constructive dialogue between you and the other party involved. I would suggest this remains your best option for a satisfactory outcome.

Please let me know if you need further assistance.

Sincerely,
Aisyah Nadhirah
PayPal

>>56145930
I got the same gluegun from my dollar store too. The funny thing is that it came with the nozzle COMPLETELY closed off with metal. Had to fuck it open with nails.

>>56151769
Hoi, anon. What's the actual band width of this watch?

>>56153897

paracord no.

Cable assembly and braided cables is a real thing.

https://www.techflex.com
http://www.digikey.ca/product-search/en/cables-wires-management/protective-hoses-solid-tubing-sleeving/1704025

I mean yeah gamers picked it up, but it has existed in industry for a long time.

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>>56154049

AYO MAN YOU JUST GOT #CHINKED!

>>56154267
>Aisyah Nadhirah
Actually he got Pajeet'd.

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>>56154245
sure it exists but it's not that common
just look at pic related what >https://www.techflex.com
chose for their front page, that pretty much shows their target market

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>>56154049
>>56150787

How's the mechanical chinkboard game lads?
The wiki doesn't have that much information

>>56154049
POO IN LOO'D

>just paid £2.50 for 500 random stickers
can't stop buying pointless shit

>>56154401

Link me that shit.

>>56154049
>Aisyah Nadhirah
You must have a super white sounding name

>>56148370
>over the water

A brave man.

>>56154349
I have a nice one, but they don't make them anymore. As long as they use legit cherry switches there's not a lot you can fuck up.

>>56150431
Not as good as the godawful lightning/cracks one
And by good I mean bad

>>56150944
It's fine so long as you wash them before usage.

Is the Pepsi P1S still the best memephone below 100?

>>56152532
Yeah, that's normal.
What you need to realise is that high variance is normal, the shipping is like rolling a couple of d20s

>>56153011
The PS3 doesn't have analogue output- your cable will not work.

>>56153231
Dunno. My advice for running headphones: Get a headphone clip and clip (the cable of) regular headphones to the neck of your shirt.

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>mfw GoyBest order arrived in the US earlier today.

>>56154449
Thanks, I tried looked one up from the wiki and got something about Zerro switches
Are they similar or "avoid at all cost"?
Also what pricetag should I expect?

>>56154567
I payed $150 AUD for a 75% with MX browns

>>56154605
Isn't that the standard price or even expensive for a regular, non chink mechanical keyboard?

>>56148370
don't know if you are still in the thread, but maybe you can post a vid somewhere else? want a drone, but not the 1K+ price tag.

your setup seems good enough

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anyone got a good webcam?

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>>56154508
The PS3 didnt even come with HDMI cables oob.

>>56154567
Motospeed Inflictor CK104

>>56154680
Sometimes it's difficult to remember just how old the PS3
>10 years later
>still no games

>>56154508
It does
in fact lots of people use component output to bypass the bullshit HDCP

>>56154700
Who needs games when you have Talladega Nights?

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>>56154680
>>56154700

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>>56154049
now paypal washes their hands with the same copypaste


Dear X

Thank you for contacting PayPal.

Thank you for your inquiry regarding the dispute X and the reason why you need to return the item at your own expense to the seller.

With PayPal Buyer Protection, we help you to recover funds from sellers who deliver goods that are 'significantly not as described', or in other words, goods which do not match the original description. In keeping with our PayPal Buyer Protection program, we ask that you return the item to the seller so that we can issue a refund to your account. Without return delivery confirmation, we will be unable to issue a refund. PayPal does not cover the cost of returning the item.

Please fax or upload the proof of shipment before 28 August 2016. If you fail to provide the documents within the given timeframe please note that we will close this claim in the seller's favor. Please note: To help protect your information, we don't accept files that are sent as email attachments. If you email us attachments, we will still require you to upload or fax your documents.

For more information on PayPal's Purchase Protection Policy, click the Legal Agreement link at the bottom of any PayPal page, and click PayPal User Agreement.

On April 27th select PayPal customers will receive an email reminder about Free Return Shipping.

Customers can sign up to be elligible for Free Return Shipping
Up to 11 items can be covered for return shipping
Items must cost less thatn $30 to ship

Offer expires December 31, 2016
Please let me know if you need further assistance.

Sincerely,
Goh


Somebody fucking help me please

>>56154508
Yeah im using it with a coax cable rn so somehow i doubt that
Its the proprietary plug thing in the back
It literally comes with one of these cables

>>56154819
Did you go straight to paypal without trying site X's own system first?

>>56154819
fundaraise for chinked anon when

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>>56154819

>>56154700
>the PS2 is legit jailbait by now
What im doing with my life

>>56154847
gearbest offered me 20$

where i can get FREE stickers???

>>56154041
A quickcharger can really help a lot with chink electronics.

I've ordered a Blitzwolf 2.0 charger, which gladly was the only one which doesn't get fucked when trying to charge my Chuwi Hi8 Pro.

I believe it has automatic voltage control and protection.

>>56154937
Ask if they will pay for return costs

>>56154970

Mail a self-addressed envelope to some company with a note that says "free stickers plz".

>>56155041
They say they won't due to policy, paypal said they won't pay too, paypal insists it's my. Fault to pay for shipping expenses but shipping is even expensive than the product itself

>>56145602
Maybe you could send them just any a small package with a tracking number and claim you returned the item?

>>56154819
how about you order some random chink shit and then send the tracking number you'll get for it to paypal
so you can get your sweet refund to even order more chink shit

>>56155146
meant for
>>56154819

good chinkphone to laze around on my work?
If it have a 5,5+ screen better, I need it to be scratch-resistant since I work on a fucking workshop

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Picked up my ILIFE V5 "Intelligent" Robo Cleaner and a Xiaomi Mini Bluetooth Speaker today.

Still wating for Tevise 8378 Watch, PLEXTONE BX240 Bluetooth Headphones and a 128GB MemeShark.

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Do they have one of these for straight men?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-Bronzing-leather-patent-leather-Stage-Pub-Muscle-Slim-Fit-Tight-T-shirts-Tops-bodysuit/32714781889.html

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Anybody have any experience using one of these?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/breast_milker/32611186353.html

>>56155365
my mum used to use one
she used actual milk bottles and never labelled them

>>56155382
Sexy

>>56155365
I generally avoid pvc/rubber/silicone stuff from China brands. In some cases I've smelled really strong off-gassing.

>>56155365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUEK2lXTZrI

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>>56152727
Same here dude. Can order stuff that was already sitting in my cart, but things I've put in tonight aren't going through at all.

>>56155517
that is the stuff

>>56148481
thanks an0n, bought 10 random things (2 LED lamps, one of them seems great for the price, 2 earphones, some other random shit) for $1.10

>>56155517

Damn, that bitch has some grand tetons.

>was going to order a Teclast tablet for gearbest
>stopped myself because anon got chinked

>package due to arrive around now
>Expected Delivery: Monday
Every time, AusPost.
Every single fucking time. Every other country's mail service runs on at least Saturday, why the Fuck can't you?

New bread?

>>56155642
Government postal service tend to suck balls. Good thing about USPS, they're 'quasi' government and separated from the socialist bureaucracy stuff

>>56149501
http://www.ebay.com/itm/4x-1806-2280KV-CW-CCW-Brushless-Motor-screws-C250-QAV250-H250-Multi-Quadcopter-/111644957671?hash=item19fe8edbe7:g:IVYAAOSwpDdVXeo~

>>56155642
Nope, same problem in Belgium.
Only thing that gets delivered on saturday is the weekend newspaper.
And packages from one big internet retailer (still don't know how they managed to accomplish that)

>>56155517
what have i done with my life

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Thought I'd give an update while I wait for gearbest to get back to me.

The Vernee Thor is a god damn lemon, I posted a review a couple weeks back but holy shit everything's gone downhill from here.

- The software is ridden with bugs
- The fingerprint reader doesn't work
- The touch screen is actual garbage and doesn't recognize small movements, meaning you have to exaggerate every move.
- The battery life is good at first but quickly falls off a cliff.
- The "gorilla glass" scratches very easily and is slipperier than a god damn bar of soap so you can bet if you drop it it's gonna slide for a good meter on the screen and scratch that motherfucker to shreds.
- Vernee themselves are totally useless when it comes to fixing any bugs or customer service. I'm stuck translating russian forums in order to get this god damned phone in working order.
- The headphone jack is faulty and needs to be resoldered after a small knock because the chink at the factory responsible didn't use any fucking solder.
- The IPS bleed is horrifying
- The permissions are fucked and will keep pestering you to turn them off completely
- The rubber backing scratches like there's no tomorrow
- The headphone volume is gimped to 80% or will pause immediately if you keep it above that for over 2 minutes, with no warning because of fucking EU safety laws that don't account for headphone impedence.
- The power button and shitty touchscreen means that half the time when I pull it out of my pocket it'll be trying to ring a random number.
- The front facing camera is grainy, washed out, and can't take a photo unless it's at more than arms length away from the subject.
- The rear camera can't focus for shit and produces constantly blurry photos
- Any time I plug the damn thing into my computer to charge or sync it'll bring the thor window to the front of my screen as if it had been disconnected and reconnected.

Fuck this lemon of a fucking phone.

>>56155281
Review the Robo Cleaner

>>56156099
Huuu that sound so bad. Ty for the input.

>>56152849
>female (male)

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>>56156142