/g/ humor

>>56140073
Ha

>>56140073
So glad I got a vaio instead

>>56139436
>Not a WRT54G
wew newlad

>>56140073
absolute cringe holy fuck
>she will text me soon
oh boy

>>56140073
what is this a anime comic

>>56140073
classic. love at first thinkpad survival demonstration

anyone has the one where stallman goes "allow me to interject for a moment what you call linux....." and got rekt by linus torvalds?

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>>56139436

>>56140156
What model

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sudo apt-get fun maymays

>>56140460
>Using speccy for temperatures
Protip: it will always show APUs as running at that temperature. Speccy has no idea how to read AMD temperatures. It also shows the FX series as running below ambient.

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>>56139436
/g/
Autist
>having humor


Yeah, no such thing.

>>56140540
>no anime posters
>no dragon dildoes

last one is bs

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>>56140073
>she preferred to have mine instead

>>56140485
>The Eval Parts
Fixed.

>>56140376
linus likes hentai
hes a real baller

>>56140603
>taking time to shave
>not having multiple monitors at different angles

>>56140376
Does no-fucking-body realize the logo next to hentai is the EXACT same shape as the Windows Vista/7/XP logo?

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Absolutely.

>>56140828
>pls read me again

>>56140828
this is fucked

>>56140828
I'm beyond any madness frontier.

>>56140828
oh wowie someone actually posted the real one this time

>>56140540
literally me
how do I escape this?

>>56140413
Vpcsa28gg for 250 aud on eBay, with the battery dock so I'm getting 10+ hours per charge

>>56140269
That's a fake image. Stallman doesn't use any social media, and in that image he and Torvalds are having a discussion on Google+. Also, if you think Linus rekt him, you're retarded

>>56140812
SHIT. I SEE IT.

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>>56140812
because its edited, this is the original

>>56140891
By shaving, showering and going outside

>>56140376
>>56140919
fuck that is a good shoop

>>56140931
shaved, showered and am outside
still a fucking loser
look like a creep
wat do

>>56140919
This one is honestly funnier.

>>56140957
pretend you are playing pokemon go
hit on other hamplanets playing pokemon go

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Programmers will know XDD

>>56140073
>luckily it's not something expensive like a mac

>>56141008
Shoulda posted the NSA one.

>>56141037
that's what i got out of it, too
>"oh, it doesn't matter, your laptop is shit"
he didn't even realize he was being looked down on

>>56141023
me on the left

>>56140429
>tfw first amd gpu (r9 285)
>drivers always give me errors when installing
>fan control is don goofed
>stable 40% fan even if its 80C

>>56139500
this one got me good. so simple!

>>56140073
10/10 this is art.

>>56139436
Is that an advanced fucking heatsink on a Raspberry Pi?

>>56140828
Ah, this reminds me of my childhood.
Literally triggered right now.

>>56140812
It's actually the Yodobashi Camera that gives it away.

They don't sell hentai there.

>>56141023
Both are acceptable. Unlike other issues, it doesn't cause trouble with reading the code.

>>56141016
DAT saVE RESOnd thO :OOo

>>56141407
>Yodobashi Camera
what

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>>56139436
:^)

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>>56141430

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>>56141437

>>56141430
>vi
ew

>>56141426
>he cant even read katakana
yodobashi.com is in romaji at least.

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>>56141446

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>>56141458

>>56141454
>he cant even read katakana
I never learnt japanese (or chinese,whatever) and never going to.

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>>56141464

>>56141464
>500 pages
>entire 5 story building
This sounds fun.

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>>56141471

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>>56141481

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>>56141490

>>56141471
>1TB HDD
>Windows 7
>Blu fucking Ray drive
>SB soundcard
>Dell gaming mouse (wat)
>24" LCD
>Intel Quadra (the fuck?)
>12GB of RAM,holey shet
>he got a fucking 400W Foxconn PSU
>and a poor as fuck GT520

I'm not even sure how retarded that guy can be.

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>>56141500

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>>56141506
someone actually repolied with this a few days ago, lol

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>>56141517

>>56141036
i miss moot ;_;

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>>56141530
ah well, that's about it.

>>56140907
still, post it

>>56141458
most people I know just call them usb, that includes myself tbqh
>>56141481
dark red + white is objectively the best colour combination though

>>56141471
this is one of the best trolls of all time. Its so believable but the blue ray player and the geeksquad protection give it away

>>56141458
I get so fucking triggered when people call it "pen drive"

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>>56140460

>>56141638
Add a fan HEATER in this picture and you might be more accurate.

>>56141638
>stares at the pic
>hum...what exactly is wro---
>my sides are in orbit

>>56140812
You're retarded

>>56141481
But 3.5+5 > 4

>>56141774
fixed

>>56141014
>2011
>everything_is_exactly_the_same.jpg.exe

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>>56141774
fixed* fucking hell what went wrong

>>56141446
Huh, guess that explains >>56140674

>>56141505
not as retarded as the guy who unironically replied to bait

>>56141464
>we had an virus infect our print server once (windows server) and they printed a PE executable in ascii, all at once
was fun

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>>56141471
>ram power
>TERABYTE

>>56141023
those who use astyle and those who bikeshed

>>56140540
>mfw 30 years old

>>56141638
close enough

>>56141471
trollkek

>>56142034
I'm 29.
Except instead of basement it is the front room.
And instead of blinds or curtains, I just ignore the sun and stay up at night.
Fuck you fireball!

>>56141500
fucking kek'd

>>56142156
Don't forget to take your vitamin D

>ACTIVAAAAAAAAATE

>>56142183
Taking my daily dose of vitamin D and calciums.

>had severe calcium deficiency recently.
>numbness in arms
>thought I was having a stroke
max lel
I still don't even know why I had it, I regularly eat things with calcium in them.
In after cancer.

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>>56141919

>>56141023
right here

the left is just.... uncomfy

>>56142408
left is comfy
right is comfy but both used by normiefrogs not knowign how to prorgam

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>>56140470
Don't talk to me and my son again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaP_HhGm2rg

1
2
34

>>56142201
>I understood that reference.gif

>>56140376
i have not seen this image in a long time

captcha: scarico goy

>>56142985
First 2 images I'm okay with
>will never have a black gf

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>>56142985
Wake up sheeple

>>56143067
Bestiality is disgusting.

>>56141458
Around here people just call it a "USB"

>>56143230
where? facebook?

>>56143237
Nah, Denmark.

>>56141458
but it IS a jump drive thats what its called...

>>56143276
JumpDrive is what Lexar calls their usb flash drives, it's a brand name

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A computer programmer is sitting at home with his wife. He takes a cigarette out of his pocket, lights it, and takes a puff.
His wife looks at him and says, "You need to stop smoking those things. Can't you read the warning on the box? It says 'hazardous to health!'"
The programmer looks at his wife and says, "I'm a computer programmer. I don't care about warnings. I only care about errors."

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I wonder if anyone even remembers these threads.

>>56140460
Speccy temps are shit. It said my mobo was 111C while it was actually around 30.

>>56143593
Back when we told phoneposters to fuck off? Good times

>>56143771
Yep. Good ol' 2009. RIP. 2009-2009.

>>56141458
Im gonna start calling it a pocket ssd

>>56143846
Many fast USB3 models are basically that

>>56141458
>Implying memory stick isn't the definitive god-tier term

>>56141023
Left is more preferable to read through.

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>>56141842
>you will have a qt 3.14 freetard gf

>>56140450
Ahh Florida, how I don't miss you.

>>56140547
I actually have a fan built like that and couldn't figure out how to replace the bulb. So I called the manufacturer, that told me that those fans had been recalled and the only way to replace the bulb is to break the globe.

>>56141500
i remember this post

>>56140565
>TFW some kid probably won this in a sweepstakes and it was the coolest thing he ever owned
Why is this humor?

>>56144081
it isn't memory it's storage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw-MUOCSZrA
Thought this was pretty funny. Clueless female Pajeet attempts to scam a guy with a Linux desktop

>>56141014
Current /g/, forever /g/....

>>56144896
>Did you just fart
>Yeah
kek

>>56140073
>if only that latte was half as sweet as you
Ladybois and gents, i present you the womanizer of /g/!

>>56141014
>2011
>ISHNYINLT
oh boy

>>56145363
Looks like your RIG is running at a stable 4 Kittenherz

>>56145544
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>56144470
Sause

>>56145714
Pretty sure that's Mirai Nikki/Future Diary.

>>56141107
lunatic

>>56140828
This isn't humor. This is a horror story.

>>56141085
You are autistic, anon. I can sense it in your post

>>56145714
Date A Live

>>56144896
50% of your memory is infected
Allofmywut.png

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>>56141355
>not getting proper cooling for your pi

>>56141638
>using a heatsink on the case
topkek

>>56141023
>Collaborate on code
>I'm right, partners left
We both Autistically edit the braces to fit our preference ever time we touch the code...

>>56141913
it's not bait though, people like that exist anon

>>56141458
>dongle

>>56142006
Fucking kek

>>56140828
Christ. I hope this guy mails a printout of this screencap to his mom with a note saying "this is why I won't be attending your funeral."

>>56143242
Meme country

>>56141023
I'm missing (if (conditional)
(...)
(...))

>>56140073
Maximum cringe

Can anyone post the microsoft employee complaining about management and Windows 10 being shit chatlog?

>>56145893
cute

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>>56141545
You missed this one, good thread

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>>56141471
>Dell Gaming Mouse

>>56141919
>nmap -A 192.168.1.0/24
>printer has raw printing via port 9100 enabled
>get a printout of all the stuff nmap sends when guessing which ports are listened to by which programs

>>56146587
should be called “depth first search.webm”

>>56141281
>80c
How did you get that so low?
Are you praying to a different deity to me?

>>56146449
I was going to design my own website but I'm clearly not going to be able to on my i5 3360M ;_;
Why didn't I listen to the salesman!

>>56146633
You mean high, I never get anything over the 60's with my OC'd R9 390, running with throttling and sleep turned off and stock fan speeds.

>>56146587
This is why I don't like playing RPGs

>>56140073
This is bait, right?

Right?

>>56146720
Kek no, I had a faggot like that working at a local Subway

>>56141458
>zip disquette
No wonder it's comedy gold,I kek'd audibly.

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Fucking summerfags destroying even the shit threads by not contributing anything

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Apply yourselves newfags

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These ancient mildly amusing image threads are something sacred on /g/. Those who do not contribute need to out themselves

>>56146579
you do realize alienware is a subsidiary of dell, right?

>>56140073
once again women are the niggers of gender

t. Chadius Cocklarge

>>56140828
I can outdo this. give me some time to write

>>56146587
*beginner trying to install driver(s) on debian.webm
Sounds more accurate than you think.

>>56140565
i believe those are actually collector's items

>>56141014
The youtube guy gets me every fucking time

>>56141023
a.k.a. youtube 2010's page source script?
huge wall of text.

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Part 1/2
> be nice little kid
> when I was 12 I wanted to play minecraft but my laptop couldn't run it
> 8 fps
> save up for two years for a gaymen PC
> paint the garage, mow the lawn, remove weeds
> build the whole thing myself
> playing minecraft at 60 fps with a radeon 6870
> also a horny lil devil
> mother, father, sister, they all make a habit of walking into my room without knocking
> wasn't wearing pants one weekend night to make things easier
> dad walks in
> kneejerk reaction, I close my tabs even though he can't see them
> pull my shirt down to my ass
> he walks parallel to my chair, try to hide into desk
> he keeps slowly walking until he can see I have no pants on
> we all know what you're up to anon
Another time
> jacking off one day
> go to bathroom to finish off
> mother goes on my computer and sees all my porn
Thank god I grew out of my autism and it was 3d porn desu
> when I get back I notice my computer is off, weird, but I go to bed
> On the drive home back from school my mother breaks me the news
> I know it's normal to have urges to see women naked, anon, but you were looking at child pornography
> those women were at least 25 y/o but the fucking pornstar make-up fooled my old hag of a mom
> Deny it
> Anon if you continue I will call the police
> I have taken away your computer
> When do I get it back?
> When you move out of the house
I'm still 14 at this point, in 8th grade
> I'm sorry mom, I didn't mean to, I didn't think I did anything wrong
> I haven't told your dad what you did because it's so shameful
> He's going to take the bedroom door off your wall so we can watch you
> Don't do anything to shame our family anon
6 months later for my 15th birthday I get my computer, that I bought, back, without internet
> Your father has taken away your internet, it's for your own good
> You can use the internet while we watch you
The old autist built pic related. The router used to be inside of the box. I'm 18 so I still live at home.

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Part 2/2
>>56147967

> Literally turns on internet for 20 minutes a day
> No time to play games, don't even bother using computer
Eventually things fizzled out and I got my privileges back as I got older.
> really depressed after I spent a year building up courage to talk girls
> ask oneities on last day of school for her phone number
"Heh heh, um, I'll send it over snapchat okay?"
> Drive home that day happier than anything I've felt before
> she doesn't send it so I give her mine on snapchat
> she texts me "heyyyy it's libbi", then she stops texting me
> ralph_heartbreak.mp4
> ask another girl for her number
> she tells me she'll text my number first
> same fucking thing happens
> parents ask if they can help
> talk to them about my feelings
> Dad tells me, exact words, "Well it's nice to know you just want a whole to fuck."
> sick of years of his attitude
> throw nearby 3lb flashlight at him
> headshot.mov
> tells me he'll call cops if I don't settle down
> ask him to go downstairs
> he's guarded to me but does it
> he takes two steps down before I kick him in the back and he falls to the ground
> screams my name
> mother runs out
> they call the cops
> get taken to psychiatric hospital
> spend week there before valentines day
Day before valentines day
> get rejected again by some other girl

Life is good.

>>56140540
right in the feels

>>56147996
>>56147967
dont bother reading this garbage

>>56144896
In every one of these things the person acts like they're stupid, I've never seen one where they clearly understand what the person is doing and sees how they try to get around it.

I wanna see how they react if someone were like "No, see what you've done there is just run 'top' which displays the processes with the top resource usage, and sleeping processes are just processes which are not active."

If they hang up it's a chuckle, if they try to keep bullshitting it would be hilarious.

>>56148052
I raped your dads anus

>>56148105
you're probably not even 18

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>>56147967
>>56147996
>thank god I grew out of my autism
>throw flashlight at dad
>fucking kick him down the stairs
No son, your autism never died
It just grew stronger
Besides, what kind of porn do you watch that makes 25 year olds look like they are teen or even younger

>>56140891

You shouldn't. Its safer inside.

>>56146449
>social networking more cpu intensive than streaming video
what

>>56148141
monroe

>>56146587
>compiling old obscure software on linux.webm

>>56141949
>genetically
2bh that actually is pretty sexist

>>56143089
It's better than retardation/not knowing what bestiality is

>>56148137
I turned 18 this month actually

>>56146956
someone post the edit

>>56144896
>dexstop
>wiruses
>shit tier british accent

that was painful to watch

>>56147967
>make cantenna
>steal neighbors wifi

EZ

>>56148159
understandable
your still a faggot though

>>56147007
what the fuck

>>56147028
C# vs Java: The Image

>>56141638
this is made funnier by the fact the case is upside down

>>56139500
thought it was a ipod

>>56140540
how does this picture know that i'm 23?

>>56141530
>actually laughed at this

>>56148533
>look again
pci slots are at bottom m8
>do you even oem

>>56142985
what is seo? lol there is worse this

>>56140540
>tfw this has been your life and you try to escape your house after age 23

finding friends is hard when you're not in school anymore :^(

at least I've found a few :^)

>>56148240
oh my fucking god thats amazing

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since I'm seeing quite a few old memes

does anyone have the actual photo of this?

>>56147967
>when I was 12 I wanted to play minecraft
wut

>>56140565
Specs?

>>56147967
MY SIDES

>>56148240
What am I looking at?

>>56148176
I would say you need to be 18 to use this board but my sis uses this too. Welcome you faggot.

>>56149524
FUCK

>>56140540
No wonder he doesn't want to go outside, looks like there's nigger gang bangers out there. Last panel, after a life of being relentlessly robbed by niggers, he finally covered up the window so they don't see his shit and only orders delivery so he can avoid getting mugged.

>>56149761
WHY DAMNIT WHY

>>56149792
presumably they dont want people digging them out the trash and using and selling them or some shit.

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>>56148533
Newfag detected

>>56149749
Used to have one of those. Great device for its time.

>>56148533
Are you retarded?

>>56149524
actually a legit thing to do though.
Much better than removing the heatsink entirely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw-MUOCSZrA

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>Thread is potato

>>56147996
>family
Fuck it, burry them alive.

>>56139500
I actually laughed

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>>56141506
>raccoon covered in glue rolled onto it and ran out the backdoor
>parental controls to keep my 78 year old dad out of my private affairs
>when plugged in the battery lasts forever
>smells like vomit if you throw up on it
>worried that one day I'll be getting a drink at a drinking fountain and someone will slam my head down
Lost hard.

>>56149847
>>56149792
more like they're disposing of equipment used in the medical industry
they also would have pulled out the hard drives to put in the chipper

>>56139436
xDDDDDDDDD

>>56150059
why would they destroy the motherboard? Especially if they have already removed the hard drive?

>>56142206
Jesus christ dude get some sun. 5 minutes a day out in the sun will fix both problems since vitamin D deficiency hinders your intestines ability to absorb calcium.

>>56150101
it's a military security standard thing I think
making sure there's no ROM left that's usable or something

>>56140540
That's literally me at the age 18 spot. At least I am not a NEET, r-right?

>>56150145
They would be unlikely to destroy the actual rom chip that held that info though, and anyone who actually was dedicated enough to read military info from the rom of a motherboard could easily desolder it and transplant it into a working motherboard/reader/whatever.

Its probably to deter people from looting them.

>>56150158
you are going to die alone
welcome to the club :^)

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>>56149265

>>56149820
hahaha, link to video?

>>56144896
>>56149935

I prefer this one, the guy's really good at acting inept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5fY5K_q0Xg

>>56141532
Who?

>>56150438
nvm i found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WziMVUirhs
but why?

>>56141008
Where do these come from? Are they from people who know better writing intentionally bad code? I have a hard time believing any of these are real.

>>56149603
don't know the source but it looks like a chatbot is revealing all possible responses at once

>>56149603
this anon used some neat code and broke a skype porn bot

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>>56144081
But that's not a memory stick. This is

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>>56140828
Every time.

>>56149820
Based LR, the absolute don.
In one video, he said that iron stick was made by his granddad, to beet up the nigger that tired to rob him.

>>56144788
I always wondered if this shit was real, if I recall correctly there was a WoW one too.

>>56140429
my sides

>>56140828
I rage everytime.

Seriously, the mother probably has borderline personality disorder.

>>56141476
Must be super nice seeing a lot of havoc in a 5 story building, going on each floor through the stairs, turning back and so.

>>56150858
or the post is made up.

>>56146720

Never under estimate how deprived /g/ and NEET's are.

>>56141471
and if you actually read the thread he never replies again after the OP

>>56150858
huh
well i guess thats probably what mine has too

>>56150688
>>56144771
I use memory cards as storage sometimes, I'm terrible yes.

>>56141458
What if we start calling them "universal serial thumb flash dongle bus storage zip sdd disquette powered non mechanical drive jump device"?

Maybe even volatile drives, or, universal drives <

>>56141014
It...never...changes

>>56151242
*Parent's Browser.jpg

>>56140429
laughed my lungs out...

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>>56141023
>not k&r style master race

>>56140073
Never heard of the x220 alienware screen mod. Only t420.

>>56149820
what a badass

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>>56151331

>>56148240
fake and gay

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>>56151331

>>56146449
>Not using an i7 to design your own website

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>>56151455
Mediocre i think

>>56141506
>when plugged in battery lasts forever

>>56147967
>>56147996
Bullshit, even if it was real, that would be one fucked up family.

Thank God I didn't have autism parents when I lived at home.

>>56140812
You must be new here.

>>56140942
all my life i thought the first one was the original

>>56151319
Where's the 2016 edition?

>>56147996
>"Well it's nice to know you just want a whole to fuck."
I want a whole to fuck, a whole whole of whole...

>>56149792
>>56149847
>>56150059
>>56150101

Are you guys 15?
Company computers, they have to destroy them by law, so nobody can profit out of old assets.

>>56141471
Why is it always 12GB? Plebs never make it all the way to 4x4GB or 2x8GB.

>>56142724
You memesters sure are fast

>>56147850
>what is minification

>>56152618
>so nobody can profit out of old assets
So in the goodness of trying to prevent someone from possibly being greedy, computers that could be useful to someone are instead destroyed and thrown into a landfill to also destroy the earth and waste more resources building more computers to destroy the earth even more?

Seems quite logical and morally upstanding.

>>56152758
>thrown into a landfill to also destroy the earth and waste more resources building more computers to destroy the earth even more?
No, after that they most likely (I hope at least) got recycled, but nobody could put them aside anymore.

>>56142006
This one always gets me hahaha

>>56152793
Wouldn't there be profit involved in the recycling? I don't see how selling the raw material is any less profitable than just selling the old computers. In fact it may be more profitable... which could explain everything.

>>56140450
This is what openSUSE does to your system.

>>56152840
For the recycling company, yes, but they are not disposing on working computers anymore. The company of whose computers they are got rid of their assets, but they had to be in a non-working state.

>which could explain everything.
Explaining what?

>>56143593

Holy shit I've been looking for the darth vader web browser.

>>56147967
>>56147996
What shit fucking parents.

>>56152972
this

>>56140540
I made this comic for /v/ about six years ago.

The last part didn't actually come true for me until I was 25. It was like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>56141458
I call it flashdisk

>>56141014
>>56141838
it's called "autism". we all have it

>>56143085
i want to believe

>>56141506
>Other Thoughts: I'm worried that one day I'll be getting drink from a water fountain and someone will come up behind me and slam my head down.

FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING

>>56139436
Looks like a tuning capacitor in old radio sets.

>>56145893
i clocked mine without knowing wut i was doing
never again.. I left heat sinks on it .. fast enough
clock without knowing what you doing, you won't get back in.
also bad for it

>>56148533
anon...

>>56150543
I guess he couldn't fix the piece of shit and got tired of it
I wih I could do the same with the crap I get

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>>56142985
fuck me sideways, we live in a world full of blind retards

>>56139436
Cringe humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQekFkgpFJs

>>56153826
see >>56148798

>>56153826
>>56142985

I can't believe these are the real results...

>>56148798

can you show me worse?

>>56153826
>>56154033

That's just googles stupid search algorithm

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>>56153826

>>56154056
my guess is that >>56148798 is saying that people game the search results to make money. I'll admit, though, that I have no idea how they could make money off this, but I doubt anyone at all ever does a google images search for "white man with white woman"
it's called "black hat seo", and it's very profitable.
of course /pol/tards will look at the google results and twist it to fit their own narrative...

>>56149820
Love this guy's channel

>>56154172
Search "black hat fedora seo"

Get rigged with monyz

>>56149961
>4chan runs on thins