Scala

>>56079657

Ok, start shilling.

>>56081111

Hey why do you ignore my quads?!?!

>>56079657
C# is trying and improving with every version. Can't wait till it takes over from Java as the goto cross platform language. .

Btw I code in Scala at work. Best combination with Spark.

>>56081111
Also, nice quads.

>>56079657
Scala sux SAPs huge dikc.

>>56079657
>Scala
>Java for edgy developers with textbook autism

No thanks

>>56081637
>they run on the same virtual machine
>so they're basically the same
Wrong. Java and JVM bytecode are totally different.

>>56081689
>Lugging around JVM
>Not Java

>>56081749
That's correct dude. JVM is not Java. It's a virtual machine, not a language. If you get butthurt about virtual machines, you don't even need it. Scala can compile natively via LLVM.

>>56079657
clojure is better. Scala needs to learn more from haskell; it's not REALLY bad though.

>>56079657

Redpill me on Scala, senpai..

Why should I use it over C# or Java?

>>56079657
Redpill me, OPtron. Why would I even remotely consider Scala until Dotty is stable?

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>>56083237
>>56083277