/csg/ Chink Shit General

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First for anime and pls respond to >>56075767

Doesn't look like anything from the client->server side could be exploited. Maybe there's some hidden fields.

>>56076013
housefires, capacity and current

$.ajax({
    type: 'post',
    url : 'index.php',
    data: {'com': 'lottery', 't': 'lotteryAnniAct'},
    dataType: 'json',
    success: function(ret) {
        console.log(ret);
    }
});

Response: Response: Object {store: "You didn't have enough coins to roll the draw.", pType: 1}

$.ajax({
    type: 'post',
    url : 'index.php',
    data: {
        'com': 'event', 
        't': 'coinsExchange',
        'type':'excoupons',
        'id':5
    },
    dataType: 'json',
    success: function(ret) {
        console.log(ret);
    }
})

Response: Object {msg: "The exchange time will start on Sept 1st 10:00 am (UTC+8). Collect more coins now!", code: 1}

$.ajax({
    type: 'post',
    url : 'index.php',
    data: {'com': 'event', 't': 'AnnicsignIn2016'},
    dataType: 'json',
    success: function(res) {
        console.log(res);
    }
});

Response: Object {code: -1, msg: "You have checked in today. Come back tomorrow to get more coins!", data: Array[0], signDate: "-08-14", gold: 0}

are these real piston 3?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/221957358642

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What's the best QC 3.0 charger that won't burn my house (or wallet) down?

Any Vicky lewds yet?

>>56076046
dont do this it steals your password

Where can I find those little weighing boats cheap?

The plastic diamond-shaped things, for holding powders during weighing.

>>56076059
Price is close enough but I have serious doubts they're legit. Xiaomi stopped production of these some months ago and they're running out of stock all over, leaving some fakes and chink sites with limited stock left.

Last I heard was that Banggood still had some left in stock.

>>56076129
they don't

how are the piston air compared with the 3's?

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>>56076105
These things.
Searching for the name gives me no results.


I'd also like some reverse tweezers, maybe locking tweezers. But all I can find are >$4 each.
Regular tweezers are all <$1.

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>>56076157
>>56076129
forgot pic

Are LD microSD cards any good?

>>56076188
I've got a few of the 32GB, 16GB and 8GB ones and they're pretty good, none of them have failed me yet.

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is there a difference between the xiaomi bluetooth speakers? can I just pick the best looking one?

>>56075887
So remind me again of who this mascot for /csg/ is again and when was he made?

>>56076222
Expensive one has aux in and Micro SD slot. Black and white box ones are the same. No idea about the cylinder one.

>>56076237
it's the xiaomi mascot

>>56076255
So /csg/ just picked any china based company at random and ended up with xiaomi?

>>56076213

I ordered 2x 16gb ones when they were on sale for 5$

>>56076264

to be fair, their stuff is the best made stuff.

www.aliexpress.com/item/9Pcs-44-Peroxide-Dental-Equipment-Teeth-Whitening-Dental-Trays-Dental-Bleaching-Whitening-Gel-Home-Use-Oral/32667029009.html

Will these give me tooth cancer?

>>56076264
I guess. Mainly because it's a company known for high quality products at very competitive prices.

>>56076161
Try alibaba. I couldn't find them on aliexpress for some reason, but alibaba has plenty.

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>>56076264
/csg/ adopted Mitu as their own mascot, recoloured Mitu has a red hat with the 4chan clover instead of the commy star.

Besides that Xiaomi is a pretty good chink brand and it's a cute design.

Any cheap chinkshit I can buy for organizing my SMD/through-hole electrical components? I was thinking of using those binder pages for trading cards, but I can't find them cheap.

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>>56076303
>high quality products

>>56076337
>Xiaomi is a pretty good chink brand

>>56076351
>what are fakes

>>56076351
There's fake Xiaomi products out there of the Xiaomi Pocker Powerbank and Redmi Note 2 phones.

>>56076351
When you right exploding X in google you get exploding X, lol what a surprise you can do the same for Samsung or apple.

>>56076302
Don't put anything from China inside your body.

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>>56076351
lol

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>>56076302
Do you really trust the chinks enough to put a hydrogen peroxide solution in your mouth?

As some who has spilled hydrogen peroxide on their hands, I wouldn't trust it chink products that contain it.
(pic related, my hands looked a bit like this)

>>56076302
No but they will damage your enamel.

>>56076404
But the point of the dental shit is to turn your teeth white. Your hands turned white, so I guess the product should work?

>>56076416
Its acid its will destroy your teeth.

>>56076465
>peroxide
>Acid

Lol. Fuck off newfag.

>>56076046
God speed anon, were you the one to find out how to cakefarm too?

>>56076321
I don't need to buy 10,000 of them though.

do you have a link?

>>56076572
Some sellers on Alibaba sell single units, or you can ask them for "samples."

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/BAG_FULL_OF_DICKS/2154028_32659269610.html
Should I?

>>56076669
looks gay

>>56076674
I am.

Are there any cheap desktop amps or sound cards worth buying? Couldn't find anything on the wiki.

>>56076683
I'm flaming and I wouldn't wear it

>>56076683
Are you a bottom? Because that bag screams bottom.

>>56076696
So it's not gay?

>>56076705
Probably a matter of:

>>56076703

Is Gearbest safe to buy? Im reading these reviews and 90% of them are negative

>>56076376
I always knew Xiaomi had good taste

>>56076785
Gearbest is the safest to buy from because they take Paypal and if something goes wrong Paypal has got your back.

>>56076827

have you ever used paypal?

>>56076703
Top. I guess I need to find a top backpack

>>56076854
Yes and gotten many refunds with no problem.

>>56076785
Are you planning to buy the company?

>>56076922
You know what i meant. I'm just worried i'll get ripped off, just like 95% of the people who say that the site is shit

>>56076939
What do the other 5% of the people who say the site is shit say about it?

>>56076939
People complain a lot. For a chink shop, it's kinda decent

>>56076157
Most people shill the Hybrids over the airs, Hybrid is a more generic design that should work for everyone. Some people seem to like them more than the 3, some less. Personally I only own the 3 so I can't do a comparison for you.

>>56076946
Shoulda bought from Banggood. Fuck sake...

>>56076939
No reason to worry, you'll be fine.

>>56076982
I do use Banggood. Often times they have the cheapest price.

>>56077007
GB has cheaper prices than BG 85% of the time.

>>56077014
Unless it's a popular item. Prices go up as GB becomes more popular

>>56076939
I've made 6 gearbest orders and have had no issues, with 4 more being shipped to me now. As much as we love to hate on it, it's a trusted /csg/ approved site.

>>56075887
Xiaomi laptop open for preorder on Gearbest: http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_416105.html

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>>56077056
>$639.99

>>56077056
this is a piece of shit
why is it so expensive

>>56077056
>laptop
it's current year, get a tablet instead.

>>56077056
>639.99$
Time to spend some good Goy points

>>56077075
>>56077085
They want the normies market

>>56077056
>ultrabook laptop
Better buy a laptop tablet hybrid or a real laptop (muh thinkpad)

>>56077056
I was honestly expecting a lower price.
Gonna stick with my used chinkpad for now.

>>56077056
>649
>will retail for 525$ in China
Better wait some extra months

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Was there an update on this?

My xiaomi mi 4 is fantastic. I like it!

>>56077275
Shoo shoo stinky chinky

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Qi-Universal-Wireless-Charger-Charging-Pad-for-Nokia-Lumia-1520-1020-930-For-Samsung-Galaxy-S6/32661876516.html

Are these wireless chargers any good?

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You can report sellers having too high price on aliexpress.

>tfw no cute bf to watch jack ma documetary with

I'm hunting watches on GB and BG because paypal, I like them like this one http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_213085.html, simple but classic, nothing modern, anyone got any tips?

Anyone got a link to the guide anon posted few threads back to viewing all items on aliexpress in price order, to search for all the shit under $1

>>56076785
I've ordered over $200 on Gearbest. They're legit.

>>56077364
Could be money laundering or feedback fixing

WTF is going with this recording of Fake Britain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyvXmww2y8s
See how that BBC logo shakes around.

>>56077371
Remember ebay as well, also do you really need that extra paypal protection for a 2-6 dollar watch?

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>>56077488
Not really, but I just set up a Paypal acc and I wanted to use, it I'll look in Ali too.

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Did i win?

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Bought a cheap thermometer off Aliexpress. Didn't come with instructions, but there's a button on the back that you can use to switch between Celsus and Fahrenheit. Not sure how quickly it refreshes, but it does change every few minutes and there is a button t instantly refresh it. It uses an AG10 battery, but I didn't have any on hand so I used an LR44G instead. Works fine, but I had to unscrew it put the battery in and it bulges out as seen in the picture. I got it from https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32611902328.html

When will i be able to score some Rubber Ducks for 0.03$ again?
I'm really depressed because i missed that

>>56077565
>free shipping to Poland

>>56077482
Man that show is such drek...
And the logo shakes around because the video can't be uploaded on YT due to copyright reasons, so the uploader turned on image stabilization to fuck up the video.

>>56077589
Takes longer than it did during WW 2 though...

>>56077482
Youtube's active camera shake cancelling or some shit, it's supposed to remedy camera shake but instead it causes or makes things worse.

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>>56077589
>>56077565
It is my destiny.

>>56077647
Thanks, I forgot whole feature.

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Any of my Russian friends know if EMS shipping worth spending ~15$ on?

I want something better than free shipping but EMS is my only option, unfortunately.

>>56077220
That was me.

I posted the last thing he wrote me, which was something along the lines of "I cannot and will not ship it out, you need to cancel the order".

He asked me to put the reason for my cancellation as "I no longer want the item" so naturally I put "seller raised price" since there was no explicit "I got chink'd" option.

>>56076161
>reverse tweezers, maybe locking tweezers
Do you mean hemostats?

>>56077816
>Do you mean hemostats?
not exactly, but these could work.

I'd want something without the scissor-like rear on it though,

Can anyone suggest a wooden tray with straight edges, about the size of an A3 sheet of paper?

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>>56076302

Yes. Don't put chink liquid in your mouth.

>>56077645
well i got a 500gb 850 sam for 114, which is better for me since ass customs

>>56077716
So you canceled the order?

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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Potted-Monkey-Face-Orchid-Gardon-Pots-Planter-Home-Livingroom-Flower-Seeds/1675095_32687836540.html

Someone buy this

>>56078038
rather not

>>56078038
>http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Potted-Monkey-Face-Orchid-Gardon-Pots-Planter-Home-Livingroom-Flower-Seeds/1675095_32687836540.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/World-biggest-super-huge-anal-plug-large-butt-vagina-orgasm-stuffed-dildo-toy-strong-sucker-sex/32710580538.html This or [spoiler]No Man's Sky[/spoiler]?
[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

>>56078101
forgot /g/ doesn't have spoilers, fug me.

>>56077854
Laparoscopic dissector?

>>56077351
No, broke after about a month for me. It's big but super light and doesn't have many coils so charging is pretty spotty especially if you use a case.

>>56078139
Its okay anon

I wish all boards had spoiler enabled

>>56078139
You dun goofed

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>>56078101

>>56078101
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/World-biggest-super-huge-anal-plug-large-butt-vagina-orgasm-stuffed-dildo-toy-strong-sucker-sex/32710580538.html

You're only really gonna use the top part but you're paying for the whole thing.

What's the most massive dildo I can buy on ali?

Not gay or anything just wondering.

What will happen if I rub this stuff in my face?

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/MEIKING-Face-Care-Suction-Clarifying-Mask-Facial-Mask-Acne-Treatment-Nose-Blackhead-Acne-Treatments-Whitening-Moisturizing/1897416_32678360721.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.0.705.5o8cY6&sdom=101.616.650.0_32678360721

>>56078355
1.5 meter tall

>>56077661
Depends. What are you trying to buy?

>>56078399
Xiaomi Mi5.

>>56078038
how do i earn the star next to my name

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Anybody looking for a tacky as fuck Chinese knife with an "ancient" coin embedded in it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds1Da1dANi4

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_391317.html?wid=21

>>56078423
Suck moot's dick.

>>56078435
>?wid=21
Nice referral link, how much do you make from it?

>>56078423
It's a new 4chan feature, only god's chosen people gets a star. Oy vey

>>56078464
All Gearbest links have ?wid=21 at the end, newfag.

>>56078466
God damn it Goldberg, the Goyim shouldn't know

>>56078038
That's amazing haha. Anybody know how long they take to bloom? Seller hasn't mentioned anything.

>>56078404
Is DHL or any other company not available?

Ask the seller about previous orders from Russia and what they usually select and are happy with.

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DAILY REMINDER TO CANCEL YOUR ORDER
#PRAYFORVICKY

>>56078474
Then how do you explain this? >>56077371

>>56078038
This is a scam.

>>56078558
Import Vicky and wife her

>>56078570
People snip the useless bit off the end because autism. Literally try and copy and paste any Gearbest link yourself, dipshit.

>>56078545
>Is DHL or any other company not available?
Nope, there's only free shipping, Singapore Post, and EMS.

>Ask the seller about previous orders from Russia and what they usually select and are happy with.
I'd probably be happy with the free shipping, but I would prefer to be happy a week or two earlier.

>>56078623
Go for the EMS shipping then. You can always make back your money, but you cannot get back lost time.

>>56078645
>doesn't know that Gearbest referral links look like ?vip=[number]
>so new he doesn't know this
>snipped his own wid=21 bit off because he doesn't want to admit he's wrong

Don't give a fuck, go back to ordering more rubby duckies to splish splash with at bath time underaged faggot.

>>56076397
but u can put your body into stuff from china ;)

Someone was asking a come of threads ago with no responses, so I'm continuing the question. What are some of the cheapest entry level chinkshit headphones? I'm assuming he didn't mean iems

what's a good place to get a mousepad?

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>>56078682

>>56078780
99c mousepad ofcourse

>>56078789
>recording your screen

>>56078789
>visible VPN add-on
Fuck off Lithuanian.

>>56078464
Not even him, but even if it was a referral link
>Not wanting to get a % from linking shit people ask for
what are You, a retard?
>Oh, i pay the same price but anon will get money from IT, FUCK CANCELLING RIGHT NOW

>>56078839
Found the referralfag.

>>56078839
It isn't even a referral link, that's the sad thing. He's desperately clutching at straws because he's a buttblasted Lithuanian man child with a cum splattered laptop hiding behind shitty VPN add-ons to get past his permaban for being a pedo.

>>56078859
Found the cuckold
Do you work for free?

>>56078891
>copy-pasting links is work

>>56078900
Providing information is.
>I can't find X
>hey, buddy, do you know where I can find X
>Sure, you go there and there/here's a direct link

>>56078820
From A.R.T.S.COW? (Have to type it this way because 4chan thinks it's spam. Remove the dots.)

>>56078891
>not wanting to support some neet shill
>calling him the cuckold

lmao

so /g/ would it be possible to buy another camera for my chink tablet and solder it?

>>56078937
>shill
where he provides literally what the previous guy wanted but couldn't find.
Do you suffer from brain damage?

>>56078949
Obviously you do.

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>The system is busy, please try again later
>For your inconvenience, we apologize.

Damn taobao.

>>56078925
yeah them

Is there possibly a good chink audio interface with 48v phantom for recording to PC with the BM-800?

>hello pls cancel order stating "buyer no longer wants item" and we will refund you
Why list an item if you don't even have it

>>56078937
nobody here supports me, I'm on no affiliate schemes and never earned a penny off this fucking general. I do it "for free". If you want to attack me, feel free to do it that way. The truth is more pathetic than whatever fantasy you've cooked up in your vodka boiled brain about me. Keep hammering the dislikes too, I don't give a fuck.

>>56078923
>i deserve compensation for doing someone the smallest favour

Let me guess, you have no friends.

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>>56078923
>implying anyone here asked for edgy knife links

>>56078986
LOL

67 cent card knife thing after $1 coupon, looks pretty good:

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/card/1799330_32696401719.html

>>56079011
>67 cent card knife
Doesn't beat 10 cent card knife.

>>56078953
>I can provide a link and get nothing for it aside from "satisfaction and good deed done" or I can post a reflink, that'll net me a small percentage, while the guy buying it won't pay more.
Better Do It For Free™!

stay mad, stay poor, always being a consumer never a producer of any kind
>send link without ref
exchange of money for good happens, with you getting nothing from it

>>56078988
Guess again.

>>56079036
haha lmao

>>56079028
still got the link?

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Has anyone tried these KZ-ATE earbuds? I'm looking for comfy portable earbuds with lots of bass

http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216373.html

>>56079011
same thing for 48 cents here: http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32695321948.html

>>56079081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OapEypb8dKQ

$5 coupon for this store: http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1946822/search?origin=n&SortType=price_asc

>>56078965
My debit card doesn't work on their website for some reason, and I don't want to sign up for PayPal just for it..

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Umh

>>56079139
use paypal guest checkout, no signup needed

mousepads are bretty good too

i can link you another mousepad if u need

>>56079155

>OS: DOS

retro, i like it

>>56079081
I like them. They're super bassy, so if that's what you're looking for, you'll be happy with them. They can be uncomfortable but Ive gotten used to them.

>>56079157
Sure. I'd appreciate that anon.

>>56079133
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/MUH_DIK/1946822_32695115340.html

How is shipping from US-LA on Gearbest? Do they take their own sweet time like they do from China? I live about 50 miles from LA

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>>56079133
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-shipping-metal-anal-plug-stainless-steel-anal-hook-ball-big-butt-plug-adult-ass-sex/1946822_32509204487.html

>anal hook

>>56079195
oh gutted they've stopped selling it now, but there are shitloads on aliexpress if you search, also if you want a big one they have fake razer and logitech ones which are pretty good.

>>56079216
>>56079237
hell yeah dude

>>56079237
>rilax

>>56079081
I have them and tehy're shit, don't bother. The KZ ED9's are the best chink IEM by far.

>>56079250
Oh. No worries. Thanks.

I like the idea of having a large mouse pad but I think I fancy a custom mouse pad more. I only have a laptop and a mouse.

>>56079187
Thanks for the opinion anon. Do you know if the ATE S is better/worse/different?

>>56079261
I'm checking out the ED9s right now and I like that they fit in the more traditional fashion compared to the ATE. How's the bass? I listen to a lot of hip hop and house

>>56079253
>>56079237
>maybe yourself

>>56079297
S has memory wire near the buds themselves, that's the only difference.

>>56079081
get rock zircons

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Latex-sexy-black-wigs-fun-wigs-cosplay-wigs/32646534551.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000023.1.mOd75N

>>56079358
>>€ 41,00
lel

I want a cheap 1 or 2$ knife, can i get one?

>>56079358

>FUN

>>56079392
It won't be any good.

>>56079392
Sanrenmu 7010 is the best you can get. Not $1 or $2 though.

>>56079451
link?
>>56079407
it's just for opening packages and wasting time toying with it on uni classes

>>56076498
It is you fucking idiot. It's just over the counter hydrogen peroxide is in such a low percentage it's not harmful unless ingested or in your eyes.

Does the processing to be completed from Gearbest take long?

>>56079490
Either get a Sanrenmu or Baodanli Ancient Coin, they're both quite cheap.

>>56079572
Depends entirely on stock availability

>>56078370

Instant skin cancer.

>>56079572
It always takes longer for phones because they have to put chinky malware on them.

What cheap chink shit dont i know i want yet from Gearbest?

found the aliexpress api documentation, could help with the coupon script: http://gw.api.alibaba.com/dev/doc/intl/sys_description.htm?ns=aliexpress.open

will the RN3Ps become cheaper soon?
according to kimovil, they are $170, and were $162 a while ago. I'm poor af, so I guess I'll wait a bit until prices go down.

>>56080105
could make the coupon searching a lot quicker, eg the coupon api: http://gw.api.alibaba.com/dev/doc/intl/message.htm?n=SellerCouponActivity&ns=aliexpress.open&t=2&a=getActList&v=1

>>56079155
>celeron

>>56078789
Piss off Lithuanian shitposter.

>>56080131
Wait for redmi 4 nigga

>>56080131
Get the 2/16 SD650 version, it's $140 atm.

did the 25c plushie seller pussy out?

>>56078997
What the fuck is that

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Well done BangGood

>>56080474
so it is secure? we'd have to find a vuln somewhere else.
they are using php... I bet there are some lurking somewhere

>>56075887
Is there anything similar to this https://www.nintendo.com/nes-classic

>>56080648
Just buy raspberry pi and usb controllers.

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>>56078831
>>56080220

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is my giant stinky root plushie ever going to ship?

>>56080811
>american
>owning a passport

fake

>>56080244

>using a chink'd rom and having to wait AGAIN for a good alternative.

>>56078013
Didn't have a choice ultimately; I could have extended the processing time more or less indefinitely but if he's not going to ship it he's not going to ship it. Hopefully he will come back to me when he finds out I put "seller chink'd me" as the cancellation reason.

I don't even want the flash drive. I'm just happy to be doing my part to help educate the Chinese on Western customer service standards and practices.

>>56080834
oh shit ur right
Well, redmi note 3 is actually solid since it has more support.
If you don't care about custom roms, you might wanna wait for redmi 4 and ask for unoppened box so you can flash a global rom asap.

>>56080244
>>56080834
>>56080860
RN3P is still faster than Redmi 4.
SD650>SD625.

RN3P is still king until RN4P arrives.

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How easy are those LED fans to program?

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tfw you have satisfied your thirst of buying chink shit

>>56080972
Nah, it's like a venereal disease that keeps on popping once in a while

>>56080972
My thirst knows no limits.

>>56080934
quite easy
they have a program you can use for that

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>>56080934
Piss easy.
They come with a (Windows-only) piece of software that you can input text into and it will handle the rasterization for you. It can hold about ten separate lines of text and it lets you pick from about half a dozen different fade in/fade out animations for each.
You can also draw directly onto the fan's pixel grid to create things like the Chinaman smiley in weebm related

>>56081052
link?
also how much air does it actually push ?

>>56080811
>clearly a VPN add-on set to America in the original webm (why would an American use a VPN for an American IP)?
>Lithuania not being the epicentre of stolen car/passports/cum stained laptops

Proves nothing you slavshit.

>>56081144
this. post your gun.

>>56081130
http://www.gearbest.com/indoor-lights/pp_312049.html?wid=21

Note my wid=21 referral code.

I had previously ordered one from Ali because it was £1 cheaper (search for LED fan or LED message fan) but it was DOA.

>also how much air does it actually push ?
Enough to be useful. Noticeably more than the Xiaomeme fan but at the expense of significantly more noise.

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>>56081144
>>56081187

>>56081218
Thanks.

>>56081235

webm for ants

>>56081235
Gun proves nothing
"Guns and national defense in Lithuania

Guns are legal to own for self-defense, only for concealed carry and a local permit is needed (getting one involves having a safe, passing psychological and physical evaluations).
Conscription is practiced."

>>56081235
britbong here. is that a AR15 that pisses off all those liberals? FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS

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What's the difference between these?

>>56081339
$1.30

>>56081339
None. just chinks being chinks.

>>56081339
Second one probably has tracking info.

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>tfw

>>56081429

wot

>>56081429

welp that image didn't reflect what it said initially.

>No tracking information for the shipment, or overdue tracking.

>>56081455

see:

>>56081457

>>56081275
It's an american m8. If this were really lithuanian we'd see an ak/sks/some third worlder rifle.

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>>56081489
that was clearly an airsoft gun, hence the ultra low res weebm

How do I hook up with a qt chinese seller? How do you guys do it?

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>>56081515

>>56081609
why are you such a fucking faggot?

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>>56081609
>mama, I break plastic toy gun again

>>56079221
There's an annon that got his xiaomeme bluetooth speaker through US-LA. He reported 2 days after order.

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Sveiki, mano Amerikos draugai

fucking europeans

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>>56081858
Fuck off Russian clay

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Prime-32GB-ROM-Metal-Body-Fingerprint-ID-Mobile-Phone-Helio-X10/32556311464.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10049_10017_10059_10058_10060_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_2&btsid=db7604cb-90ae-4cff-b33e-a54c2c4977db

these guys legit? seems to have good reviews.

>>56081944
They're opened, go figure.

>>56082060
yh only reason i haven't placed an order.

They come preloaded with custom chinese ROM, I guess I can flash it and root it?

any other anons waiting on news for their plush monstrosities? It hasn't shipped out, but the seller also hasn't asked to cancel or anything yet.

>>56082121
Yeah

I just want to share this with you guys.
http://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_373088.html?currency=USD&gclid=COio2r_xwc4CFQkJkQod8poPqA

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I wonder if these are any good, jap shit is so overpriced these days.

>>56082277
kill yourself pedo scum

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>>56082305

I can't click on wiki link or copy text. Any phablets you would recommend for sprint network? I'm currently on galaxy s5, and think of switching to phablet.

>>56082175
I have a feeling he's going to let the processing time run out for as many people as possible, and then ask the rest of us to cancel the order. Hope not, though. I ordered four.

So I've got a tracking number from seller on aliexpress and after 12 days I still can't track it via chinapost, track17 or aliexpress.
I've contacted the seller to verify if the code was correct and to check with china post if possible.
I've never had this happen before, I suspect he never sent the package or sent it later and put the wrong code on purpose.
What are the chances of me getting chinked? Anybody had a similar experience? Don't want to wait forever to get a refund

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Revised /csg/ approved YouTube channel list, all dead channels removed:

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and may have started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP) and has birbs galore
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

BigCliveDotCom - the myth, the legend, tears apart chink shit to see if you'll kill you in your sleep
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links and shilling
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Frostycakez - gets chinked by chink drone purchases repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn7FeJcsUaxRbS22Zfn1uYg

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

GeeekyStuff - boring voice but in-depth reviews of chink shit especially dash cams and obscure chink phones
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdt2o-hQ3BF-lc1z58ZY2mw

>>56078605
Who the fucks Vicky

>>56082614
You forgot karpathyz.

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>>56082631
I wish I could

>>56082213
Since half of csg seems to be knife enthusiasts:

Can anyone recommend me a chink knife sharpening tool that actually works?

Also, what's the best way to sharpen kitchen knives?

Forget rubber duckies! How about some 75 cent meme chickens?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Small-Size-17CM-Yellow-mini-Screaming-Rubber-Chicken-Pet-Dog-love-Toy-Squeak-Squeaker-Chew-Gift/32566172254.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owHxBi6Kgxw

>>56082661
neckbeard knife collectors, not enthusiasts

>>56082615
LEAVE VICKY ALONE

>>56082661
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/FINDKING-brand-Two-Stages-Diamond-Ceramic-Kitchen-Knife-Sharpener-Sharpening-Stone-Household-Knife-Sharpener-Kitchen-Tools/32340819540.html

>>56082650
>tfw one of my shitposts pretending to be from Reddit made it into the image

>>56082670
But that is an old meme

the mi fit app sucks really bad, do I have some kind of app which can monitor my heart rate or do I seriously have to manually click this stuff each time?

>>56082696
Ok nvm

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>>56082614
>Dirty Reviews
> may have started off the shark meme
Go fuck yourself dirty you lying prick, stop continuing to shill yourself here and take both your referral links and uninformed, retard-level video "reviews" elsewhere

>>56082697
how do you use it?

>>56082720
Constant heart rate monitoring is usually a limitation of the device itself, not the app

>>56082670
Thanks for the link, just one question:

Have you actually used it, or is this just the first thing that popped up on ali?

>>56082614
Product in pic?

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>>56082754
Sorry that I'm making money while you chug vodka in your mother's basement raging at other people's successes as she looks at you in total disappointment.

>>56082808
I hope this isn't a false flag.

>>56082757
rub your knife in it until sharp

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how did I do, /csg/?

>>56082825
>cat noose

>>56082825
>he has an iPhone

>>56082614
>/csg/ approved YouTube channel list
>/csg/ approved

You fucked up, the list isn't blank.

>>56082847
>USB-C
>iPhone

does anyone have more GB discount codes from shady russian forums?

>>56082871
I got confused by the nano sim adapters, my bad

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>>56082813
It's not.

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Magic wands are technology right?

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So how possible is it to get stock android on a chink phone?

>>56082971
WTF! I hate dirtyreviews now!

>>56082983
what is so magic about?

>>56082998
check xda/use cm

>>56083007
Try one and you'll see :3

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>>56082808
I have a proper job, I don't need to coin shave a few pennies from people trying to buy chinese merchandise thanks

>>56083007
they fit in your anus

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>>56082971
>157 subs
>real Dirty has 293

Shit bait.

What's the best thing I can buy for my new apartment? Under $25 preferably.

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>>56082971
>157 subscribers

>>56079237
tbf some bondage with that is hot

>>56083045
>>real Dirty has 293
jesus christ are there really 293 people that retarded in this world

>>56079237
>tfw I hang myself and rilax

>>56074845
Should have bought the oukitel c3 instead.

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Dirty Reviews anon here.
I'm disappointed that so many people are choosing to false-flag as me in these threads. If nothing else it distracts attention away from the important issues like finding great deals on Chinese products!
So come on lads, let's bring it together, stop the infighting and all work together next thread to find the best items we can!
Just cut out the fighting and remember Dirty's Rules - Stay Safe, Have Fun, and Don't Forget to Like and Subscribe!

This is the worst /csg/ in years.

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>>56083185

>>56083213
I miss Chinese shopping general

>>56083229
Why? Are you a racist?

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Making a new thread, back in a few.

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I finally found this
Ordering it now

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New thread here
>>56083320
>>56083320
>>56083320

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>>56083253
I'm the real OP, I'm making the next thread. Don't go to this Lithuanian's thread.

>>56082697
These kind of sharpeners are all shit.
Use proper wet stones or if you have one a belt sander.