Mac/apple hate thread. Put all of your rage for apple related

>>56072329
I get that you want a general to be edgy with all your 12 year old friends, but this is an 18+ website.

i had an ipad 2 a few years ago, it was pretty nice actually. the ios was very limited but everything just works as it should
i installed tongbu and downloaded all paid apps for free. it was ok

do you have that much of a hate boner for apple that you think it justifies an entire thread?

talk to a shrink

>>56072377
>>56072536
So do you take it in the ass or oral?

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>>56072546
>Go to bed Jennifer

>>56072329

I have a Macbook Pro and it's the best laptop I've ever used.

Somebody gifted me an iPhone SE and I'm not sure I'm entirely onboard. It has some nice stuff (like airdrop). I want to jailbreak it but I don't want to play some retarded game of cat and mouse with Apple for all eternity and leave security holes open in the name of pirating apps.

All in all the laptops are great.

So like im a girl and like I have Mac and like it has a virus and like I don't know how computers work and like I sent it to my friend and like he couldn't do anything.... Like can you help

>>56072589
>I have Mac and like it has a virus
Story fell apart there sorry.

>>56072329
Cool post-ironic photo you got there.

>>56072329
I use a Macbook Air, AMA.

>>56072621
How many cocks can fit in your stretched asshole fuccboi?

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>>56072329

>>56072644
2

>>56072669
Lel

>>56072680
Better make that 3 because Papa is coming downtown baby

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>>56072377
>>56072536
>>56072599
>>56072621
here are some (You)'s

You poorfags are just jealous that you cant afford the most progressive, aesthetically pleasing product on the market. And there's no maintenance or upkeep neede, no downsides, you fascist microcucks.

>>56072875
Would you like shit on top or bottom sir?

>>56072875
this
>>56072718
is littoraly you

>>56072329
>$2500 dollar computer
>puts trash amd gpu in it.
thanks apple. I really do enjoy my 800mhz

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> rage

Apple is mostly funny
the best part of these threads is triggering the few non ironic macfags of /g/

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>>56073184
100s in preview

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I don't really hate Apple, only macfags

>>56073143
>I really do enjoy my 800mhz
We worked out it was about all you could handle.
No need to thank us.

>>56072669
>big data
>hpc
>R&D

>Windows

Good one.

Windows is great as a user end OS, fucking horrendous for anything else

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Does this say something about Apple customers?

>>56072546
>lol Apple iz gay xDDD
Thank you for proving my point.

>>56072718
I bet that image is older than you are.

>>56072329
Found the jealous linux child who's upset his shitty OS only has 2% desktop usage. Maybe someday you'll have actual software and games.

>>56072582

So you've never used a good laptop?

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>>56075522
>needs market share for validation
I just use what suits me best and I don't feel obligated to justify my choices.

Macfags constantly live in buyer's remorse. It's so transparent.

>>56075524
Then what is a good laptop to you?

>>56075617
The XPS 13, you fucking retard.

>>56075628
>webcam in the giant bottom bezel so the top bezel can be sooper thin
That laptop is the definition of form over function.

>>56075647
Says the mactard.
Sure the webcam, but you forgot the vastly superior battery life (16h vs. 10h), vastly superior screen (2160p Sharp IGZO vs. 1600p LG/Samshit IPS), better keyboard, better CPU and graphics while being thinner and lighter in a smaller 11" footprint.
The Macbook has nothing on the XPS.

>>56075683
I'm a different anon, I'm just jumping in to tell you how fucking retarded your laptop of choice is.

>>56075732
>>56075683
Also
>4k screen on a laptop
Top fucking kek

>>56075683
It's too bad all of that is wasted on Windows.

>>56074813
u must not have seen tthe multiple os logos in the pic

>>56075750
>computers can only run the OS they are shipped with

tech_illiterate.jpg.exe

>>56075778
Oops, I meant to say "It's too bad all of that is wasted on Windows or Linux"

>>56075750
Then get the fucking Developers Edition XPS 13, fucking retard.

>>56075745
There's a 1080p version for even longer battery life. They say it's up to 19 hours, but you'd be looking at 13-15 hours realistically.

>>56075732
How is the XPS 13 retarded? You can't get a better laptop than it, unless if it's the XPS 15.

>>56075812
>how is it retarded?
See >>56075647
Also
>XPS15
That's an even worse choice.

>>56072329
>16gb

>>56075851
See >>56075683
All you're caring about is the webcam location. And you're accusing Dell of placing form over function?
Because literally everything else on the XPS 13 shits all over the Macbook.

>>56075879
See >>56075732
Also the webcam isn't my main gripe, it's the giant fucking bottom bezel.
>if we make the bottom bezel thicker than a fucking dictionary we can make the top one thin ooooooh
What a retarded idea

>>56072557
>apple fags keep child porn on their devices

wew

>>56075935
Yet you're still accusing Dell of function over form. It is the size of the 11" Macbook Air, yet it is faster, has better battery life, better screen and keyboard than the 13" Macbook Retina.

>>56075956
>faster
Unnecessary power that drains battery life isn't a pro
>smaller
This is a plus
>better screen
The only options are FHD and 4K UHD, right? So you have the option of an ancient resolution or a pants on head retarded one.

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>>56072329

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTEBk3wRkl8&feature=youtu.be&t=30s

^
macfags don't understand anything about computers, like many people
but they are not aware of that
even on /g/, when someone says a bunch of nonsense, you can bet its the one lost macfag

>>56075778
But Linux is even worse.

>>56076226
You ain't seen nothin' yet.

https://youtu.be/dCEQZ_4V7NY

>>56076294
retarded nu-male doesn't understand how SaaS works...

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>>56072329
DELETE THIS