Scala.JS

Are you shocked that there are legions of autistic NEETs with too much time on their hands?

>being a webshit

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>>56015421

It's just not right.
What will be next?

>C++.JS

Here, I said it..

>>56015601
That was done ages ago, fambino
http://kripken.github.io/emscripten-site/

>>56015702

>There_is_no_god.gif

OK, how about Haskell.JS? Assembly.JS?

Can we even stop it anymore?
Has programming gone too far?

php.js when

js.js

>>56016082
absolute madman

>>56015984
it's a buffet
https://wiki.haskell.org/The_JavaScript_Problem#Haskell_-.3E_JS

>>56016069
http://asmblah.github.io/uniter/

>>56016082
https://github.com/google/traceur-compiler

>>56016082

>Yo dog, I heard you like JS, so..

>>56015392
That slide is U G L Y

>>56015392
>Nashorn for scala
so what? that shit has been on the jre8 for a long time now, it was only expected for scala to rehash yet another java shit...