I need an app idea /g/

automatic ddos 4chan app

An app the shows how many people are in a gym, for us social autists

Best method to kill yourself based on imei, location, contacts, ios, app history

app that deletes all other apps in your phone and melts your SIM

>>56001643
Super monkey ball but it uses the phones gyroscope

Cajun chicken timer

Battery voltage russian roulette

>>56001643
how about an app that detects all the other apps, pics, video, music, games, etc. on your phone...and then tells you how big of a faggot you are OP

WP needs a 4chan app...

>>56001643
Fart cannon.

Like Angry Birds, but toilet humor Edition

Clitoris tightness estimator.

>>56001643
Gayder

Allows apple users to chat with nearby fellow apple users.

>>56001643
make an app that tells you to install gentoo everytime you visit /g/

>>56002114

> clitoris tightness

guy never seen a vagina

>>56002155
so just a /g/ browser then

>>56002184
My balls are so hard right now

Make a real time camera filter that will realistically show people walking by naked. Every autistic teenager will happily buy your app.

>>56002215
My uterus is wet.

>>56002101
And the best part of this app, the heavy lifting happens right in the manifest.xml because if somebody would install an app that invasive one had to be GAY AS HELL

>>56002044
This

>>56001643
making an app that is Whack-a-Drumpf, assuming that donald trump has his name copyrighted or some shit, and make it free, then just fill it with adverts.

a dating app with pokemon go integration

Like tinder but it matches people who want to fight.

>>56003012
this is honestly a good idea

why these many codemonkey threads this last couple of days?

what's going on?

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>>56003012
Hmmmmmmmm..

You're onto something.

>>56003012
In two versions:

>Fi-Fighter Alpha
>Fi-Fighter Beta

>>56002044
Explain.

>>56003000
this plz

Gentoo

>>56003283
KEK

An app that lets parents notify the childcare that their child will be sick, and it needs to work the other way around so parents can know if child is sick in daycare or lost.

>>56004923

You to fucking lazy to text them?

>>56004986
Fuck if i want to get up in the morning and call in sick to the god damn childcare haggeling ass bitches raggedyass niggerlettes minimal wage working ass fucking scrubs watching my child shit her pants.

>>56005025
and you send your demon spawn to them....

Make a BitTorrent based CalDAV and CardDAV client for both android and desktop

A doctor app that interfaces a patient with a large database and proposes their diagnosis

An Android app that installs gentoo

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iCuck

Tells big buff black men with huge dicks that a fellow white man near them wants to get cucked.

Membership for the cuck is $10 monthly because they're cucks. Membership for Jamal is free because... He's Jamal.

iOS exclusive because Jamal only uses iPhones.

Also, you can update it later to show stats and all that for both sides.

Jamal
>12" dick
>8' tall
>Has 3 more BBC friends

Christopher
>4.7" dick
>Skinny
>Likes being cucked
>#blacklivesmatter
>Secretly wants to suck a big black dick
>Wants to get fucked in the ass

You get the idea. I want 35% royalties for my idea.

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>>56002993
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=prg.prg_wam.WAM

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>>56003012
>>56003016
>>56003135

>>56001643
An app that makes the phone vibrate so you can shove it up your ass and go fuck yourself for making this shitty thread you FUCKING WANKER

>>56001943
kek that shit came out with the iPhone
it's not on the App Store anymore because SEGA/Apple

>>56006698
>cuck this cuck that
2015 called they want their meme back

>>56007405
>[year] called, they want their [blank] back
1985 called, they want their insult back, cuck.

super cumshot 3D

You enter your Facebook friend's name and it auto-analyzes his or her every photo and constructs a 3D model of their face. The app lets you wank a virtual cock and spooge on their face.

In-app purchases for multiple cock, niggerdicks and varying amounts of cum.

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>>56007526
Not a bad idea, actually. Especially with VR support. You might be onto something.

>>56007568
Yeah but there are two bottlenecks:
>that shit will never be accepted to any App Store, so normies won't eat that shit up
>3D face analysis isn't exactly an easy task

>>56007581
>3D face analysis isn't exactly an easy task

Facebook already has this technology, anon could partner with them

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