Where can i learn java online?

>>55998814
Why do you want to learn a shit language? Do you want to write poo codes?

Go learn real man programming language like C# or you'll be shitting in the street for your entire life.

i want to learn it because i can code apps or games for android. also i work full time it would be something im doing on the side.

>>55998814
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kill yourself
I mean, honestly, literally, without memeing, fucking kill yourself, for real

>>55999101
Give him a break anon, he only just heard about le4chan from a cool friend of his.

you really are one miserable ass prick arent you fucking shitlord faggot.

gimme info or gtfo.

>>55998814
If you didn't even have the aptitude to google "where can I learn java online", you won't be a decent programmer, I can tell you that.

why google and search through thousands of pages when i can come to the all knowing G and ask them for their opinion on the best place, considering alot of people do this for a living on here? are yo fucking gay? leave idiot.

>>55998814
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>>55999944

What's it like being 13 in 2016? I imagine it's awful and feel bad for you kids who will never know what it's like to grow up in the 90s.

>>55998814

Grab an OReilly book off the net and skim it. You'll be frustrated for a while that all your java knowledge can't build something useful. So, getting to android app tutorials fastest is going to be best. I hate java, but I do want to write some apps.

>>55998814
Java is a turd and only turd hardware relies on java and that hardware could be made better if the software was made with c# or c++ so don't waste your time go learn something everything uses.

http://wiki.installgentoo.com/

>>55998910

Confirmed for unemployed NEET that has never programmed in either, but just reposting a /g/ meme.

https://docs.oracle.com/javase/tutorial/
I'd avoid any books by Schlidt or any "learn Java in x amount of days" type books.