What do you think Steve Jobs would say about this?

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If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you

- Steve Jobs

>>55993973
"Needs more of that directly ripped off from Braun look."

>>55993973
kill me

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>rolling in grave intensifies

>>55993973
He wouldn't say anything because he's a corpse you retarded mongoloid.

>>55994058
>/g/ actually believes there is a better solution for the stylus

>>55993973
Probably fire the CEO, but it's actually great seeing apple going full retard, since the pretentious cocksucking turtleneck fag can't rise from his grave.

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>>55994083

>>55994110
>pretentious
>implying that's necessarily a bad thing

>>55994083
Girls must love you.

>>55994129
Yes it is, being pretentious gets you cancer and then you die, like the pretentious cocksucker you are, so unless you want to end up like the turtleneck fag, don't be a pretentious cunt. That simple tbqh famalam pie.

>>55994097
An implementation that doesn't require charging in the first place.

>>55994155
So is that actually confirmed?

He thought he could cure cancer with carrot juice or whatever?

>>55994170
He thought he could cure cancer by putting dicks in his ass.

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>>55994184
Well that explains the new CEO

>>55994184
Ah, thanks for the clarification. Almost forgot /g/ was shit for a second.

>>55993973
Anyone who didn't stop buying Apple products after Jobs died deserves to be ripped off by the quacks who took over.

>>55994213
Anyone who ever bought apple products deserves to be shot.

>>55994226
I had an ipod touch as a kid.

>>55994231
I hope you get shot.

>>55994097
>galaxy note

>>55994226
Better delete your browser history so your mother doesn't see you talking like that.

>>55994237
Dat edge.

>>55994265
Stop projecting, applefag.

>>55994273
Projecting that you have a mother? I should've assumed you would have two dads, sorry.

>>55994300
So you have two dads?

>>55994110
>implying he isn't frozen somewhere

>>55994097
from apples perspectivethis is the best soultion financially becuase in next model, they will "upgrade" the stylus so cucks have to buy a new one to be trendy

from customers perspective - its not. There is a technology for styluses that dont require batteries and for the money they pay it should be already in place.

further - even if they decided to use battery operated stylus they should have at least include a short cable. Without cable its very easy to break it. But maybe that was the idea - make it shitty and prone so we can charge them for new ipads/styluses or repair

>>55993973
"First you Loo
and then you Poo"

>>55994231
I bet your iPod wasn't the only thing that was touched when you were a kid

>>55994245
To fit inside the device Samsung had to make it thin and uncomfortable in the hand. The Apple stylus is meant to be comfortable to use for extended periods like a real pencil. It has to be thicker than the device.

while apple does make some shitty calls, most of the products have an above average performance and great design and build quality for the average non techy user, and that’s a fact, overpriced, but undeniably decent products specially the iphones, ipads and macbooks

>>55994465
>same hardware
DUDE JUST SLAP THE APPLEL LOGO LMAO
>now the same hardware costs 2x as much
>applel

>>55993973
I wouldn't mind if those phones were originally this thick with big battery

>>55994465
>while apple does make some shitty calls, most of the products have an above average performance and great design and build quality for the average non techy user, and that’s a fact

No it's not. Their Mac line up is 4 years old with the exception of the macbook (model with the 12in screen and 1 usb-c port). They're making people pay big premiums for 4 year old hardware.

>>55994489
Who do you think you're convincing with posts like this?

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>>55995026
It's literally the truth though

>>55994457
um the stylus doesn't need to go inside the phone, that's just storage. unless you're saying that you'd store the apple stylus in the charging port.

The official battery case is the most anti jobs thing apple has done
Jobs would have either a. Made a bigger battery or b. Told people the small battery is exactly how its supposed to be

>>55993973
Steve said "never ask what I would do"

>>55994058
I can't imagine how much this picture would trigger Jobs. Especially the stylus. He openly hated styluses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YY3MSaUqMg

I don't get the meme. It doesn't look very good, but as long as it's comfortable who cares? At least there's something to grip onto now.

>>55995459

What a pretentious fag.

He'd love it

>>55994097
>Inductive charging
>proprietary magnetic port on the side of the device
>female lightning connector so the stylus can be charged by the usb charger
>passive stylus

>>55994097
wireless charging with a dedicated pen-shaped base station

>>55994083

Haha oh my god that is SO funny the OP says what would he say and you're all like "HURR NU UH he's a ded faggt"

lol I love the humor on this board, a++!

>>55995459
He hated styluses ON A SMARTPHONE

>>55995939
No. In general.
Apple actually started work on a tablet before the iphone. Steve wanted to show all other attempts on the marked "how it should be done". One of his main beliefs was that there should be no stylus.

Return to the glory days of PowerPC when?

>>55996370
Never ever. ARM is the new king.

>>55995622
this

Apple has released a lot of crappy design and DOA products under Steve.

First Macbook Air
iPhone 4 Antenna
One button round mouse

>>55994192
he actually came out twice
no one cared
twice

>>55996477
isn't being gay kind of a pre requisite to be apples ceo?

>"Hey, I gay"
>"No shit, you work at apple"

>>55996438
POWER is actually a viable high performance server/desktop chip. ARM is not.

>>55996512
Steve definitively was not gay.
I mean, he had an illegitimate kid, you don't do that when you're gay.

He was a vegan, alternative medicine nutjob however and that killed him. He died of cancer, not AIDS.

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It was this sort of jokes that gave me cancer

Stve Jobs

>>55996559
POWER is a housefire worse than AMD

he'd obviously call it "cancerous"
haha.

>>55993973
et tu iphone?

>>55995097
Jobs was responsible for the iPod shuffle that had no buttons and the shitty square iPod nano, among other mistakes. He had a boner for small size. He would have said how the phone gets amazing battery life at its current size.

>>55994442
Savage

>>55994097
The pencil. Superior Xperia user with pen mode coming through.

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>We're going to remove the headphone jack
>but it won't make the device any thinner
>also we're going to include this super awkward adapter

Apple has officially reinvented everything again

>>55995568
Because if it's about being minimalistic it's not about being comfortable or resembling human-likable shapes.

>>56000616
>poor little white guy.jpg

>>55993973

"Pump some more poz cum up my poop chute, Jamal!"

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JUST

>>55994097
If they made the device 2mms thicker they'd be able to have a slot for it to sit in and charge

>>55993973
"as long as it's overpriced I'm fine with it."

>>55994343
>they should include a short cable
It comes with an adapter so you can use any lightning cable you want with it

>>55994155
You must be 18+ to use this website

>>56001274
kekukek

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>>55994097
>>55994097
Surface already has it.

The iPad pro and Pixel C are both a shitty Surface.

It's funny how MS has the long run locked down when it comes to tablets, no wonder they didn't drop touch based windows after 8

>>55994457
Note tablets have a slot. And they have 10k mAh batteries, and all that...

>>55993973
Is the opinion of a man who was retarded enough to drink hippie juice to cure his aids really matter?

>>56008838
don't forget the enemas

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>>55994058

>dedicate life to making products with CLEAN design
>5 years after you die your successors fuck your shit up

JUST

>>56008838
He had good business sense, but didn't know shit about health.

>make it thinner
>plastic battery pack
>thick again

all the while androids have fucking iris scanners. apple is shit.

>>56009566
>>dedicate life to making products with CLEAN design
Too bad Steve Jobs was too fucking stupid to provide the same attention for the OS all his shit runs on

>>55997539
I'm not sure about the new ones, but the old ones certainly were. The heatsink on PowerMac G4s and G5s was comically large, and I could use my 1.5ghz G4 mini to heat my room.

>>55995459
Apple & Jobs always say whatever shit justifies their current products. They double back on it whenever they have something to sell in the niche they previously shat on.

>>55994489
That's Asus now too. Same shit from the same factories but with a different logo.