What would be the most /g/ way to kill someone?

Make them install Arch.

housefire

slap them with a t420

Look at them

>>55988126
Remove the fuse socket from the mainline

Hack their pace maker with a very strong inductive current

Beat them to death with a piss bottle

>>55988126
sudo jump of cliff

sudo always works

>>55988126
Easymode: Swatting
Hardmode: Hack a self-driving car and run over them

No diabolical schemes? Dr evil would be disappointed.

>>55988126
Posting a non-animated GIF.

>captcha
7700 and a fucking olympics symbol
How the fuck I'm gonna type that?!

Force them to do a jigsaw style puzzle, except instead of overcoming some fear or going through a life changing experience, they'd have to Install Gentoo, or be thrust into a pool of overclocked 480s without any fans.

>>55988181
OoOoO

Pretend to kill them with technology but really kill them with video games and anime.

>>55988181
I saved the image to my tablet and not sure why it's not animated.

I bet everyone that knows the movie or image clicked on it and waited for the explosion

convince them to take hormones and dragon dildos until they die of eternal bleeding

>>55988461
>eternal bleeding

>>55988461
That's bretty prutal pro

>>55988126
Suicide
Because everyone on this cancerous subreddit should kill themselves.

>>55988461
Now since you've mentioned bleeding, let me tell you a quick way to achieve maximum results with minimal pain and such.

Length wise ~2cm thick incision at region of wrist where you feel your pulse. Then cut the artery you see. You"ll feel slightly dizzy, nauseous and sleepy. And after 1 mins unconscious. Takes about 10 mins to die.

BONUS TIP:
>Use some painkiller, local anesthesia.
>Lay on bed and lower your hand into a jar etc to collect blood. This makes less messy for your family, cleaners.

>>55988711
U

Hide in your roomand wait for them to die

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>>55988126
Electrocute them with a 15kv neon transformer

i dont know we should try it on me to figure it out

>>55988126
Make a bet with someone which won't allow them to eat unless they can install Windows 7 on Linux Mint.

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>>55988719
I think my family would be more disturbed thinking about how I planned it so meticulously

>>55988126
>What would be the most /g/ way to kill someone?
Link their daily calorie allowance to AMD stock price times 100.

Beating a man to death with an IBM Model M

Destroying Internet reputation because nowadays humans are huge faggots.

Hack the pedometer of their smartwatch so that it displays 100 steps as 1 step and they die of exhaustion.

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>>55988620
Even in the afterlife his ass bleeds.

>>55988141
>thinking this is hard at all
Make them install LFS without a manual

>>55988126
Force them to browse /g/

>>55988269
Underrated post.

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>>55988126
Start with a filesystem.

>>55988620

>not knowing the meme

>>55988915

If they find out you did it then I think it's justified for them to kill your entire family with dragon dildos.

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>>55988126
Death by autism