What does a real hacker look like?

You stole my picture

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>>55927624

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

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>>55927624

>>55927624
The hackers that try to ssh into your boxes are just average russian, chinese, or indian guys

>>55928558

Does bird sister mean sister's dick?

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A hacker is just some atutist with an anime pic

>>55931295
>atutist

I think that's you mate

>>55927624
Most of them have two eyes, one mouth, one nose with two nostrils, two ears.

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>>55927624
This is what a real hacker looks like

>>55931364
Holy shit those fake af tits. Would not bang

>>55931359
very hacker

>>55931331
...that's what I just said, you inane faggot.

>>55931446
Yep, you can tell with all those beatz by dree

>>55931386
You'd bang a bean chair, if it had a hole.

>>55931512
Who wouldnt?

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>>55931465

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>>55931464
> ...

not edgy

>>55931645
That's a cyberspace warrior.

>>55927676
Leave Egghead alone!

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>>55931669

>>55931359
God I hate this image. Literally the ultimate image to describe the cringy bullshit known as Macfaggotry

>>55931865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cRGVaJF7Y

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>>55927624

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>>55927624

>>55931364
does anyone have that webm of the rotating 3d scan from this

>>55931512
Aka Rosie O'Donald

>>55927669
Are roller skates required?

>>55932116
How else are you going to quickly escape

>>55932238
Touché

>>55931953
I forgot this existed

Hackers does not have one distinctive appearance. I myself am a white hat hacker and I look pretty normal

>>55932990
Hate to break it to you, but there's no such thing as a white hat hacker. You're a penetration specialist. Sorry.

>>55932265
bidet

>>55933103
Maybe he means it literally. He might where a white hat while hacking

>>55931987
SO I SEE YOU'RE RUNNING GNOME...

>>55927676
Is that the Oregon shooter?

>>55932990
go to be chumnup

>>55935517
I can't wait for firearms restrictions to really crack down so tube guns can make a comeback in terrorism.
Kalashnikovs are fucking ugly desu. The fact that most terrorists are using the cheap Chink Norinco clones doesn't help.

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they do not foregibe
they do not 4get

:--------DDDDDDDDDDD

>>55934285
Kek'd, I forgot about that scene.

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Like this. Next question.

>>55935510
No, that's Egghead, a tripfag who is hated on /r9k/. They tried to blame it on him.

>>55928302
Sunabouzu?

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>>55927624
A hacker is someone who enjoys playful cleverness—not necessarily with computers. The programmers in the old MIT free software community of the 60s and 70s referred to themselves as hackers. Around 1980, journalists who discovered the hacker community mistakenly took the term to mean “security breaker.”

Please don't spread this mistake. People who break security are “crackers.”

>>55927624
They usually look like shit

>>55927676
oh fuck man, i am try learn programming in assembly, and can´t imagine this hahah

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>>55927624
Come and get me Feds

if you dare

>>55939613

Well, I can see the case for 'crackers' not being used

>>55939781
No

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>>>/wsg/1227744

>>55931359
shit

>>55940081
Indeed. We need better terminology.

>>55939805
Looks exactly like every shitty trailer I have have ever been in. Is it something about trailer's that make people this way or is it the other way around, people like this are drawn to live in clusters of trailers?

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>>55931359

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Actual convicted hacker #1

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>>55941760
#2

>>55927716
Absolute cancer
TV is cancer

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>>55927624

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>>55927624
Woz wuz a hacker.

>>55941687
>knowing people that live in trailers

i'd venture to guess you're not much better than them m8 .. white trash tend to move in the same circles

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>>55927624
Looks like a hairy 250 pound butt naked me laying on my back with a thinkpad t400 on my stomach munching doritos and occasionally itching my testicles with the same hand I'm using for food.

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Charlie Miller?

>>55931364
amusingly enough, this is the closest person to a hacker on this thread
she does make her own stuff

>>55931386
do you even transhumanism bro?

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Is weev a hacker?

>>55939613
From the Merriam-Webster dictionary:

Simple Definition of hacker
computers : a person who secretly gets access to a computer system in order to get information, cause damage, etc. : a person who hacks into a computer system

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like this

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>>55944970

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This is actually a real one

>>55944689
Weev didn't hack anything.
All he did was arithmetic and Apple and AT&T was pissed because they're stupid.
Weev is a simply a troll, one of the best.

>>55945052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCNZrhyb2Fc

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>>55945052

>>55927630
Accurate Description
/thread

>>55945025
Mouthbreathing moron? That is fitting, for sure.

>>55945052
>Weev is a simply a troll, one of the best.
He's no longer a troll as he's not pretending any more. He legitimately became an insane white nationalist during his prison time. I've talked to him a lot on IRC since forever and he really has changed for the worse.

>>55944894
That is the definition perpetuated by the media. The definition at MIT and similar places predates that.

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Define hacker.
Average joe. Will claim lack of knowledge of computing and will never exclaim they're a cracker (if they're a cracker, in the case of a software hack, people are usually proud of their hacks and post them on forums)

>>55941760
HE DID NOTHING WRONG