>get new credit card
>it has one of those "chips" europoors on /g/ keep raving about
>go to mcdonalds
>order two mcdoubles, a mcchicken, 20 chicken nuggets, 2 large fries, and a mcflurry
>attempt to slide the chip
>"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
>the slot takes 30 seconds to find
>60 more seconds for it to "verify"
>beeps when it's done
>go deaf from beeping
>by the time I get to a table, my food is cold and a random shooter has gunned down everyone in the restaurant
>have to tip the shooter
>he only accepts credit cards
>"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
>get shot because I can't find the slot in time
>now $130k in debt from hospital bills
How is PIN and chip better?
>>55910393
>>the slot takes 30 seconds to find
>>60 more seconds for it to "verify"
Get better internet in your 3rd world country, amerifat.
>>55910393
(you)
Look this post makes fun of itself
>can't find the car door handle
>automobiles are USELESS
>>55910393
>tfw a pasta you made lives on
>>55910393
>tfw you realise only amerifats would order that much
>by the time I get to a table, my food is cold and a random shooter has gunned down everyone in the restaurant
My fuckin sides
>>55910405 (You)
>>55910729 (You)
>>>55910405 (You) (Him)
do you people really not have tap to pay yet? lmao
>>55910393
My sides are in mild pain.
>>55910824
Clap to pay?
>>55910824
That existed here before anywhere else, retard. It's also useless.
>>55910393
Nice try, Europoor. Stop obsessing over us and maybe you'll be able to make some friends.
>go to /g/
>repost age-old bait
>people still reply it
>>55910393
jokes on you we all use contactless now
>>55910805
(Me)?
>using contact payments
>2016
NFC master race
>having a credit card
you deserve it
>>55911124
Visa debit cards are a thing
>>55910393
>Tfw eurokings used this trash over the past 10 years and is now being discovered by amerifats
>Tfw eurokings have moved on to wireless nfc phone pay which takes about 1 second :^)
>>55911150
>voluntarily carrying a government tracker
>europoor
Checks out
>tfw got a Sony Xperia X Performance
>NFC chip is on the front so I have to rely on force feedback to know if the scan worked
>>55910393
> >attempt to slide the chip
> >"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir"
Already can say it's a shitty POS terminal, because most of them allow you to cancel the PIN and go with swipe. Which is reasonable, what if there's a camera pointed right at the terminal and you don't want do reveal your PIN.
>>55911186
>Tinfoil ameripoor thinks the government cares about his location
>muh new world order
>muh illuminati
>>55911281
Are you fucking retarded?
>>55911082
(literally)