>phone has retina scanner jesus christ

>phone can read your blood sugar

jesus christ

>phone has a stool sample scanner

jaysus chrimbo

>phone does everything and even sucks your dick

fyckiing christ

>phone can turn your piss into drinkable water

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

TURN IT INTO WINE

>>55901407
>TURN IT INTO WINE

I approve this message.

>You dont own a cellular telephone

¡ay caramba!

>Phone can take photos
>Phone can connect to the internet
>Phone can play games

Jesus Christ, what else can phones do?

>phone can track your place on a map

jesus cristo!

>>55901482
Send everyone's finger print to the FBI

>>55901524
>Send everyone's finger print to the FBI

And now retina scan. Thanks Obummer

>>55901524
>I can access the billions of porn videos and images on the internet from the palm of my hand

Amaterasu-sama~

>phone can phone people

Wuuuut

>phone has to stay uncharged for 3 days before you can recharge and boot
JEEEESUS CHRIST