FUCKING MACROSHIT

>>55894656
Just force it to update by clicking on "Learn more" and then downloading the official update tool from MS. It's not hard.

I had to do this as well because they apparently were pushing the update to newer devices first. I guess those faggots consider my C2D machine to be too old.

>>55894656
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/12387/windows-10-update-history

>Download "Media Creation Tool"
>Select "Upgrade this PC"
>???
>Profit

I got tired of waiting for the update so just changed my background to black and crippled the gpo so it can't disable Cortana in the Pro version.

>>55894656
>post in this thread this thread

>>55894819
No its:
In this thread: post in this thread this thread...

Also no update for me yet.

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Where's MUH update

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>>55894656
Haha.. sucks to be you OP.

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>>55894994
>Pro
Haha.. sucks to be you.

>>55894994
>pro

Look at him
Look at him and laugh

>>55895032
>having to use server version to get the best desktop experience
Something is very wrong

Make sure you guys turn off "Defer Upgrades" if you had turned it on.

>>55895032
>Windows Server on a desktop
For what reason ?

>>55894956
>#000 is acceptable UI design

Macroshit, everyone.

>>55894656
Friend of mine got update, it fucked up, hes stuck in a boot loop.
I wouldn't suggest it

>>55895060
Oh I agree with you.

>>55895084
Found out a new updated LTSB edition isn't coming out until October and because I don't feel like waiting I went ahead with Windows Server and to me I like it alot. I'll answer other questions.

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>>55895072

>>55895094
Outside of server-specific applications, what benefits does it have over Pro ?

>>55895094
>Windows Server 2016
>RTM build number

Is it officially released? Link to ISO?

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>W10 Education
>No update
>Tried checking updates for hours
>Tried manual updating
>Get this
Don't use meme versions.

so people are actually waiting impatiently on an update that overwrites a lot of your settings, installs additional features & "apps" that 99% won't use and can't be uninstalled/disabled without tools?
maybe you'll love that the startmenu got bigger and uglier again

got it. got triggered. uninstalled it

>>55895117
>Download Media Creation Tool
>Install
>???
>Profit

OR

>Download .iso file
>Upgrade

>>55895122
Yes. People are seriously excited for a tighter leash. Great success.

>>55895122
I don't give a shit what they change about windows. It's never been something the end user has owned, that's just the way with closed source software. They can do whatever they want to their OS which they're lucky to even have installed on my PC because once the AMDGPU driver stack on Linux supports GCN1.0 I'll gladly drop wangblows at the drop of a hat.

>>55895110
You have alot more control over your OS, I heard Microsoft removed some policies from Group Policy editor in the Pro version, Enterprise/LTSB/Server branch versions allow you to configure options that you can't otherwise change or disable (such as various telemetry/privacy settings) in Core/Home or Pro.

>>55895115
Not sure, RTM means it released to manufactures/OEM so to me, yes.
As for a link have a link around MyDigitalLife forums.

does autokms still work on 14393? wouldn't want to have to pay for windows now would we

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>>55895131
>Download Media Creation Tool
>Zero options for Education

>Download iso
>Go to Microsoft website
>Get this

>>55895110
Data Deduplication

>>55895174
Yes I activated using MTK from MDL.

>>55895178

Education is included, you retard.

>>55895168
>You have alot more control over your OS, I heard Microsoft removed some policies from Group Policy editor in the Pro version, Enterprise/LTSB/Server branch versions allow you to configure options that you can't otherwise change or disable (such as various telemetry/privacy settings) in Core/Home or Pro.
Not him, but it seems to me you have no fucking clue why you are using Enterprise. You are just following a meme.

>>55895202
>You are just following a meme.
What's the meme?

>>55895204
That Enterprise is better than Pro for a desktop computer. Since the beginning of Windows /g/ keeps saying that without any argument.

>that UI

It looks like a shitty theme for gnome

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>>55895214
Time to come out from under your rock.
https://www.google.com/search?q=microsoft+removes+policies+windows+10+pro

Also pic related.

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WHAT THE FUCK I HATE MIRCROSOFT NOW!

WHY IS NOTIFICATIONS WHERE THE CLOCK SHOULD BE. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I HIDE THE APP?

>>55895251
You can turn that icon off.

lawl zomg microshaft is teh suck xDDDDDDDDDDD

>>55894656
>actually wanting more adware

when did /g/ get flooded with tech illiterate retards?

>>55895265
Something the matter?

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>>55895283
>adware

>>55895283
If you don't stay up to date you make yourself vulnerable to exploits, viruses & malware.
Antiviruses are useless now and keeping your OS up to date is still the best way to prevent infection.
But of course common sense goes a long way.

>>55894656
It's currently installing on my desktop with 10 Pro.
Not yet available on my laptop with 10 Enterprise. And I was more interested in installing it on the laprop for the Edge ad blocking extensions.

I JUST GOT THE FUCKING UPDATE!!!1!

Microsoft is full of shit. Since I clicked "search for updates", it's been an hour, the pc has rebooted several times, and the progress is still on 49%...

i7 with 16GB of RAM with win 10 enterprise.

If I had downladed the updated version of win 10, created a bootable usb, formatted the pc and reinstalled this pos os, I would have finished by now.

A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR AND IT STILL UPDATING.

I don't wanna know how many hours it will take for my i3 4300U laptop to complete the update...

>>55895324
Something is seriously wrong with you. The update took 15 minutes on my computer.

>>55895324
Nice one man, I fresh installed via USB & WIn10Lite CMD at install.
As for that i3 laptop I would do it manually to save time unless it's not high priority.

>>55895343
Not his fault I imagine it's Microsoft servers and the rollout in regions/areas being shit and for some unfortunate people taking more time than needed.

>literally begging for the update that makes the botnet permanent

you pajeets really are something else

>>55895372
Uneducated and delusional child you are indeed. Leave the thread.

>>55895032
i ran server 2008 and it wouldnt let me do simple things like installing drivers without changing loads of settings. and it forced me to use some ridiculously is 2016 anything like this?

>>55895734
oops. meant to say it forced me to use some ridiculously long password and i had to create a secondary account to do anything on.

>no upgradable packages
AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING MECROSHIIIIIIIIIET

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mfw they removed all apps button from star menu

On my laptop it fucked shit up.
My desktop has not gotten it yet. Should I install ubuntu?

>>55894656
haven't got it because I don't use a cuck OS

>>55896920

What did it do to your laptop? I'm waiting for it currently on mine..

Is it true that this update is eating more RAM?

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>computer suddenly turns off during update
>have to recover old windows installation
>none of the windows apps (store, edge, photos) are working anymore

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GEE, thanks microshit, I really needed that Definition update for Windows™ Defender™ Anti-virus™.

>windows defender activates itself
>if I deactive and reboot the system it'll activate again

Uh, what the fuck did I just do? Was this shit supposed to be activated? I never used Defender.

>>55897238
Every time I click check for updates it reinstalls this definition update

>>55894722
This, holy shit people is full retarded these days

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>>55894656
>Not being a insider

>>55895302
Yes, adware, Pajeet.
http://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-were-planning-to-double-start-menu-ads-in-windows-10-anniversary-update/

>>55897420
>those days

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>waiting for windows update to do anything
>ever

>>55894708
doesn't work if you're on enterprise

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>wait 2 hours to download because of their shitty servers
>this shit happens
I'm too mad to be mad right now.

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>>55894656
>go to settings after reading Op's rage
>click check updates
>got the anniversary update

Thank touko-chan I want your botnet pussy

>can't make a functional upgrade-system even if lives dependent on it
>new update system now uses that upgrade-system
>also forced
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

>>55898343
Works on my machine

>>55894656
>intentionally check option to receive delayed updates
>complains that updates take longer to arrive

This is the new /g/ generation.

>>55898484
That's not how it works.

>>55898500
Yes, it is, motherfucker. Do you even have Windows 10? I've been using it since the very first ALPHA build, ignorant scum.

>>55898155
im on enterprise, i upgraded from 10240 to anniversary by downloading the anniversary windows 10 ESD for my version. that way you can force the update. i like 10240 better though, so i might roll (back) into LTSB.

>>55898523
Sure thing

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>>55895324
Can confirm. Updated just half an hour ago. Had to reboot 3 times. Looks rather like a complete re-install from "windows.old" folder left behind.

>>55896296
no big deal desu senpai, one less click to get to all the apps. looks exactly the same

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>>55894656
Oh, its a "I cant wait to install more botnet and telemetry on my computer" thread

>>55894656
My update hangs at 85% left it all night long, and was still hung at 85 this morning

wtf.jpg? I guess an update for me will never happen.

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>>55895032

>14393.10

What?

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>>55894656
https://msleak.perfect-privacy.com/

Open this in Edge or IE.

>>55895324
Took like 15 minutes on a year old install and a ssd
>>55898673
No shit sherlock, this has been the same since windows 8 > 8.1 upgrade, and 10 build 10240 > 10 build 10536 upgrade too.

>>55894656
>tfw set ethernet to metered to avoid this

Why would I want an update that forces ads?

>>55898820
>Spreading meme lies
>>55895302

REMINDER
Run cleanmgr as administrator to remove leftovers left by the upgrade to reclaim up to 20gb back.

>>55898834
So there's no point of not installing it when you're already cucked by home edition you say

>>55894656
Do we even need this shit? I only upgraded for DX12 as it is. That and KI.

>>55894656
if it's the education edition then you probably won't get it for a bit. i clicked on learn more and ran the tool and it gave me an error code and when i googled it, people were having the same problem and they also had education

>>55898864
And burn my bridge to go back should Microsoft force a broken update/driver that fubars my system? No thanks.

>>55898962
You can always restore to an earlier point before the update, restoring to a previous windows 10 build seems pointless.

>download anniversary update
>updates fine and restarts several times like normal
>final reboot
>BSOD
>CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED
>roll back to previous build
welp.

Google doesn't have anything so I guess I'll just wait.

>>55898996
I meant the option to go back to 7/8.1, which I still have another week or so left (am strongly considering it after looking at all the anniversary "features").

>>55895311
you still get security updates for the older builds

how can i update my win10 enterprise n?
media creation tool and other shit do not work

does anybody have link for .iso?

I'm in vacantion until sunday
No update for menand feeling good
B^)

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>>55894656
>>ITT: post ITT this thread
>in this thread: post in this thread this thread
Pic related is (You)

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? Can anyone help me? Or do I have to switch to Linux to choose my default web browser?

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>>55899907
What? Don't want to use your masters new improved browser?

>none of the built in apps work, they just crash
>can't login into the Microsoft account

Are they self destructing?

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>>55900017

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fuck you Microsoft go die

>>55894656
Why would you want the anniversary update?

It disables your ability to turn off microsoft ads via GPO

>>55900017
I ran wsreset and it shows an error that I don't have access to the file. What the FUCK is going on.

Tried to force it with the update tool and it has been stuck at 0% for like 20 minutes now.

Not that I give a flying fuck about this piece of shit OS or this update that adds nothing worthwile other than tablet meme shit and xbox meme shit, I just use it for pirated games and watching porn, I just have a fetish for updating things.

>>55900098
Want? Boy, you will take it (up the ass) and love every inch of it. It's not asking your permission.

>>55898742
The latest update changes the build number.

>>55900153
http://www.ghacks.net/2016/07/28/microsoft-removes-policies-windows-10-pro/

>>55900317

>Pro

Who cares

>>55900343
>umm who cares
everyone who had windows 7 or 8.1 pro that upgraded to windows 10 got the license for windows 10 pro

theres no way around this beyond sourcing a license for windows enterprise

>>55900317
Will I be able to not get app suggestions if I uninstalled the store and every previous app? Anyone updated after removing all apps? Did they all come back?

>>55900317
SHUT UP AND TAKE JUST TAKE IT

>>55900368
Thats what I don't know

Windows 10 just installed the "Get office 365" ad on my machine again for the 3rd time this year despite me already having a copy of Microsoft Office 2013 on it

Is the MS server seriously overloaded or what? It's downloading at like 40kbps on a 100Mb dsl.

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lel, as soon as I find another computer to back up my data to, windows is going bye bye

>>55900198

Link for the last update?

Can I do a clean install directly to the AU?