How do I become an epic sick hacker?

>>55889836
install gentoo

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>>55889836
you gotta hack the gibson

>>55889836
That's easy. Pull off an epic sick hack.

>>55889836
honest reply here. get one of those arizona tea can, and shove it up your ass.

at first, it wont go anywhere, but as you try and try again you will see your butthole starts to give up. the more you try, the more you train, one day you will be able to stick the entire can inside your rectum.

it won't take one day. or a week. even a year. it is even possible you wont be able to do it at all, but you will learn valuable lessons in the process.

>>55889836
step 1: Download Kali Linux
step 2: Download zsh
step 3: install oh-my-zsh
step 4: ????????????????????
step 5: h4x0r

>>55889836

Like this:

https://www.offensive-security.com/information-security-certifications/oscp-offensive-security-certified-professional/

https://www.offensive-security.com/information-security-certifications/osce-offensive-security-certified-expert/

>>55889836
Your lingo is pretty good. Start calling people chummer and those you feel are below you in IQ level chick head.

You want to start living in a scummy coffin apartment and sleep on a foam.

Also you'll want to find your nearest hacker hangout so you can pick up contracts hacking large corps as well as cementing your handle in meat space.

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>>55889943
Not even a meme. Get familiar with *nix. Get familiar with how programs are compiled and mapped onto machine architectures. Get acquainted with common programming errors. You'll be able to reverse engineer code and find bugs or unaddressed corner cases that can be used to do unintended things.

go to http://hackertyper.net/
type in random shit
record a video
post it online
you became a shhotttt hacker

take hormones to became qt trap
install gentoo
boom! hackered