hello /g/entoomen i just got a job at google, what should i fix?

>>55874192
get moot fired

>>55874192
Moot's hair.

you should fix that you didnt post proof

Release the search algorithms. Let a FOSS alternative destroy the last thing I use them for.

>>55874192
Accuse moot of sexuhara and get him fired.

>>55874205
i can't think of any way i could prove that without it being easily faked

>>55874202
moot is there? doing what?

>>55874216
wouldn't help - google is all ML now using specialized harware

>>55874230
timestamp with sensitive google information

>>55874192
Working for a contractor that works for Google doesn't count as actually working for Google

>>55874230
timestamped name badge

>>55874192
Make all searches redirect to PornHub.

>>55874246
Their name badges don't even have "Google" on them. It's a white card with a picture and a name.

>>55874243
agreed, but not a contractor, FTE working on open source

>>55874246
just accepted the job, no badge

>>55874230
moot has something to do with photos or some entrepreneurship thing, I forget exactly what

>>55874192
congrats anon I've an interview as well tomorrow

>>55874272
I figured contractor because this is around the time of year they hire in large swaths

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>>55874246
here's my current badge

>>55874298
i'll look for him

>>55874300
good luck anon! it's a long day, relax and stay focused on what you know

Itt:

>Lying on the internet

Welp, whatever makes you happy I guess. Better go, need to get ready for my work at NASA...

>>55874192
FUCKING FIX YOUTUBE

I know youtube is a seperate department and campus entirely from google's main campus but still, everything about that site needs work

all I want to do is search through my watch history, is that too much to ask for?

why did they remove sub groups? that was SUCH a good feature, literally why did they remove it? can they make it not laggy and slow as fuck when you search through your liked vids?

someone needs to make a decent youtube extension but the site itself is so garbage that an extension could only make it slower

>>55874192
escalate the issue where some youtube server(s) are fucking slow, some videos won't load until you've refreshed a few times, and this is while my internet connection is perfectly fine and other youtube videos load fine, this has been going on for the past week or two

and it's not just me i've seen plenty of mentions of similar problems on various forums e.g. https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/youtube/hvkNHWYHzkc;context-place=topicsearchin/youtube/category$3Aplaying-and-watching-videos%7Csort:relevance%7Cspell:false

>>55874338
Make your own one using the public apis you lazy bum.

obligatory youtube copyright post

either fix the copyright system or delete h3h3's account so he doesn't bitch anymore

>>55874336
Are you staying in Seattle or moving to California?

>>55874374
staying, just bought a house, i love it here.

>>55874352
>Make your own one using the public apis you lazy bum.
I am just taking my first CS class this year! I can't wait :D

>>55874380
I live 5 minutes from their eastside campus. I'll stab you at night. All I need to look for is some fat neckbeard with a Thinkpad.

>>55874338
youtube search overall needs overhalled, suggestions are really good but search is weak, best results for me have been to search google for a video and land on youtube

>>55874349
sorry anon that seems fucked, doubt i have any pull there because everyone in the chain is likely to blame it back to you. have you done

>>55874406
no more eastside for me, come to redmond in the next few weeks if you want a stab

>>55874417
Redmond is eastside you faggot.

>>55874430
i'm working at google in fremont

>>55874447
Enjoy your one hour commute cuck.

>>55874458
20-30 min bike ride from where i live in seattle, but thanks enjoy your parents house in kirkland

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find moot and seduce him

also yt needs fixing. literally everything else is perfect, I love gmail, maps, search, but youtube is a disaster. fix the like system and add to playlist system, it is very slow

ACTUALLY there is one thing about search that would be very easy to fix, can you talk to someone about this?

if I put something into the search bar in search, and then click on images, I would like for the thing I put into search to be preserved

so if I search for "anime girls" and then realize Oh no, I wanted images or videos, so I click on images or videos, I would like for it to search anime girls in images or videos instead of just going to that site

Thanks! This seems like a pretty obvious issue and seems like it would be pretty easy to fix, don't know why it hasn't been implemented yet desu

>>55874518
that works for me, enter in text, search, then pick a different category. i do have memory of that not working in the past.

maybe you've got some plugins messing that up? what browser? try it in incognito

>>55874336
have fun with your open "office" space

>>55874541
what the fuck it works now lol
I swear to god it wasn't working just a few weeks ago

I am pleasantly surprised, I guess I should have tested it before posting

>>55874614
yeah that's the only part i'm pretty bummed about, i just recently moved into my own/non-shared office, and it's sweet. i'll try to balance it with WFH.

>>55874631
cool first issue fixed :)

>>55874192
move the damn "audio speak" button away from the "next" navigation button in google maps

youtube app

please DESTROY the youtube app

they make it worse every time

what the fuck is wrong with that department? do they not get enough funding? why do they make everything garbage?

>>55874652
There is no working from home. They are pretty serious about you being physically present. You won't even be able to do work without being on the network.

>>55874708
can you post a pic of what your office looks like?

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>>55874754

>>55874677
all mobile apps are required by law to be made half-assedly by an unpaid intern using the memiest, most inefficient web app techloligies

>>55874192
Convince moot to get a sex change

>>55874708
not on my team, it's a 60k+ company, things vary from team to team

>>55874192
'recommended' videos on youtube.

>>55874787
I fucking believe it, no phone app runs well.

>>55874192
put backspace to go back and shift backspace to go forward as an option in chrome

>>55874192
when did you interview?

>>55874192
Tell Google to go fuck themselves for completely fucking over Reverse Image Search.

Anything I google image search these days related to anime and manga gives me fucking Cartoon Network links completely unrelated to the image in every way.

Fuck you Google.

You fucked over Chrome too.

I can't wait for the day you get hit with an antitrust suit.

>>55876745
this, and google play music

i would probably pay for the subscription if it had better auto song picks like deezer so i didn't have to babysit it and manually pick out songs all the time, i want basically deezer but without the disgusting loudness/""""normalizing"""" filter

>>55874192
Fix Chrome remote desktop for Linux

Fix Moot's face, please.

>>55874192

gather and leak botnet confirming stuff

>>55874192

API for Hangouts

(fucking closed source walled garden shit, make information available for everyone my ass)

>>55874192
Fix toilet, that's wat must janitors do

>>55874192

remove botnet from chromium out of the box

>>55879826
Who is Moot?

>>55876793
That's a thing already by default, on Mac anyway. Or do you mean an option so you can turn it off?

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make an inside job and destroy google from within

Kill moot

>>55874230
>>55874298
I was doing an internship at Google by the time moot was hired. I looked up his profile in the internal "network" and his title was "Product Manager" IIRC.

burn it down.

OP would google hire civil engeneer type people or non programmers in general

>>55874216
You can see the search algorithm, stanford has the patent

>>55874192
Get the search algorithm to stop assuming that left wing politics are what people want.

Start a shooting in youtube's design headquarters


They can't change everything every two months.
They need punishing

>>55876822
early july

>>55880388
the engineering hiring philosophy is all fit/skills based, not based on tenure or formal education, so no direct reason why not. it won't be easy to pass the interview without some theoretical CS background though.

>>55880799
Do us a favor and tilt that 'e' in 'Google' back the right way

Could you assault Rob Pike for making such a shitty language?

>>55880469
But that's the only acceptable politics, the right wing is inherently racist, fascist, xenophobic and homophobic. They are full of hate and therefore are not acceptable as a valid political posture.


:^)

>>55874349 (Me)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's not just me

see e.g.
https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/youtube/0rZFxoCsXvo;context-place=topicsearchin/youtube/category$3Aplaying-and-watching-videos%7Csort:relevance%7Cspell:false
https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/4uu892/slow_buffering/
http://www.geekzone.co.nz/forums.asp?forumid=40&topicid=198969
https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/youtube/FQazCdx9sLU

it only started happening in like the last couple of weeks and what happens is that sometimes (varying frequency) a video won't load and then if i go to another video it usually works, if it doesn't work i go to yet another video and it suddenly works

>>55880469

Try adding "site:stormfront.org" to your searches.

>>55881048
and i'm in sweden, seems to affect sweden and new zealand/australia, maybe other locations too

>>55874230
>i can't think of any way i could prove that without it being easily faked
Give creation timestamp of top daily meme

Send Facebook / Mark Zuckerberg this e-mail:

'Mess with the best, die like the rest >:^)

g00gl3-crU'

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>>55880007