Node.js and other retarded memes

IBM, Microsoft, Netflix or PayPal use it.

And nop it's not slow as shit, but its seems you don't realy care.

However google it.

>single toolchain on both client and server
>humongous collection of third party libraries
>two orders of magnitude faster than Python and Ruby
it's literally perfect

>>55815953
it's not slow when it's compiled and cached

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>https://blog.risingstack.com/node-js-examples-how-enterprises-use-node-in-2016/

Most people only use it for REST middleware.
You shouldn't do heavy computation inside node.js

>>55817870
do people actually use docker in their final product?

what the fuck

>>55817990
Well, yeah? Maintaining identical environments for dev, testing, and production is the entire point of Docker.

>>55817990
What make you think dockers aren't ready for production ?

>>55818026
in that pic, there are two virtual machines and an interpreter running, solely for the convenience of the devs

are git and make not enough?

>>55818055
>are git and make not enough?
But then, how do you failover ?

>>55817255
>javascript
>script
>not slow

>>55818108
error detection and correction
tests

>>55815953
m-muh event-driven
m-muh web-scale
m-muh single-threaded interpreter in 2016
tl;dr cargo cult programmers that don't really know what the fuck they're doing and just go with whatever's hip

>>55818139
No.
I mean if the server is down, you can still have interrupted service with dockers.

>>55818209
s/interrupted/uninterupted/g

>>55818209

if (something happened) //signal() on linux
    move client to other process/machine/thread/tube

>>55818246
>implying you can catch signal of dead server

>>55818260
>not having your UPS send a signal to your OS that shit is about to shut down

lmao

>>55818260
more info
http://www.linux-ha.org/wiki/Main_Page

>>55818340
Yeah, but you'll need to another layer of complexity.
Might as well proceed with container based management software.
It's also easy to specify whether you want to run 5 or 500 instance.
Try that with your Linux-HA.

>>55818395
for i < 500
fork()

>>55818395
http://www.linux-ha.org/wiki/Resource_Agents

oh look, it has a think whose purpose is to manage instances

>>55818410
Pfft, good luck forking across multiple servers

>>55818464
Yeah, and you need to add one by one for each server.

>>55818511
>Yeah, and you need to add one by one for each server.
net install

>Pfft, good luck forking across multiple servers
I was memeing

http://mixu.net/nwm/

it will never end