>Marissa will never mount your .iso Why live? https://w

>>55807494

I'd mount her .ass-o

>>55807510
nice

>>55807494
>>>/s/

I'd put my floppy in her A:\ drive, if you know what I mean.

>>55807494
Is she descendant of Joachim Meyer by any chance? Or is it just common surname?

>>55807712
Just a surname, kid

>>55807494
i don't think her laugh sounds goofy or anything. it seems very appropriate for an alpha female.

in the other hand, people probably thing that my own laugh is retarded

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>>55807803
0/10

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>>55807494

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>>55807908
>What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Now every time I play the laugh I will only be able to picture that.

>>55807494
Is she autistic?

>>55807494
>tfw I knew it would be the laugh compilation
>tfw it's still my fetish

>>55808258
Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

>>55807803
It's ok, you're probably autistic also

>>55808258
Everyone at IT is

>>55807494
No one will ever mount you, why live?

I want her to mount my virgin penis

>>55807494
>>55809354

i'm unable to notice anything particular in that laugh. isn't it perfectly normal?

what i can't avoid noticing is what a qt3.14159265359 marisa is.

>>55809652
It's not normal at all, it's a million times more qt than most women's laughs.

>>55807494
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg
I press play evry tim ;_;

muh dick

>>55807636
Pretty sure she prefers a hard d. over a floppy if you catch my drift.

I would be her little fuck slave for a promotion

>>55807494
she reminds me of The Office hr lady

>give her my full ISO
>get it back with like 4 mb on it left, the rest of the file is unreadable

no thanks

>>55809652
>autism

>>55807494
She will also never run my business into the ground.

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If you're gonna have pics of Marissa then at least have a big high resolution one, geez.

>can't see the fine facial hair
>why bother

>>55807636
We'll double tag
I got B:/

>>55807803
>alpha female
>>>/r9k/

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>>55807494
I'd love her mountjobs

>>55807712
It's just a (((common))) surname

>>55811655
Mayer is as Germanic as it gets imbecile

>>55807494
How did she do worse than a fucking Chink? Yang's only fuckup was that he overvalued his company and thought he could get 5000gorrion dollars for a dying website

I'd use yahoo if Marissa sleeps with me.

>>55811754
>How did she do worse than a fucking Chink?
Western/White women are more often than not mentally retarded degenerates.

>>55807636
>tfw she laughs at your mini disc

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>>55811791
dirty yellow nigger detected

>>55811791
>being a butthurt smelly brown manlet

>>55811818
>>55811895
>baby-dick white boys trying to talk shit and failing

>>55809393
> IT

Hello Pajeet

>>55811911
>being born a second-rate """human"""

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>>55811754

Pic related is an actually *successful* women technology CEO.

I would rather fuck Marissa, desu senpai, but when it comes to investing in a company, I'll stick with Lisa.

>>55807494
Garbage Can Theory / Feminism

The garbage-can theory (Cohen, March, and Olsen 1972) adds that an organization "is a collection of choices looking for problems, issues and feelings looking for decision situations in which they might be aired, solutions looking for issues to which they might be the answer, and decision makers looking for work". Problems, solutions, participants, and choice opportunities flow in and out of a garbage can, and which problems get attached to solutions is largely due to chance.

In the garbage-can theory (Cohen, March, and Olsen 1972) an organization "is a collection of choices looking for problems, issues and feelings looking for decision situations in which they might be aired, solutions looking for issues to which they might be the answer, and decision makers looking for work". Problems, solutions, participants, and choice opportunities flow in and out of a garbage can, and which problems get attached to solutions is largely due to chance.

They are a bit more pessimistic on the value of charismatic leaders in these situations. They note that leaders can make a difference in the "garbage can" by:
* carefully timing issue creation
* being sensitive to shifting interests and involvement of participants
* recognizing the status and power implications of choice situations
* abandoning initiatives that get hopeless entangled with others
* realize the planning is largely symbolic and an excuse for interaction

>>55807494
She blamed running yahoo into the ground on the patriarchy

>>55811655
I appreciate this meme

>>55812800
Lisa is based.

>>55813638
better slut than hilldog, desu rabbi.

>>55812800
kill it with fire

I wonder if she'd get mad if I yelled YAHOO! when I came.

>>55816028
Came to what?

>>55811331
>those minor skin imperfections

dropped. does she have a qt teenage daughter?

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>>55807494
She sounds like a horse with Parkinson's and down's syndrome trying to swallow ice cubes.

someone really needs to loop that laugh to a video of a motorcycle revving up

the internet needs this

>>55807494
I bet my ass she secretly has a rather large butt-plug inserted on that pic.

>>55812800
such a handsome person