How do I get my hands on one of these key cards, /g/?

>>55807310
wtf is this normie crap? internet isn't stored anywhere. it's literally a network of cables between computers. don't believe this normie crap.

>>55807337
then how do they reboot it if it crashes dumbass

>>55807465
same as any other computer

>>55807310
Bill Gates in one obviously, who are the other 6?

>>55807465
Is this bait? I literally said it's not a system, it's a bunch of cables connecting computers to computers.

>>55807310
False. There are 8 keys, and they only work if 7 of them are used together.

>>55807496
Moot is one.

>>55807337

Actually, it's not what you think:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/28/seven-people-keys-worldwide-internet-security-web

It's basically just the domain name system.

>>55807310
False. There are 3 keys, and they only work if 5 of them are used together.

>>55807310
Nvidia jew and Apple jew are other two.

>>55807310
I think it's talking about the master DNS record. Nothing else makes any sense

>>55807541
we can just fall back to HOSTS file

>>55807560
>implying there's a single "master DNS record"

>>55807541
Oh. Ohh.. It still doesn't make any sense. Hosts files are a thing if you're not a normie. Also:
Domains =/= Internet

>>55807572
Are you unaware of the root name servers? That's clearly what's being discussed here.

>>55807525
who?

>>55808687
Some guy that works for Google. People on 4chan seem to like him a lot for whatever reason but he's basically nobody.

>>55808699

His real name is Mot.