Technology Fail Thread

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>>55800794
more like ylyl

If someone refers to the Internet as the dot com in my presence I may fucking kill myself.
I visibly cringe when people say "the web."

>>55800794
>the dot com
Do you work in 1995?

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>"hay anon can you hack facebooks maybe?"
>"because i wanna get into my gf's facebook..." and so on
>"what makes you think im a hacker?"
>"i always see you with hacker windows on your computer anon, stop trying to hide it, i'll give you $20 :)"

they don't even know what they're asking me to do and they want to stiff me for it

>>55800952
Missed a chance to play them, though, you could be all "oh yeah I'm a super leet haxor and I'm very expensive, but be careful about crossing because I'll docx your ass to the other side of an excel sheet.

>>55800917
WelI she has this massive superiority complex and thinks she's always right so every once in a while I have to fuck with her. If I try to explain any computer technology post internet birth she just stares at me like I'm a wizard. Later I watched her try to figure out Windows 10 and was utterly lost. Cortana was fun.

>>55800952
That movie Hackers really fucked up the public perception of what hacking is. Pretty sure there are a lot of people who think you when you do it you hack your way through firewalls composed of multiple layers of of low rez fire animations and skulls and shit.

>>55801076
>Later I watched her try to figure out Windows 10 and was utterly lost. Cortana was fun.
That would be me desu, can't even do shit on win 8

>>55801308
I fucking hate Windows 10. Don't get me wrong. I'm still on Windows 7 at home and loving it. I just trying to illustrate how foreign it was to her, like stepping onto an alien world.

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I was just editing a personal website in terminal and got stared at hard af by some normies in the bakery.
Lol'd internally
Pic related; what they probs thought was 733T haxoring
To be fair to them I use Homebrew to make it look more stereotypical.

>>55801422
You made your text color like that specifically for that reason.

>>55801461
>To be fair to them I use Homebrew to make it look more stereotypical.
No shit huh?

>>55800855
Except World Wide Web is correct and actually more specific than internet you turboautist

>Dad tells me he read an article about making internet connection faster
>i'll bite.jpg
>claims that taping batteries around an ethernet cable increased your bandwidth
>immediately tell him its bullshit
>tries to do it anyway even after proving it doesnt work
>gets mad at me because he wants to try it anyway

>eating pussy like a real nigga©
>all of a sudden fake nigga asks
>Hey dude it would be super nuclear if you fixed my macbook xtreme
>say sure
>he says fuck you I am a king I don't have to deal with peasants
Tis the life of Louis Rossman