embrace /g/s nu waifu

>>55794268
post FEET

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>>55794290

>>55794349
>>>55794290 (You)
time to kill myself

>>55794268
I prefer Reimu.

>>55794268
>no hooves

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>Anon, you are my best assistant. Please let me introduce my girlfriends Mariam and Christy. We're goinna have a little cozy party in my apartment after work hours.and would like to invite you to have some... fun with us. I know you have important tasks, such as shilling on your favorite image board /gee/, but I personally hope you'll be able to come... on Christy's face. I'd lick all of it. Will you come, anon?

>>55794459
no, i need to install gentoo

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>>55794610
I understand you have a girlfriend, but please, anon. None of our partners should know about this...

>you will never have a hot ceo wife with a goofy laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

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>>55794960
Meant to also attach pic related.

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>>55794983
>>55794960
That laugh coming out of this girl. Wew lad

Does anyone find it humous that female CEOs (and similar positions) always have these random photo poses that are rarely if ever encountered with their male counterparts?

Not even sexism, this is why nobody takes them seriously.

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>>55795061
agreed. Imagine Bill Gates posing like this.

>>55795225
But I don't want to fuck bill gates.

>>55795263
>don't want to fuck bill gates.
what are you, gay?

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>>55794459

>completely ruins tech company
>has no discernible skills other than being good looking
>a ball busting dom woman

Yep, sounds like /g/'s ideal waifu.

>>55795225
my wee wee feels weird

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>>55795292
>a ball busting dom woman

Stop, you're making me erect!

>>55794983
>anon if you keep licking that I'm gonna.. I-I'm gonna.. MNNNNNNNHEAUYEHEAHAUGHAEAYEAUHAAUHAUAHUHAUHAGHAYAYUGH

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>>55795225

>>55795306
smug bastard knows exactly rape is coming

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Q U E E N
U    E
E    E
E    U
N E E U Q

>>55794459
Rock hard

>>55795306
10/10, Marissa has nothing on this sexy beast

>>55795306
Okay I'm hard now.

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>>55795306
Steve Foot Jobs

>>55795468
if rms was there he'd be eating so much foot gunk...

>>55795468
>someone will masturbate to this

>>55795306
THAT ANON BTFO

>>55794268
she's got quite a deep laughter, how's her throat?