>he named his computer

>>55774299
You know they'll one day rise above us and consider annihilating us all right? Better start being nice to them right now.

>>55774299
I just name my computer after the OS installed or my first name.

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>he names his knobmechanical

>not naming your comp Cloud or Sephiroth

>>55774350
Final Fantasy 6 is better senpai.

Kefka > Sepiroth

>>55774299
>implying HOME_PC isn't a brilliant name for a girl

>>55774299
of course, host name

>>55774322
>You know they'll one day rise above us and consider annihilating us all right?
The Trumps?
Quite possible given the average IQ of your voters.

And it's name is Geronimo.

>>55774387
Too bad Sephiroth's battle theme BTFO Kefka's.

>>55774438
Kefka is the better villain overall. He actually took over the world and almost succeeded into destroying it and isn't a gay mommas boy.

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>not naming your computer Trump did nothing wrong

>>55774299
>user@ ~/ $

>>55774299
well? what did he name it?

>>55774299
>not naming your computer the next house number

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>name my computer Janet
>tell everyone I'm spending Saturday night with Janet
>mfw people start asking to see her

I named my computers after mecha

>not naming your computer after each Robin in succession

>not naming your computers after Zerg units

>>55775146
>his computers aren't all names sephiroth

>>55774476
Sephiroth doesn't have a mother complex. That's Kadaj and stuff.

>>55774299
>Not naming the fastest computer you own after fast things like an autist

It makes it even faster you fucking idiots don't you want performance lintards on suicide watch

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Not only have I named mine, I 3D printed it's name and superglued it to it's front panel.

>>55774299
>not giving your systems memorable names for easier network access and autism points
???

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>>55774387
here we go again

also Ronald > Kefka

>>55774424
You're a complete dipshit.

>tfw you name your macbooks trixie and luna

>>55774424

how do you explain the fact that smart people vote for trump?

assuming you're from europe, how do you explain the fact that all of your candidates are just as shit?

you do realize that the average american IQ sans niggers and minorities is higher than in any european nation, right?

>his hostname isn't maga

Why would you name your computer? That's autistic as fuck.

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>>55775327
Sanic.exe

>presidentposting
kys

>>55776589
>Source: my hairy ass

>>55774387
FF-X is better senpai

High summoner Yuna > Kefka

>>55776108
>autism points
Are these real?
I ...I want em

>>55774476
Sephiroth doesn't exist, it was Jenova all along.

Of course I named my daughter.

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>naming computers


this is how neckbeards actually live

I name my computers shit like "crackhouse1" or "fatdickbox69" or "gayforpaylaptop"

>>55776108
>easier network access
How?

>>55778665
Why would you have 7 Gentoo VMs???

>>55775073
As long as you didn't mention the gender or started to make shit up how she looks and stuff like that

you should be fine

did the same mistake

>>55778860

ssh stallman-is-my-waifu

instead of

ssh 192.168.0.whatever number it has in your network

if you frequently transfer shit between your computers or use the remote shell in your local network, then names are really handy.

>>55778665
Did she piss herself?

>>55778943
>herself

>>55778665
this seems like it would take a decent amount of time to make. why?

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is this a homescreen thread

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>>55778955
100% pure autism

>>55778980
this one is way cooler than the other one. like tenfold cooler

>>55774424
Brexit

>>55774424
By definition, the average IQ is always 100 in a select group.
Take a group of chimps, their average IQ is 100.
Take a group of students, their average IQ is 100 too.
Take a group of voters, and would you look at that? Their average IQ is 100!

>>55774438
Dancing mad was GOAT

>>55779008
No, it's 100 for the average of all people, not for every subset of it

>>55774299
>he
>his

Named my compy SupremeOverlord Vulcanizer t b h

My computer defaulted it's name to Username-PC

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>>55774299
I did not.

Pavilion 15

>>55774299
his fingers aren't big enough to operate a computer

>named mine fsociety for the bants

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I named my computer BerniePC, PC stands for personal computer and political correct

>>55781483
How is Mr robot? I'm considering watching it, it's it just a 1337 hax0r show?

You Amerifats know that there's waaaay more people outside your cuntry praying you're not stupid enough to elect Trump than were hoping you didn't elect Dubya, right?
Two fucking terms.
Did democracy fail you, or did you fail democracy?

I name my PC too. [insert name]-PC is mine.

>still call my desktop Lucille
>and there's nothing you can do about it

>>55782792
Yes.

We're approaching the point in which we might actually NEED the second amendment for its original purpose - tyranny and oppression. Not just for us, but for whatever the fucktard that ends up in office decides to do to the world, too. It's our problem. When shit hits the fan, hopefully we are extended a gracious helping hand from some other countries, but it's our fucking responsibility do deal with it. Hopefully it ends before much damage is done.

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not using random names

cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'a-zA-Z0-9' | fold -w 32 | head -n 1

>>55781670
It's good, just watch it without bias.

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I usually take something from that old 90's show "Reboot". You know, where Bob mends and defends.

> [root@glitch ~]$


Mend and defend, my friends.

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>not naming your primary workstation Freyja, a laptop Loki, a smartphone Mjolnir and naming all your HDD's accordingly

Sure seems pretty fukkin' pleb in here.

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I named my desktop Anubis and my laptop Jehuty

>>55778968
fuck the church

>>55783101
>cat

>>55783101
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

>PTCTqmXqojivl4ROEhqXkTrumPiF6m4k

>>55779008
Are you... literally retarded?

>>55779008
Is the average IQ of a group of Down Syndrome people 100?

>>55778949
WHY IS THERE PISS ANON

>>55782892
Strange, I named mine Loscil.

athlonii-PC (game server)
minibian (http server)
borschPC (daily driver)

>>55774350
>Cloud isn't real, he's just someone else's computer.

I named mine Jack so when I'm not using it I can be like "gotta get back, sit on my ass, Computer Jack"

>>55778665
tfw that's my fetish

>>55784493
+1

>>55774299
I name my servers after childhood ex-girlfriends

>>55774299
>Not_a_bathroom_server

>>55776583
>macbooks named after characters from a little girls tv show

Not surprised whatsoever.

>>55776583
Will you stop trying to pretend we like you /mlp/, we don't.

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>>55778989
well there is 4years in between them

I guess sysadmin got more skilled or autistic, or both.

>>55778943
>>55784344

yeah, that's Yakui. She's known for her drug addiction frequently leading to incontinence.

I named my pc "anus pounder".

>>55774387
Zeromous>kefka>JENOVA>sephiroth.

>>55783958
possibly

>tfw x220t

$ uname -a
Linux hottablet 4.6.2-1-zen #1 ZEN SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 8 09:17:55 UTC 2016 x86_64 GNU/Linux

>>55783545
what did you mean by this

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>have 10 year old notebook
>since the day you brought it you call it "Rose"
>Everytime you restarted from scratch or changed OS you gave it a "0.1"
>drew your own imaginative version of what "she" would look like if she was real
>sometimes pretend she is sentient and talk to her
>apologize when accidentally hit her or when she starts to fuck up because of some bullshit you did
>cried once when she got attacked
>everytime someone touches her you feel uneasy
>can't imagine what its going to be like when you replace her
>created personas inspired by her in many video games
>care more about her than most people you know
>never told anyone any of this because you know they wouldn't understand