You can't turn off cortana in the windows 10 anniversary update

I've never understood people who post shit as an archive link.

windows 10 enterprise n ltsb

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SPBP

There isn't even a way to enable Cortana where I live right now.

>>55767103
It's so you don't give clicks to the actual 'news' site.

>>55767103
I've made it a habit to archive all my news. It's better this way because better be safe than sorry and I want to make it a habit so I don't give clicks to a site I don't like.

>>55767122
Give microsoft some time and they'll force this on enterprise as well.

>>55767180
no way they'll do that on LTSB

>>55767054
Willing to bet you can still disable Cortana from group policy, which means you can still turn it off even in the home edition with O&O ShutUp 10.

>>55767054
Not available for my country.

>>55767136
>>55767504
What country do you live in?

You already can't remove Cortana, even if you disabled all the functionality some part of the process remains running.

You can never delete Cortana system files, if you boot into a LiveCD and remove them Windows will run an update as soon as it connects to the internet and restore them.

The very moment you "upgraded" to Windows 10 you renounced to having control over your own computer. The forced updates will only become more aggresive once the free period ends.

>>55767054
>>55767567
>>55767180
Why the fuck would you update LTSB? The firsts build's are great.

>hurr update or virus durr
Yeah, fuck off newfag, you're place ain't in /g/.

>>55767180
>>55767312
Never, they would lose LTSB market.

>>55767160
Why do you give clicks to a site run by a paranoid cuck?

>>55767721
>Trying this hard to fit in

>>55768105
Fit in this thread with all those dumbass wincucks? No thanks.

>>55767567
Explorer search functionality is called cortana

>>55768168
No? It's not connected to Cortana at all.

>>55767136
this. Eastern Block NO

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Hahaha. Fuck Windows 10 and its reprobate users.

>>55768348
Why does Russia not get cortana? Is microsoft scared of a nuclear war?

>>55767054
You know it is funny I had her disabled when I first built my machine, then I needed to search so I re-enabled her but shut off her voice and such, and the last update I noticed she was on again but didn't really care because I don't do anything questionable on my computer because I am not a criminal.

>>55767136
literally this

>>55768594
>I am not a criminal.

You don't get to decide that, friend. They do :^)

>>55768495
>Federal Law 526-FZ was adopted last year on grounds of "overall state security issues" and "increased instances of personal data leakage", but these justifications have been criticised by some entrepreneurs.

>The law stipulates that all personal information provided by Russian citizens when registering on websites, making online purchases or sending electronic messages is considered personal data and must be stored inside Russia.

>Companies violating the terms of the new law will be placed on a blacklist by Roskomnadzor, Russia's communications watchdog, which would lead to access to their websites being blocked, as well as fines.

>>55767122
There's going to be an update for LTSB as well. KMS servers have been updated to activate LTSB 2016. Let's wait and see, I hope they don't guck that version too. Personally I use 7 but have LTSB 2015 in a VM.

>>55768293
SearchUI.exe is basically still Cortana, but it just doesn't say Cortana. They are changing it so it always says Cortana, no matter what.

>>55768594
>why care about privacy? I got nothing to hide
>privacy's only purpose is to hide crime
(You)

>>55767671
>The very moment you "upgraded" to Windows over GNU/Linux you renounced to having control over your own computer. The forced updates will only become more aggresive once the free period ends.

>>55768675
Russia is the real MVP

>>55767054
I just went back to my 7 license the other day

Fuck Windows 10 Linux is better with WINE for window programs than actual Windows at this point.

>>55767054
I can't turn on Cortana in Windows 10.

>>55768715
LTSB N 2015 is perfect and probably the best Windows for years to come.

>>55768741
Man, I don't even have that in my build, wew.

>>55767122
>>55767312
>>55767721
>they won't do it on enterprise because they'll lose their customers!
I'm sure that's what you shills were saying about telemetry to begin with anyway

>>55769398
I use LTSB and I don't have this crap, nobody is forcing me to upgrade if they might add it.

Also at work there's a version of LTSB 2016 specially made for a branch of our company.

>>55767054
So this is going to upload everyone's browsing history and the searches they do on their computer to Microsoft's cloud servers?

>>55768932
I still prefer 7, but yeah, that would be my second choice.

>>55769398
Remember when shills were saying subscriptions weren't coming?

What's the best tool to disable all telemetry in Windows 10?

>>55770405
Regedit and gpedit.msc

>>55770405
A brain.

>>55770465
That's the equivalent of saying "you can perform a seemingly physics defying, reputation scarring stunt with a pineapple and a yo-yo".
Maybe it's possible, but the statement doesn't really give any useful information.

The point is that although you technically gave an answer given the phrasing of their question, it's the sort of answer that could never help anyone.

>>55770528
Why over complicate things? He asked how, got an answer.
It's like asking how to tighten a bolt and someone answers with a wrench, but which way to tighten it? Well google bitch.

>>55770598
He didn't get an answer to how, only what to do it with.
Regedit isn't like a wrench, it isn't simple.
It's more like a TurboBoltFucker5000.

We all know that the TBF5K fulfill all bolt related needs, but it's completely idiotic to give as an independent answer because no one really knows how to use it.

>>55770654
>He didn't get an answer to how, only what to do it with.
Then he should have rephrased his question. He asked what the best tool was to disable telemetry. And he got an answer for it.

>>55770676
It was a poorly phrased question, but it's borderline social retardation to assume that you were giving an appropriate answer.

>>55770707
No it was a lazy asked question expecting an elaborate answer served on silver platter. He received a fitting answer to his lazy question. A question that could have been answered by google faster than it takes to post it on 4chan.

>>55770773
I expected a simple answer - what is the best tool for disabling all telemetry in Windows 10.

Perhaps I should have elaborated: for dummies. Regx is not something I'd use for stopping w10 telemetry.

>>55770818
>Regx is not something I'd use for stopping w10 telemetry.
Me neither. But here you go.
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+I+disable+telemetry+in+win+10

>>55768932
>>55767721
>>55768715
Where can I get said builds and that KMS activator for my VM?
Could you provide a reliable source for me please?

>>55770880
I was hoping for a /g/ approved tool, not a generic Google search

>>55767054
What the shit, why would they even do this? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING MICROPHONE

>>55770405
Upgrading to windows 7

>>55767054
What is this Cortana? I haven't seen it on my win10 laptop should I be worried?

>>55770931
Woah bro, ain't gonna spoon feed you, Google.

>>55770977
I've just upgraded from Windows 8 to 10 due to a shitton of compatibility & driver issues. Windows 10 is working brilliantly. I'd rather try to get the telemetry sorted at much as possible.

>>55771017
Use spybot anti-beacon, turn off every shit in the privacy menu in settings, change some group policies, use google since it's not that hard.

>>55771009
I'm not asking to be spoon fed. I just don't want a russian malware version
normally we have a page on the wiki for that but there isn't

>>55771164
Just read comments on torrent pages and you won't end up with a Russian shit version.

>>55767054
>I can turn off any woman!
>... sexsualy :^(

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>>55770931

Windows 10 LTSB 2015
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/14154767/Windows_10_x64_Enterprise_LTSB_en-US_Clean_ISO__Generation2_
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/12380801/Windows_10_Enterprise_2015_LTSB_(x86)_en-us


Microsoft Toolkit
http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/28669-Microsoft-Toolkit-Official-KMS-Solution-for-Microsoft-Products

Windows 10 users should be put down like dogs.

So what exactly is stopping you from blocking all of the telemetry from your router instead? there's nothing MS could do about that.

>>55771796
>what is a laptop

>>55771847
I'm not seeing your point. Laptops also have to connect to access points through wifi to a router or directly via ethernet.

>>55771796
Sure -- no pingback at a certain point will just allow them to turn off parts of your OS with the claim they are doing it to "make sure you are secure since we have no telemetry feedback to allow us to know your system is properly patched"

>>55767054
>can't turn off Cortana in the Windows 10 Anniversary Update
C U C K E D
A G A I N,
W I N C U C K S

>>55771981
no one can be this retarded

>>55767054
> I'm glad I use windows, and it's not locked down like that rogueish OSX

>>55767054
I don't know, I just deleted all package on my computer containing "microsoft". Some of them resisted (I suppose they are necessary). But all the bloat is gone, Cortana is gone. Telemetry looked like it was gone (I just watched my network traffic for 10 minute max so I'm not sure).

>>55767054
ITT: Cortana straps one on

It's coming ... you know it.

>>55767122
This guy gets it.

>>55772469
He wore the brown pants