>forecast says its going to reach 107 degrees today How do

>>55766405
aircon

By being on my underpants all day. Fuck, I miss summer so much.

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by getting piss drunk so i dont have to feel anything

Keep my fleshlight in the fridge.

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easy

Start up the over.

bake a pizza

>>55766405
>100 degrees
>tfw all the water is boiling

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>>55766405
The fans and blowers around here don't work so well after noon or so. Once it gets to a certain temperature, they basically just blow hot air or you.

>>55766405
there should be a .gif where he drains the grease into a glass

>>55766405
I don't think anywhere hits that temperature, that's over boiling for fuck sakes. >>>/b/ please.

>>55766830
>being European
Nice fucked up Celsius scale you got there

>>55766830
>>55766691
fahrenheit you 3rd world inhabiting darkies

>>55766861
The US is the only third world shit hole using an imperial measurement for temperature

>>55766691
>>55766830
Do they not teach context clues in Europe?

>>55766860
>everyone except Americans use Celsius or kelvin.
>Celsius is fucked up some way.
Yeah just keep using your shitty Fahrenheit that has no utility in real life and science. Celsius and kelvin have the same scale ( K= 273.15+°C) while Fahrenheit scale is shitty as fuck. Kys ameridumb.

>>55766405
Where? We don't all live in your pissant little town, so the temperature is going to vary for us. Some parts of the world are having winter right now you amerifat fagget. You think it's 107 in Chile or Antarctica right now you americentric nigger?

>>55767195
Fahrenheit is part of the standard measurement system. It's called standard for a reason. Now run along and suck French sucks some more. You know you want to.

>>55767314
>Fahrenheit
>standard
Have you ever heard something about the MKS convention?

>>55766889
Well there's only two types of countries in the world right now.

Those who've been to the Moon on the Imperial scale, and everyone else.

>>55766405
WHAT DOES THIS MEME IMAGE MEAN?

>>55766405
42ºC would be terrible. I'd have to abandon my flat or fork out for an AC.

>>55766405
source on that episode?

>>55767068
>implying gordon ramsay would use a pleb system like fahrenheit

>>55766405
by having proper air conditioning
also, not living in a subtropic hellhole helps

>>55767630
it means the pizza is shit

>>55767450
No, sorry, but I don't listen to rap or techno/disco.

Usually chilling in the basement solves most of it for me, reason why I am building a room down there.

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By NOT MASTURBATING

Masturbating raises your body temperature a lot (or at least it does for me) - I often find myself sweating more after I fap.

>>55767761
>tfw regardless of the season I always leave a puddle in my bed after I'm done
I think I sweat too much when I finish.

>>55767754
>am building a room down there.

Make no mistake about it, it's a prison.

>>55767761
How about when you eat?

>>55767480
>Implying the moon landing wasn't a hoax

>>55767836
Don't eat fried stuff or soda and you should be fine.

>>55767642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc&feature=youtu.be&t=13m55s

>>55767793
Well, I'm doomed. There is nothing I did that haven't felt like a prison in the end.

>>55766405
GO OUTSIDE

>>55768055
Cheers!

>>55767906
That bait looks yummy

>>55768100
fuck me, iktf2

>>55766666
chek't

>>55768204
>going
That's also known as getting mugged

>>55767314
>Measuring system created by a loony German/Polish nutjob by setting 0 to the freezing point of some random salt water mix he made and 100 to be his wife's armpit
Oh yeah, totally logical "standard"

stay inside and shitpost on 4chan. Go out only at night to work out and get food. Guaranteed to beat the heat and humidity

>>55768493
I don't live in a city with a ghetto fortunately.

>>55768514
Are you sure you meant to reply to me?

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Best investment ever. Loud as fuck, though.

>>55768730
Absolutely. You said Fahrenheit is a standard, I pointed out the origin of the Fahrenheit scale. It's a pants on head retarded system and should be considered so.

>>55766405
Got some solar installed just before summer hit. Now I can run the AC all day and night. Shit's amazing.

>>55766405

1. AC or a window fan if you're poor
2. Only wear underwear or nothing at all.
3. Drink a fuckton of water

>>55768855
Also, move up North.

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>>55767314
>Now run along and suck French sucks some more.
>Anders Celsius of Sweden
>Lord Kelvin, born in Belfast
Yeah, those guys were really French. Murca wins geography again.

>>55768771
This. Using daily. But it's for one room only (as opposite to central A/C) and if you walk in/out many times, you can get sick from the frequent heat shocks

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Hard Liquor

>>55766405
I embrace it with my two AMD 290s in crossfire.

>>55766405
>Summer is mostly extremly high humidity with ~25°C or monsoon like storms
I would take dry 40°C over high humidity every day.

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>>55769194

>>55766405
im putting in my 2 weeks notice and moving north

>>55769390
Might be cheaper to buy an AC instead

>>55767212
>Chile
no one gives a fuck about south america or africa you cunt
as for australians, get over it. why the fuck you talking shit on 4chan at like 5am

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>>55766666

Those consecutive digits

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Probably go to work in the junkyard as always.

>>55766666
nice quints

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>>55768894
>Brazil
>java

>>55769443
that doesnt cover when i have to walk from my house to my car, or from my car to my work

>>55767480
>Implying NASA doesn't use metric now

>>55767771
>fapping in the bed
That's fucking gross. I always fap in the toilet, that way I can leave everything nice and clean.

>>55767761
masturbating makes me feel slimy and then i have to take a shower afterwards

why is that?

>>55767480
>implying you can use inches or feet for any scientific purposes

I bet you dont even know what a slug is l, pleb.

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>>55766405
I've overclocked my cold water dispenser.

Super refreshing.

>>55770141
Natural lubricant?